Would /pol/ press the button?
>>55224632
You were suppose to make the deal have a catch not a bonus.
>get everything you want and need in life
>want everyone to die
>but everyone in africa will die
I CANNOT LOSE
>An entire continent full of useless air breathers dies
Yes
Why would someone vote no
No
t. not a psycho mass murderer
>>55224632
it would be sad to kill all the wildlife but it's worth it
Would press just to kill Africa
>>55224632
No, I am too afraid of the fragility of my mind. The guilt of killing so many children, families, and innocents would certainly rack my mind and lead to a miserable short life of guilt, anxiety, and suicide.
>>55224820
Guess it means only humans as "Everyone" implies humans
>>55224870
>>55224820
don't know if you can speak of people tho, probably wildlife is actually better.
But all the monkeys and apes would die, and the niggers would still be alive.
>>55224632
does it include SA whites?
>>55224632
yes, I am not a Jew who lives to exploit other races.
>>55224632
what if I want everyone in africa to live
>>55224870
So it will only kill the Whites in Africa?
>>55224632
What's the dilemma number for that one? I want to check how many people said they would press the button.
>>55224861
They're already killing themselves anyways, pressing the button would definitely make it less painful
Only down side is no more Ghana movies
>>55224966
here you go!
Killing Darwin's missing link?
Let's go
>>55224632
>africa dies
>a bad thing
Pick one.
Would liberals even be mad? Think of the positives for environmentalism and global warming?
Does someone have a whole lot more of those?
>>55224677
first reply is often the best
this thread was no exception
>>55225024
Danke. I found this other one.
>>55224632
Sorry africa, the world needs real life furry porn.
>>55224677
IKR?
>>55224632
i'm pressing the fucking thing but nothing is happening. is it broken?
>>55225130
Nice, we should all go there and post the best ones.
(This one is actually better than mine)
>>55225140
Kek
>>55225179
Its 2015
>>55224632
I'd press it instantly and a couple of times, just to be sure.
>>55224632
You people are idiots, don't press the button. The whites in South Africa haven't evacuated yet.
>>55225266
Will you press this one?
>>55225266
One for the team, they're almost like niggers anyway
>>55224632
The only "people" left in africa though will be niggers since it'll kill all the white south africans.
>>55225266
>>55225266
oh shit youre right
im not pressing the button
Who wouldn't push this one?
Of course
>>55225266
Sacrifice the few for the good of many
>>55225403
I still remember the 'save 1 white child' but '10,000 black children die' one. 99% did the right thing and pressed the button.
>>55225526
>>55225507
hivemind?
>>55224820
Very subtle, gg
>>55225140
Thanks for the laugh bro
>want all white people and otherwise respectable human beings in Africa to come back to life and teleport to safety after I press the button
>press button
Wow that was hard
Will you make America great again, even if it means becoming a dick girl?
>>55224632
>>55225564
Dude...
>45% located in China and India
>Another 5% in Indonesia
>Another 30% in Africa and the Middle East
Fuck, that means some Chinks are going to live.
The only Europeans that die are Moldovans. It'll just end their suffering, anyways. They're miserable.
>>55225746
>No illegals.
>Get to be one of the most privileged people in society.
>Don't even have to get used to new genitals.
What exactly is the bad part of this deal?
>>55225746
>implying that traps aren't better than real women
>>55225540
The Jews
>>55225938
A lot of weirdos will want sex with you
>>55225162
This
The real dillema is - Choose one:
1) You become millionaire
2) Everybody in Africa dies
>>55226221
Why not become a millionaire, start a business with a whole entry labor force in Africa and literally work Africans to death?
>>55226451
I like the way you think
>>55224632
>Press button
>want and need to rule a newly de-niggerfied Africa
I AM THE WHITE LION OF THE SERENGETI!
>>55224632
>pushes button
>dindu nuffin
OP is deceptive
>>55228613
Agreed
>>55228613
This desu
>>55228687
>>55228709
>>55228613
I agree
>>55228613
This makes sense to me
>>55228613
Ha ha yeah
>>55228613
So much this
>>55228613
I concur
>>55228613
Pretty much
>>55228613
10/10 would read again
>>55224632
Net loss of die antwoord and nothing else. I think I would
>>55224632
lol wtf ill press it without even getting anything just to the latter happens, thats more than enough i could ask for
>>55228613
I identify with this
>>55228613
Kek
>>55224632
lol epic you made it so that there were no downsides to pushing the button XD
>>55228613
Underrated post
>>55228613
HA HA WOW
>>55228613
Yeah take that OP
>>55228613
This nigga gets it
>>55224632
I can shoot all malaysian planes i want now
you're done negroes
>>55224794
Only inPalestine, amirite?
>>55224632
isn't it obvious? press the button.
>>55225746
There are no girls with penises; only guys with tits.
