https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9qTl2y-aes
>that passive aggressive attack on the dyke
>that bernie sanders endorsement
>that absolute destruction of the hipster faggot at the end of the video
sam hyde is bringing shitlordism into the real world
I think he might be a successful actor one day. I've been watching the thankscomputer skits he's featured in. Officer Maggot and Father Figure are my favorites.
God bless this man. Here's hoping World Peace really takes off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt19Vp9uBiQ
>>55194299
i fucking loved moms
he was recently on gavin mccinnes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZekZbKomFA
Based Hyde
Reminder that the only people who hate Sam are effeminate liberals and pony fuckers
>>55194229
Sam, are you going to do a show at Rutgers?
>>55194229
This isn't even funny, it's stupid.
It's so hilarious to talk like that.
It's so hilarious to act like someone who is mentally handicapped because they can control it.
Some of Sam's videos are funny but this one is horribly stupid.
>>55194528
I thought this originally. but you have to watch the whole video.
its an attack on certain people in the room.
>>55194528
So it's okay to make fun of blacks, women, and gays, but not okay to make fun of retards? If you're gonna laugh when someone makes fun of other people, you shouldn't get mad when they make fun of you
>>55194354
I mostly love the videos where he just rambles on and he starts spouting gold out of nowhere and doesn't realize it.
This is my favorite (it gets great around 4:30): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuZBgxTwtIE
>>55194626
>So it's okay to make fun of blacks, women, and gays, but not okay to make fun of retards
Where did I say it's not okay, idiot?
I said it's stupid.
>>55194229
He is pretty good at pissing people off.
>>55194745
It was implied by your tears
>>55194229
Hes a grade A edgelord and I love him
I can't fucking wait until his show is on Adult Swim.
their comedy album was good. This just makes me laugh so fucking hard, I don't know why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvOCCdEePSE
>>55194820
>my tears
I would think a comedian would want feedback.
Because I think the act was stupid, unlike you, that must mean my opinion states that I think it was wrong and I thus must be crying.
You are a god damn retarded, literally.
Learn to fucking read.
Sam Hyde has genius acts. Like his Ted talk, migrant crisis, Mike Brown, Privileged White Male Triggers Oppressed Victims, etc.
This isn't one of them. It wasn't funny, it was bad.
>>55194528
Did you miss the punchline when he fully endorses Bernie Sanders. Like if he didn't do that I'd agree with you it would be stupid but I imagine he was setting up for something at the end and he delivered.
This guy is not even funny
>>55195137
>being this offended
>ever
Dude, go back to tumblr, crybaby
This guy is incredibly unfunny, he's the worst of the new alternative comedy gang.
Why do you think it's funny to people dyke looking girls?
Like I would have laughed if there was an actual joek, but there wasn't one.
What are they saying at the end? All I could make out is GET OFF THE STAGE FAGGOT
>>55194229
OMFG that ending
>>55194299
They're getting their own show on adult swim
>>55195310
If the majority of 4chan users were as retarded as you, I would go to tumblr but thank god they aren't.
>>55195415
who are better comedians?
nice thread sam
"durr hurrr i'm a retard"
then i skipped ahead to 'where that dude got owned'
it was just you and your friend yelling at him and calling him a faggot.
also who the fuck calls someone a 'beta' or a 'kek' in real life.
jesus christ. i've been browsing /b/ since 2004 and /new-pol/ since the beginning, but this might be the worst thread of them all.
>>55195603
You just used the word retarded. Do you realize how big of a hypocrite that makes you?
>>55195707
Never stop posting faggot.
>>55195137
Yes, it was tremendously stupid. He went full retard.
But I appreciate the bitter satire. His point is to go up and do the most ridiculous offensive comedy regardless of how shit it is, just to spite the dykes and fags who care more than an actual retard would
And that's pretty funny. Not genius, but funny.
>>55195415
My only beef with him is that between him and Gavin McIness I really hope a new trend of right wing hipsters isn't becoming a new thing. These are hipsters who consider themselves right wing but support gay marriage and all left wing ideology but they are right wing because they want "men to be men" again.
I will never understand the "haha it's just satire" argument when he's pointing out the liberal hypocrisy perfectly. He does it even himself afaik.
>>55196287
speaking about this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyE78eyFRa8
>>55195894
>but they are right wing because they want "men to be men" again
Way more than that; they're individualists to the core, pro-capitalist and pro-civil liberties. Besides the traditionalists, I'm sure most on the right are like that.
>>55196287
>I will never understand the "haha it's just satire" argument when he's pointing out the liberal hypocrisy perfectly.
Yup. That's why I think his Migrant Crisis act is top notch where as I think this act in OP is bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi-U6hwQRiU
>>55194229
Fuck I love his videos
BTFO Bernie Sanders hahahahahaha
MDE is fucking hilarious as shit. Someone should link the immigrant crisis one
>>55195858
Christ, this 4chan snake-sucking-its-own-dick shit is getting really saddening now. You are so desperate to kiss this guy Sam Hyde's ass that you have forgotten how to use the most basic English vocabulary. If something is "shit" and "stupid", as you yourself admit this was, then it certainly isn't "bitter satire" and it isn't even "comedy". I don't describe a five-year-old screaming "Mommy I did a poo!" over and over again as he revolves on a playground roundabout as "comedy", even if ten other five-year-olds are hanging aroung sniggering and giggling at the first fifty or sixty "poo!"s.
