>which level of hell is /pol/ going to?
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
>>55226534
purgatory.
5th circle of wraith and gloom or whatever.
>>55226534
> going to
not "from"
when my face
Level 6 - City of Dis
Great, spending eternity in the city of fedoras.
All of them.
And then I'm going to bust of out Faggot Lucifer's ass and show him what a piece of shit can do to give him a bad day.
>>55226534
Seeing as hell isn't an actually thing. I'm gonna go with none of them.
>>55226534
styx
I live in philadelphia which is basically the same
S-sounds great
Limbo it is
Second level-Lust...why..but also tied in with level 6 too soo I am a lustful Heretic
Neat.
>>55226534
Actually made me think about my life for a second...I'm depressed now.
Fourth level
>Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
Oy vey
Fifth Level of Hell
T
he river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
>God continually sighing as I burn in a sepulchre
Bantered the fuck out
>>55229521
>tfw no one can make it past Purgatory.
5th, do i stay here forever or is it only temporary?
>>55226534
I answered truthfully and got into purgatory with level 1 limbo being my only moderate other one.
I mastutbate and will probably continue to masturbate.
Only level six. I'm mellowing out in my old age.
fuck depression desu
I got Limbo, ah well whatever
>>55230045
No fucking kidding senpai
>>55229540
>>55228868
>>55228664
>>55227816
Sucks to be all of you, my future in the fifth circle doesn't actually sound that bad. I strangely look forward to my after life of forever fighting and ripping the other weaklings who reside there apart.
>>55230268
Have you even read the actual scripture you American fuck? It's not some Call of Duty experience, it's eternal damnation; you'd probably be tied down and lashed.
The violent stuff is there because of my masturbation habits. To Catholics, it's considered self harm, not lust.
I probably could have gotten Purgatory if I had faith.
Fuck is this shit.
Level 8. Sucks desu senpai
I've always known that I'm a dick.
>implying we're not all going to 2nd circle for masturbating
>>55230466
T
he river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
>>55230466
We aren't going by scripture, dumb maplenigger. We're going by dante's inferno. Both are equally fictitious anyhow.
>Hanging out with Greek philosophers
>Enternal meh
>Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?
honeypot
>>55226534
I think I might have fucked up /pol
what the fuck?
Is it because I said I believe in seers and have pagan beliefs?
>>55231678
I said the same, except I'm not a bad person.
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious
Only a fool god would make me burn in eternity for not believing in him when he shows no sign of his existance outside of thousands of differents book relating his potential existance.
Purgatory here lads!
I'll put in a good word for you all
Not as bad as I thought it would be.
5th circle
Fight me in the hell, niggers
>>55232067
It's alright anon, G-d understands that autists like yourself aren't intelligent enough to understand such an abstract concept like G-d.
You will be let in unless your parents failed to have you baptized. :^)
Oh my.
Well shit.
>tfw purgatory
I"LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH
>>55226534
Level 9 because im a traitorous whore apparently....
>>55230267
>Flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies
Thats my fetish!
>>55232768
post descriptoin please
>Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge
>Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Git gud skrubz
>>55230760
>Extreme
Noice.
>>55232803
Jesus, apparently my only fault is being a malicious, manipulative dick.
>>55232436
Hello Brother. Those scores are very similar to mine. Shall I tell you about the preaching of Slaanesh?
How do I upgrade from level 6 to level 1, /pol/?
Literally a tie (with extreme for the chances) of 6,8, and 9. Not liking my chances here
>>55232366
what?? Abstract concept like a G-d
I believe G-d means God, right?
You just confirmed what I said moron.
>>55231411
Jesus can only save you here..
why the page isnt working -_-
>>55233149
>Nonsensical retard babble
Oh, you're not autistic. You're retarded.
You have nothing to worry about anon.
Retards are always welcome in G-d's kingdom.
Level 7, the river of boiling blood. At least I get to chill with Alexander the Great
>>55226534
Where my level 8 bros at?
>>55230760
Canada can't get into hell. baka. Saying sorry and being nice won't get you the cool toys northern brothers
>>55226534
level 5 but that seems kinda harsh
>Seventh Level of Hell
>Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
See you bros down here.
