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JEB IS IN 3RD PLACE MAKING A COME BACK BASES REUTERS DEFENDING JEB
MARCO RUBIO BTFO
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LOOKS LIKE TRUMPS ATTACKS ON RUBIO KNOCKED HIM DOWN A PEG
JEB IS ON THE RISE AGAIN BOYS LETS DO THIS!
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Oh wow Ben Ben fell quite a bit.
>Yeb
>Making a comeback
>>55195773
ESTABLISHMENT SUPPORT IS GOING BACK TO JEB
JEB
JEB
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JEB
>walk out of my $8k/month studio apartment
>step over the junkie sleeping in the hallway
>pass open doors of somalians boiling bait fish in ketchup and cabbage
>walk outside, get frisked, cuffed for an hour, then released
>pass roughly eighty negroes selling their mixtape
>walk into my AUTHENTIC NEW YAWK PIZZA PARLOR
>wait in line for three hours behind sweaty european tourists in bermuda shorts
>order AUTHENTIC NEW YAWK SLICE-A-PIE
>dead eyed puerto rican behind the counter says, "7.99, plus saturate fat 35% tax, plus 22% white privledge tax, that's $12.55... plus tip"
>he rattles a tin can full of coins in my face and coughs loudly
>pull out a $20
>he sighs and rolls his eyes really hard and mutters "chinga tu madres..."
>pull out another $20
>he takes it
>stuffs both in his pocket
>get my AUTHENTIC NEW YAWK SLICE
> it's a foot long, and roughly an 8th of an inch deep
>look around to make sure everyone is watching, then fold it in half long ways, smile self satisfactorily
>take a bite of this freshly room temperature pizza
>the SYSCO industrial shredded cheese product balances perfectly with the US FOODS tomato flavored corn syrup puree and made-in-mexico frozen crust shell
>God King DeBlasio rides by in his chariot, wearing his ceremonial Shaka Zulu leopard pelt
>tells me something, but I can't understand with his giant clay lip disk and bone through his nose
>he rolls his eyes and sighs, then rattles a tin can labled "Tips"
>I put a $20 in
>he smiles and throws a flint tipped spear through my chest
>such is life IN DA BIG APPLE
Jeb Bush is a Fucking Faggot.
>>55196326
Yeb Being in Double Digits
>>55193036
>Implying all of Jeb's "supporters" aren't currently stampeding over to Rubio after 3 horrible debate performances by Jeb in a row
>>55196138
lmao Jew York City here... SPOT FUCKING ON
>>55193036
>tfw the half-month of Carson is over
good riddance
>>55193036
>Rand is actually losing to Christie
HAHAHAHA
>News Tomorrow:
>YEB SURGES INTO THIRD
>NOW NECK AND NECK WITH RUBIO
mfw
>>55196583
Guess who's at the kiddie table for the next debate though.
The c.uck king is surging.
>>55196664
>You have to be this tall to debate.
>>55196664
>Unironically liking paul
reddit pls go
>>55193036
If you're gonna use that Reuters / Ipsos poll, at least use the most current:
>>55196427
>supporting Rubio
>supporting an illegal-loving spic
>ever
>>55193036
Wow. Was Carson Arsoned?
>>55196747
Paul's an feckless piece of shit, but I would him over this fat fuck any day of the week
>>55196691
is that Biff's helmet?
Limbaugh Likens Politico's Carson Story to NBC Editing of Zimmerman 911 Tape: ‘Journalistic Malpractice’
>>55196047
>implying the establishment ever supported anybody but Jeb
>>55196840
Not made of teflon like Teflon Don is, so the left wing media's attacks actually hurt him.
Which is a shame because now the part of the Republican voters that is not all in for Trump will now probably back some establishment choice instead of a true conservative.
>>55193036
Hey, buddies, thanks for the support. I'm glad we're finally getting along.
>>55193036
>>55194672
>>55195658
>>55196047
Thanks, guys, Columba has whipped up some secre-recipe guacamole if you want to come over and chill. Watching SNL later, the fix is in.
>>55196795
>Supporting a illegal loving kuk
>Ever
>>55193036
>that fucking chart
>all those similar colors
blue, you fuckers. use it.
>>55196790
RUBIO
Paid Jeb shill. Ignore Jeb threads.
