Why are Indians so based?
1.India is the world`s largest, oldest, continuous civilization.
2.India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
3.India is the world`s largest democracy.
4.Varanasi, also known as Benares, was called "the ancient city" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C.E, and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.
5.India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
6.The World`s first university was established in Takshashila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
7.Sanskrit is the mother of all the European languages. Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software - a report in Forbes magazine, July 1987.
8.Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Charaka, the father of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today Ayurveda is fast regaining its rightful place in our civilization.
9.Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus was attracted by India`s wealth.
10.The art of Navigation was born in the river Sindhu 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The word navy is also derived from Sanskrit `Nou`.
11.Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. Time taken by earth to orbit the sun: (5th century) 365.258756484 days.
12.The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century long before the European mathematicians.
>>55240087
13.Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India. Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th century. The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 10**53(10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 BCE during the Vedic period. Even today, the largest used number is Tera 10**12(10 to the power of 12).
14.IEEE has proved what has been a century old suspicion in the world scientific community that the pioneer of wireless communication was Prof. Jagdish Bose and not Marconi.
15.The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.
16.According to Saka King Rudradaman I of 150 CE a beautiful lake called Sudarshana was constructed on the hills of Raivataka during Chandragupta Maurya`s time.
17.Chess (Shataranja or AshtaPada) was invented in India.
>>55240087
>>55240098
There are 3.22 Million Indians in America.
38% of Doctors in America are Indians.
12% of Scientists in America are Indians.
36% of NASA employees are Indians.
34% of MICROSOFT employees are Indians.
28% of IBM employees are Indians.
17% of INTEL employees are Indians.
13% of XEROX employees are Indians
all of that and they still cant poo in loo
tl;dr
POO IN LOO
>>55240137
>le poop xDXDXDXDD
fuck off nigger
>>55240087
>5.India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahmagupta#Zero
>>55240087
>>55240098
>>55240111
DESIGNATED
>>55240087
They also will build space rocket from shit soon
>>55240259
SHITTING
>>55240227
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryabhata
>>55240290
I looked before I posted. It's still Brahmagupta.
>>55240087
If all that's true,
and the white mans discoveries weren't new
and they invented culture, too,
then tell me, Jew,
why can't they just poo in loo?
Boklu insanlar live in Turkey, apparently.
>>55240087
This was old india. Modern India is nowhere near it's glorious past self. We are plagued by many problems and it will take time for my country to improve.
>>55240275
STREETS
>>55240359
Like not pooing in the loo
>>55240337
Because the country is poor and will take time to get back on its feet.
>>55240359
>it will take time for my country to improve
It'll be easier to nuke you and give land to China
>>55240385
Yes and many other problems.
>>55240087
Doesn't matter.
>Defecating into their own water supply
>Corpses in Ganges
>Shitting everywhere
>Indian men are rapists by nature
Whatever "culture" they had, has become a bowel movement a long time ago
>>55240409
Only a man filled with hatred for himself will wish for such thing
Do Indians and Pakis still hate each other?
>>55240430
Nice mysticism bro, wow so wise
>>55240409
>give land to China
Get off your proxy chingling you got shoes to make
>>55240443
Yes, even though we are the same people the governments and armies brain wash the public to hate each other
>>55240416
We are still a developing country. Give us time, we will improve
Indians are stinky conniving rapists. I don't like them. Good food, though.
>>55240337
They are too smart for that bro, all that poo helps to fertilize the land, hence crops to be eaten by the sacred cow, which then becomes curry, it's a circle of life type of thing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLCTUZdcCo
Why is India so autistic?
Not a single other country on the board gets so fucking asspained over memes and bantz.
>>55240632
In their defense, the memes about India are fucking retarded.
>>55240724
But bro they're fucking true
Which is funny as most memes about countries are exaggerated but India's....
http://theplanetd.com/india-is-filthy/
>>55240111
>34% of MICROSOFT employees are Indians.
>28% of IBM employees are Indians.
>17% of INTEL employees are Indians.
>13% of XEROX employees are Indians
*tech support intensifies*
>>55240087
>India is the world`s largest, oldest, continuous civilization.
China says hello. A squat toilet is a step above no toilet at all.
>>55240087
>continuous
They fuckin wish mate
>>55240359
What problems are you plagued with?
is it true ancient indians were white? if so how did they turn brown?