Having looked at some of the videos in other threads showing the kind of crazy feminazi batshit-SJW shit that's going on in the world, I'm almost willing to give Hyde and his buddies the benefit of the doubt about the boy-haired lesbians and the hipster Sanders voters in the audience being lousy stupid evil contemptible people. But if they are those things, then they need to be effectively taken down a peg or two and Hyde achieved exactly the opposite with this shit. The "dyke" was able to stare at him with calm and withering contempt because his retard act really was just too dumb and boring and unoriginal to merit any sort of reaction and because she could sense that everyone in the room - except for Hyde himself and a couple of cocksucking lackeys he'd brough along - knew it. He didn't "own" the dyke. She "owned" him. And making PC dykes and hipsters feel even more smug and in the right than they already do is the last thing /pol/ needs to be doing right now. So lay off the Hyde cock-sucking eh?
>>55196310
THERE IT IS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>55196390
You can't be "pro-capitalist" and not acknowledge that SJW bullshit from "gay rights" or "womans rights" activists are fucking with companies and the individual now. Do you know that the government isn't directly breaking the 1st amendment but when Obama pushes race bullshit in Ferguson and other places and pokes the racial beehive to the point that you make a facebook post saying that you thought the people in Ferguson were wrong and you get demonized and lose your job that was Obama circumventing the 1st amendment by proxy. Someone like Gavin will never touch this because nah man the gays and blacks are cool just like us
>>55194229
Fuck off Ashley, no one cares about Sam
>>55196842
I'm sorry I don't really follow you. If gay or women activists don't use governmental force or impede markets, then yes they can coexist with capitalism (albeit to a very reduced role). I haven't seen much Gavin material, but while maybe not to your level of race realism he is still far from an egalitarian.
>>55196842
It's like you don't even read Gavin's regular columns on Takimag.
911 Bombstrap video was fucking art, Charls is so fucking batshit, watching him is almost meditative.
Sam, where's Nick, you ain't tight no more family?
>>55194229
sam hyde is god
>>55195415
yeah idk i chuckled a little bit but im also pretty drunk
>amerifat humor
>>55196816
>being this butt blasted
>not understanding irony
Satire uses humour to point out folly and deride people. Yes, the act he's doing is just stupid, but it's the crowd's reaction that is funny, Sam doesn't have to do anything other than be as grossly offensive as possible
I for one do find "fuck her right in the pussy" to be hilarious. You are just being another cu.ck
>>55194528
dyke in the audience detected
literally read that in her voice
>>55196842
>Gavin on gays and women
He's the same as you, bruh. Don't know why you'd think any different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuTWMMpv4yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FCLkZKIJF4
On top of that, Gavin's the most open anti-trans "celebrity" I can think of aside from Ben Shapiro and Mike Huckabee.. and Snoop Dogg.
He doesn't touch the blacks, though; that's Cumia's job.
>>55196842
>Thinking Sam Hyde actually hates gays and blacks and women and Muslims etc
It's satire you mong. He is doing it to point of the absurdities and hypocrisy among lefties and SJWs to try and balance out their craziness/stupidness and appeal to young people who may fall victim to that mentality with wacky goof and spoof jokes. He is also vehemently against censorship and political correctness for its own sake so he goes to extremes to prove his points. A lot of the humor comes from people getting butthurt and/or bewildered by his act, not the act itself.
>>55202028
should be "point out", not "point of", sorry
>yfw the glory of World Peace descends upon the masses on adult swim™, instantly inciting global race wars and finally allowing the jewish goldstein family to reign supreme
That was just annoyinng
>>55194229
Godspeed Sam
>>55194313
This shit is gold. Sam has balls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpRaX7gCU-Y
>>55194229
>"GET OFF THE STAGE FAGGOT!"
>>55200021
I don't think you "find" anything anything. You are just running through a pre-programmed reaction that was dictated to you by your peer-group, in this case /b/tards and /pol/ browsers of the dumber, more infantile type.
You've been told that Sam Hyde is "based" so whatever he does will elicit a bleat of "based based I kekd lol so funny so edgy so cool" from you just because you hear all the other little edgekids bleating along with you.
He could get up on stage and do material stolen from John Oliver, or just stand there silently, or read out the Communist Manifesto and you would still bleat "so funny so edgy so ironical so based I kekd"
He could be - and here he actually IS - totally owned by a PC feminist (who just cooly treats him with the contempt he deserves); he could be first verbally and intellectually and then physically dominated by some young hipster student from the audience; he could be publicly shown up and run rings round and humiliated and beaten on his own stage and you would still be bleating "lol look how he owned them love this guy top kek"
You're a fucking child. Get the fuck off this board and back to kidergarten.
>>55201479
>openly admits to being a Knight of Columbus
trashed at the speed of light
>>55195137
did you miss the punchline?
Eh, this was okay. Not Sam at his best.
Boiston Paul was much funnier, and the ISIS guy.
>>55203123
i agree, but i can still appreciate it especially for the last guy with a beard, what he said basically summed up why sam does bits like this.
"yeesh that other guy was pretty offensive. anyway it was my day off from work today and i spent the entirety of it asleep. my life consists of going to work and being asleep, and when i see someone say something off color i dont know how to handle it"
>>55195415
Its anti comedy. The joke is that people are being subjected to this. It's not funny lol
>>55202703
>You're a fucking child. Get the fuck off this board
B-but this board is for children!
>>55203123
>Boiston Paul
loved it, but i'm really disappointed that i didn't go to one of those shows now since i live about an hour away. there'd probably be hours of faggots between him though, come to think of it
>>55203350
maybe most of the set, but the punchline was him supporting sanders
>>55195894
And we hate black lives matter/white people getting shamed for being white/forced 'people of colour' quotas/big government
We're independent, not c U c ks or dinosaur republicans who believe the Bible, are pro-life, think weed is evil, etc.