>>55226534
>Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?
Nice try NSA
Where my Styx nigs at?
This thing can't be accurate.
>>55231125
>A religion that punishes people completely unable to convert or who had no knowledge of its existence entirely
That one wouldn't load for me.
Tied for 6,7,8. Come at me Satan.
Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge
"Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer."
well.....
>>55233777
fat angry guy? lol
>>55233675
this
I saw this question and immediately questioned finishing the test. but I did it anyways and got extreme on level 7, and very high for everything except purgatory and level1
>>55233777
Also, Trips!
>Have drunken sex ONE TIME and think that traps can be cute.
>Go to Hell for all eternity.
Th-thanks Mr. Alighieri.
>>55233937
I'm 5'9", 180 lbs. Little overweight, sure. And impatient more than angry.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>>55227729
>answer unironically
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Why is getting into Heaven considered lucky?
FUCK im level 4 stuck with the jews
fuck me family
>>55230760
You have potential to be a saint if this is real
>>55234099
But do you hate a lot of people and do you feel bits of rage when you read posts in /pol/?
I hate most people on the internet, yes. But it's not like God cares about the internet, riiiiiight?
>>55234448
Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiight.
>>55231125
I wonder where Diogenes would fit in all this. I don't think he'd make it into limbo but if he did he'd probably be a huge jackass about it.
Limbo
I'm okay with this
>>55234448
Even Jimmy Carter was accuse of sin by lusting in the heart.
>>55226534
I'm spending eternity with the virtuous pagans. I'm fine with this.
>>55233782
Level 1 is not a punishment not a reward
Who Styx here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXhuso4OTG4
nice
>>55234903
By Wrathful nigga!
Apparently I'm a heretic.
>>55226534
the one where there's a bar and hitler and stalin are playing poker with reagan.
>>55234097
If you regularly go to church you can bump yourself up to limbo
Right into satans mouth
>>55235142
>If you regularly go to church you can bump yourself up to limbo
b-b-but muh football...
Pretty good guy desu
>>55226534
I'm gonna make it you guys.
>>55226534
One should always try to improve their character.
Sieg heil, motherfuckers.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
*tips fedora*
>>55235225
>what is a vcr
>>55226534
4th
Level 7 represent!
Welp, atleast i didint lie in the test.
>>55226534
Well I'm going to the second level of hell.
>>55230760
>that result
>that comment
mfw
>>55235997
>tfw i got high treachery because i feel like i could betray my country
Why does god support this madness?
All, just visiting.
I liked the story with the blinded guy who ate his family. Or whatever, I read it about 10-15 years ago.
>>55236196
Stay true to the law of your land and put it all in the hands of God. The heretics running Sweden shall meet judgement in due time.
>>55226534
I got purgatory, and that's with masturbation and hating oneself but belief helps
>>55226534
link not working nigger
>>55236148
Kek.
damn son i one of the good guys and i don't even catholic
I look forward to it
"he river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx."
Eh, fair enough....
it can't be helped
>tfw remember taking this quiz when i was like 14 and only getting to level two
>>55229932
I guess eternal damnation speaks for it self.
>Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
>You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Same thing I got back in high school. Guess I'm still the same atheist blasphemer I've been since I was four.
Pretty sure like 99.99% of people are going to Hell based on this test.
Well sheeeet
>>55234914
>Treacherous: Very High
And you are proud?
>>55236671
No but seriously the deepest level of hell doesn't sound so bad, I see people are scared of getting level 5 but it sounds kinda cozy
I'm a Muslim, shouldn't I be on the heretic level?
I read Dante's Inferno years ago. And yes I remember the blasphemous depiction of the prophet in this book.
Wonderful read tho.
>>55226534
Well fuck, at-least I know even this far down if even if I make it there's going to be a lot of other people to keep my company.
>>55226534
level 7. Why? I only said I was homo and a non believer.
>tfw 7th
Shit sounds harsh
>>55226534
*unsheathes fedora*
>>55237376
Oh its for sodomites too. Damn.
God must be pretty pissed
>>55237515
Welcome to buttfuck city.
>level 8
Seems a bit unfair for a practicing Catholic. Oh well, if I'm damned, I'm damned; nothing I can really do about it.
