*OFFICIAL TRUMP SNL THREAD*
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Stream:
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/nbc-live-stream
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First for racists
bumpnforthetrumpn
czech these
dubs = trump emperor
I can't wait until Trump is recked by a Mexican protester
mfw Trump uses his godlike powers to convince 90% of america watching SNL to vote for him
PAN THE LIVE AUDIENCE
>>55227173
Donald Trump making SNL great again, if only for just one episode.
Sia dump:
I was going to post the SNL version, but I figured some here may like the version with 12 year old dancer in the skin tight body suit....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILTZ8qZbNK0
>>55227173
Thanks Australiabro. God speed.
>>55227173
The rating will be huge
>>55227353
GO ON, PAN IT
>>55227346
You have it the other way around, bud.
anyone else watching SNL for the first time in years?
>>55227433
me senpai
Who else getting lag?
>>55227173
Any better streams? These are all so choppy
>>55227433
I've tried to watch once or twice. Never found it funny.
The power of the Donald is summoning me.
>>55227429
THEY'RE NOT GONNA PAN IT. SO DISHONEST.
Hey guys, when do I get my own episode of SNL? I'll trade my guac recipe for one skit...
>>55227433
I watched that anniversary show earlier this year because I thought it'd be funny with the classic funny stuff, like Coneheads and Wayne's World
It was fucking shit
>>55227433
yeah never watch it
bump4trump
>>55227466
Do you niggers not have NBC?
>>55227480
Muh nigga
>>55227173
Tell me about the stream, why does it buffer/freeze?
Does it go faster if I login or something?
My internet is breddy fast.
>>55227433
I assume that's most of us
>>55227173
What do I do if I'm getting
>This channel is domain protected.
SNL SHILLS PLS GO NO ONE LIKES THAT SHIT ANYMORE
JEW COMEDY SHOWS ARE UNFUNNY
>>55227466
not sure running pretty smooth for me
>>55227418
>ITS GONNA BE YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
Should be good.
>>55227433
Me. I saw the episode where they "mock" Putin. An SJW woman and a gay sounding Black guy just whispered rumours and shite.
>>55227506
>paying for TV
>>55227507
Starts in 20 minutes right?
Life is like a nigger
Here in old nigs
I hate fucking niggers
Niggers suck dick
They're all poor like Obama
Fuck Michelle Obama
NIGGERS! I hate them
They are stupid, and they can't do taxes
NIGGERS! Niggers are so dumb and they are also poor
NIGGERS!
Look at niggers they are trying to raise money
But they can't cause they spend all their money
They're niggers and they're so fucking
Niggers I hate them
Nigger nig niggers dont know how to do anything without chickenNiggers like watermelon and chicken. NIGGERS
Niggers are so stupid and they're niggers
Woah woah, niggers
>>55226171
Agreed
>all these folk who don't have a TV with basic cable, or even an antenna to pick up the local signal
why
>>55227315
>"We're fighting for justice"
Go die whore.
>nose-ring not pictured
>>55227569
yee
>>55227569
Correct
Ericka confirmed for best waifu.
>>55227490
Go back to your illegal, Jeb.
>>55227567
It's free... over the air.
>>55227433
I'm watching it for the first time in my life.
I'm watching as much Trump coverage as I can as I'm finishing my degree this year and him winning pretty much decides whether I'm going to move to the fucking US or not.
>>55227578
>owning the boxed jew
>>55227173
Did anybody else win an iPhone 6?
>>55226171
I can get behind this one
>>55227315
It has to be awful, living a life with so much negativity and hatred toward people with different opinions
>>55227433
me desu senpai baka
i can't believe i'm TV ads for this shit
I'm on chapter 5 of Crippled America. I love this book!
>>55227605
Well, there is the cost of a digital convertor box or some shit, but they are like $15.
Never fucking change, /pol/.
>>55227173
>/pol/ gives me cancer
>>55227550
>y y you cant deport people
>y y you are evil
obama already deports over 400,000 people a year.... why is no one commenting on that?
>>55226171
Now THIS is funny!
>>55227578
>still paying for cable in 2015
TRUMP II TWEETS. THE FIRE RISES.
>>55227656
Yeah, niggers sure are racist aren't they?
>>55227638
Kek
>>55227570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPAHQsvlCLk
>>55227685
takes 2 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmxoqGDaeXo
>>55226171
LMAO
>>55227433
First time watching it
>>55227578
>owning a functional television in the year 2015
>>55227737
WALLS
A
L
L
S
i bought a funky cheap ass antenna to plug directly into my big screen TV for like $8 or something for the trumpennings
>>55227685
Click "close"
>>55227433
i dont even know what it is
>tfw snl gamethread
The beaners and jews are going to lose 1488 to 0 senpai.
