What do you think about your neighbors?
Hungary - there are cool!
Romania - meh
Bulgaria - back stabers
Macedonia - cool i guess
Albania - scam
Montenegro - cool i guess
Bosnia - mostly cool except some radical kebab fanatic fuckers
Croatia - cool, but also except radical fanatics.
>>55184038
Austria - their accent is unbearable
Slovakia - cool, treska and parenica are god tier
Ukraine - the absolute madmen
Romania - meh
Croatia - neutral
Serbia - been there once traveling through, wanna go back
Slovenia - cool
>>55184875
ukranian borders always gave me shit
Russia - everything bad about Poland distilled into one country. Cool food though.
Ukraine - mini-Russia, similar to the real deal except in scale
Germoney - was quite great and the reason Poland pulled itself out of shit. Now it's getting bad and everyone suffers
Czech - a cooler variant of Poland. Funny language
Slovakia - poorer, less cool Czech. Not sure how does it compare to Poland, but I guess it sucks less than Poland
Belarus - i dunno lol, kinda like Ukraine but less poor?
Lithuania - manages to be more butthurt than Poland, which is an achievement
Spain - I strongly dislike noisy people so basically I dislike most Spaniards. Their gastronomy is boring. Shit alcohol.
Italy - They're noisy just like the Spaniards but for some reason they're the good kind of noisy. Their gastronomy is good. Some good wine, grappa, limoncello...
Belgium - Can have really depressing looking cities while some other that are pretty romantic such as Gent, Brugge. Good beers.
Germany - Only been there 3 times, and honestly didn't talk much with the people. Berlin is boring, food is alright, not a big fan of scnapps and their beers are inferior to Belgium's. Hotels are cheap as fuck just like food, the cost of traveling there is incredibly low desu.
Switzerland - NA
>>55184038
Norway - Cool country, like Sweden. Could move there in case something happens.
Denmark - Also cool, but not on the level of Norway.
Finland - Good country, but I don't like the language there and I like Germanic countries more.
Estonia - Meh, don't know much about it. Seems like Finland without the benefits.
Russia - Very different, high levels of crime and terrorism, definitely not somewhere I would wanna live.
I picked close country, not only bordering because they're so few.
>>55184038
Mexico - worse than niggers. Entitled subhuman trash
Canada - overrated, smug. Would be a hint trailer park if not for Americas military and economic protection
They're all pretty cool.
canada- fags
mexico- fags
New Zealand - sheepshaggers
Indonesia - Corrupt and dishonest
Tasmania - Inbred but white bastion
>Germany
Only recently getting out of their beta-mode guilt-depression
Good people
>France
Lazy cunts, can't control their borders.
0/10
>Italy
Lazier cunts but at least they mostly stay in their own places
Tolerable
>Austria
We hate them, they hate us. We both hate everyone else more.
Total bros
>Liechtenstein
Our bank
>>55184038
Scotland-bro tier
Wales-are you even a country tier (still based)
North Ireland-bro tier
The fake Ireland-disgusting sub humans who should all be killed
>Ireland
>Scotland
>Wales
>France
>Belgium
>Netherlands
>Denmark
>Iceland
Faggots
>Norway
Based
poland - thiefs and uneducated
netherlands - boring but funny language
denmark - even more broing than netherlands but nice women
belgium - neutral
czech rep. - they are ok but they are kinda fucked up
france - nice hisotry, nice language but retarded people
switzerland - greedy jews
austria - retarded accents and even worse than bavarians
>sweden
cool history but these days pussies and niggers
>norway
never achieved anything except stumbled on oil
>estonia
hard workers
>russia
fuck russia
>>55184038
Greece - close borders
Turkey - nuke it
Macedonia - brothers
Romania - take back gypsies
Serbia - hypocritical backstabbers ( what is 1885)
>>55185255
>beer
>inferior to Belgium
triggered tbqh
either you like cherry beer or no beer. don't fucking dare to compare our based beer with belgiums hipster beers
>>55185636
>Lists countries that raped his ancestors
>Calls them faggots
Rather transparent m80.
>>55185711
>never achieved anything except stumbled on oil
look up object-oriented programming
Canada-Mostly fags
Mexico-Completely hate everyone from this shit hole. They come here, to my country, and never learn the language. Then they cry about how negative we are towards them.
>"B-but there is no official language in this country! You are a nation of immigrants, accept me!"
