>Hello sir, my name is Fatma. I'm the doctor on duty today. What seems to be the problem?
My feet hurt.
>>55203897
Dr. Fatma, I'm CIA
I've had an erection for 4 hours. the label on my meds say I should come see you.
I'm sorry, I was waiting for an eye doctor, not a terrorist doctor.
>>55203897
Your takfir brand of Islam.
>>55203897
Not enough camels to buy your love from your father.
>>55203897
Sorry Fatma but no girls allowed, get back in the nursery.
>>55204113
She's a big doctor
>>55205529
For you.
>>55203897
When did I get to Britain?
>>55203897
> Hey, I just came from my last allahu ackbar job, could you help-me put all my pieces together?
>my asshole is itchy can you lick it?
>>55203897
I need a doctor, not a heretic.
>>55203897
Muh dick needs looked at.
>once alone
"I think there's something wrong with my ability to get an erection, would you mind checking it out?"
>check Arabs off the list
>>55205066
Fuck you bro I kekd so hard
>>55203897
>Shitty knock off brand of stethoscope
Like hell you're a doctor
>>55203897
It constantly feels like I'm squeezing steel wool between my buttcheeks.
I have the asshole of a 70 year old gay man living in the village.
When I wipe it fees like I'm scooping peanut butter out of shag carpet, yet there is still blood.
Can you find a 18 year old that died in a car accident and transplant his butthole onto me?
My asshole hurts from shitting out too much pork.
What would you suggest I do to make my shits hurt less, while maintaining my pork consumption?
>>55205732
This, I'm not even a doctor and I have a Littmann. Bitch is clearly an actress.
My race is dying
I was taking a shit and ran out of paper. So, i grabbed this quran i had gotten from some traveling muslims. Now my ass is bleeding from the paper cuts.
>>55205993
Have you considered consultation with Dr Zyklon Ben, sir?
>>55203897
I drank too much alcohol, my pores are sweating alcohol and I slipped on some bacon grease that is all over me.
>>55203897
Transport me to a different hospital.