DESIGNATED
>>55240227
The real question is with such a big head start on the rest of the world concerning these higher concepts, what went wrong to make you such shit clawed mongrels?
It must have been something truly insidious. Something so profoundly corrupting that it could warp a promising and intelligent people into such base animals.
Whatever it was, I just take solace in the fact that what few intelligent people you have left behind all flee to america to escape your fallen nation. It's too bad they have already been corrupted. They are haunting imitation of a civilized people. At once prideful and cowardly. Arrogant and devoid of grace. Miserly and jealous.
We can only hope that this degeneracy is not communicable
>>55240561
>We are still a developing country. Give us time, we will improve
>India is the world`s largest, oldest, continuous civilization.
top kek
No one posted this yet? Seriously?
Okay...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>55240087
all that and they still shit in the streets
>>55240087
POO IN THE LOO
POO
O
O
>>55240087
>India
>civilization
>>55240111
Boy oh boy that highly trained teck suppolt
>2015
>still defecating in the open
>actually being afraid of a fucking toilet
there's nothing to be proud of
man, India must be the country that's been fucked over by bantz the hardest out of any flags on /pol/. DEBNTS and >800k dont even come close
>>55240087
>5.India invented the number zero
I thought they invented the number two
>>55240087
>Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software - a report in Forbes magazine, July 1987.
Are you aware of lip service and how it's used to sell things, Akbal?
>>55242313
You made me chuckle medic pack.
>>55241276
> if so how did they turn brown?
it has something to do with shit. And the absence of lavatories.
>number of countries that india looks good in comparison to
1. pakistan
2. bangladesh
congrats india
Name 1 flaw about shitting on the street.
That's right, /pol/kek you can't.
Also reminder that only poor Indians shit on the street. The rich Indians shit on the poor.
>indian is so insecure that he's posting from a proxy boasting about his own country
jesus, you tiny dick, poop niggers are sad.
BOWEL MOVEMENT IN THE LATRINE
>>55240087
>shits in the open
>has nuclear weapons
pick .. 2
>>55242947
weak /pol/kek cannot face the might of my arguments. the wisdom of continuous civilization of 3000 years is too much for the fag from the babby country
>>55243026
Learn to spoken english you fucking shit skin
>>55241276
yes they were white until they started to swim in there own shit
>>55243190
Reminder that in 0AD ancestor of Americunts were wiping asses with pine sticks while the glorious Hindustan were the pinnacle of world culture and architecture
>>55240087
13. Still no toilets
>>55243256
>being this delusional
>>55243287
>>55243294
In 0AD ancestors of Americunts were learning to speak.
In 0D ancestors of Glorious Hindustan were the strongest of all civilizations.
>>55240111
Time to eliminate H1B visas.
>>55243328
But they still can't poo in the loo and their brown girlies will always be dreaming of superior white cock
>>55243433
Not possible. Only things amerikeks are good at is eating burgers and jerking off to anime girls. They need the genetically superior Indians to think for them.
>>55240359
Are toilet witches one of that problems?
>>55243453
>Superior white cock
>All white men dream of being women impregnated by black bulls
At least glorious Hindustan isn't the Cukcing capital of the world, amerifat
>>55242313
Not invented. Just refined.
>>55243491
Yeah, because woman there get raped every 3 second.
>>55243519
In American white men get raped by black bull every 2 second
>>55243491
>implying
I love watching tiny indian men walk around the club thinking they run shit until a white man walks in. I've seen so many tiny mud nigger indians getting keked by white guys in the club. their indian girlfriends walk out with a white bull and i always bust out laughing in front of all the little indian boys. fucking hilarious.
>>55243530
Because they are dirty apes and uncivilized niggers. Just like Pajeets.
>>55240087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>55243549
The "white bull" is actually taking his Tyrone master more rape victims.
And this only happens to sluts and weak lower caste Indians. Brahmin lord here, americukc
>>55240087
>Potentially huge economy in the future
>Obviously has a few problems, but nobody's perfect
>Of course the food is the best on earth. If you hate curry GTFO
>It has some beautiful scenery
>Nice people
>Lots of wonderful native species
>Oh, and it's better than Pakistan at cricket
>Ok now read the first letter of every line you filthy nigs
>>55243518
You're right. I forgot Indians invented such greats as:
>drinking urine
>drinking poo water containing corpses
>washing with poo water
>washing with poo soap
>using hand and 5 gallons of poo water to clean ass
>eating poo
>>55243582
you clearly haven't been here. in america, tiny indian "men" always fill the clubs hoping to get some pussy but all the pussy goes to white men. it's fucking hilarious watching all the indians walking out alone.