>>55224632
baka desu senpai
>>55225564
this is actually a defensible proposition. Humanity being able to colonize the stars will prevent allot of extinction events.
>>55225564
If I'm not in the world top 25% i wouldn't wanna live anyway.
>>55224632
yes
tough one fellas
>>55224902
Maybe, but I would still press it until it broke DESU senpai.
>>55224632
>Everything I want in life
So it's a win win situation for me.
>>55224963
dohohooho
>>55231745
fuck this word filter DESU> senpai>
>>55231637
I won't, mostly because that would mean I wouldn't get my porn anymore... also I don't use wifi anymore
>>55229242
if that were the case we wouldn't have to listen to people like you whine about the poor terrorist Palestinians every day because they would all be dead, and nothing of value would have been lost.
>>55224632
Yes
>>55225403
yes
>>55225540
no
>>55225564
yes, tons of poorer countries than mine
>>55225746
no
>>55229216
no
>>55231637
yes, I can get my porn elsewhere
>>55224632
How is that a difficult decision?
>>55225266
I hate their accent, they deserve to die for it.
>>55224677
I would press it even if I didn't get anything in life, in fact I would press it if I got punched in the balls.
As long as everyone in Africa died.
>>55224632
Nope. There are still white people in Africa, and every white life is worth millions of niggers to me.
these all suck. this one made me laugh and shake my head in despair though
>>55233867
Wouldn't press. Tempting but I know it would all go wrong, I'd get STDs and be a miserable douche.
>>55233867
>no one will ever love you
okay? I'll push the button, at least people can strongly like me
>>55225564
I'd break that fuckin thing from pressing it so much
>>55233867
So basically nothing changes except I can fuck anyone I want.
>>55234469
You already can anon, it's called rape.
>Only 52% pressed the button
People are such pussies these days.
>>55234469
exactly they really don't think these through
>>55234495
But this time no one is safe, not even dead people or people who don't exist
>>55234578
>Wow that was great! Again! For the 50th time today....
>Sure would be nice with a partner
I would kill myself
I really don't Michael Jackson to be alive.
>>55234661
how would that be any different than now anon? think of all time you could save
Damn.
>>55234699
As long as Michael keeps a low profile it's a win/win. Love me some MJ.
>>55224794
what's t. mean?
>>55234699
press it
>>55234898
>do not press
because i'll know the choice I made and understand that i've doomed myself to never needing to be with another person. It would be worse for me
>>55225403
theres literally not a single downside to this one
>>55225540
>taking away Hitler's one heinous crime that everyone hates and remembers him for
>having him win WWII in that case would be a bad scenario
How does that make sense?
>>55234578
Hello operator? I think this one's broken, nothing's happening.
>>55226246
paco pls
>>55234923
Fuck, that's a hard one
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/151869
Yes
By killing all those people, I instantly solve the over-population crisis
>>55231637
Oh noes! I can no longer access a website I have only been on three or four times!
>>55235885
>Nothing about succeeding in building a wall
... eh, I'll still press it
>>55236157
tumblr is a great spot for porn
>>55236168
there's no doubt. 3 things in life you can count on, death, taxes and wall
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/151882
>>55232232
Nothing of value would be lost if all the Israelis died too.
>>55234495
This. Rape is undervalued by modern men.
>>55236781
I blame modern women for bitching about it so much. It's already illegal, what more do they fucking want? to make people never think of rape ever?
Well I live there, so...
>>55224632
Africa is part muslim, part tribal with a lot of unused resources, and hunting of fantastic creatures. I would do the world a favor by pressing that button.
>>55224632
>Everyone in Africa dies
Also one of my wishes. So yeah
>>55224632
Oh I get everything I ever need and want too?
>>55224632
change africa to "everyone of arab descent"
>>55237308
You can want to not die, so...
>>55237308
I was thinking about that.
tfw the Boers would have to be sacrificed for the betterment of the world.
>>55225403
>you will get everything you want
>every black in Africa dies
redundant
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/151917
>>55237563
You can have other groups die as well everything else you want
>>55224632
Would /pol/ do this?
What would the consquences of the sudden death of 1 billion people be
>>55224707
Dude. You're forgetting the Afrikaners.
>>55237712
>Opposite gender
Careful there, you might get arrested for suggesting that gender is binary.
>>55237952
I wouldn't really know, Africans have been killing themselves over the last decade or so, if anything the button would be doing them a huge favor.
>>55225746
>girl with a penis
You mean a man?
if you kill 1 billion people the earth will actually suffer ALOT and humanity could go extinct
>>55238109
actually latinos themselves more than in africans in alot of cases
>>55239209
Have the people of Africa done anything for the world in recent history though?
>>55224632
how many people would know that I pressed the button?
if it was fully anonymous and the blow back would be limited/nonexistent I'd have to press that button
sorry Cape Town you will be missed
>>55239312
Yes. that doesnt have to do with anything i said tho
>>55239209
>Every human on a lush, wild continent dies
>Ten-year quarantine
>Go back and explore truly vibrant ecosystem
It'd be like The Lost World.
