What do British people think about America? Would you liken us to a retarded stepchild? Or are we more of a student-that-surpassed-the-master type child?
JUST
>>55213950
FUCK
FUCK
My
>>55213950
KEK
It's both the retarded stepchild and the student that surpassed the master.
>>55214049
Is this what you think of us, dad?
You were doing fine until like the 1920s and then you decided to JUST
>>55214190
we may have JUSTed but not as badly as you guys
>>55214190
I think they were fine till the 1960's when the decided they wanted to be a third world country.
>>55214237
It's not a race bruh, no white countires should be JUSTing but here we are.
America is like the downy child in the family gathering, its loud so everyone knows its there but everyone will do what it wants because they are scared of its superhuman downy strength. In its eyes everyone is really nice and it thinks its so special when to everyone else its the downy kid.
>>55213890
I like americans that stand up for their country without flagwaving and going oorah.
I dislike any american that apologises for america or says they wish that it was more like europe.
Bring some swagger and i'll buy you an ale and show you the best places to go in london.
>>55213890
A bizarre anomaly. Seriously, from our point of view we just can't understand how you got to where you are.
>50 country-sized states all pretending to be 1 country
>deeply divided on every political issue
>land of the free, but only if you have money for it
>can easily manipulate citizens into joining army, when there's been no need since the 70s
>created an entire state that lives in its own bubble of crazy first-world problems (California)
>sells guns freely but bans Kinder Eggs
>never have a president long enough to get anything done
>despised by most of the world for being arrogant, but is mystified as to why
>spends more on military than any other nation, and yet has no immediate enemies
>has pretty much no history, but acts like a bit of paper is all that keeps the western world going
>bullies smaller nations and throws tantrums when Russia does anything, because they have to hate Russia all the time for some reason
>tries to ban other nations from using nuclear power for fear of having nukes, despite being the only nation to have used a nuke... twice
>manages to twist any failure into a win in the eyes of the media
>doesn't understand what the word 'amendment' means, and fights viciously to remain that way
>has no idea how to make beer or cheese, so overdoes every meat-based dish as a compromise
>simultaneously have the worst school systems but the most amount of billionaires making money from fuck all
Seriously, it's like you're Forrest Gump; you're all backwards retarded but fuck me if you didn't luck your way to the top. It's impressive.
I could tell you what I really think but you people just can't take criticism.
>>55214484
gave me a hearty kek
Some people hate you because they say 'americans ruined the english language, it ain't english!' (stupid reason desu kek) but others seems to like it, I like it, I wanna live there desu
>>55213890
Good in places, bad in others. An odd country overall that's so large you can't even pin the blame on all americans.
>>55213890
why did you use two nignigs to represent muricans?
>>55214679
This post got edgier as it went along.I'm all for bantz but you seem to forget brits benefited by us dropping the bomb. Plus do you really want shitskin nations to get nukes? Because they're the only ones trying to get them. Also we have better microbrews that are far better than your yuropoor version of bud light
>>55215032
I forgot one:
>can't take criticism
Based on the shit you find on the internet, you'd think we hate each other. This isnt the case and most people over here realize that there really isn't much of a difference between British people and Americans.
>>55214679
>luck your way to the top
>implying that building the most powerful military in the history of the world and worlds most powerful economy and the worlds most influential culture is "luck"
I pity you brits. You had empire but now thats its gone you are so lost and misguided, like an old man with dementia who often has bouts of lucidity but they are getting shorter and shorter each day...
>>55213890
Do Americans not realise that the British still own America? Or do they just choose to ignore the fact?
>>55215341
You what mate?
Lol. you guys mock this guy, make memes of him. but he has a good haircut, intense abs and a hot girlfriend. what do you guys have?
>>55213890
Overexposure to guns and bibles have driven them slightly mad. Pretty alright overall though.
>>55214593
>I dislike any american that apologises for america or says they wish that it was more like europe.
That is nice to know.
Too many use ignorance of our countries history to act intelligent.
As a country? You took our place as the world empire. Your modus operandi isn't too different from what we did in the 18 and 19 centuries.
As a people I think there's a huge difference between you and us. I can relate to French, Italians, Dutch and you're a mixture of different European migrants but you're unlike any of them. I've met a few Americans in my life and the best way I can think of describing you is you're overly friendly to the point of being superfluous. Maybe that's just the way you socialise but I never felt Americans to be genuine in social settings. It's funny that most your whites are of German ancestry yet you're the polar opposite of Germans, who are mostly insufferable uptight little shits.
>>55215111
Trips of truth
>>55215341
God save the queen!
>>55215341
kek we just keep you around to make our wars look more legitimate
>>55215111
This.
America, for all its faults and all of its shortcomings is actually one of the best nations on earth.
My only problem with Americans, who can be hit and miss, but for the most part okay, is that they cannot take criticism.
It's really bizarre how upset they get whenever somebody criticizes America to the point where they think they're free, but it's almost deluded commie tier panic mode.
I know this is 4chan but wew
>>55215806
It had some cunts as Presidents. Eisenhower - had a tantrum because he couldn't tell Russia off.
Roosevelt - He started to fuck up America plus he was Dutch (extra points).
JFK - He was actually good, I'm just putting him up here because he has Irish blood.
Wilson - He was a bit of a cunt with the Treaty of Versailles, but generally, an alright POTUS.
>>55214811
Traitor! Only business is allowed there. No living!
I'd like to see you spell colour as 'color' (ugh).
