Niggers trying to be scary, but their ignorance just makes it too funny.
>>55215220
Pretty sure she was already exposed as a liar.
>>55215286
Wouldn't surprise me. Her story reminds me of Sweet Brown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh7UgAprdpM
>scope on
>beam on
>>55215405
>I mustard
Do the KKK even do that shit anymore? I thought it was just meeting up in the woods and acting like retarded Druids these days?
>>55215634
Clearly. She seen their faces.
She seen them.
>>55215220
Things that didn't happen: The Post
>>55215634
She's lying. The KKK is literally a shell of what it used to be.
>>55215220
Assuming this is true, then her abhorrent grammar and fucking retarded views on Brown and Martin aside, I'd actually be on here side.
>>55215634
Pretty much this. When people try to bring them up in politics like they're still a thing it's a complete non-issue.
>>55215220
Bet those Mormons won't bother her anymore
>>55215859
>here
>complains about grammar errors
Plz no bully >.<
>>55215602
>I mustard
>>55215634
The KKK is like 95% LEOs trying to get the other 5% to do something illegal so they can arrest them.
>>55215220
we mustard now
>>55215220
Fucking title is gold, I read through that whole thing and chuckled a bit at her mistake, and then saw you put it in the title, that was too much.
>>55215220
The NRA was the United States first civil rights organization. Helping poor Southern blacks defend themselves against the Democrat-backed KKK.
>>55215634
No, they don't do that anymore.
It's pretty much just government informants now.
>>55215771
>implying the KKK doesnt go door to door in the current year.
the idea that every white person was in the klan is up there with we wuz kings levels of stupidity
>>55215220
>and then she remmembered it was halloween
>>55215824
Anybody can put on a hood. I know people who say they're kkk in small towns up north.
It's not like people are going to call some central hotline to find out if somebody in a hood is affiliated with the main kkk or not, that wouldn't even work even if such a number exists.
And the kkk being a shell of it's former self just means that there's no reprisal for saying that you're part of them.
Like the kkk guys I know up north sure as fuck would not say that they're hells angels. Because the hells angels can and will do something about fakers. KKK can't do shit anymore, so anybody can claim to be one of them and face no consequences from the actual organization itself.
>>55215220
did she threaten a bunch of kids dressed as ghosts on halloween?
>kkk knocking
Liberalism: false faked crimes, faked police reports, victim mentality everywhere
>>55215634
White Pizza delivery guy wearing a white shirt goes to wrong house. Sloppy Drunk Sheboon goes full chimp out with a water pistol in one hand and a curling iron in the other.
Pizza guy realizes it's the neighbors pizza, delivers pizza, drives back to work.
Sheboon types furiously about her conquest against the aliens, no wait it was KKK, no maybe it was bigfoot, realizes she left one of her kids in the dumpster where she was drinking, decide to pick it up tomorrow......
>>55215220
She sho' showed dem Jehovah's Witnesses whose boss uh?
>>55216047
>>55215220
>scope on
>beam on
>oh shit I forgot to load a magazine
and yet another woman proves she doesnt know what to do with her husbands rifle.
>>55216401
>bae caught me snipin
>>55215220
>scopes on
>beams on
BZO your dicks gents, it's time to season and tenderize some pink lady meat.
>>55215220
>my palms r sweaty,voice weak
>arms spaghetti
Also
>mustard flavoured courage
>I mustard
Kek
I mean if this black lady is being hunted by white trash she should be celebrated for protecting herself. For some reason I read part of that in same rhythm as eminem's lose yourself.
>>55216705
>for some reason
>"palms are sweaty,voice weak"
Moms spaghetti
>>55215220
what if they were just Christians trying to spread the word of our Lord and Savior?
>>55215220
I don't really see anything wrong with this. I have always said to Americans that it is right and proper to have a firearm for home defence, and from what I've read here that's exactly what she did.
There might be some spelling mistakes and I might disagree with some of the figures she idolizes, but overall I can't see anything here really worth my ire; maybe I'm missing the fact that perhaps it's the fact she's a black woman, guys?
>>55216865
That's a possibility.
>My mind strong
>I seen
>prides his self
>when he not home
>we legal
>I mustard
opens door, turns on scope, turns on beam, turns safety off... in that order.
>>55215220
>be a 'white' murrican boy
>wear a white hoody
>get attacked by black bitches
top kek
and what did she mean with
>"WE legal over here"
>>55215220
>opening a door
>while shouldering an 16" barreled AR at the ready
pretty sure that only works with bullpups, especially when the shooter is as short as a woman
>>55215286
>KKK
>still active in 2015
No shit it's a lie
>>55217079
She was legally purchased, not kidnapped or stolen.
>>55215634
Nah, it's just FBI agents undercover now.
>>55215377
What? Was she not in the fire or something?
The chorus was good, damn. Shit'll be sampled by Kanye eventually.
>>55217288
There are a lot of random groups in various areas that call themselves the kkk.
>>55215220
Noone in this thread has realised by the KKK she means the police hence why she referred to Michael Brown, Treyvon Martin and Shawn Bell. Yet she is the idiot.
#BlackLivesMatter #TumblrRaid
>>55215220
>I mustard up the voice strength
>I mustard
>Voice Strength
>>55217344
>>55217618
Oh, I'm sure she was in a building on fire. But she tells it in such a shuck and jive style.
>I thought I smelt somfin' burn. I look'd out da winder. I says "oh my lerd, itz da klan". I grabbed mah gun, I didn't have no magazine er anyfing. Ah gotz chillinz... Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!"
>>55216977
Right. Everyone here making fun is only doing it because she's a stronk black woman, not because everyone but you recognizes that the story is fucking fail.