>>55195616
Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker is everything Sam Hyde wishes he could be
https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/3luw09/is_mde_becoming_more_right_leaning_from_a/cva0nd2
>>55203884
i don't think he does much if anything political though. also their comedy is pretty different.
>>55202703
Ahaha you are basically the dyke at this point. You think she "owned" him by being unresponsive, when really she was just being autistic and humiliated. And you are just being a bitch. So strong. So brave.
I do not worship Sam, most of his LOL SO RANDOM videos are absolute garbage with no real meaning, total incoherency. But in his stand up he makes an effort to have an actual point.
And you have demonstrated his point by being a faggot getting wound up over nothing
What was Sam's point here?
To be offensive/unfunny and then bully crowd members with his imposing 6'2" frame?
Hilarious.
Making fun of the dyke was funny.
But his stand up wasn't. Walking around like a retard wasn't funny. He had ONE joke. The Bernie Sanders thing. Which was funny.
His dick riding followers are annoying as fuck too.
>>55202699
"NO, YOU'RE A KEK"
This audience is literally /pol/, I love it.
>>55204559
I mean CÜCK of course, I keep forgetting about the gay filters.
How does this faggot have so many retard followers on 4chan?
He's not funny. Tim & Eric shit all over this faggot
Politically speaking, there's MUCH more coherent, articulate, etc. people.
Complete neckbeard fedoras like this guy.
>>55204314
Why are people who missed the obvious punchline at the end trying to act above something astronomically obvious that managed to fly over their heads? You just look dumb.
>>55204559
now i'm bummed that i didn't go again, could've met some boston polacks and from the sound of it some qt girls to boot
>>55204660
this board has id's btw. unless you're just a spamming 2 year old or something, which would explain the tim and eric obsession
>>55204314
Pretty much. What he just did would be considered ultra offensive in the increasing PC climate. Which is pretty sad really when you think about it.
He was probably trying to offend people in the crowd while also setting up the one single joke in the set at the end.
I fucking love sam hyde but I'm afraid that he's playing to his audience too much.
He's better than that and focusing on politically incorrect 4chan humor may make him stagnate.
>>55204754
Because it took 6 minutes of cringeworthy acting retardedness to get to one mediocre joke.
>>55204956
>>55204754
What was the "joke" a the end? I turned off when people started yelling 'GET OFF THE STAGE FAGGOT' to that guy.
Anyone who approves of that is a degenerate.
This one was way funnier:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX6SZbX_s5A
>>55205021
It's fine to not like the joke. It might not be your style, you might think it's all dumb, etc. I'm not talking about that; I'm talking about people who didn't know there was a punchline that complained about the whole skit.
>>55205045
The punchline was before that. It was just 5 minutes of awkward retard bumbling leading up to a Sanders endorsement. It's okay to think that isn't funny, but it came out of nowhere and made me laugh a bit since the original setup is that it will be this pointless retard bit for the whole thing.
yes that guy was lame
>>55205009
bernie sanders is sort of a safe target. boiston paul wasn't political. the terrorist thing laid it on thick, but that's 1/3 skits.
>>55194229
Not funny.
Attacking ppl as a character and not as himself cuz hes a pussy
>>55205314
>The punchline was before that. It was just 5 minutes of awkward retard bumbling leading up to a Sanders endorsement.
Oh, that is kind of funny actually.
Still really cringing at those people yelling "GET OFF THE STAGE FAGGOT!"
Sam seems like the type of guy who would support himself in his own thread with a VPN.
He's also going to be on Adult Swim, which is about as far past its sell-by date as a network as the Simpsons is as a show.
Doin' it all the wrong way, man.
>>55205442
That guy is acting just like an annoying leftist but is too blind to see it. To be fair that comedian he shouted at might have been going at it for awhile, but eh.
>>55195187
>>55195415
The joke is that retards are funny because they're retarded and stuff. Haha! Kick the retard. We should make it legal to torture and kill them because they're so stupid.
And then he says vote Bernie! Haha! Do you get it? let me explain. He's saying that retards vote for Bernie Sanders! Haha! You get it now! Hahahahahahaha best comedian ever, sick new brand of 'comedy' donate to Sam Hyde here if you want to never see your money again! Epic simply epic
>>55195894
>My only beef with him is that between him and Gavin McIness I really hope a new trend of right wing hipsters isn't becoming a new thing.
I saw him on an interview show with Gavin McIness, that weirdo fruitcake beach boy Milo, and a porn star who showed her pussy. Sam was wearing a 1920s newsboy cap and smoking a pipe or something.
These guys are to the new right what people like Brianna Wu and Anita Sarkeesian are to the left.
I seriously hope this shit doesn't become a trend. No way do I want these douchebags representing us.
the genesis of retard kyle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR_si84T1-8
"Retard Kyle is a dynamic, fresh character, who loves to put a smile on peoples' faces, check him out!"
>>55194229
Mr hyde if your in the thread
whats your routine, you getting big son
>>55205442
Haha yeah why were they saying get off the stage? It's almost as if they were expecting something funny!
The audience needs to learn to take a joke, even when there are no jokes
>>55204242
>But in his stand up he makes an effort to have an actual point.
Haha yeah it was cutting satire wasn't it? She had short hair and the absolute madman pointed it out
POINTED IT THE FUCK OUT! Based, kek, :')
literally pretending to be retarded
there is nothing based about this
>>55205860
See how upset you are at this?
That's the reaction he wanted. He doesn't even care if people in the room are laughing or not. Mission accomplished. You're a cuk
Gotta love 'ironically unfunny' comedy.
Then when people say it's good, you win!
