This is one of the most cringe inducing videos I have ever watched. 1:08 mark is fucking terrifying.
https://youtu.be/tUoXcagWGc8
Please don't elect an autistic person.
>>55238866
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MIGHT AS WELL CALL HIM SLEEPY JEB
>dat hug at 1:08
why? have literally never seen more cringe in my life
>>55238982
That hug was for someone that said they *might* vote for him. I highly doubt he would after that nightmare.
Jeb's a nice guy. That's why he should never be Jimmy Carter 2.0
>>55238982
that doesnt look so cringy, people are stupid now days
DROP OUT YOU FUCK. AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jeb is easy to like, but not easy to want in charge. If he's smart, he has a meeting with the other candidates, make an agreement in the GOP that if Rubio is nominated, Cruz gets Atty Gen, Jeb gets Sec of State, and Trump gets castrated.
>>55238866
>Jeb can fix it
That's what they said about the 2000 election.
Jeb is a nice guy. He's also a weird guy. He's not electable. I hope he has a nice life. He should get out of politics.
>>55238866
"A president can't say 'you're fired' and go to commercial break"
Yes, yes they can. Good to know Yeb! doesn't support firing people who can't do their jobs.
>>55238866
>"oh whoa, ok"
>>55238866
he never had the remotest of chances
the only frightening thing about the whole affair is how easily "they" thought they could foist this guy on us like they did Romney.
I mean. Another Bush. In THIS lifetime? Holy shit that's either someone shockingly out of touch or almost admirably brazen. Either way fucking alarming.
>>55238917
SLEEPY JEB
>>55239157
I was expecting your post to have an Iran flag.
>>55238866
His body language is so awkward.
I'm still voting for him though, its hard to hate a gringo who speaks spanish.
>>55239268
literally autistic. Canadians are trying to catch up on the cuccking.
>>55239371
>I'm still voting for him
>Mexico
wat
>>55239415
Doble nationality.
>>55238866
It used to be funny, but now it's just sad. He's starting to use some of GWB's mannerisms. That's new. Sad.
>>55239428
>can't even spell
jesus christ go build the wall
>>55239157
Or we string kekservatives like you up by the balls
>>55238866
"It's happening, keep it up"
.... It's not happening
>>55239371
no its not its almost as easy to hate a gringo who speaks spanish as it is a mexican who speaks spanish
Jeb has no chance. Super PACs can't pay for your actual campaign. Where is he going to get the money to fund his offices, his staff, his busses, etc? The on the ground campaigning wins or loses these early primaries.
>>55238866
>"live free or die brothers"
>>55239304
They are investors. And like any investors their is nothing they like more then rehash of sucess. They got BUSH OPS and BUSH OPS 2 : BACK TO IRAQ to make great national numbers. and I mean sure BUSH OPS 2 barely won last time. Do you really think they wont fund another one? Its easy money. And we are all going to laugh when he gets elected. Laugh straight into the grave.
>>55238866
>911 views
>>55238866
He should have listened to John Oliver.
He seems a lot less autistic than his brother, though. He couldn't function at all in social settings.
>>55242917
when did he say this?
>>55239371
>implying Cruz doesn't espeako the espangol too.
>>55242940
go back to youtube
>>55244849
lol
>>55238866
He's got "The league of gentlemen" nose. ;)
Ben Carson made a similar commercial. It replaced the crashing waves in my white noise machine.
>>55238917
mmmm what were you saying?
>>55245266
>>55238866
The 1:08 mark reminded me exactly of my friend for some reason, even the exact face he made
My friend usually makes the face when h's hammered though
>>55238866
if jeb posted on 4chan i bet it would be /soc/, /sp/ and /rk9/. possible /ck/ and /co/ too
>>55245366
I think Jeb would do a lot better if he was hammered for all the debates
>>55238866
That was painful
>Jeb... Jeb was on fire
>People were like, "Oh, whoa... Okay."
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>>55239268
nice
>>55238866
He's like a completely unlikable version of Hank Hill
>>55245000
he literally doesn't speak spanish
>>55238866
Watch at 0:55
>Once I get into the Whitehouse, you can show
me how to do the Clinton if yall know what I'm
saying *wink wink*
>>55239179
Came here to say this, teebeeaitch
>>55247809
fucking kek
>>55239268
10/10 Breddy good :DD
>This man tries to be the leader of the most powerfull country on earth
>>55238866
Wow! After seeing this video, he seems so down to earth and relatable! I guess I was wrong, hes actually not a goober after all.
>>55238866
can jeb go to jail for violating the paleo diet?
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