Do you honestly believe the Ku Klux Klan marches around in ceremonial garb knocking on doors to persecute poor black people, or are you just British?
Speaking of the KKK. A friend showed my a funny video (a sketch) years ago about a black blind orphan who grew up in the deep south being the only black guy and was told he was white just to make things easier. He eventually became a KKK figurehead and it was fucking funny as shit. Any one got it?
>>55217779
I think it would have ended worse for her if that were true.
It's just stdh
>>55217971
Dave Chapelle my friend. Clayton Bigsby
>>55215634
The biggest KKK group in America has a little less than 50 members.
>>55217240
>That pic
Ok, I will.
>>55217344
Gave me a chuckle m8.
>>55217288
And they make house calls.
>>55215602
honestly, seems to perfectly awful to be real
>>55215220
I agree with the nigger. If you approach someone else's home and property over some faggot politics bullshit, you deserve to eat bullets.
>>55215220
>I mustard
>I mustard up the voice
Fucking niggers make me laugh! No such thing happened except in her sickle cell addled excuse of a mind.
>>55215220
I find the word "master" to describe her bath racist.
>>55217851
>I didn't have no magazine
I hear they call 'em clips
>>55215220
>I mustard
I almost choked on my drink.
>>55218061
Didn't realise it was Chapelle. Thanks
>>55218299
You ever mustard up the courage to fight off an attacker, Canadia?
>>55218684
I'm a gun owner if that's what you mean.
I don't even like niggers, they're usually the aggressors, but if you're going to come for some niggers' nigress' and niglets, he's totally within his rights to put a bullet between your eyes.
>>55218061
>>55218647
Chapelle's Show's America seems like a lifetime away. Leftism moves fast, god damn.
>>55218774
No, Canadia. I axed if you ever mustard up the courage to fight off an attacker.
>>55218774
Sure, but it never happened. Come on.
>>55218823
Don't come at me with that ebonics shit, I'll kill you.
>>55218855
Probably true.
>My husband prides his self on teaching his wife & family self defense when he not home.... My heart was pounding! Palms sweating! Voice weak...
... and mom's spaghetti?
>>55218964
Whatever you say, America's Hat.
>>55215220
>somebody knocks on your door
>immediately threaten them with violence
Niggers.
>>55215972
>>55216014
>>55217401
>they spend all these resources hoping to catch some hillbilly stepping out of line
Meanwhile how many agents have infiltrated black gangs?
Pretty much every white racist violent hate crime in the last 30 years has been by a non-KKK member anyways
>>55219215
>Meanwhile how many agents have infiltrated black gangs?
hard to do since criminals don't get into law enforcement agencies.
>>55218964
>I'll kill you
Umm I think you just broke the law in your country.
>>55215220
What an excitable people! They can sure conjure up some dramatic lies!
>>55215220
Legacy? Do you mean three 24 inch rims and your favorite crack pipe??
>>55215220
Trick or treat.
>>55216190
Lol'd
>>55215220
What a stupid lying cunt.
>cant even run up the stairs
>much less in full kit
fuck my shit up senpai
>>55215634
No they just make dank moonman albums.
>>55215220
>>55215602
>>55215945
>>55215984
>>55216614
>>55217000
>>55216651
>>55217803
>>55218308
>>55218413
>>55218560
>>55218684
>>55218823
I like this new meemee.
>tfw we mustardfam now
Mustard? Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?
When did she have time to get the mustard?
>mustard
>>55215220
This was posted on October 31.
Just throwing that out there.
>>55215669
She mustard up the strength to look at them.
>>55217240
SCAR-H
I could hold it, but hurt myself firing
natalia-chan gave me strong wrists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zql0UVcv-1w
>>55215220
Nogs would make such terrible militiamen, hardly any of them know how to use guns and they're literally terrified of the woods (they refer to things like hiking and camping as "white people shit").
>>55217240
>>55218161
Why limit yourself to 7.62? I say go big with .50 BMG.
>>55215220
White people in a bad financial spot living in ghetto's live in constant fear of blacks on a regular basis without garnering any sympathy. That's comparable to this, other than the fact that this woman is obviously lying for attention.
>>55215220
>mustard
>Malcolm X who was murdered by a black man
>KKK doing door-to-doors
This kills me
For the Horde!
>>55222014
>this woman is obviously lying for attention.
or making a halloween joke, it was posted on 10/31 and the "KKK" were going door to door?
>>55215220
Plot twist: It was Halloween and they were just trick-or-treaters wearing bedsheets.
>>55215220
Shit that didn't happen: the nigger
The story will make the front page, the retraction will be relegated to page 17E.
>>55215220
Wait, wait, wait. I just thought of something. So acting under the unreasonable assumption this is all true: she knew they were the KKK from a distance so they must have had their hoods on. When she mentions she's armed she says "#facespriceless" [sic]. Is it that fucking hard to come up with a lie as a woman? A black woman no less.
>>55216865
Catholics are not Christian.
Can't melt the KKK with scoped mustard beams
>>55222195
Your mind would be a terrible thing to waste.
>>55215220
Ok who wrote this shit ? You ?
>>55215220
What the hell is she doing getting into her master's bath? She needs to stay in the servants' quarters.
>>55215220
Hey nigger we left you a little something in your front yard
>>55215220
This is fake right?
>>55215220
>trick or treat!
>sheboon points a rifle at kids in ghost costumes
>muh son scurred dey kkk
>>55215634
They probably never did.
>>55217971
wyiiite powwaah.
>>55227732
>>55227943
>you got me /pol/, damn you, you have won.
>>55215220
That shit is fiction.