When people say it's bad, what are they, OFFENDED? Some kind of SJW? You just don't 'get it', it wasn't 'trying to be funny' it was 'taking the piss out of the audience'... you win!
>>55194229
>Having autism on stage is considered stand-up these days
>>55204242
Well, I WOULD be "getting wound up over nothing" if I were getting "wound up" over the video - because what the guy has to offer here is pretty much nothing.
But what I am actually getting "wound up" about is how tragically clearly a thread like this demonstrates that a board like /pol/ - which was once a board that valued and demonstrated independent thinking - is being overrun by a bunch of mindless parroting little fanboys like yourself.
If I am misportraying you, please prove it by explaining to me what "point" he was making in this stand-up that was worth all the "effort" that he put into it.
Was it the "point" that college-educated lesbians often find loud young men strutting around doing poor imitations of people with Downs Syndrome boring, completely unamusing and morally questionable?
Well, I suppose he can be considered to have made THAT point fairly successfully - but there needs no retard, my lord, come from the grave to tell us THIS.
I'm afraid that, unlike you, I see no "humiliation" for the girl, or any "autism", in her sitting there coolly looking at him make a complete prat of himself, joking and sneering about touching her breast without actually being "ballsy" enough to dare to do so.
Let's apply Popper's very red-pilled "falsification principle" to your thesis that Sam Hyde struck a blow for reason and "humiliated a PC dyke" here. What reaction on her part would have counted, for you, as a NON-"humiliation" for her? She plainly wasn't triggered by him at all. She didn't shout or scream or hit him. She just failed to show even the least amusement at something that just wasn't amusing.
Can you not recognize the sterile, circular fanboy logic here? If she engages with him, Sam Hyde wins because she's "butthurt". If she doesn't, Sam Hyde wins because she's "autistic" So basically, any moron can start jumping around in front of anyone farting in their face and they win BOTH if they get a reaction AND if they don't.
>>55206045
So it would be better if they wore solid color t-shirts and basketball shorts and worked in IT, got it.
>>55194229
>6:00
Did that guy call him a kek? lel
>>55206045
>These guys are to the new right what people like Brianna Wu and Anita Sarkeesian are to the left.
And by that I mean they're all attention-whores, clowns, and con artists.
Especially Sam. He's not even shy about stealing money from his fans, unlike losers such as Brianna and Anita who disguise their gig with shit like Patreon and Kickstarter.
Sam did it the old-fashioned way like a 1990s late-night infomercial hustler and ripped at least $20k from his fan for t-shirts, videos, etc. that he never delivered.
Fuck me if this low-rent dimwit ever becomes the face of the young right.
Sam Hyde might well be the Hitler we've all been waiting for.
>>55206237
>jokes on them I was being retarded on purpose
Such bullshit. I hear this every time he posts some shitty standup, this weasel excuse that he's just' trying to offend people'. Fuck off, he loves it when people laugh. He's contantly commenting on what kind of reception he receives. He does think what he does is funny at face value. You're the cuk for being thick enough to buy the oldest excuse in the book
>>55206318
Cool essay bro
>>55203704
>I don't know what "cognitive dissonance" is because MGMT never wrote a song about it
Damn....
This one is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yFhR1fKWG0
>>55194313
>instantly starts ripping on homos
jesus christ this guy, what a king
>>55206318
This. No one on fucking /pol/ is gonna be offended by a retard impression, just sad that /pol/ is now literally a circlejerk against anything that vaguely resembles something progressive.
There is literally nothing Sam can do that these blithering fucks won't think is 'ironically funny' on some level, and nothing that girl could have done that wouldn't have been her getting DESTROYED because DUDE short hair lmao
>>55206356
>So it would be better if they wore solid color t-shirts and basketball shorts and worked in IT, got it.
LOL. That's the kind of connection only a complete haywire schizo would make. Not only is it mostly irrelevant, it's so highly detailed.
>Not posting the absolute gold
know your MDE senpai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLb7mgYU-qI
>>55206254
it's okay if you don't find it funny, but why'd you make the same sarcastic response again?
>>55206664
You realize you are on /pol/ too, right?
>>55206506
Wow that's deep as fuck.
>>55206672
How many fucking youtube channels do they have
>>55194354
Holy fucking kek
>>55206672
im really hoping the show is similar to stuff from this
https://youtu.be/KWUWnT2sAso?t=44
>>55205329
He is himself.
>>55194354
HOLY FUCK THAT IS HILARIOUS
>>55206671
So first post you made fun of their appearance/occupations and equated them to fraudulent feminists, and second post you're calling me weird in a passive aggressive way. Why not elaborate, puss?
>>55204660
tim and eric is faggot humor
>>55206773
the original MDE got taken down by tumblr report-spamming it so during the period it was down, several people made backup reupload channels
>>55206707
>it's okay if you don't find it funny
Yeah glad I have your permission, not that I needed it, cunt
>>55206714
What a fantastic point you just made. Yeah I'm allowed to post things on /pol/ that criticise /pol/, but thanks for proving my point about the circlejerk
To those of you saying the Retard Kyle standup wasn't funny. Before the show, Sam said it wouldn't be funny and he's just workshopping the character.
>pic related
He does this a lot, which is why he has so many vertical videos where he's just rambling and doing voices. Almost all his videos are spur of the moment practice for ideas he might use in actual finished content.
>>55206237
Are you 12?
Do you even know what you THINK you mean when you say "That's the reaction he wanted"?
Are you suggesting that the people expressing dislike for him in this thread are doing so because we think imitating retarded people makes someone a "bad person"?
Then I'm surprised that YOU are not personally offended by him because that clearly makes you retarded.