OY GEVALT, NOT THE SHOAH
>>55227737
If those walls could talk they'd wish to relocate to the border where we need to build a wall.
>>55227550
I hope that was his face when they told him that.
>>55227808
memes into miracles
DEPORT TRUMP TO THE WHITE HOUSE
>>55227578
>watching the electric jew
Listen to this after the show, bros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBDhJ7cwLY
>>55227433
Us and the rest of America tbqh senpai
>>55227433
I've actually never seen SNL
>>55227808
It's funny because Donald Trump's daughter is Jewish.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivanka_Trump#Personal_life
Hey, buddies. You watching too? Can't wait to kick back with some secret recipe guacamole and laugh at that clown Trump.
The girl in read and black next to Trump in the commercials is very cute.
Doesn't start for 15 minutes, right? Or is my stream wrong
>>55227900
15 mins
>>55227878
God is she (almost) perfect.
>>55227900
Right
>>55227881
Guacamole's ready. Thanks, Columba!
>>55227819
It was, I capped it.
HOLY SHIT IT'S STARTING
>>55227913
she was literally perfect when she was a loli
>All these protests
Holy shit why are liberals so butt hurt? Are they literally unable to accept that people have different opinions than them?
>>55227881
Show Hermelinda Linda's tits or GTFO
>>55227881
Jeb is a fraud like Trump. Thats whats up. Bowe
>>55227878
>That winter coat.
This guy is in fucking charge.
>media covers 20 pissed off spics protesting trump like it's important
>wouldn't be bothered to mention if people protested shillery
just kek my media up
>>55227656
Nobody here knows what that's like.
>>55227173
Is anything actually playing right now or is it stuck at loading for you guys?
>>55227173
stream and chat
bretty good dot com
bretty good dot com
>>55227173
these streams aren't working for me!
any alternatives?
>>55227920
>>55227881
too good
>>55227961
That entire site is sketchy as fuck, does the whole "open a new tab and change your original page to something random with viruses" too :^)
>>55227173
this is the most media exposure that SNL has gotten in a while, it's almost like they are relevant again... almost..
11 minutes left! The show starts at 11:29 not 11:30!
12 minutes till show tbqh family smfh
>>55228004
turn on your tv
>>55227920
2d goblin is actually more attractive than jebs
>>55227961
What the fuck are you doing?
>>55227685
Where is Trump desu senpai? Trump NOW
>>55227961
$50 a month
looks legit
>>55227433
Im a SNL virgin also... Getting excited about it. Contributing crackers
>mfw Jeb is in the audience and attempts to assassinate Trump on live TV
13 minutes desu
HERE WE GO PEOPLE
HOW LONG UNTIL IS STARTS?
>>55228055
I only have internet
His powers are growing.
>>55227993
NBC is playing the news right now.
>>55227686
Because it isn't true. They changed the way the numbers are counted to include people turned away at the border.
>>55228081
Knowing Jeb, he's going to slip on a banana peel and shoot himself in the dick.
>>55227878
how did he manage to create such a perfect offspring
>>55228105
i have, not working either.
10 minutes till start
Alternate stream
http://www.time4tv.com/2013/08/nbc.php
>>55227173
This stream doesn't work, OP
I'M MISSING OUT ON THE MEMES, GOD DAMN IT
>Goyim1488: ENSLAVE NIGGERS/ONLY LET THEM PLAY FOOTBALL
real subtle guys
>>55227173
>Please create an account to continue.
Fuck you are there no other streams?
>>55227952
sheeeiit
>>55228106
10 minutes
Good stream here
>http://livetvcafe.net/video/8XBK9SMHGS9U/NBC
>>55227927
Trump seems to care about the nation and doesn't give a shite what dissenters think.
>>55227433
Aye.
>>55228176
>>55228171
Try
http://earthdispatch.com/nbc.html
>>55228137
Got me kekkin' IRL m80
I have a horrible feeling that this is going to go badly for Trump
>>55227433
Watching SNL since forever.
>>55228062
>click close
>another ad comes up
>the close button is 3x3 and hidden in the middle of the ad
>loads indefinitely anyway
OP is a faggot
>>55228231
NEVER SLACKEN
NEVER TIRE
>>55228231
>thinking Trump can ever be stumped
HOW
NEW
>>55228231
Trump literally cannot be stumped, have no fear ;)
>>55228231
>I have a wonderful feeling that this is going to go badly for Trump
WE'RE
>>55228137
Trump carrys senpai. He will pull out his heater and cook any beaner that tries anything funny.