>>55237604
Seem's a bit harsh, no?
>tfw only 5th hell
>Do you look at pornography?
Does hentai count?
>>55237681
>not wanting to rip each others guts out
>>55237723
Yes.
>>55237630
>Catholic
>Predestination
>8th level of Hell
You might want to rethink your theology just a bit
>>55226534
>Purgatory or 7th circle of Hell
Damned be my hate for myself!
>>55237801
Elaborate
>>55226534
There's a lot of Jew nationalism going on in that questionnaire
>>55226534
Level 1 Limbo
ive betrayed my father once or twice, not proud of it but i accept the seventh circle
>>55237893
Predestination is Calvanism, a militant branch of Protestantism (or it used to be militant, in the 15th century. These days I think its a pretty mainstream Protestantism). Catholicism doesn't believe in predestination.
And if you're going to the 8th level of hell, chances are you are violating some of the Church's rules. Fine for a Protestant, but Catholicism is a very strict, hierarchical religion if you are doing it the right way.
>>55237744
What if I look at shit that doesn't have any nudity or sexual activities and I use that to get off? Like pic related.
Does this count as porn if it makes me hard?
>>55237999
Aye, however I meant in terms of the quiz.
>>55238021
You're hurting yourself by masturbating according to doctrine.
>tfw comfy fedora city level 6
>>55238038
No commentary on the quiz, just your result, response, and claimed religion.
>All this lack of virtue
You people need to read a fucking book
Pretty cool. I even concede some maybes into "yes."
>>55226534
Ninth Level, Cocytus. Treacherous. I'm gonna be right there with Judas.
Brutal
>>55238356
>>55226534
Limbo or The City of Dis
>>55233020
Quit being a heretic, I guess. I didn't get anything like that but I am an unbeliever, not a nonbeliever.
6th circle of hell, I guess I should have expected that with the amount of fedora-tipping I was doing.
Even though I fap to incestuous loli vore I still made it to purgatory. You guys must be really degenerate to end up in hell.
Level 6... that's what I get for being on the fence about God
>>55238676
How is getting upset at someone makes me degenerate?
>>55226534
says 8th circle of something or other, but i just alternated between yes and no because I don't fancy giving some online marketer all my personal information.
>>55238715
According to God it makes you more degenerate than me at least. Don't question the word of the Lord or else you will just make things worse.
>>55226534
tfw purgatory
>>55226534
>level 5
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
>Gonna spend Eternity on /pol/
>>55238756
Maybe you should give me a link to that vore, please?
>>55238676
How the fuck did you not end up in lvl 2? You probably belong in lvl 8 for lying on the test.
>>55238800
There are only 3 more pages I will dump them quick.
>>55238826
I told the truth about fapping and I told the truth about looking at porn (if you can call vore porn). I told the truth everywhere else as far as I know.
>>55238770
my substitute for clicking each and every 5th circle post will be replying to this one. /pol/ doesn't get stuck in circle 5. This board in its entirety gets jammed tight and fast outside Hell proper with the rest of the undecided souls. Those who never took a stand in life and so never get true resolution in death. Shitposting on the internet doesn't even get you into Hell proper; the actual sinners would laugh at you and defecate on you for all eternity. We get stuck in the space where the cowards and the losers go, running around aimlessly harassed by stinging bugs and embers.
I hope my tomb is nice and spacious
>>55238913
Why is vore so shit?
>>55238021
THIS IS THE MOST DEGENERATE OF ALL FETISHES AND PORN. FUCK OFF BACK TO /d/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How nice
>>55226534
>The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy
>The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it.
I'm already here.
>>55226534
I don't know why I always bother doing these.
"Purgatory".
>implying purgatory is a thing
>>55239024
I don't think it is all bad. There is a lot of shit though.
>>55239057
Really? There must be one that is worse, right?
>>55239221
The fuck is the appeal?
>>55239269
>not wanting to be eaten by a loli
You either understand it or you don't. I'm afraid you don't.
Purgatory
>>55239328
But anon, I don't wanna get digested by a loli.