Nobody is pissed at him for being "offensive". People are pissed at him for being a narcissistic prick with nothing in the least bit funny or interesting or challenging to say who thinks he can build a lucrative career as a walking, talking bedroom mirror for 4chan kids who hit puberty too late for rickrolling and Boxxy and now have to make do with badtaste memes about the Holocaust.
Or are you really saying that THAT is "the reaction he wanted" - open contempt for his sad need for F-list-celebrity pseudo-fame and pseudo-validation?
Wow, how "ironic" of him...
>>55207064
Makes sense why the only funny part was his one joke.
Making fun of the Dyke was just improv. He probably only uploaded the set because of the guys reaction too.
>>55203350
The joke is that you're too stupid to understand the joke.
>>55207064
>workshopping
>ideas
Dont insult me. Sam Hyde is not that deep
>>55207058
Nice!
>>55207230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7updgTRSU
compared to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxK1abRYXJo
>>55207058
/pol/ is not one person. You're here arguing against the majority, no one is stopping you, and several people are listening to you. Don't pretend that there's some intro to /pol/ manifesto that you werent let in on.
A lot of people just don't agree with you.
>>55207064
No shit he's going to say "this isn't funny" before doing a set that isn't funny, he's not stupid enough to not stack the deck a bit before people call him out on being boring.
The set was incredibly unfunny to the point where you could understand why some of the audience and other comedians were upset. It was like watching a bad /pol/ post by a person who just got to the board via knowyourmeme. Sam's capable of doing the edgy /pol/ shtick well so it's unfortunate to see him flail around on stage for a few minutes wasting everyone's time.
>>55206955
>So first post you made fun of their appearance/occupations and equated them to fraudulent feminists,
I said nothing about their occupations, other than describing the woman as a porn star, which seems appropriate when you consider that her entire contribution to the discussion was spread her vagina for the amusement of three middle-aged creep.
And Sam is in every way the equivalent to an Anita Sarkesian or Brianna Wu. He's a ham-handedly political, dimwitted con artist.
>and second post you're calling me weird in a passive aggressive way. Why not elaborate, puss?
I didn't call you weird; I called you a schizo. And certainly not in a passive-aggressive manner.
All you faggots are being real mean to retard kyle. He's a good guy and a great human being. I'd like to see you catch a laugh at a comedy club, even a fucking retard can do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX6SZbX_s5A
moms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8
officer maggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-nniO1WN4
>>55194229
>act like a literal retard
>vote for bernie sanders!
>>55207073
I don't think you're actually familiar with MDE's body of work.
>>55207549
Officer maggot can't be beat. Officer maggots in the streets.
Enforcing the law, watch out brah!
Officer maggots gonna put ya to sleep!
>>55194229
>le talking like a retard is funny and creative and wasn't something everyone already played out in middle school!
Holy shit now we have shitty comedians trying to viral on /pol/ now?
>>55207481
>>55207549
It's funny how all these new IDs from foreign countries keep popping up to post Sam's greatest hits ITT despite having posted nothing at all in this very long thread until just now.
Turn off the VPN, Sam.
his best vid tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOcojcnLTWk
>>55207738
and now people liking what you don't like is conspiracy. get over yourself faggot
>>55207740
Click this guy's user ID and read the posts he's made in this thread.
Tell me this isn't Sam Hyde.
You're a fucking faggot, dude. Stop marketing your shit here.
>>55207738
>foreign ids
sam is a global star faggot get over yourself
>>55207707
Almost like he was making some kind of point.
>act like retard
>situation gets awkward and embarrassing
>VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS
>>55207827
>get over yourself faggot
>>55207889
>faggot get over yourself
Heh.
>>55207413
Never mind I saw your actual second post.
>I didn't call you weird; I called you a schizo. And certainly not in a passive-aggressive manner.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/connotation
And yeah you were being passive aggressive, which everyone else can readily see, but you did back up your original point (don't know enough about Sam's exploits to comment), so I'll give you that.
>>55207976
you are legit retarded man
>>55207958
All of that needless obnoxious lead in for just a "Retards vote for BS" joke. This isn't stand up comedy. This is a fucking farce. Could have been done in 2 sentences with just normal stand up speech and without making a "funny" character skit.
>>55207873
k sorry
>>55208117
>Could have been done in 2 sentences
But it wasn't.
It was misdirection.
Hilarious and embarrassing juvenile comedy.
Slightly hinted at political perspective in not being able to identify whether certain members of the crowd were men or women.
And then delivered.
He did it his way, and it was funny.
>>55208008
>passive aggressive
There is nothing passive-aggressive about directly calling something a schizo to their face.
I was not implying that you are weird or strange. I stated very clearly that you are a schizo -- a schizophrenic -- because of the largely irrelevant, and strangely detailed reply. Largely irrelevant because I mentioned nothing about their occupations, strangely detailed should be obvious.
This is something a schizophrenic brain does. I was not being passive-aggressive; you are likely a schizo.
>>55202028
What are you talking about? Did you even read his post?
>>55208098
>you are legit retarded man
No, I'm not.
But you're definitely a schizo.
>>55206380
>Sam did it the old-fashioned way like a 1990s late-night infomercial hustler and ripped at least $20k from his fan for t-shirts, videos, etc. that he never delivered.
i thought he was planning to make a pony-fucking MMO
>>55208098
he's probably a newfag who doesn't know foreigners post on 4chan desu
>>55208251
>identifying schizophrenia from an anonymous person with a few lines of text
This is embarrassing dude, just stop.