>>55228185
THANK YOU U LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE GREATEST
>>55228231
An Hispanic will try to interrupt him. I guarantee it.
Oy` vey
Oy` vey
>>55227399
>>55227399
S
B T F O
C U C K
M
P
>>55228304
I gave up on thinking it was possible for him to be stumped since August
>>55228179
>you will never court a young Ivanka Trump and become Trump's son-in-law
>>55228325
He's got to be prepared for this though
>>55228231
BLASPHEMY
>>55227433
First time ever.
5 MINUTES
MY BODY IS READY
YEA
>>55228081
>>55228137
Don't worry, guys - I've taken some liberties to ensure I have an enjoyable evening watching. There's more than one secret ingredient in the Columba's guac if you catch my drift.
anyone got a link to a non jewish stream?
>>55227433
Never watched it live. Only seen clips about SNL in the 70's when it wasn't total shit.
>>55227315
WHY IS IT ALWAYS SOME MIXED NIGGER WITH TRIGGER GLASSES WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE SHOULD BE IN A YOPLAIT COMMERCIAL
>>55228225
>http://earthdispatch.com/nbc.html
based
thank you aussie
>yfw when they do a /pol/ sketch
I'm reporting every stream I see posted in this thread to the NBC twitter, good luck trying to steal this episode.
>>55228204
Agreed, probably why he's so popular here.
>>55228348
Yes but someone is still going to try.
>>55228409
I hope you are using the right bowl-e this time, Jebo.
>>55227173
Pre-flight song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf0aHI_a8d0
SNL has normie-tier humor. Don't get your hopes up 2bh.
Will anyone heckle?
>>55228449
>NBC is owned by Trump
>Reporting to NBC
>>55227672
Yes, most excellent, and I'm only on ch 3. His solutions for education are as simple, common sense, and effective as his solutions for immigration enforcement
>>55227433
Used to be a big fan. Haven't watched since 2009 or so.
>>55227173
Cool, a stream that won't fucking load.
>>55227433
It's been about 10 years for me, only watching for Trump.
>>55228448
>Operation Wetback did nothing wrong!
>>55228448
What exactly would that look like? Black face and antisemitic caricatures?
>>55228493
Trump
here we go lads
>>55228448
With special guest Vladimir Putin
I'm going to call trump a racist and get my 5k during the opening monologue I 'm about halfway back on the right side I have dark hair and an orange shirt.
how are you watching the stream /pol/?
HE ISN'T THE FRONT RUNNER
S
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P
E
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Every stream keeps lagging out.
Am I actually going to have to watch it on the TV what the fuck this is 2015 cmon.
>>55228505
>http://earthdispatch.com/nbc.html
Try
>>55227672
>>55228498
Gimme the rundown m8s
>Trump leads the entire audience in a chant of "Deport Racism"
>BillForFirstLady PAC has to pay $5,000 dollars to everyone in the audience
>Hillary goes bankrupt
Make it happen, Trump
POST YFW PUTIN IS ASSASSINATED ON LIVE TV AND THE RACE WAR FINALLY BEGINS
TRUMPENING IN ONE MINUTE
SHEEEEEEEET
Make America white again!
>>55227433
Never seen it before. Watching just for Trump tonight desu senpai
>>55227173
Can't stump the Trump.
AHHHH SHIT IT"S ABOUT TO START
>>55227173
Trump is gonna get killed
His a bitch
Nbc is gonna make him look like a fool
The GOP is full of pussies
Ben carson made a rap song because he is so thirsth for votes
SNL will suck as always
the last time i watched ???? i dunno
I HEART RADIO APP
FUCK I HATE COMMERCIALS
>>55228525
http://nowwatchtvlive.me/nbc-channel-live-free-online-nbc-channel/
>>55227433
confirmed. more than a decade here.
http://earthdispatch.com/nbc.html
^ stream that's not shit ^
>>55227173
please continue to do the Lord's work
Fuck I forgot how much I hate commercials. This is why I quit watching tv.
>>55228520
ohhh shit son
>>55228137
>Jeb shows up to studio 2 hours early.
>Ties his Guac Bowl onto a rope hanging from rafters above the stage
>Trump comes out "Live from New York It's Sat-"
>Jeb, about to drop his Guac bowl in a trump assassination attempt
>It's too late, carson is already up there
>Stabs Jeb in the repeatedly in the liver, he can't get to the rope
>Kasich disarms Carson releases the rope
>Trump with his heightened sense of Immigrant's smells the guac from miles away
>Dodges the guac bowl
>Jose builds a wall around the stage
>Everything is concealed
>Scuffling and fighting can be heard
>It goes quiet
>The last words of the show are recorded before the recording cuts out
>"You're fired" *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot*
MY BODY IS READY, POL
my body is ready
I hope he asks everyone in the crowd to disrupt the show, so Hillary and Soros have to pay the entire crowd.