No you fucking beaner, EVERYONE speaks English except you and you're just too lazy to learn the language of the land you abandoned your own land to live in. And we founded this land by killing Indians and trading shiny beads, the only "immigration" that happened afterwards was all the people coming over here after that, AND GUESS WHAT, they all learned fucking English you disgusting beaners. Maybe if you'd stop being so easily manipulated by politicians that allow your cousins to sneak over unmolested and you'd bother to learn the language of the people who allowed you to emigrate I wouldn't hate you so much. BUILD WALL
>>55185789
What if it's because he knows they raped his male ancestors too?
>>55184038
>ocean
its nice
>>55184038
France - faggots
Germany - faggots
Italy - faggots
Austria - faggots
Liechtenstein - bros
>>55184038
All those so called countries you named - nuke them all
>>55185832
>was all the people coming over here after that, AND GUESS WHAT, they all learned fucking English you disgusting beaners. Maybe if you'd stop being so easily manipulated by politicians that allow your
How can you be so stupid. I bet your scummy french or german ancestor never learned to speak proper english in his entire live...every american is an immigrant !
>>55185896
>Liechtenstein - bros
>swede
are you an accountant by chance or maybe very wealthy
>>55185719
I don't like cherry beers. And I enjoyed the abbey beers and trappists from Belgium more than the beers I've had in Germany.
>>55185400
Did you know Swedes get to pay half tax the first two years of working here?
>>55185719
>It's 2015 come on!
>Cückmany still proud of its shitty Reinheitsgebot which kills originality.
>muh purity law
>muh superior beers
>>55184038
Denmark - bros
Netherlands - stoned bros (can't cook though)
Belgium - shouldn't be a country, also bomb Brüssel
Luxemburg - literally jews and jew enablers
France - lots of arrogant assholes, can't/won't speak anything but french
Switzerland - literally jews and jew enablers
Austria - bros (when will you come home to the Reich? ;_;)
Czech Rep. - bring drugs to our country, also crazy bastards
Poland - stealing our cars, but hard-working if not busy stealing
>>55185907
>every american is an immigrant
Not true. Most, but not all. The original settlers of the land were not immigrants, they were colonists. The Indians did not even know what a country was and they had no government, this was no nation before the white man came to settle it. It was unclaimed land with a bunch of warring Indians.
>How can you be so stupid. I bet your scummy french or german ancestor never learned to speak proper english in his entire live
My grandmother came over from Germany right before the Russians sacked Berlin, she learned English. She still has a heavy German accent, but she learned the language. I don't know about any of my other ancestors, I'm sure they did though because they all lived in the cities and a lot of them were in business.
>>55186105
>muh superior clocks
>muh superior chocolate
>muh superior cheese
>muh superior neutrality
as if you are any better
>>55184038
Hungary - mixed feelings but generally cool/ok
Slovenia-standard slav poorfags, no opinion. Italy got the best of their coast
Italy-mixed feelings
Switzerland-best bro tier
Germany - kill it with fire
Czechs - ok/neutral
>>55186085
When Swedes immigrate, do they rape and murder, and when they are caught they say, but we are immigrants, this is how immigrants act in our country ...
>>55186232
We don't hide behind a shitty law from 1516 to persuade ourselves that the shit we produce is better!
>muh Volkswagen
...no... wait... it's shit
>>55184038
Scotland - Left wing, Kekold faggot scum, shouldn't be part of the union
Wales - Bro tier, doesn't constantly wine about westminster, their nationalist party is laughed at. Country is beautiful.
NI - Meh, pretty much leeching off our taxes right now but most of them are pretty patriotic.
Ireland - Neutral, don't really hear much from them. Needs to rejoin the union in place of Scotland.
Sasuke - is really cool
Sakura - the beautiful
>>55185666
>even worse than bavarians
fuck off
>>55184038
> Latvia - brothers
> Poland - ehhh, but still, our allies.
> Russia - ...
>>55186365
Oh and Belarus. Forgot them, as always.
>India
DESIGNATED
>Iran
Shit
>Afghanistan
Shit
>China
Bros
>>55184038
bulgaria - degenerates
serbia - pretty great
greece - don't really care, close and warm enough to go on holiday couple times a year
albania - REMOVE SHIPTARI
montenegro - alright people, really no different than us
bosnia - remove muslims
Spain - cool since they stopped trying to invade
That's it. Feels gud mang.
