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This site rates the politeness of any sentence. It was built by researchers to test linguistics models. It gives you a "politeness-score" and offers you ways to rephrase your sentence.
ITT:
1. Write the most /pol/ sentence you can think of, in the most polite way possible. (example attached.)
2. Paste it here: https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness
3. Post Results ITT.
BONUS: Anyone that can get 100%.
"Well Tanned Fellows"
Not bad...
>>55231143
"Smileys are a friendly gesture."
>>55231050
Booooo....
>>55231050
"Let us eradicate the kikes and committ a race war :)"
Got me a rating of 83/100
:^)
>>55231385
nice fix.
>>55231413
96/100
100% up in this bitch, where's my cookie?
97%, fuck the last 3 points are a bitch to get. I can't come up with any more hedges.
Obligatory
>"Would you mind Hailing Hitler"
>>55232096
DISASSEMBLE KEBAB
Goddamn deflections.
>>55231050
Benzine the kikes running war now!
"Good morning, Nick. It would be good for all of us to see you at our venue! You are one awesome, sweet friend! :)"
How do I get Nick to come to my party without sounding impolite? It's getting near impossible.
Hi there!
Great suggestions IMO.
>>55234466
>cheerio nigga
>hiya asshole
>ahoy motherfucker
>>55234466
>bonjour nigga
>>55234466
>peekaboo nigger
FUCKIN SAVED
>>55231143
It's heil you fucking faggot. 6.7/10
wat...
>>55235706
>Those tabs
Why do you know what beastforum is Anon?
>TFW: when you realize your love is contentious...
Did I do well?
Yea, I would agree with this
>zionist job creation government
Degeneracy...
>>55234466
>Howdy Coon
>>55236845
i did better
>>55231050
"Hey, would you mind killing yourself sometime within the next week, thanks! :)"
97/100
Well I don't think it works right.
>>55237466
Thank you so much.
>>55237466
Why? The syntax of that sentence is very polite. Would you mind not being such a nigger?
Supreme kek :)
I don't know.
almonds=kernels ?
>"Dachau!"
>"gesundheit!"
>>55237627
Principle kek, sir
>>55237552
Jokes on you M8.
I'd say I did pretty well.
>Hello kind sir! We all would be very thankful if you could kind of help us in gassing the kikes and starting the race war, as soon as you find you are able. Thank you! Please, you are welcome to the cookies I have baked for you. ;^)
can't do it m8s
>>55234466
>Peekaboo nigga.
>>55231050
This website is as offended by Jews as we are.
>>55237760
Try your best to use a single sentence.
>>55234466
I'm crying.
Fucking /thread
Hello, I do belive it seems time to partake in the gassing of those whom happen to be jewish and proceed to set in motion a war between races.
>>55237680
>Construction projects will set you liberalized
My exact reaction
[spoiler]cap t cha = construction vehicles[/spoiler]
>>55238032
nice thumbnail m8
>>55232096
>Would you mind removing kebab
>>55238088
Well done senpai
>>55231050
fuck you made me laugh and wake up my gf
>>55234466
>howdy nigga
>>55236930
underrated
>>55238088
checked
>>55237788
88 dubs confirm
Deeply sorry to bother you, but would you mind be able to mingle with me and helping to further the set chances of the good white race continuing onward for the future generations. i could quite use your help thanks.:)
niggas i need your help
at 98%
>>55238032
what is this, a sentence politeness assessment for ants?
>>55235706
lmfao at those tabs
pls be b8
>>55238430
does "anyone" reduce it at all?
>>55238469
yeah like 1/2 a percent.
![8bde0064a1b846abdb31f6d075f6162c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VfOtS4e.png "8bde0064a1b846abdb31f6d075f6162c[1]")
:)
What a surprise...
>>55231050
best I could do
>>55238532
say please before asking something of Hitler
>>55238399
>black shit head is lower cost
cheers for that bruv
>>55238480
Your L key broken?
>>55238564
Put "love" after hello
99%
>>55234466
>Bonjour coon
Kek
OY VEY!
>>55238582
What?
>>55238665
gotta love how saying "you" is impolite...
you faggots gonna help me?
im at 99%
>>55238745
for some reason capitalizing the Y makes it more offensive
>>55238745
You're typing lower case Ls with upper case Is.
>>55237627
Utmost kek!
99.5% come on you faggots give me some ideas.
>>55238596
everything looks the same in nightmare vision.
>>55238782
no im not lol or should i say LOL
>>55234466
>Hiya Nigger
>peekaboo nigger
my fucking sides
Fun fact: if you replace the word "woman" with "womyn" your polite rating will increase 10 points.
>>55238430
add a smiley face.
bitches love smiley faces.
check that 69
>>55234466
>Peekaboo Motherfucker
>>55238168
>tfw no gf lying beside me to hold
Why did you have to remind me? FUCKING NORME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is this the true meaning of political correctness
>>55239846
sry anon
>>55231050
LOL after I read your OP the first thing I had in mind was "Niggers are subhuman". Then clicked on the pic. This board is really something else.
This being friendly thing is easier than I thought
I don't understand this site. It says you're being impolite if you're saying something that someone might not want to hear.
>>55240322
>kissing normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
they know
Uhh...
>>55231587
This is the formula for perfect score.
>>55233416
Benzine the kikes, bullfight combat operations now!
>>55234466
>peakaboo nigga
Call nasa for my sides are in orbit
>>55238398
an NSA tab thrown in there
> not bait
>>55231050
>SmiIies are a friendly gesture
I'M FUCKIN' DYING HERE
>>55234466
>bonjour asshole
holy fuck
>>55238931
Get rid of 'you'. Just say "deeply sorry to bother". Depending on what nationality of person made this, it's correct.