Trump is smart enough to turn anything in his favor.
I never fucking understood why there were so many car commercial there are in America.
Is there such a huge demand for new cars? I know that Americans drive more cars, but do they really buy new expensive cars that often?
>>55228530
GRAIN PYRAMIDS
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>>55227433
Die hard fan
>>55228231
just the opposite, the protesters look like clowns
>all the streams are shit
i guess ill just watch it in three hours when it come on TV
IT'S HAPPENING
IDS HAPENINDGING!!!
>DEMOCRAT DEBATE
OH FUG BANTZ ALREADY
calling it now
>"Let's make saturday Night Live great again!"
HERE WE GO BROS
>madcow
>>55227173
>trying to watch racist meme man on shitty Aus internet
this sucks desu senpai
>>55227672
>>55228498
Just got mine today gonna read it tomorrow on the plane while flying to mexico.
>awful snl humor
JUST SHOW TRUMP
LETS GO LADS
Here we go
MADDOW GETTING BTFO
MADDOW GETTING BTFO
MADDOW GETTING BTFO
MADDOW GETTING BTFO
MY SIDES
Lel ebun
WHERES TRUMP
What the hell is this crap? WHERE'S TRUMP??
GOOD FLIGHT CONFIRMED
What the fuck is this?
Is this supposed to be a funny part?
THIS ISNT TRUMP
trumptrumptrumptrumptrumptrumptrumptrumptrumptrump
That wasn't funny
>>55227996
What country do I need to set hola to?
US usually works fine for me w/o it
Trump should do Bernie
Liberals
B
T
F
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TRUMP STREAM
http://livetvcafe.net/video/8XBK9SMHGS9U/NBC
>CLINTON
BERNIE BTFO
>inb4 trump is bernie sanders
>Crushing the Benghazi hearings
By not answering anything directly.
I haven't watched SNL in like 15 years. Who the hell are these people?
The stream isn't working what do?
SNL is so unfunny holy shit
So where is Trump coming?
EMPEROR TRUMP CRASHES THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FAKE DEMOCRATIC FORUM
CALLING IT
>>55228727
>>55228731
>>55228715
It's called a cold opener.
>hillary
>>55228189
thanks nigger
>TRUMP WILL PLAY SANDERS
>TRUMP WILL PLAY SANDERS
>TRUMP WILL PLAY SANDERS
>TRUMP WILL PLAY SANDERS
>TRUMP WILL PLAY SANDERS
>TRUMP WILL PLAY SANDERS
>>55227433
Reporting in Senpai
>>55228731
>>55228727
>>55228718
>>55228715
>>55228711
>>55228708
it's the opening skit... They always do a skit before the monologue...
>all these poor fucks that dont have cable
MSNBC
S
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TOUGH
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G
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>CLINTON
TFW I CAN SMELL THE CORRUPTION FROM MY MONITOR
THAT'S THE JOKE
WE JUST EXPLAINED THE JOKE
LAUGH
>SHILLARY DOING A HAPPY MERCHANT POSE
>>55228711
>>55228715
>>55228727
>>55228731
you didnt think nbc would start iwth trump did you? they have to give us the democrat lines first
DUDE COMEDY LMAO
>>55228759
D-tier "comedians"
WHOO HILLARY YAY FOR WOMAN SHE'S SO RELATABLE CALM AND COLLECTED
YAY HUSH PUPPIES
>>55228788
>NBC
>cable
TRUMPS GONNA PLAY SANDERS
Trump better be playing Bernie.
Reminder that SNL had their writers give their absolute best for this episode since it guaranteed their highest ratings in literally over a decade.
Terrible.
HILLARY BTFO
>>55228666
holy fuck my get
>>55228772
wew desu
TO ALL THE FOREIGNERS WHO NEVER WATCHED SNL BEFORE...
TRUMP WILL BE ON IN 5 TO 10 MINUTES
I can only hear audio for some reason
This hillary actor is fucking horrid
>>55228759
who cares. we're only waiting for Trump.
>>55228762
>Let's meet O'Malley
>Hello
Where's the joke?