>>55185789
>implying our ancestors weren't doing the raping
Jut please go
>>55185547
nailed it bud, too easy on the Indonesians though
New Zealand- Chilled out for the most part, but take their rugby WAAAAY to seriously, like, its a national fucking tragedy if they lose one single match, their entire country jumps up and down saying 'How could this happen, how could it come to this! :_(', over a single fucking game of football, holy shit.
Indonesia- Surprisingly quiet for the 4th most populated country in the world, highly Muslim, doesn't really get extreme or anything, they are chill too.
Let's begin.
USA(Alaska)- stupid, good-natured, fat.
Japan- enemy, we in a war still since WW2 ugly girls.
China- ants.
Mongolia- Middle Ages
Kazakhstan- brothers.
Azerbaijan- migrants.
Georgia- bandits, ugly girls.
Ukraine - hohols sucked.
B E L A R U S- brothers.
Buthertbelt- hobbits.
Finland- alcobrothers.
Norway- thank for the submarine base.
Poland- whorecountry.
>>55186751
BASED ORTHODOX
>>55186751
>Ukraine - hohols sucked
Russia alienating it's allies. Feels good.
>>55186438
>FYROM autist calls us degenerates
kek
>>55186866
ODKB has no Ukraine, such as ShOS.
>>55186731
You don't hear much from them because their economy is pretty substandard for their population size, and the fact that their military is weaker than ours.
http://www.indonesia-investments.com/business/risks/radical-islam/item245
They are notoriously corrupt and deceitful, Pinoys and Singaporeans and Vietnamese and Thais are ok, but man Muslim Indonesia doesn't live up to their level. The only reason Aussies go to Indonesia is to get piss drunk at Bali, which happens to be one of the only Hindu-majority cities there.
>Holland
Cool, liberal people. And by liberal I dont mean leftwing sjws. Learn the difference, amerifags.
> Denmark
absolutely based
> Poland
thiefs, shithole but based gov.
> Czech
Our friendly but backwards neighbors. Good beer, good woran
>Austria
Like germany with balls
>Switzerland
absolutely based
> France
Nice country but full of niggers
> Belgium and Luxemburg
Dont care
>>55186996
Not to mention their actions in West Papua are deplorable, and don't get a tenth of the international recognition it deserves, while all humanitarian sympathies go to muh poor extremist Palestinians.
>>55186921
Dunn matter, Russian media screams of being surrounded, makes sense, since you fuck with half of your neighbors.
>>55186899
it's alright mate you can't help being what you are
>>55187084
name one thing thats degenerate about bulgaria
>>55187008
>based gov
People actually believe this bullshit?
>Belgium
Flemish are bro's Walloons are shit tier
>Germans
Bro-tier but big lack of confidence
>Brits
Biggest bunch of kunts in yurop
>>55187122
bulgarians
USA
>be murdered
cool burgers tho
>>55187190
>this coming from Germoney
>>55187064
Ukraine had been raped for NATO- antirussian organization, nothing more.
https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=2bb691b61c59be3a68180bd8c614a0cb&tab=core&tabmode=list&=
Russia doesn't need minorities, minorities needs in Russia.
>Germany
very lovely and kind people, personally i don't speak German very well, and the Germans (older generations) don't speak English very well but at least they try instead of the French.
>Belgium
The north (Flanders) total bros funny language nice to have a beer with.
the rest should be bombed.
>The north sea
love hate relationship.
>>55187190
kill yourself t*rk
>Croatia
Either huge assholes or extremely cool people, no middle ground.
>Serbia
P chill, much less annoying than local serbs
>montenegro
Are you guys even alive?
Mexico - Lazy. We need to conquer them. There is no other way.
Canada - Bro tier. Great guys.
Cuba - Needs to be conquered.
>France
Insufrible frogs who turned into feral kebab and niggers
>Catalonia
Catakeks controlled by the moors money, turning into kebab france 2.0 if independence
>Basque Country
Muh imaginary ancient culture
>Galicia
Poor Portugal
>Portugal
Poor Spain with towels and moustaches
>Andorra
Tax evasion
>Gibraltar
GIVE CLAY BACK
>Canary Island
Good weather and beaches, annoying accent
>Morocco
Lazy Allah Ackbars, we need to pay them money to control the feral niggers and kebabs in the border so they don't invade us
>>55184038
All neighbours is enemies. But my goverment supporting most of them.
>>55187258
No, Russia needs stop competing with US and trade if it wants, that is all I care. Either that or return to depth of Asia.
