>Be me, betafag autist
>Have inhabited the living hell of the friendzone most of my life
>While more than 50% of marriages end in divorce, less than 6% of marriages where the woman is a virgin do. When both the man and women are virgins, that drops to 2%.
>Find a solid 6/10 nerdgirl with mental health issues and troubling Tumblerina tendencies
>She doesn't believe in sex before marriage
>We fall in love
>Both lose weight, quit our internet bullshit
>We talk about moving in together, and suddenly realize I want to marry her
>We have a civil service to get it done fast, just want to be together
>On our wedding night she freezes up, and breaks down. Can't have sex.
>She tells me she was raped by her father weekly from the age of 11 to 17
>She's in so much pain she can hardly breathe
>"I didn't tell you because I'm still a virgin, I didn't choose to have sex with anyone before you. I love you."
>Leave
>File for divorce the next morning
>Fucking whore
You should have stayed married and milked that guilt gravy train for a few months before dumping the cunt!
Cool story senpai
>>55201087
Today, in made up Australian bullshit that didn't happen, anon gets dumped because he can't fuck as good as his wife's dad.
>>55201087
Classic Australian post
>>55201087
>raped by her father weekly
>still a virgin
>>55201372
>>55201372
>anon gets dumped because he can't fuck as good as his wife's dad.
lel'd heartily. Why can't ausposters be as funny as you amerilols?
>>55201087
Australia, never fails to lower the bar with every post.
It's almost fascinating at this point.
>>55201087
It dont matter. Women are all the fucking same dude. Bang them, let them cook for you and at the first sign of trouble get fucking rid of them.
After I got burned by a long term relationship that has been my philosophy.
>>55201624
Teamwork.
>>55201506
Yeah I didn't get that part
>>55201372
I giggled out loud at this in Starbucks.
Dumped a girl because she got fucked by her former step dad consensually. She was a case study in red flags and totally didn't get why I thought she was trash after I heard that. Yes this happened in real life.
Women who doesn't want to have sex before marriage are either nuts, were raped, or brainwashed by their family.
>Be me, 17 years old.
>Meet girl online.
>She has selective mutism and can't speak to strangers.
>We become friends and fall in love.
>Because of her illness she's a virgin, I am because of shyness.
>We get together and move together.
>Loose virginity to each other (before marriage).
>Married now.
I'll enjoy my 2% divorce rate, mates.
>>55203029
What does she do for living?
>>55201087
Cvcked by your father-in-law.
An annulment would be easier than a divorce, that's assuming you didn't make the story up which we both know you did.
>>55204009
Mime
>>55201087
>true
>"raped"
Pick one, you were kucked from the before start.
Shit posting aussie
>>55201087
You should of milked the sex out of her
>>55201372
I once dated a girl who was molested by her dad from the age of 12-16
So op's story is not farfetched
He srill should of got some sex out of her before divorce
>>55204256
>should of
>>55201913
This
Women are only worth marrying if they pop out babys for you
If you need a friend get a dog or cat
If you need sex get a hooker or one night stand
>>55201372
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>>55201087
thats what you get for not marrying a Christian pleb
>>55202166
Thats common lots of step dads molest their teenage step daughters
>>55201506
Virginity is a social construct anon jesus. Do you even know the current year?!
>>55201087
>>Have inhabited the living hell of the friendzone most of my life
If you aren't ANZ shitter here's your answer.
>Leave
>File for divorce the next morning
Like a virg.. hmm even worse like a woman.
>>55204642
Well he did kiss her at 11 but they didn't do anything until she was 18 and they had consensual sex. This is a girl who doesn't know how to say no.
>>55204143
>Mime
God-fucking-dammit, my sides.
>>55204009
She stocking shelves to earn some money.
>>55204143
>>55201087
That's a messed up story aussiefag. She went through hell, and you had a moldable woman on your hands. She would have never left you, ever cheated and stayed by your side through anything.
Idiot 10/10