>>55227173
WHERE IS IT WHAT IS THIS JOKE CLINTON
>>55228788
>NBC
>cable
Honestly I want to cum in SNL Clinton
snl sucks
This Hillary is killer
HILLARY IS MARRIED TO THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS
SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY FROM THE SOUTH
LAUGH
>that shocked negro
I want a reaction pic of that
>>55228760
Stop being poor and get cable
>this is what fat middle aged women watch
I love being surprised on TV too
Hillary is so relateable
IF THEY DON'T HURRY UP AND PUT TRUMP ON, I'M GONNA TURN THIS SHIT OFF
>THIS IS LIBERAL """COMEDY"""
BTFO
T
F
O
>>55228836
Click the "close" button
At least they're making fun of Democrats for once...
SNL
NOT
EVEN
ONCE
Sounds just like the shill. Has that same cackle
I'M AN INTROVERT BECAUSE NO I DON'T
This hillary is great.
WHERE
IS
TRUMP
This will have superbowl tier ratings.
HERE IT COMES
>>55228873
WAIT SENPAI
BASED FUCKING LARRY DAVID
>>55227610
Fuck off eurotrash we are full.
>I'm an extrovert because x
>no I'm not
>>55228869
>giving money to concast
>these black faces in the back
LIBERALS ARE THE REAL JOKE
LIBERALS ARE THE REAL JOKE
LIBERALS ARE THE REAL JOKE
wow so cringeworthy
Larry David?
Fuck yeah
lol larry david again, YES
>this is what normies find funny
what is the post limit for the thread
J E W
LARRY DABID IS HERE
>>55228878
thanks
They should've gotten a dude to play Rachel Maddow.
>Trump tricked us all into watching garbage network television
Ultimate troll.
>>55228870
>at 1130pm
>larry david
Is he a regular on snl now or only for bernia sanders?
LARRY DAVID
LARRY
A
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R
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SNL is not even funny....wtf was all the hype about in the past
Who's the short-haired semen demon?
BASED JEW MAN
Is this suppose to be funny? Jesus...
Holy shit, is that dana carvy?
This is not funny at all and is literally boring me to sleep WHERE IS TRUMP
WHERE IS TRUMP
BOYNEE SANDAHS
LARRY DAVID BACK
>That CNBC joke
It's funny to see how the Libs don't know what the fuck to do because of the Bernie/Hillary split
BERNKEKS BTFO
based larry david
ok Larry David is really good
>>55228666
checked
Who else doesn't find this funny?
>le bernie sanders is the only smart democrat
Is that Christopher Loyd?
Larry David, co-creator of Seinfeld tv show.
... This is funny? I've literally never seen SNL
What the fuck
IS THAT LARRY DAVID???
A JEW PLAYING A JEW??
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>55228924
>we're streaming it
>they're not making a cent
>it just reinforced our hatred for modern SNL
I have to admit, Larry David is spot on for Sanders.
LARRY
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DAVID
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>>55228915
499.9
>>55228938
it's larry david you retard
LAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY david
He sounds just like him
LARRY DAVID
>>55228966
Larry David shit head
I FUCKING love their sanders
I hate this old Kike so much.
>>55227173
>What the hell is this? Why the hell am I doing this?
I think I actually agree with Sanders on something.
>>55228933
It had really good actors from standup workshops.
Now they just hire bloggers.
>>55228979
But I could be masturbating right now.
Liberal "comedy," everyone.
>>55228962
It's pretty good dry com
>>55228962
What did you expect?
When do the jokes start?
not even Larry David can save this
>audible clapping
>>55228967
He wrote all the jokes.
Should have Michael Savage on
He does GOAT Bernie impressions
>>55228888
>what the hell is this tonight
the accent is on point
Fuck who wrote this shit for Larry David?
Softballing on Sanders.
new thread
I am watching SNL for you Trump
OY VEY
I'm actually enjoying this show right now.
>>55228985
This. Every time I hear Sanders I'm reminded of Larry David. They have the exact same voice.
LOL GET IT HE'S OLD
>>55228938
It's larry david doing mel brooks doing Bernie Sanders
>>55228985
Sanders acts even crazier
We hate you Larry.
Let's here more about you raping your grandson.
HAHA HE'S OLD!!
BASED LARRY FUCKING DAVID
>>55228962
you are a fag with no humor if you don' t like Clinton or Sanders parody
this isn't good . . .
>American comedy
TRUMP/DAVID 2016?
SNL used to be good, but like all things "progressive" it turns to shit ;^)
Now you realize who the real genius behind Seinfeld was.
omylord this is so unfunny
>>55229028
SHIET
>Of course I hate you, I hate everybody.
I am seriously considering voting for Sanders just to keep David on SNL.
I'm actually getting more stupid by watching this.