>>55184038
>D*rks
Worst scum imaginable.
>Albanians
Same as previous.
>FYROmiams
Very bitchy, but nobody really pays attention to them. History stealers riding on the MUH OPRESSION train.
>Bulgarians
Meh.
>Italians
They're alright.
>Cyprus
Bros, I don't know why we're different countries.
>Canada
America-lite
>Mexico
Good for nothing lazy criminals
>Hungary
downers
>Croatia
very chill and funny or huge cunts, nothing in between
>Bosnia
humorous, honest people
>Montenegro
aggressive, petty
Didn't visit other neighbors.
>Canada
Kinda indifferent towards them, been to Vancouver and it was pretty nice, other than that I don't have much of an opinion.
>Mexico
I hate Mexico and everything Mexican. My town is all white for the most part but it's totally surrounded by beaners hoods and I fucking hate all of them. They're all lazy, freeloading pieces of shit and they don't deserve to live in my country. Been to Merida, Tulum, Juarez, and countless other smaller towns in Beanerland and they're all a bunch of shit holes. Jew-tier merchants everywhere, even the young offspring leach onto you asking you to buy a retarded slingshot or some bullshit. It's a filthy and disgusting country and I hope Trump builds the mega wall. Fuck spics
>>55187397
>Russia needs stop
Make a try.
>>55187258
Пoчeмy ты нe cидишь в cocaчeвcкoм пoлитaчe?
I see a lot of americlaps really, really displeased with mexicans. Do you really don't get along at all?
That doesn't sound like my american movies.
>>55184038
>Ireland
I like Ireland. I like the Irish. Considering the shit we put them through they're a stubborn, resilient race and I have respect for them.
>Scotland
Almost the same sentiments as for the Irish although not as culturally interesting and less charisma.
>Wales
The Welsh are almost identical to the English except a little more eccentric maybe.
>Northern Irish
Very strange place. They're unquestionably the friendliest people in Europe yet simultaneously up there with the most retarded.
>France
The French miserable cunts.
>Dutch
Funny accent, awful sense of humour. Generally good lads however.
>>55187596
Cижy и тaм и тyт.
>>55187470
looks like someone hasn't been to school
also this coming from greece no wonder you went bankrupt
>>55187803
Cиди, cиди, пoкa нe oхyeeшь!
>>55187694
Nah, it's an exaggeration. Compared to niggers we love Mexicans. We talk a lot of shit, but at least they work hard, love family and go to church
Greece - I love them. Their food, their culture, their history. Their people don't fit any of the stereotypes and they're overall awesome people.
Bulgaria - I love their music and cheap products. They are kind of alien though.
Georgia - Beautiful culture and history, also nature.
Armenia - Irrelevant
Azerbaijan - Irrelevant
Iran - They're okay I guess
Arabs - DESIGNATED
>dutch:
bro's but you can't take them seriously with their girly accent, also beer is water now
>germany:
used to be bro's but are fucking up lately, also beer is water now but in bigger glasses
>walloons:
BTFO plz
>France:
bro's except for Paris, lot of niggers but good wine
>Luxemburg:
good for avoiding taxes
>UK:
bro's (thx for helping in WW1) but beer is still water
>>55186438
>greece - don't really care, close and warm enough to go on holiday couple times a year
based SKOPJAN, their logic is get in debt and go to greece just to suck their dick
America - full of retards
Quebec - obnoxious cunts
>Canada
Best neighbors you could ask for. Thanks for hockey.
>Mexico
Pretty bad, stop dropping anchor babies here and fix your damn country.
>Cuba
Great people and culture. I hate that we've embargoed you so long.
>Haiti and Jamaica
Please sink into the ocean.
>>55187008
What is backwards about Czechia, you self-hating degenerate?
New Zealand - cool I guess.
>any other countries that are relevant = 0
>>55184038
Yemen - Lovely country and history. Shame about the whole civil war.
UAE - Spoiled children who get everything handed to them on a silver platter. Also lazy fuckwits.
KSA - Spoiled children and Terrorists.
We got hella neighbors around us. Let's start from northwest i guess.