>>55207642
Not in its entirety, I have to admit. I've seen a few of Hyde's YouTube videos, or as many minutes of them as I could stand watching. His Spiel reminds me of some of these dudes you meet in Tinychat rooms who've got a whole routine in their pocket - that they probably practice in front of their bedroom mirror - that enables them to make themselves the cool-as-fuck alpha male in any chatroom in ten minutes flat. In that world, I have no doubt, Hyde would be the creme de la creme.
But what I don't think he's even begun to realize yet - and his fanboys have even less - is that there's a fuck of a long way between a bunch of NEET 25-year-olds honing their bantz in their mothers' basements and the kind of league that Lenny Bruce or today, say, someone like Chris Morris plays in.
If you can show me something of his that rises above the level of dry, sneering, Tinychat chatroom zingers, please do. But nothing I've seen yet in this thread does that.
>>55194229
>/b/-tier edgelord shit
>>55208376
>i thought he was planning to make a pony-fucking MMO
That was another scam.
He scammed his own fans for about $20k in merchandise that was never delivered. This was over two years ago, and he still makes vague promises to this day that it'll all be delivered soon.
>>55208251
you have no idea what schizophrenia looks like. especially in this scenario
>>55208414
>This is embarrassing dude, just stop.
Absolutely. Profiling and contextual analysis are important parts of my real-life job. I've not been wrong yet.
>>55208527
>you have no idea what schizophrenia looks like. especially in this scenario
I'm quite sure I do.
i love that gavin mcinnes let his son out of the cage for that bit at the end, real funny
>>55207707
>This thread
>Thread yesterday of two comedy shows gone wrong
Yeah, I'm starting to think that.
>>55208491
i would like some source on this. i support sam but i'm not into dishonesty. especially stealing from your own fans.
>>55194229
This thread is appearing on multiple boards and advertises a comedian that is getting a show.
Confirmed shill
>>55208846
And you can't really ban the fucker, either, because he's obviously behind a $10-a-month VPN account.
>>55209021
Take it from someone with a VPN. 99 percent of VPN IPs are banned on 4chan. They specifically ban VPNs.
I can't even use my VPN on 4chan.
>>55208806
I don't have any readily available, sorry. Just do some light reading about him through Google. Specifically, +t-shirts and +kickstarter (he took over $12k about two years ago for a miniseries he has yet to produce but still promises is "coming soon") and several thousand more $ in t-shirts and whatnot - the majority of which were never shipped and will never be shipped.
seems like a lot of shilling is going on here
>>55209092
Nonsense. With any good commercial service, more are added every day.
Does anyone know anything about Sam? How does he support himself? Is he from a wealthy family? How does this guy survive.
Stand-up is a poor medium of choice for this kind of stuff. Really autistic t.b.h. family.
>>55194313
That ending was hilarious with the dyke
>Hey I think you're real cool what's your Tumblr?
>I barely use it anymore.
>>55207549
>shilling this hard
>>55204007
>not getting that Sam Hyde takes the piss out of both sides of the argument
Sam Hyde is never sincere. Ever. He ridicules everything on both sides and that's why he shits all over all other comedians.
He's on a level with Andy Kaufman.
>>55208419
I will. He does a lot of iPhone improv videos that honestly are annoying. There's also genuine productions with indie film people that are impressive.
Heres a heartwarming video about how a recently divorced dad ruins his son's perception of women:
https://youtu.be/ZtzNEE2Esbc
Anyone in or pursuing higher education should watch this:
https://youtu.be/QKwMFas9XnY
This one is pretty good study in suspense:
https://youtu.be/ht2cmKLA1cM
>>55194229
>le inconvenience man
>>55209132
i'll look it up later, thanks.
The butthurt reactions even in threads like these make it even more funny!
One of the few comedians that actually makes me laugh.
>>55194229
sam hyde is NOT funny. this isnt funny, his ted talk wasnt funny, he wasnt funny on gavins podcast, he wasnt funny. sam hyde was never funny. sam hyde isnt funny.
he always comes here to try to get prepubes to laugh at him because his peers reject him.
>>55209848
Nah he's legit redpilled.
He called the dude a kek and beta because he was saying you shouldn't make fun of disabled people.
>sam still shills here
It's not even subtle god damn
>>55210149
People genuinely like his videos and he has mentioned in videos that MDE relies on word of mouth publicity.
His fans literally just do the shilling for him.
Americans really, really, really, really suck at comedy. I'm not gonna stop saying it. Holy shit. Leave it to us.
>>55194229
If that fucking turncoat faggot didn't get rid of Knights and Dames in australia I would ask Tony Abbott to make Sam Hyde a Knight of Australia.
Fuck i hate republican scum, MONARCHY FOREVER!
>>55209850
My favorite thing is when Sam corpses and they keep it in. Its the best.
>>55210368
>Americans really, really, really, really suck at comedy
Thank you for Seth Rogan and Jim Carry!
Also, notice how its all europoors who dont get this joke or understand comedy in general. Britbongs need someone being a snarky queen calling people stupid, anything else and they dont get it.
>>55195137
>>55195415
>Hans
>Lecturing others about comedy
Your nation has no fucking sense of humour, and you're metaphorically spreading your asscheeks for Ahmed by inviting almost a million shitskin 'refugees' to your country.
Get fucked, Krauts.
Can someone explain to me what happens at the end? Why did the guy tell that guy to get off the stage faggot. I can't tell you western people apart.
>>55210294
its true, his fans are pathetic
>>55196816
>>55202703
>>55206318
>>55207073
>>55208419
>typical french kekold
>>55196310
>Mossad? Yes this is ISIS
Perfect.
>>55210520
> only speak one language and has limited culture like 95% of americans
I feel bad for you, quebec has the best comedians, too bad you only speak american.
