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Serious question: why does Trump have such shitty looking hair?
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Serious question: why does Trump have such shitty looking hair? You'd think someone with that much money would have decent looking hair.
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Ur gay
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>>55206366
They extracted it from his ass.
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>>55206366
baka desu senpai
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>>55206366
He has top tier hair m80.
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No idea. Stan Lee is the same way. Obvious scalp job scars that could be easily covered up, but he prefers looking like a sad used car salesman.
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Because his hair is iconic at this point.
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>>55206366
AYYLMAO
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>>55206366
It became synonymous with his brand.
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>>55206366
It's tied to his image now. It works kinda like a brand
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>>55206366

Real men don't care about their hair or if they are bald. Having to give a shit about your looks over your function are female traits.
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>>55206366
That's what he chooses. Why do you wear wooden shoes?
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>>55206366
They took it from your moms pubes
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>>55206366
dude he is 69 years old.. he's got better hair than most seniors
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>>55206520
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If he looked bald, he would look like a Brooklyn bouncher

>ey, ey, ey, break it up, ya losa!
>if i'm kickin yorass, forgeddaboudid, you schmuck!
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>>55206520
>Real men don't care about their hair
That's not an "I don't care" look, though. If anything, it looks like he cares a bit too much, spending hours each day combing it into that weird shape.
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>>55206366
it's a hairpiece and he probably paid a fortune for it, perfect for America, hyper expensive fake hair that looks bad and isn't fooling anybody
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>>55206366
It's peacock thing.
He said he will slick it back after becoming the president, like pic related.
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>>55206520
Yeah, clearly Donald doesn't care about how he looks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBo5SzkAfiI

>"I don't know I think I'm better looking than him [Marco Rubio]. Am I better looking than him?"

In addition to being utterly delusional he is incredibly vain. I bet he thinks he got his hot wives because he's good lucking, and not because they're gold-diggers.
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Because he knows that you know about his hair. But you can't do anything about it. And it's really some pretty nice hair, if you want to be honest about it.

Nothing. What did Nederlander ever do? I think it once had an empire. But maybe now it cares about Donald Trumps hair. To tell you the truth I don't care about either one. I don't get it.
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As others have said, it's part of his branding. It's recognizable and iconic. But it also acts as a useful lightning rod. It attracts criticism and marvel and sometimes mimicry, but it's okay because he made it so that he's 'in on the joke' because he admits his hair is strange and a focal point of his personality. It makes him come off as self-deprecating and endearing in an otherwise ocean of bombast and arrogance.
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>>55206744
That was a joke, you autist.
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>>55206589
*better wig
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>>55206744
Don't you have to be somewhere, like reddit?
Didn't know unicellular organisms could multitask.
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>>55206744
>those expressions
Sometimes it looks like he has no control over his face.
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>>55206744
Do you have ass-burgers? Like can you not understand things unless they're put in a literal sense? Because you definitely sound like an aspie if you can't into speech.
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>>55206799
Yes, clearly he was joking here too: http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/08/09/trump-its-hard-for-woman-to-attack-me-on-looks-because-im-so-good-looking/

>>55206862
>haha, I told him to go back to Reddit!

Only Redditors call Redditors Redditors, Redditor.
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>>55206915
Yes he was. Also when asked why he's number 1 in the polls, and he said "Because of my looks".
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Trump expert here.

Trump got a hair transplant (probably cost a fortune but hey, It's Trump) in the early 1990's when even the most expensive ones were performed rather poorly.

It's too late in his life now to do another hair transplant (not to mention it's obvious you've had one for a few weeks after the surgery) so he keeps it the way it is now.
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>>55206744
>and I'm not responding to you, I'm responding to people like you
>ok, you a little bit
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>>55207001
He's attacked Carly, Rand, Rubio, and probably others for their physical appearances. Any man who is so fixated on the way other people look as some serious insecurities about their own physical appearance. That's all I'm saying.
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>>55206915
Shhh, no tears. Now is not the time.
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>>55206915
>>55207129
>>55206862
>>55206744
>>55206673
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>>55206642

It's not a hairpiece. Its a very complex comb-over.

It's part of his brand, that's why he keeps it even though it's ridiculous.
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>>55207216
It's also the result of an early-tech hair transplant.

see

>>55207083
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It's a 0.1 percenter thing. You 99.9 percenters wouldn't understand.
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I want this
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>>55207127
Its just bants m8 hes using simple comedy to persuade voters with his impecable coolness.
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>>55207216

homeboy has a hairpiece I've seen him up close many times he's not fooling anybody and who cares if he does have a hairpiece he looks amazing it it
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>>55206629
well, maybe change it to "don't give a shit about other peoples opinion about it" then
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>>55207897
Sounds plausible. I guess it's just like how women spend hours putting on make-up only for themselves, and not because they're cripplingly insecure about their looks and entirely dependent on other people's approval.
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>>55206915
You dumb fuck

He keeps saying that because it's a humorous counter-troll
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