>Bulgaria
Nice sluts and casinos, the people are friendly and hospitable as fuck, watch out for your wallets in the buses and trains though, either total scum or total friends, in general love my bulgar bros tho <3
>greece
Since childhood I've been only hearing bad things about them through petty propagandist bitter old faggots, there's something really sexy about their culture desu, I love the light foods and customs, and I'm with my anarchist / communist bros in their struggle, wish I was in athens to throw a few cocktails myself, i got love for these soft faggots <3
>Northern / Southern Cyprus
So irrelevant I am angry I had to add them in the list. Good casinos tho
>Syria
Weirdly liberal and non-religious for an arab country save a few fundamentalist parts, they act like normal civilized people and make great shawarma (they add some vegetables in the meat, mmm). If only they weren't so brown and inbred looking I'd totally love them, I'll have to give them a 5/10 overall.
>Iraq
Full of kurds and all types of maniacs, also initial home to ISIS apparently, I wish saudi arabia would take them all to the lower parts of the peninsula so I wouldn't have to share border with these monkeys.
>Iran
Ayatollah pls go
>Azerbaijan
Funny turkish and good food, pretty mysterious and interesting country, our little bros
>Armenia
You know you're poor when you have to ask compensation for some genocide that happened tens of years ago under another ruling and generation hoping the shekels will come from the ottoman guilt.
>Georgia
Kek, I wonder why russia won't just annex them already.
>>55188529
>implying a t*rk knows about our sluts
>>55184038
Lebanon - used to be cool but then all the christians left for america and montreal and now it's a backwater arab shit hole
Syria - literal hell on earth
Jordan - will be a literal hell on earth when the king dies or is over thrown
Egypt - garbage dump of a country
Gaza - backwards hell hole
West Bank - Thorn in my side
>>55184038
Russia - pretty cool, but unstable
Estonia - wannabe Finns
Sweeden - YES
>>55188529
>communist
><3
Back to reddit
>bosnia
Funny accent, construction workers, their croats are conservative, their serbs have potential to pull us in another war
>serbia
Sometimes bros, sometimes enemy
>hungary
They look like only ones that we could call friends, shitty in 19th century
>slovenia
They need to pay their denbts and stop stealling sea and fish, can be good people
>montenegro
Boka Kotorska used to be ours
>italy
Weirdos, they want to steal Istra and Dalmatia, nice culture
>Canada
DUDE WEED AYYLMAO
>Mexico
BUILD WALL
canada - cool
mexico - never met one
cuba - good cigars
since usa states are as big as eu countries:
taxachusetts - liberal shithole somehow filled with dumb country rednecks too
connecticunts - they wish they were new yorkers
>>55184038
latvia
>ok
belarus
>top kek
pooland
>pooland
russia
>pls don't anex
>>55184038
>norway
worried.
>finland
worried.
>denmark
worried.
worried about what happens when our societal structures fail and sweden fully third world shitholes itself.
>Slovakia
Total bros. We may not be one country anymore, but the split actually proved how much we love each other; it was clean, civilized and so unlike many other splits in the world history. Halušky are god-tier.
>Poland
Generally bros, even though some of them are hilariously religious. I know one Polish girl who unironically thought I was a Satanist for liking metal. I often go to Poland to buy cheap shit as I live on the borders.
>Germany
No. Just no. I know /pol/ has a boner for Germany, but I can't stand them. They're arrogant towards us, mostly because we're white and hating on us is acceptable for this reason while they're sucking brown cock in order to be "progressive". Plus, they're trying to destroy Europe again.
>Austria
Don't care.
>>55187924
>looks like someone hasn't been to school
you mean your propaganda by dressing your kids like alexander and building fake statues in your cities when the real ones are here for 2k yearrs? yeah ok.
was it alexandrei the great
or maybe alexandrophski the great..
fuck off russias rape baby with no history.
fuck of you serbian bunt, go back to sucking off little boys and goats
>Belgium
Just Netherlands but shittier, french Belgiums should be gassed.
>Germans
Cultural enrichment program prototype, their politics are now bleeding onto us.
Used to be cool, get your shit together Germany, it's painful to watch.
>The English
What a terrible language, terrible people too.
>Eastern Yerop
Marriage tier women, often Christian, biggest allies.
>Canadians
Pretty cool guys, eh? They can handle the bantz
>Mexicans
I imagine they just want to be chill, but their drug cartels, government and our government basically fucks everything up. I'd want to escape that shit too.
>French Guiana
>Suriname
>Guyana
Places full of natural beauties that no one give a shit besides National Geographic.
