Reasons to leave the USA and move to Canada. I'll start.
1. Much less chance of being shot to death on the street or while attending school.
Because it's 2015.
>>55196683
Reason to never live in Canada : pop culture is behind at least 3 years of America and they use dank memes
>current year
most handsome world leader
a flag we can wear proudly almost anywhere in the world and not be seen as moronic loudmouths
>>55196683
If you have to poop you can now poop in the designated ministry.
For a sec I thought that was a chick in spandex bending over.
>>55196683
Reasons to leave the Canada and move to USA. I'll start.
1. Freedom
2. Burgers
3. Help support trump
>>55197047
4. Gunz
>>55196683
Because it's 2015
real estate too expensive, storage costs on my dildos is too high
>>55196916
Same
420. DUDE WEED LMAO
Since I'm not a dindu who fights cops and I don't live around dindus or MS 13 beaners there's literally zero chance of me being shot, to death or any other way.
>>55197047
>2015
>Thinks USA is still #1 in freedumz
>>55197047
>Freedumb
I hope America empties their worst upon us the way Cuba did to them.
>>55197047
would move there.
FUCK CANADA
>>55196683
BECAUSE ITS 2015 COME ON LOOK AT HOW GREAT HIS HAIR IS
MOVE THEM NIGGERS NORTH
MOVE THEM NIGGERS NORTH
>>55197815
you should really do this america detroit even has a bridge you could vacate and rebuild your city symbolic of industry and the american dream
>>55196683
Reasons to stay in the USA
1. Weed man
2. It's THE YEAR THAT IT IS
Here's my first world breakdowns:
Europe:
>Poor: Great! So much free stuff!
>Middle-Class: Free to cheap education but hardly any social mobility, hard to get ahead, kebab or Southern Euros under cutting in many professional fields.
>Rich: Family has been wealthy since the 12th century, owns castles, pretty good.
Canada/Australia/NZ:
>Poor: Not great, gotta work harder to get ahead, but most would rather live in shit and buy scratch tickets and booze.
>Middle Class: Amazing life, cheap college, more social mobility than Europe, less taxes than Europe, yet still getting good single payer healthcare. Living the "American Dream".
>Rich: Good, but high taxes, not as many opportunities as the USA to make the big bux.
USA
>Poor: Might as well live in the third world. If you're smart enough and play your race card right you can move up. If you're poor and white you're fucked.
>Middle Class: Either terrible or good. Lots of social mobility if you get lucky. School is so expensive you'll be in debt forever unless you become rich. If you get sick things can get dicey unless you have great coverage. Seems every class in society is out to get you.
>Rich: The best, most fantastic country ever. America is for winners, and the winners are celebrated. If you're the best America is the best.
In short...
Europe is best for the poors.
Canada/Australia/NZ is the best for the middle class
USA is BY FAR the best for the rich and extraordinarily talented.
>>55197775
Can someone please make a
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE TIME TELLING WEED MAN
>>55197718
Yo New Zealand you should do it, if you are trying to make it go to NYC
Come to US, we need your kind unless your name is ahmed
>>55196683
Literally the most shitty reason you could give. Shit b8 is shit
>>55196804
Don't lie we all look like retards for voting in this idiot
Don't worry the diversity is coming to you as well.
>>55197454
>using a list that was made by a British think tanaka as a credible source
>>55196683
Reasons to not leave the US for Canada:
• Dude weed lmao
• Dude welcome Syrian & African refugees lmao
• Dude chinks everywhere lmao
• Dude gun control laws lmao
>>55196742
>>55196738
The year is 2015 and Canadians everywhere have just woken up from a 10 year long nightmare. A new fad overseas, particularly in Europe, called ‘democracy’ has hit this continent, seemingly, for the first time. The liberals are finally back in power as the North American economy is slowly dragging itself out of a recession. Gas is cheap, new Jurassic Park and Star Wars movies are being made, and to the south a Clinton and a Bush are in the presidential race... It feels like the 90s are back!
I gained a lot of faith in Canada and our people in the 2015 campaign. When faced with divisive politics, fear-mongering and misinformation, we stood up and slapped that nonsense out of our government. That racist shit don't fly in Canada, its twenty-fucking-fiftee! We made a bold decision and chose a positive message. I've never been more proud of Canadians than I was after the election! We don't tolerate bigotry and racism here. We are proud multicultural people from every walk of life and this has finally been reflected in our governments Cabinet as well. A Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian.
>>55200547
>2015
>Taking the bait this hard
>Duuuuude Weeeeed lmao
>>55200163
mad
>>55196742
>pop culture
good goy
>>55196738
DUDE
>>55200547
>tanaka
Something on your mind there, pal?
>>55201144
Must be because of his level of insulin.
>>55196683
dude weed lamo
>>55201144
>>55201476
Fucking lol I didn't even notice that
Nah, just on my phone it got autocorrected to gfs name
Whoops
But anyways
>>55201003
Yup, because using a valid counter argument in a discussion is "taking bait"
If you guys have an unbiased source then maybe I'll believe you
>>55201053
weed?
>>55196683
>Be canadian
>Get arrested for voicing a dissenting opinions
>>55196738
/thread
>>55196683
Reason#1 for not living in Canada. ..cannot call a nigger, a nigger.
#2, 5000 dollar fine, and or 3 years in jail for not completing long form census
#3 liberals trying to take your guns
#4 overrun by third world garbage in every major city
#5 welfare Indians have special rights
#6, high taxes
#7, prime minister is the son of a kek, well probably Brian Jones
#8 only Quebecers have the right to be prime minister.
#9 cold winters like Minnesota, but worse.
#10, prime minister is a faggot, whose mother was a confirmed slut, pic related
people that think canada is a decent country honestly should fuck off and move there