>>55231050
> screaming judeans inside kiln
My sides
>>55234466
> Allo coon
> Peekaboo nigga
> AHOY COON
> Bonjur motherfucker
> Cheerio nigger
I did it!
>>55241210
Now get it higher
holy shit. I can't breathe.
>>55241431
>tfw you a two-factor nigga
Very impolite
>>55241589
Much better
Polite ways to pull?
>>55241431
>dual-core nigger
>duplicative coon
>bi-weekly asshole
>>55241767
I followed some suggestions, but I think they're trying to lead me down a path I don't want to go.
Are these user added entries or something?
Sverige > Sweden
>>55242011
>Drop dead
>Die
Neutral haha
>>55242123
It's the smiley face that does it.
This site seems really wonky.
Thanks for the suggestions
JET FUEL CAN'T DISAPPEAR METALLURGY FASCICLES
Adding a smiley gives an instant +11%
>>55237627
>Uppermost kek
'Thanks Scumbag' 10/10 would polite again
>>55242974
Damn, I forgot to add the :)
>86/100
How to max this out?
>>55242671
>Jet fuel can't disappear ferrous x-rays
Probably true
wow - it was a conspiracy after all
>>55243014
add ", good sir" to the end?
>>55243096
>sir
shitlord check your cisgendered privilege
Straight but still polite.
>2015
>not using the word acorn
truly it is a punishment.
Top kek, if you had any doubt...
TIL imperatives are inherently negative
>>55237627
it isn't in there but "optimal kek" would work too
>>55243096
I already added it at the beginning (“Hello good sir...).
>>55243401
Hey, Jude.
>>55243401
I forgot to add the smiley. That wasn't very polite of me. :(
>>55243014
I'm up to 95%.
>2015
>not Gaza the Jews!
>>55243502
>Benzine
it's literally just naming any gas it can
Please send this to a local indian poster :)
Questions are bad, mkay? But it's even worse if it's not a question.
BENZINE THE JUDEANS, BULLFIGHT COMBAT NOW!
>>55243401
>>55243965
>dat goyim feel
>>55243965
The goyim feel
95/100 good enough
>>55234466
Peekaboo nigger
>>55244067
Fucking gratitude!
I was trying to use the "starting with please" card to up the percentage
>>tfw you a two-factor nigga
Just spit coffee on my keyboard
>>55244067
also, you can get some more positives in there with "Hi, please could we mutilate the jews together for you, thank you, good sand negro. :)"
>>55244104
POOL'S OCCLUDED
>>55240646
holy shit this thing is a bants thesaurus
>>55243401
Shh, hebrew
For all the Aussies out there
I believe we are in danger of being swamped by Asians.
>>55240646
>Obama is a rip-off fifty percent coon
>>55244190
already spotted it
>>55243816
>>55244216
I must be blind then coon.
>>55244273
>I am a kiddo
>I am a son
polite Bane
>>55231050
Hi /pol/.
86, best I could pull off.
this thing offers up clean suggestions fast
exterminate the shit skin people =>
Kill the turd dermal men and women =>
Would you mind killing the turd dermal men and women? =>
Would you mind dismantling the turd dermal men and women:)
>>55244382
turd-dermal has a nice ring to it, should be used more.
>>55231050
>Negative words are impolite
Fucking gay desu senpai
>>55244451
>still falling for hiroshima's filter
>>55234466
>cheerio asshole
my fucking sides
Hello India, could you please evacuate your digested curry in the porcelain witch shrine, for you to do so would be very good for the health of the country. Thank you, with love from all of us in the first world. :)
96/100 as close as I can get it.
>>55236160
>"did"
Top kek
>>55245457
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-Prime
>>55234466
holy shit
>>55243543
Fell out of my chair in tears.
>>55231050
forgot to capitalize the first word, how could I be so rude
>>55231050
"Rightful removal of kebabs is fully justified"
Suggestion: "True separation of kebabs is entirely reasonable" - I'd settle for that.
anyone got 100?
>>55247626
I did it my friends! :)
I really need to get a job...
Damn desu senpai
>public prosecutor
>>55238088
Very nice.
Boasting in epic bed
Sides in orbit, best thread in months
>turd dermal
Canp you GAS the original sentence?
>>55251667
can*
>>55240905
>"wite" is more polite than "white"
has anyone tried the other tab?
>>55253461
It's actually striking how aware the thesaurus is
THIS IS PURE GOLD
>>55234466
Still the best one ITT.
It knows gay 4chan memes as well.
>>55231587
So reddit speak is actually the most polite
obligatory...
>>55254395
Well, fuck me.
>>55237627
An utmost kek to you sir.
>>55254555
"Prominent Kek"
>>55254870
I fucking love you too Argentina.
You can't have the Falklands back though sorry m8.
The word association tool is pretty great as well.
wut...
>>55255632
>>55255692
Most men are "pedophiles" of course.
HUGE DUMP* commencing.
>>55231385
Fucking WINRAR!!
You can just post in the title of any /pol/ thread and get great results.
"Does eye-color determine whiteness?"
dat gap
>>55231050
Surprised it stayed at 50%
>>55243401
>are you kidding, jew.
>>55256093
>You're a kiddo
>To your needs
kek
>>55231143
>would you mind hailing hitler :)
>kek
>>55231050
Jews :)
>thesaurus
>"niggers"
>gooks
>pakis
What about this animooted webm tho?
>>55234466
>Ahoy motherfucker
>double dubbbbzzzzz
BASEDx10000000/10
>>55243965
>The goyim experience
Bhahaah
ha
>>55237670
>Hey baby girl, wanna turn my kernels.
talk about a slippery slope