>Venezuela
Brazil future if we keep electing commies, socialists and leftists. Venezuelan people are really awesome tough (and some of their women are absurdly good looking), they are also the best Latino posters on /pol/. 8/10
>Colombia
Excellent architecture (pic related), brave people, nice products, crimes and corruption everywhere. 7/10.
>Peru
One of the best places for tourism, but also irrelevant. 6/10
>Bolivia
Very hardworking people and beautiful costumes. But unfortunately, the sum of everything that went wrong in South America. 3/10
>Paraguay
Texas of South America. Cheap stuff, low taxes, good economy and easy to buy guns. I'm considering moving there if our economic crisis keep growing. 9/10
>Argentina
Kill with fire. -10/10
>Uruguay
Well paying jobs, but also is the Sweden of South America. 4/10
>>55184038
USA - most of them are bro-tier, few are faggots and a minority are just plain stupid, 9/10
Belize - never met one, so neutral i guess
Guatemala - dirty, agresive and with a shit accent
poland - gibs back clay!!
netherlands - my weed comes from here
denmark - Scientology, lol
belgium - muh buffer zone
czech rep. - 2nd best beer in the world
france - gibs back clay!!
switzerland - mountain-kikes
austria - bringing us in trouble since WWI
>Croatia
>radical fanatics.
Wat
>>55188641
>Israel
>literally hates everyone who borders with
My fucking sides, what a nutshell.
>Chile
They're alright until they start saying rivality bullshit
>Bolivia
good fruits and vegetables
>Paraguay
really nice play to buy cheap stuff, their girls are slutty as fuck
>Brasil
They're alright until they start saying rivality bullshit
>Uruguay
inferiority complex
France: I Love you guys but please don't kill your country with muslims and niggers.
>>55189035
>Places full of natural beauties
The problem is if you go visit South America, you're going to be murdered. Or at the very least, you're forced to stay within designated tourist areas.
That's why I like white people. You can go to white countries and explore anywhere you want, without the risk of being murdered or kidnapped.
>>55189035
>Brazil future if we keep electing commies, socialists and leftists.
você nao deveria estar assistindo globo nao?
>>55188884
this except germany
germans are great people and we would all be better off if they won either world war
>russia
50% of russians are total bro tier while 50% seem to be complete fuckwits.
>sweden
Our biggest rival and source of hatred. But in the end Sweden is our big brother and we love them.
>norway
It's funny that Norway borders Finland, because we NEVER ever talk about Norway. Norway never comes up in any discussion / news. I feel like Norway is our nextdoor neighbour who we just nod at in acknowledgement if we awkwardly meet somewhere.
>estonia
Even though we don't really ''border'' Eesti, I thought I might add them to this list because they're our best friends.
The ocean - It`s wet!
Good to be a island.
>Argentina
I like their food,also great place to work
>Brazil
Great place for vacations
>Bolivia
I never meet someone from Bolivia and never go in there
>>55189267
Go back to Carta Capital comment section. Also, reading Veja magazine might improve your insufferable writing skills.
>>55189340
>Estonia
>best friends
They are the snow niggers
Canada - Beautiful nature, friendly people, culturally similar to the US, you couldn't ask for a better neighbor
Mexico - BUILD WALL
>>55184038
Argentina: our only good neighbor, they are ok, sometimes we hate each other due to old stuff but in general they are nice and civilized(and white)
Peru: so many immigrants, endlessly talking about the 1890 war and shit and still not being able to get over it, good food tho
Bolivia: they suck, government is just corruption and every tiny little shit they blame us, even they made up shit to blame us,(fake spies, military incursions on their territory, you get the picture)
>Antarctica fill us with immigrant penguins
>>55189226
Can you blame him though? I wouldn't call Lebanon, Egypt, Syria top tier countries.
>>55188886
You are absolutely right. These are PURE greek macedonians!
>>55184038
>Namibia
Cool but nothing going on
>Botswanna
Stable but also unable to grow for it is in africa
>Zimbabwe
Fucked just a complete fuckup and corrupt
>Mozambique
Also fucked, corrupt.
>>55189226
i don't hate anybody, but if you don't believe me these countries are terrible go buy yourself a plane ticket there and enjoy trying to make your life there.
lebanon will be tolerable if you stay to christian areas on beirut. you might almost be able to pretend you are in a functioning country
everywhere else will range from "fear for your life" to "get me out of here"
>Sweden
Gay, brothers, rivals, friends. Loves multiculti too much.
>Estonia
Our true brothers.
>Norway
Ok imo. Sort of neutral.