>>55243560
Whatever Poland you will never beat the Majesty of Hindustan.
DESIGNATED
>>55243610
There is no confirmed report of white man getting any pussy. Your "pussy" is currently full on black semen while you are earning money to feed your "girlfriend's" black children
>>55240087
then why dont they just poo in the loo?
All of the words mean nothing if 600 000 people don't have proper toilets. Go away Mehmet.
>>55243649
stop pushing your indian fantasies onto me.
niggers only make up %13 of the population. and they only get fat, ugly white women. i have never seen an indian male with a white woman here but i've seen many indian women with white men. they love the white seed. a lot of white men have to convert them to american lifestyle so they they don't reek of curry every day though. my best friend knocked up an indian girl.
>>55243613
>majesty of Hindustan
>>55243696
Russians were getting rape by bears in 600AD while Indians were the most powerful nation in history
>>55243711
Niggers make up 13% of the population, and 100% of the fuckers of the population. Give it up americukc, your race is only good as a cocksleeve for big-dicked africans. Now go tongue out the black semen from your wife's pussy, degenerate.
Meanwhile I will be fucking my designated wife and imprgnating her with superior Indian children. If she ever keks me I can have her ripped to pieces by an angry mob. This is what civiliztion looks like, Americukc
>>55243772
haha. just please, for fuck's sake start poking in the loo. i can smell you shit skins from here!
>>55243602
Oh wow, nicely done
>>55243866
Haha weak American my wife is pregnant with superior Indians while your wife is currently breast-feeding tyrone's crack kids.
Everyone knows white men are too weak to have any women. You think your tiny penis could even reach inside a woman?
No white man has ever been sighted having sex with a woman. Give it up cukc
>>55243602
holy kek
>>55243929
>>55243602
stfu, you just got blown out like your wife's pussy by white cock
>>55243602
mother of kek
>>55240087
>Indians
>based
Pick one.
>>55243975
You are sitting in a pool of black semen, weakling. And white men have no cocks larger than 1.5 inches. Post proof of otherwise. Haha you can't.
>>55243996
i haven't seen a comment that blew another country out like that in a long time. this thread is done. op just got çucked
>>55244039
your tiny brown cock just got çucked
>>55243602
>>55244059
Australians are nothing but sex toys for Aboriginals.
Come on Anglocukc, you are just jealous Indians have control over their women's uterus.
>>55243602
good one
>>55243602
Ayy
>>55244073
you're done. close the thread and admit defeat you dumb, sad basard
>>55244108
/pol/ is all your weak anglo wad has. I will always have my wife's womb. While you are drenched in black semen my wife will give birth to pure Aryan children. Cry your heart out, deviant.
>>55244167
please poo in the loo.
for fuck's sake. just use a toilet.
>>55243456
true t.b.h.
>>55244186
India has been ruled by Aryans for 5000 years. You will never catch us
>>55240087
13. child labor
>>55243602
>>55243582
Are you behind 7 proxies or are you actually a fellow Brahmin in Future Russia?
>>55244234
I am Brahmin yes.
>>55243602
>Pajeet my son
>Oh you eat mother's saag paneer
>Ok your stomach hurt now
>I give you choice where to release
>Nice beautiful
>Loo
>Or designated shitting street
>Ok now read the first letter of every line
>>55244413
Stick to banking Swiss
>>55242268
it has to do with pooping, thats why
>>55244435
3rd world tramp
BOW TO YOUR SUPERIORS
>>55244413
>mfw
"Poo in loo" meme is too powerful.
It's just too immensely powerful. NOTHING like it has ever existed before. Literally the "Tsar Bomba" of memes.
"build wall"
"Pay denbts"
"800,000"
don't even come close.
I honestly think it might be more powerful than even "Sweden, Yes!" or "Amerifat"
Sorry, Indianons.
>>55244725
'Murrica is right, you are the Bane meme of /pol
>>55244725
>1.2 billion people cannot post on /pol/ without being memed to death
>>55244798
>>55244725
I wish that the meme magic that 4chan already has pulled off with baneposting and Ebolachan could work with poo in loo. It's a win-win situation for our curry flavoured chaps.
>tfw India should sacrifice their nuclear/space programm to ensure that every household in the country has a loo