>>55228603
>>55227618
>>55228771
>>55229521
>>55229932
>>55230268
>>55232243
>>55233506
>>55236768
>>55237681
>>55238770
Who wants to fight? Or do you all want to sit in the mud and feel sad? I feel like I could do both really.
>>55239379
Can't we all fight while feeling sad?
>>55233463
I'm Canadian and I am put in the 5th circle
>>55239363
You like older women then?
>tfw got a low lustfulness score
>>55239451
No, I don't wanna get digested period.
I just wanna be tenderly loved.
>>55239495
This nigga know what's up.
>>55239495
So you would like being eaten if you weren't digested?
>>55239540
>not wanting to lose your limbs and get tenderly loved and forced to cum inside your qt rapist girl
>>55239559
Something like that.
>>55239559
>open
hey artist, we guessed that.
>>55239584
>Blown by a gale that represents my urge for poon
Is this really Hell?
>>55239613
Source
tfw goin to limbo
i love that place.
>>55226534
Limbo. To be honest, it sounds nicer than the Christian idea of heaven. At the very least, it's nicer than my current life.
>>55226534
I got Limbo
>>55239584
I still prefer when they are digested but that is up to you. I think the vore pics where they just sit in the stomach and don't get digested look weird as hell.
>sixth level of hell
All those questions about jerking off are what got me i think DESU
>>55226534
LUCKY NUMBER 7 BABY
>>55226534
Who /4thlevel/ here?
>>55226534
Level 5: Wrathful and Gloomy
>Level 6 - Heretics: Extreme
Tips fedora
>Limbo
>"a place of sorrow without torment"
well
8Th and I answered honestly.
Caine did nothing wrong.
According to this you shouldn't trust in me because I'm gonna fuck you up...
>>55226534
God Dis, but also Limbo high. So basically punished for not believing.
>>55226534
>http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
>The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
>The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
So deliciously evil
>Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
i swear im a nicer person than this
City of dis
Nice going all you messed up sinners.
>tfw I literally get the Jew score
Second Level doesn't sound too bad. I mean, it beats the shit out of the burning horrible fire kind. Just being caught in a hurricane or whatever.
I rate high in other levels though, so I dunno.
>>55226534
Purgatory, I'm Catholic btw. I was expecting that.
who /limbo/ here?
First, first, and holy shit, first. I don't even need to take that fucking test.
Both of my parents are fucking nymphos, and I inherited that shit at full blast.
Ohoho
Certainly wasn't expecting this
>>55240596
Perhaps you should rethink
Trying to be a decent human being catholic libertarian Cuban reporting.
>>55230760
Purgatory means you'll eventually get to heaven, be glad
>>55240621
whats the name of that game ?
>>55226534
>Faggot fucking Christian test
>whatever it was sort of fun
Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
>>55228272
Atheists asshurt that God is awesome. Stay mad as we breed you out, faggot.
>>55226534
>6th level
I dun goofed.
>>55240743
What?
>>55240743
Diablo 1
>>55240743
Dantes inferno?
I'm on the eighth level. I always thought of myself as a good person. I do believe in witchcraft and related. Guess why I'm here then.
>>55228737
what have you done in your life?
I consider myself a horible person and I got purgatory
holy shit
Tip: This is Hell.
Bullshit. You can't just sit there and tell me that the majority of /pol/ are going to purgatory and Limbo.
>>55233768
Softcock.
>>55226534
TORMENT 12
>>55236148
Softcock.
Gonna purgatory.
It's great since you can decide whether it's better to got to hell or to heaven, after I've seen my possibilities. To be honest, I don't want to sing gospels for eternity, would rather burn in the deepest of fires.
>>55226534
Level 6. Euphoric heretic.
>>55241856
based
Fifth level.
>>55226534
Purgatory. I escaped damnation and I hope to escape damnation in real life as well
>>55242175
>Dis
>>55226534
This test is full of shit.
>>55242575
>heretic
Even the test can sense your extreme heresy
>>55242719
"I like good food and Im an atheist".
>into Dis it goes
wtf
>Are you a "penny pincher"?
>Have you ever lent money to someone and charged them interest or expected some "extra" in return?
If you're not at least lvl 7 you're doing it wrong