>Russia
Fine as long as they don't let shitskins here. Dangerous but feels friendly towards us. Russian people I've met are nice.
>Finland
Based mongobros 4 life
>Russia
our eternal nemesis
>latvia
ok i guess
>sweden
Used to be our beloved overlords, but got weak and turned into keks after the great northern war
>>55189608
>every tiny little shit they blame us, even they made up shit to blame us
Blame you (Chile), or the United States? Tbqh Bolivia government have all the foundations to become more insane than Maduro administration. This is a theory that I have been formulating.
>>55184038
Hungary - <3
Austria - <3
Italy - I live right next to the border and speak Italian fluently so I consider it my second home <3
Croatia - <3
Sorry for the boring answer, I just like all of our neighbours :(
Canada - shit people, shit food, shit pseudoculture
Mexico - 3rd world shithole. Any other people could find success just from bordering the US. Stupid native blood prevents that from happening. Women are very rapeable though when theyre not obese
Denmark - No opinion really
Netherlands - I see the dutch as some sort of distant cousins
Belgium - Shouldn't be a country desu senpai baka
Luxembourg - Germans that wish they were french
French - I think they are generally ok, don't have anything negative to say about them apart from some friendly meant banter
Swiss - Arrogant assholes but half the thread sees us as exactly that so Idk
Liechtenstein - Surprises me that they haven't been yet annexed by Switzerland or Austria
Austria - The better germany. If bavaria is going to hell (what it seems to be happening) I'll probably move there if they don't fall too.
Czechs Republic - Pretty good, unlike some other germans here I don't see them as "backwards" or anything. I see them as a bit more conservative and slavic bavaria (which I mean positively, I'm bavarian myself). I generally enjoyed visiting their country, I enjoyed their beers and food, loved seeing old castles, I even enjoyed visiting Prague (I hate visiting capital cities since they're tourist hells). All in all pretty good
Poland - I generally don't have a problem with the polish. I haven't met one pole yet that wasn't a friendly and hardworking guy and the poles living here seem to be more vocal and rational than us germans in matters like this refugee crises. When poland grows more and more economically-wise, I really hope that they'll have some cultural impact on us. We'd need a shot of their more conservative, christian mentality.
Some poles on 4chan seem to have a lot of hate for us germans though.
>>55189530
Who are those three Finnish semen demons?
Czech rep. - brotier. basically my second motherland. I studied there and now I live there.
Poland - irl, I like them. on the internet they are massive shitposters, but I guess you can't have it all. I especially love them for their conservativism
Hungary - we've had some issues, but in the recent years people don't care about it anymore and we get closer to each other with every liberal bullshit that comes out of Brussels
Austria - no opinion on them whatsoever. lately some slovaks have been moving to austrian borderlands because surprisingly properties are cheaper there. natives are allegedly friendly.
Ukraine - we helped them a bit during the russian crisis with refugees and with gas. I've heard they are nice people and I really feel for them and hope they'll be ok.
In sum, we have pretty much good neighbors. Nothing like Armenia vs Azerbaijan or Georgia vs Russia shit, so I guess we should count our blessings.
>N.Ireland
Take away "muh flegs" and theuir the same cool people as us
>Scotland
Cousins that die before 60
>Wales
Nice sluts, can't understand why the men prefer sheep
>England
Some bad blood between us but its all abit of banter
>Iceland
Nice people but too liberal, I was really hoping the 11,000 would follow through on their offer to house syrians
>USA
too big to generalise but Texas & Arizona =gullible and dumb.
>Canada
=America if it didn't bring slaves over or have mexico as a neighbour
Estonia - Finland's Mini-Me
Lithuania - Poland's Mini-Me
Russia - same as us, only with more Russians and slightly more unkempt
>Sweden
Some of the most handsome and beautiful white genes there is, but they are currently destroying those off the face of the earth
>Russia
Would be the greatest super power with the most based inhabitants, if the leaders of the country would actually give a shit about it's own people and have a legitimate government instead of a band of criminals. A relationship of friendly rivalry mixed with fear
>Norway
Absolutely based
>Estonia
Our brothers in depression and alcoholism. I feel you guys!
Russia - bros after all
Lithuania - old buddies, little butthurted but I like them
Belarus - as above but they are not butthurted rather
Ukraine - puppets of Germany, niggers of Europe, fuck them
Slovakia - I'm ok with them, I like them
Czech - they are mentally richer than us, we should take an example from them, I like them
Germany - I don't like them but I respect them
>>55189905
They get fat so quickly, though.
