Can we discuss the free masons?
I want to make this thread because I had a weird experience last night. There's this girl whose father is a free mason. Anyways, here's what happened:
>Pounding dat ass from behind.
>Holy shit her pussys tight
>look down and notice how clean her butthole is
>try massaging it so i can stick my finger in
>all of a sudden her butthole blinks, goes from being a gaping hole to having an eye ball.
>Holy fuck what?
>the eyeball is looking at me, its giving me the "FUCK ME" eyes.
>Kinda freaked out, dont say anything
>Try to finish as quickly as possible, lost al interest at this point
>She seems like she didnt notice or was unaware
>never call back
What the fuck happened? Any have a similar experience?
You just had sex with something along the lines with they live monkeyman.
>not owning your own pair of ayylmao specs to avoid unintended heresy
>>55227345
Ah, no, that's because she's Jewish.
>>55227345
Try it again with a construction helmet with a go pro attached. We'll tell you what happened.
>>55227345
You okay, monkeyman?
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>>55228699
>Americans
>>55227345
Apparently, and according to their ancient rites, you should've ejaculated into the eye to kill the EVIL one.
>>55231397
You're the one who saw an eyeball protrude from someone's ass.
>>55227345
>a clean butthole in Brazil
Kek
My Great Grandfather was The Grand Masters of the United Grand Lodge of Queensland, around 60 years ago but resigned after around a decade to peruse a higher judicial position and became a supreme court judge.
From what I've been told about him and what I've read he seemed pretty normal and I don't think it is anything bigger than a old person's club. I think my family would be a bit more well off if Freemasons were loominardi.
>>55231397
We need more proofs from your story.
>>55227345
Amazing, what was her hair and eye color?
>>55233902
She was Brazilian, so blonde hair and blue eyes, freckles too. The anuseye's color was a luminous green.
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