HE'S OLD AND A SOCIALIST
LAUGH
SHECKLES
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SHEKELS
SHEKELS
SHEKELS
>Hard
>Black
DUDE ITS LARRY DAVID LMAO
this isn't funny at all
nothing he's saying is funny
youre literally laughing just cause its larry david
kill yourself
>talking about coins because he's a jew
FEED THE JEW YER PENNIES
this is some meta jewish stuff
Larry David is still going in the oven.
sheckels
>COINS
>Some mexibean tries to stump the Trump...with a bullet
>SJW and leftists start to roar and dance in triumph
>Suddenly, a bolt of lightning falls on Trump's body
>He rises back
>Liberals feel the arm of destiny close to their throats
>"It's time to make America great again" he says. "But you...you have to go back."
>"EXCUSE ME" he screams, as beams of light are shot from the tip of his fingers
>Liberals and mexican protesters are disintegrated, their very molecules disassociated
>Can't Stump The Trump
OY VEYY
SHEKELS IN THE CHAT
GUYS IM DYING OVER HERE
NICKLES AND PENNIES
>NICKLES AND PENNIES
NICKLES AND PENNIES
>NICKLES AND PENNIES
NICKLES AND PENNIES
>NICKLES AND PENNIES
NICKLES AND PENNIES
>NICKLES AND PENNIES
NICKLES AND PENNIES
>NICKLES AND PENNIES
A JEW talking about coin preferences
VACUUM PENNIES
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>Bernie confirmed for coin-pinching Jew
Is this supposed to be funny
Is this garbage supposed to be funny?
>I WANT YOUR VACUUM PENNIES
VACUUM PENNIES
I'm more likely to vote for Larry David than Bernie.
poo in loo?
SEND US YOUR PENNIES GOYIM
>>55229095
>implying him asking for vacuum pennies isn't a jew joke
S H E K E L S
H E K E L S
E K E L S
K E L S
E L S
L S
S
>>55229034
>tfw this is a liberal show
>If he said sheckles instead of pennies, /pol/ would be dying
don't poo poo it
VACUUM SHECKELS LMAO
>Hurr, it ain't funny!
Who knew /po/ was so full of hipsters.
POO
SO FAR LEFT
CANT BE ELECTED
>POO POO XD
give me your shekels
FAR LEFT
>>55229062
I'll give it to you, this is pretty shit tier
LMAO aight that was funny
BERNIE FAGS BTFO
>post yfw you poo poo it
>>55229034
Same here desu senpai
>>55229125
>>55229126
This is gold
PENNIE PINCHER CONFIRMED
HAHAHA
SANDERS CONFIRMED FOR C U C K
Lol this shit is actually funny and liberals' hatred of this episode makes it all the more better.
BLACK VOTE
>Don't poo poo the vacuum
C U C K
>so far left it could never be elected
I'm not gonna watch this, just get the details from you guys later.
Ok, that shot to 'mhmm' black woman was kinda funny.
HAHAHA nice!
BERNIE CONFIRMED FOR BLACK KEKOLD
Is that a joke about how much of a kek he is?
EVERY BLACK PERSON IN AMERICA
>So far left it could never been elected
lol that was pretty funny desu
>his name was Marcus
First good joke of the night.
kek
btfo
This is pretty good desu
LIVEEEEE FRRRROMMM JEWWWWW YROOOKK
Epic
SANDERS BTFO
Larry David is great
HIS NAME WAS MARCUS
holy shit this is the most unfunny garbage I have seen.
I like Larry David but this bit is horrible. Is this SNL nowadays? Awful.
TIME FOR MONOLOGUE
my crush is every black person in america!
>LIBERALS ALREADY BLOWN OUT
Give Bernie their shekels
TRUMP ISN'T IN THE OEPANING ACT
WAT
>my crush is EVERY BLACK PERSON IN AMERICA
>>62533831
>>62533831
>>62533831
>>55229062
>Comedy Bang Bang isn't American and funny.
>Blacks
C U C K
black joke got a moderate kek out of me
LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>55229208
I raffed at marcus
That was actually pretty good.
WHERE IS DOLAN
>half of the black vote in vermont
>his name was marcus
kek
>yfw Trump quit at the last second and Larry David is hosting
land whale
UP LIKE DONALD TRUMP, UP
His Name Was Marcus
The only reaons it's good so far is the chat:
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/nbc-live-stream
get in here you cocknoses.
>those cuts to nig actors
kek
>Tearing Killem
wew lad
>which envelope
>THE FAR LEFT
>SO FAR LEFT IT COULD NEVER BE ELECTED
>>55229182
Pretty sure a /pol/ack wrote that script desu
Not gonna lie, that Bernie part was kinda funny
why does the vid not work but the sounds does.
IT'S COMING BROS
HOLD ME
>all these literally whos
This sucks already.