>>55239841
You know, if we get whatever we wanted from the button, we can just magically replace the current african society with an actually not shit african society
>>55225746
I'd press that !!
>>55239930
But wouldn't they all instantly die?
>>55224632
God no...
>there might be a white person in Africa
>>55240250
Yeah, but then get replaced with better people.
>>55237712
I get to be a super hot babe on Fridays?
Looks like I have an additional source of income.
>>55241671
Selling your ass? You don't need to be superhot or a babe to do that. Just be willing to fuck old ugly men like all hoes do.
I'd spam press the shit out of that button
>>55234495
I like the cut of your jib, anon.
>mfw this question on /pol/
>>55242544
Make myself white.
>>55224632
No.
What would I gain as an individual if I had such a heavy responsibility?
Wouldn't pushing the button be cheating? And isn't cheating wrong?
Fuck the button, I'm doing it my way.
>>55224632
everyone dies in Africa is apart of everything i want in life
so.... double africa kill?
>>55224632
If the people of Africa just all dropped dead, I would not shed a tear.
>>55224677
Top kek
This is a serious dilemma. And I feel like somebody on /int/ wrote this.
>>55224794
>not a psycho mass murderer
So not a jew?
>>55242820
i mean he's out of the house next year, can we not wait that long?
surely it's better than kekland ruling
Let me try one for myself, OP.
>>55242943
Oops. http://willyoupressthebutton.com/152000
I want to see how /pol/ answers this one desu.
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/152002
>>55243066
Did not press.
Everything I want is in Africa though.
>>55243066
can't do it anon
>>55243082
>Everything I want is in Africa though.
>dirt
>dirt
>more dirt
>aids
>tribes
wow canada
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/152004
>>55237979
all the decent ones have already left :^)
>>55243156
That's a toughie.
>>55242943
They will learn about the jews but everything will stay as it is now? Why not push the button?
Why did you press it?
>>55243201
I mean bad things will still happen, if not get worse.
>>55243204
Because it's already happened, senpai.
>>55224820
underrated roast
>>55243230
>Green Mountain
>a happening
There was ONE mistake: THEY DIDN'T OFFICIALLY RELEASE ANY DOCUMENTS.
>>55224632
So freakin edgy anon.
>>55224632
How many times can I push the button? What if everything I need involves the Africans coming back to life so I can push the button again?
>>55224632
No.
The boers are still there.
>>55231637
People who aren't sjw go to tumblr?
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/44793
triggered
>>55229456
oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>55243395
Thanks! Dankie! We boers are gonna stand up for again you will see..
and England is gonna be fuckedup just wait.. Amen!
>>55243121
> AIDS
It's called Hood Dink where i'm from.
>>55225266
We're not gonna evacuate we're going to rule again! Shit is going to hit the fan soon..
No. Northern Africa is not the same as the dirty gross south.
nooooo, there are so many peeepl
>>55225992
How is that bad? Right now nobody wants sex with me.
>>55224632
>Would /pol/ press the button?
without hesitation
>>55225789
I would literally allow 20 Asians to move into my home and be a massive nuisance to me for the rest of my life if it meant all African niggers, Dunecoon savages, and shitty poop-street doctors died.
>>55242544
>turn every man on the world black
>half of /pol/ kills themselves
I'd press it, just to kill all the kaffers. Although theres still a lot of us boere here julle poese!
>>55242544
>'niggers and kikes are disgusting vermin that are ruining all of human civilization' printed on the forehead of every single man on the planet
Africa, and the fact that it contains a billion people, is an abstraction for me because I've never been there. Killing everyone in Africa is about as impactful a thought as killing everyone on Coruscant, or killing all wizards. Having all my desires fulfilled, however, makes a lot of sense. So sure
>>55233485
says the aussie
>>55233485
Australian accent is way worse
>>55224632
Everything I want in life would involve killing everyone in the world, so everyone would die anyway.
>>55224861
The best news is that you save, exponentially, more lives and victims of horrible crime from this act.
>>55234997
t. stands for "terveiset" which means "regards" in finnish
comes from the spurdo comics
>>55224632
wish: all negros and muslims go to africa
>>55224632
This is a no brainer really...
>>55244708
>what if god was a dude who pressed the button
>fedora tippers exist so he can not deal with people's shit
dude weed lmao
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/8325/yes
i see literally no problems with this one
>>55244026
Pretty much this.
I'd have a harder time pressing the button on pic related for a million yurops and that's not just because I care about a kitten more than an African.
>>55224632
Fuk yah
>>55242544
I would make that so I am both female and a male and then get terminal brain cancer so I kill everyone
>>55224794
Nice try Goldmanbergstein
>>55242544
make myself white.