>>55211022
>this pathetic response
>bragging about fucking quebec comedians over american ones
quebec IS a joke.
>>55210810
He was calling out Sam saying you shouldn't make fun of disabled people. A comedian, telling other people that disability is off limits is such a dumb thing to do.
Then when he was getting booed and heckled for being an idiot he started calling the audience dick suckers because they were Sam's fans and laughed at his stuff and not at his own.
>These kekolds not liking Sam
A lot of his videos are pretty shitty. Generally however, his higher quality ones (in terms of resolution/video quality/etc) are exceptions to the rules. His standup material also quite clearly has the makings of someone with a lot of potential; his pacing is good, he knows how to read his crowds. Plays along with them when it suits, ignores them when there are good laughs to be had (and build up to).
Even if you disagree with all of that, however, he is fucking USEFUL. Comedy has been the weapon of the Left for fucking decades; the greatest method of defence is attack, and with comedy the Left have been able to successfully attack traditions/customs/norms/etc with ease.
In almost every sense, this method is what won things for them. That's why Left-wing comedy is so shit nowadays; there's nothing really left to attack, they've destroyed (or suppressed) the subjects of their humour. Now that the Left have won (or are very close to winning), the shoe is on the other foot.
Now they are the ones who have to defend; the fruits of their victories, namely. They have little to gain and everything to lose. The opposite is true for those of us on the Right; and Sam, whether sincerely or not, is among those pushing the boat out when it comes to (RE)CLAIMING comedy as a weapon.
This should be encouraged; and worst case scenario, we get some laughs along the way.
>>55211410
His stand up is like 90% improve which is why it's really hit or miss.
His skits are the same but they can be heavily edited to keep what's actually good. Which is why they are always better.
>>55209850
Thanks, Sam. I'm actually surprised by how exactly the first of these confirms my Tinychat Room Alpha Male hypothesis. It's basically just you doing a 'wimmin aint nuttin but bitches and hoes' schtick for five minutes, isn't it, with the kid delivering the few prompts you wrote from him with the level of thespian skill you'd expect some random kid to deliver them with.
I found the whole schtick mildly annoying for basically the same reason as I find Bill Burr's "gold-digging whores" routine mildly annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gaYyNk7QA
I sense a cowardly indecision, masked as a deliberate ambiguity, about whether the object of your scorn is really women, or just the kind of man who thinks and feels that way about women. I take it from your narcissistic "fluffs", or fourth-wall breaches, where you break down laughing over your own schtick, that the latter is actually the case. Burr actually does the same in his routine, signalling to his liberal audience that he is a liberal philogyne under the satirical schtick, just like them.
But I'm sure - or at least I hope - that you're aware that you are just not in Burr's league as regards comic timing and delivery and that you are also working with much, much poorer material. The real originality of Burr's lines and his consummate skill in delivering them reduce the fundamental flaw I alluded to - the fact that Burr always keeps a "fire exit" from his sexual-political red-pilling open, in case his liberal audeince turn on him, in the form of the hint that his "they're all whores" guy is just a persona and the real butt of the joke - to a mild annoyance. I can't say the same for your version.
Prolly my fav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwR5BJOpYm8
>>55211492
Is pic relsted you anon?
>>55211492
I feel kind of bad for Sam after this thread to be honest. But it seems like it's the only way he'll learn to never, ever do this again -- not his comedy or his show, but shill on 4chan.
Good luck with your show, Sam, but never, ever do this again.
Also give the people what they paid for or give them back their money. You have a network deal and enough spare time to literally act like a retard, so it's obvious that you can afford to deliver one way or the other.
Sam Hyde has mastered the art of IRL trolling. He's fucking amazing because he's beyond giving any fucks at all
>>55194229
John Oliver is the next great thing in comedy.
>>55208117
>Could have been done in 2 sentences
Write the script then, sage.
>>55207549
moms was so-so.
officer maggot was pretty fucking good
>>55211492
Okay first off I'm not sam, but thank you for the compliment. You clearly didn't get the point of the first video.
You're right that there was a lot of anti woman drivel but you couldn't understand the context of the situation. Think about it: a recently divorced deadbeat dad giving his impressionable young son shit advice?
>>55206318
Jesus fucking Christ, thank you for the detailed analysis of why something is NOT funny, that really wasn't autistic at all
>you see there's nothing implicitly intentional in the chicken's act of crossing the road, therefore is NOT a valid reason why he chose to cross it
Good job not getting mad as fuck too
Good job ignoring the part where I literally said a significant amount of Sam Hyde's output is plain shit
>ur just a fanboy everything you say is wrong
your "logic" is impeccable, I stand in awe good sir
>>55212202
And also I hope you'll continue to develop and grow into something really great. I think you have a lot of potential and you're driven to succeed which I think sets a good example for others to follow.
Just stay away from bottom-barrel losers like Gavin McIness and Milo-bu Barbie and all their ilk. Maybe you need to spend some serious time alone.
>>55212337
>Seriously giving Monsieur Croissant the time of day
Sam's TED talk routine alone has vindicated him in perpetuity. The idea was perfect, and the execution was almost flawless.
>>55206126
do you even zippy water
OP here.
Im actually fucking shocked. Im not sam hyde. Im just a fan and it was a new video that came out and its pretty universally known we all love his shit.
you need to calm down or something
has anyone posted the Williamsburg interviews?
those are comedy gold
>>55211528
Hi again Sam,
Yeah, I dunno, sorry, still just don't get it, I suppose.