Anyway, would you /pol/?
HIS NAME WAS MARCUS
>>55229221
The host usually isn't in the opening because they give a monologue right afterwards
Wow trump really negotiated for this one
The protesters got their wish!
Trump is out!
>Vannessa's huge teeth
>that fat sow
Jesus, what a shell of it's former self
Who no stream here
>liberals BTFO before Trump even makes an appearance
the SNL intro is so fucking stupid
>all these nobodies
Kek
NEW THREAD
>>55229247
>>55229247
>>55229247
TRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMP
kek, one audience protester already arrested for jumping the gun.
TRUMP'S A RACIST!!!
Fucking love larry david
>>55229269
click close
>>55229221
The host doesn't come out until after the opening credits.
Christ, how underage are you guys?
>>55229223
>>55229215
SNL actually made me laugh.
>so far left I could never be elected
KEK
>>55229269
Click the close button
>>55229273
why not?
Where the fuck is Trump? This is shit.
ALMOST THERE BROTHERS
ALMOST
THERE
>Not finding at least some amusement in that skit
Probably some butthurt Bernie/Hillary supporters in this thread.
>>55229273
She's got nice legs right? I'd bend her over I guess.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD
>>55229273
Only if she moans in that deep man voice
SO MUCH DIVERSITY!
MAKES ME SICK
Larry David actually made me laugh at SNL for the first time since 1995.
i literally haven't heard of any of these people besides pete davison and kenan thompson
They missed a great opportunity to do a "Message from the President" but with Trump behind the desk as their cold open.
WE TRUMP NOW
THE GOD EMPEROR IS ON STAGE
HABBENING
HAPPENING!!!
shhhhh no more keks
i like how the intro segment is segregated by race
just so you don' forget how many black people they have on the show
but only black and white people, mexicans and chinks aren't funny
TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
>>55229408
I AM LEGIT EXCITED. HOLY FUCK
>>55229372
I have no love for either it was just not funny.
Looks rehearsed, his delivery is not very good.
LAG
LAG
LAG
LAG
Who as a better link?
ughhh this isn't authentic Trump, it hurtssssss
see, that was funny
Cheers, /pol/
this trump impression is terrible
>i said mean things that were completely true
FUCKING KEK
>>55229572
How much did your ticket cost?
GREAT WALL OF TRUMPS
>>55229350
o could suck your dick.
Larry David saving the day again.
>$5000 DOLLARS HAS BEEN DEPOSITED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT
>>55229590
Holy fuck yes.
BASED LARRY
DEPORT RACISM BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
LARRY DAVID FOR EMPEROR
FUCKIN DAVID YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>DEPORT RACISM 2016 SUCCESSFULLY BTFO
>Larry screaming Ur a racist
My sides!!
GIVE LARRY HIS MONEY
Of course the jew did it
OH SHI THEY CALLED OUT THE 5000$ THING OMFGGGG
LARRY DAVID CALLING OUT THE FKH8/DEPORT RACISM JEWS
hahaha he blew them out hahahah
this is so fucking amazing. it's genius- get larry david on your side? who the fuck can stop this
YOU CAN'T
STUMP
THE
TRUMP
PAY LARRY
>YOU ARE A RACIST!
Gotta admit I kek'd.
SPICS BTFO
MOTHAFUCKING LARRY DAVID ON POINT
MEMES BECOME REALITY
Holy fuck ... Trumps a racist!
>Protesters just got keked
Jew being a good Jew. I approve.
THEY OWE A BILLIONAIRE JEW 5k NOW KEK.
Larry David conforming to a stereotype
based
a
s
e
d
On THIS EPISODE OF YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP...
NEW THREAD
>>55229247
>>55229247
>>55229247
>>55229247
Larry David is fantastic. I fucking love him, I don't even care that he's a fucking jew, I love him.
pretty funny, 8/10
>AS A BUSINESSMAN I UNDERSTAND
FUCKING BASED
>>55229706
I was wondering how they managed to talk LD into coming back to SNL. I mean, he's not seriously going to be Sanders until Bernie drops out, is he?
Though he's in NYC for a show, I think, so it's probably sort of convenient.
FCK H8 BTFO
Fuck Yes!
even trump cant save SNL. it's mexico-tier.
Remember when the SNL cast was literally a who's who of funny people?Now it's just a list of..who? The only name I knew was Keenan Thompson.
>>55229864
Trump power.
>>55229864
I didn't realize he had anything else to do.
Too many damn commercials
>>55229864
he probably respects sanders so he doesnt mind
feelsgoodman
Lol I posted on the Winthrop Universtiy yik yak(where the democratic forum was hosted) inviting people to watch it with me and it got the 5 downvotes it takes to be deleted in 10 minutes.
