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CANADA YESSSSS


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http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thisisthat/this-is-that-live-in-ottawa-oct-3-1.2843501/to-ensure-every-child-wins-ontario-athletic-association-removes-ball-from-soccer-1.2843504

>With the growing concern over the effects of competition in youth sports programs this summer, many Canadian soccer associations eliminated the concept of keeping score. The Soccer Association of Midlake, Ontario, however, has taken this idea one step further, and have completely removed the ball from all youth soccer games and practices.

THANK GOODNESS, IT'S 2015!
>inb4 >2013
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>>55226994
>The Soccer Association of Midlake, Ontario, however, has taken this idea one step further, and have completely removed the ball from all youth soccer games and practices.
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>Be Canadian! Be afraid of competition.

Sounds about right.
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>>55226994
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>this is real
baka desu senpai
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>By removing the ball, it's absolutely impossible to say 'this team won' and 'this team lost' or 'this child is better at soccer than that child.'
>If you imagine you're good at soccer, then, you are
Canadians. Denying reality since 2015.
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>completely removed the ball from all youth soccer games and practices.

A

FUCKING

LEAF
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>>55226994

It's Harrison Bergeron in real life.
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Oh hey Sarcastaball is quickly becoming a reality.
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>>55226994

wait if there is no ball what the hell are the kids on the field doing?
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SEND

HELP
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Maybe they should just smoke weed instead lmao
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>>55226994
Satire website, dumbfuck.

sage
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OH CANADA ARE HOME AND NATIVE KEK
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>>55226994
THINGS LIKE THIS USE TO BE JOKES!
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>>55226994
>have completely removed the ball from all youth soccer games and practices.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>55227814
>Canadian Broadcasting Corporation
>Satire
Ooookay then
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Ontario is a shithole controlled by a massively corrupt dyke ran lieberal government.

>teaching anal sex to grade 6
>teaching kids that there are 6 different genders
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>>55226994
>>55227290
>>55227779
>>55227885
>>55228224

This is That is a news satire program broadcast on CBC Radio, which airs comedic news stories presented in the style of a real CBC Radio public affairs program.
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>>55226994
you realize this is a satire right? This is That is like the Canadian onion
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Im Canadian. Liberal.

But even this is retard level kind of thinking.

Problem is, nobody in the media or high up told them they are being retarded. We are kind of nice that way.

But i guarantee you thousands of people are laughing at that soccer club association.
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How do you play?
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i cant even laugh and shitpost anymore, this world is just pathetic.
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same idiots here who believe onion news headlines as real
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