There are any number of amusing Kickstarter spoofs out there. After all, greedy narcissistic hipster pseudo-artists demanding cash for their worthless vanity pastimes are even lower-hanging fruit for the wannabe "satiirist" than po-faced lesbians with boy-haircuts, right?
This is just the first random one that cane up on Google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHinmxK-tnE
and what strikes me about it when i watch it back to back with yours is that this one is...just...kind of funny and yours um, just kind of.....isn't.
You can tell that these kids worked pretty hard on their script, sieving out the weaker jokes and leaving the better ones, and on their characters and I think they can be proud that they produced an amusing three minutes.
Selection of material and work on the persona you present are two things that are conspicuous by their complete absence from your video. And yeah, I went to college so it's not like I'm incapable of understanding this idea that your supporters keep trying to put across that duh THAT'S THE POINT RETARD. It's just that, if that is how you want us to take your "body of work" - as a kind of "meta-YouTubing" and "meta-stand-up" that "calls radically into question" all these accepted ideas like "wit" and "stagecraft" and "skill" - then I feel like I'm dealing with one of these super-sophisticated "conceptual artist" types who don't produce "works" but "meta-works that raise the critical question of the very possibility of producing a work" and such tedious faggot bullshit.
sam you need to make more jokes that i like
please listen to me
>>55211492
>>55213307
hi sam
>>55194313
this is legendary
>>55213307
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor
In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
>>55194354
my sides! my fucking sides
>>55194528
This needs a bit of context, because you clearly don't understand the focus of the humor here, and I don't blame you. Monotonous mumbling is incredibly difficult to listen to.
He's actually not making fun of mentally disabled people.
He's using their perspective as a frame of reference.
No one takes it personally when a mentally disabled person gets deeply confused just by looking at someone who expresses their gender in an ambiguous way.
But they do take it personally when someone *acting* like a mentally disabled person *acts* like they do, because they should know better.
What does that say about the mentally disabled person?
What does that say about the actor?
What does that say about the person taking it personally?
His point is basically, "it's so simple, even a retard can understand it."
I know that complex scenarios not towing the politically correct line trigger you because they are insensitive, but once you get over your initial butthurt over what sounds like a guy making fun of the mentally disabled, you will see that he's really making fun of retards.
>>55194229
Coooooool
>>55194313
>by the way this is the zog media machine the zionist ocupation government media machine destroying the family, the building block of america
Holy fuck that was funny
>>55194229
>moaning in agony
>she has boobs
lost it from there
>>55211022
Quebec sucks and has nothing. Nice try though.
>>55212847
ok sam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1yrH4qS2RA
>>55194229
That was fucking unwatchable
>>55214064
I think what we gather from this post is that Sam Hyde is set to become the American Stephen Fry, i.e. the "unthinking man's thinking man".
I wouldn't be surprised if this poor fuck really did believe this convoluted pretentious nonsense he has written here. It bears all the marks of a seminar presentation on the Epistemology of Post-Conceptual Meta-Artistic Praxis, and of someone who has sat through the presentation and completely failed to understand it.
The proof of this guy's total lack of comprehension is that he is STILL bangng on about people being "triggered" and "butthurt" when in fact it is quite plainly the case that NO ONE, either in the video or in the thread, was "offended" by this dumbass's antics. They were just BORED SHITLESS by him
There is nothing the least bit "deep" or even mildly interesting about the questions this guy claims to have been raised by Hyde's antics. Everyone has known for centuries that children and mentally disabled people can be rude without people getting offended and adults and mentally normal people (or adults dressed up as children) generally can't.
That his fanboys present such borng, done-to-death, facile triviality as "humor too deep for u guys to understand" is a testimony to Hyde's own vapidity.
>>55215574
>BOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIIING
It's not funny you say? I agree.
It's not as deep or as intellectual as it attempts to be? I agree.
It's just banging on about the same shit that everyone gets? I agree.
Now you know what it's like to read your posts.
these guys are great video editors but the video are all just pure nonsense
Sam Hyde is hit and miss some of his stuff i laugh my ass of at then there is retarded shit like this i cant even watch.
>>55211492
HON HON HON TRES BIEN
>>55215897
You're mad, Sam. Go made another edgy video that appeals to the lower body of /pol/, you'll get the fellatio you so desire then.
>>55194528
you aren't meant to watch it and say "haha fuck retarded people"
He was using the purposefully shitty half-assed character to make fun of tumblr (Even retards know there are only two genders) and that hilarious Bernie bit at the end (Only retards vote Bernie Sanders).
>>55194229
I like him, but I don't really think his material is strong enough to be filmed. The part where the emcee waves his phone (the international sign for your 8 minutes are up, dude, please get off the stage so we can try to fit 10 more people on before this place is dead) was pretty cringy. That said, I don't think the Jewish comedy club owners would ever let him middle or even open, so I get why he has to upload his stuff for attention. It's hard to grow as a performer 8 minutes at a time. Hell, it's damn near sadistic. As c-u-c-ked as Britain is, I'd say he'd have a better chance at gaining an audience over there. It's not half the Yid playground that is 'murrican comedy is.
>>55195415
It's funny because it's very rude but it is something a retard might say without knowing it's rude.
>>55216739
>>55215574
This is pretentious dabbling faggotry and also you're not french.
I really hope he makes a stand up out of this someday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0elmPjQQ2E
>>55212847
>mfw I know the girl in that picture personally
I pray to Christ she never finds out that I saved that picture.
>>55194229
>108 posters
>242 replies
nice shillpost sam
>>55202393
>i'm ready to get my ass kicked by puerto rican kids
>>55194736
>LOL-core , Gender smash music
>Asian twink punk
Gave this a chance, fucking kek'd