>this accurate prediction
>THIS IS WHAT /pol/ LITERALLY BELIEVES
>>55229974
He was on Broadway a while ago doing a play, at least. I'm not sure if he's still there.
Woman not funny
>women
>>55230262
Someone's upset about Telemundo switching to all English
Blonde chick so fat
THIS BIT SUCKS
>>55230449
>Someone's upset about Telemundo switching to all English
Si, muh soap operas.
>Bad girls
Well we are not going to get more of Trump after this are we?
>>55230540
>Well we are not going to get more of Trump after this are we?
He's going to be sprinkled at best.
>>55230262
Right trump is gonna be a horrible president
Even he knows that
>>55230516
Dude, the fat girl got off on the 2nd floor, that's good enough for me.
''so far left it could never be elected''
Haha, best line yet.
Anyone else 100% sure trump has keked the writers by making them write 2 massively pro trump skits already, when its barely 4 skits in.
>>55228584
>http://nowwatchtvlive.me/nbc-channel-live-free-online-nbc-channel/
best stream
>>55230622
Shouldn't you be protesting on the street?
>>55230389
It never opened. It was in production for decades and it never opened.
dat fallout 4 ad
>we /v/ and slightly /k/ now
>>55230731
Not Mexican
>>55230262
butthurt beanerfag
>>55230670
9/11
MODS STICKY
>>55227346
Well, according to the SF Chronicle, there were "dozens" of them! Wow!
http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/television/article/Protesters-gather-in-NYC-to-protest-Trump-s-SNL-6617459.php
The comments are pretty funny.
Hoes love bbc here husband is black with a huge dick
>>55227490
"I'll even bring my own bowle!"
Is that sheboon a female????
How?
They made a Bernie Loves Black People joke AND a Donald Loves Black People joke? So, are all the candidates supposed to be kekolds?
>>55231161
Silly goy, gender is a social construct UwU
>>55231245
The joke is that they're sucking up to black people, not that they actually like them.
A THOUSAND TRUMP MEMES!!!
>>55231245
They implied bernie was a kek who had never met real black people, and they implied tevlon don was racist by saying he loves blacks, pretty good show desu.
>>55231161
She looks like a gorilla
I want to punch this woman singing, really fucking bad.
You faggots will probably hate on her but this chick has a fantastic voice
>Cultural approriation of Chinese and black Baptists in one performance
I wonder if tumblr will overlook this
This is the worst SNL I've ever seen. Although that call me on the cell phone did make me laugh off my sides.
this pedo cunt
>>55231717
unfortunately technical skill (as with all things) doesn't mean the product is good.
Shit music and shit music as this is, a shitty song played by a really talented guitarist is still a shitty song.
>>55231090
you use deluminate?
>>55231717
Yeah she's not too bad
>>55231779
heh
>>55231807
I laughed at the phone sketch Because I really feel like he hates that tarren faggot.
do people really like watching fucking karaoke that much?
So far:
>trump accepts check from mexican president to pay for wall
>takes credit for peace in middle east
>questions the authenticity of cast members birth certificate
>sings and dances
The fucking mad man.
This musical act fucking sucks. Trump needs to deport her ass immediately
>>55228936
SNL hasn't been funny since at least the 90s.
I cannot figure out why it's still on TV. Lorne Michaels must have blackmail material on literally everybody.
>>55232022
Its obvious why it son tv because Its a part of history.
The hell is this garbage??? God I can't with this fuckjng bull shit! This generation is all kinds of ass upside down backwards. Glad I cut the fucking cord! Hollywood looks like shit
>>55232022
It pulls viewers and gets really popualr at some times,
remember how big that lonely island stuff was? that was recentish
>>55232022
Yeah. Mid 90s.
And it's been seriously unwatchable for at least 10 years. I'm tuned in now though, to support our new god emperor.
Michael che is ass. Done.
>>55229062
TV on with Bill Murray in What About Bob in the background....
yeah, SNL was good ONCE.
You know Trump told them to attack Carson. Fukin shameful man
Seriously ben Carson is an awful candidate, I'd have to fucking pick shillary over him
>>55229747
I-is Larry one of those rare and wonderful conservative Jews??
>>55232456
Many jews vote conservative, tbis faggot board doesn't want to admit that tho
Who the fuck would fuck apes man.
what good old days? how about the moon landing bro.
NegroSenses!
ayyy lmao
>American "Comedy"
>>55233175
one thing the jews excel at
>the black guy was wearing Air Jordens with a suit
why am I not surprised.