>>55189258
Suriname and Guyana are less violent than Russia.
Suriname: http://www.tradingeconomics.com/suriname/intentional-homicide-rate-per-100-000-people-who-wb-data.html
Guyana:
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/guam/intentional-homicide-rate-per-100-000-people-who-wb-data.html
Russia:
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/russia/intentional-homicide-rate-per-100-000-people-who-wb-data.html
Wow, how many of them.
Norway - nothing bad, though they have strange child policy, a lot of immigrants there butthurt on TV
Finland - 50% are damn nuclear butthurt, other part is like a happy slowpoke. I have zero problems, but their pride aboyt USSR-Finnish war sometimes being irritating.
Estonia-Latvia-Lithuania - too noisy, living butthurt bomb. Funny to watch over, like a TV Show. They always demand something, lol. There are a lot of Russians, I helped several of them to get here.
Poland - kek, can say nothing about them, but in Internet a lot of them go to the moon once thee three color flag. Dont know why, well, its their culture, I'm ok. Other part is rather nice people.
Belarus - rebellious region of Russia, either will follow Ukraine on the trainride to hell, either will enter Russia
Ukraine - parallel universe where every joke can come true
Abkhazia - robberies and thiefs.
Osetia - emm, nothing, part of Russia soon to be reunited
Georgia - criminals, would shut borders eternally
Azerbaijan - street trade, criminals. Would shut the border eternally
Kazakhstan - like a neighbor that is just a neighbour. Once Khan is dead - they will be pain in the ass.
Mongolia - lol
China - dont like them around. Nothing good will happen, even if we are natural allies now
North Korea - our little future, kek.
Japan - wanna have a train from Sakhalin to Kurili. Japan resists. Ugly girls, "gimme islands".
USA - nice country with origian culture, but they kinda see us as a Mordor, so I have to be an orc. I'm okey though.
>>55189869
Us as Chile, the problem is evo, a lot of people praise him as a messiah or a master politician, but the guy is really a nationalist egomaniac and the retarded Chilean left believe in his bullshit
And I believe that you are a right, they are slowly becoming a Venezuela 2.0 electric bogaloo, no sea edition
>>55189240
I'll do my best Monabro, I'll do my best. However as a single individual with only 100k€ to my name I wonder what I could do. Hope is dwindling by the day.
>>55189958
Ren Ayase, Reika Hosiumi, Sayuki Kanno. They are 3 Japanese pornstars and if you go to javlibrary I'm sure you will be able to find a torrent for their 3 some porn scene.
On a side note it took me 10 seconds to reverse search that, step up mate!
>>55190425
>their 3 some porn scene
>>55190304
>Ukraine - parallel universe where every joke can come true
This is more true about Russia, to be honest, family.
>>55184038
>Sweden
Used to be a model for all Nordic countries, now a cesspool of unemployment and failed integration schemes.
>Denmark
APOLOGIZE FOR THE 400-YEAR NIGHT, YOU KARTOFFEL-CHEWING SCUM!
Otherwise decent enough, like ourselves, only slightly more arrogant and unintelligible.
>Finland
Hardly a neighbour at all, except for the small portion of our countrymen up along the border with them. Drunken, knife-stabbing savages too proud of Nokia for their own good.
>Russia
GLORIOUS PUTIN, SAVE OUR EUROPA!
-Nah, just kidding. Eastern-european country with the same calibre of leaders they have in a few other former eastern-bloc countries. Gives the MoD an excuse to get more money in the budget.
>Iceland & the Faeroes
Seems to me they're much like the people in our northern counties, only slightly more civilized.
>>55185907
using that logic
>Every German is Refugee, accept the world's refugees Germany, your ancestors would approve of your country looking like shit just like it did in ancient times
>>55184038
Canada-Love them, and they love me (Right hat?)
Mexico-Once they take back their people, I'll be indifferent to Mexibros.
America - Based
You guys deserve a better neighbor to be honest. I'm debating leaving C.ucknada
>>55190507
>This is more true about Russia, to be honest, family.
Let it be, lol. We have Nataliya, they have bunch of georgians fugitives to run their country.
>>55185907
Yusuf, pls.
>>55185711
>>norway
>never achieved anything except stumbled on oil
Except we managed to not squander all our oil revenues, like Britain, Denmark and the Netherlands did.
>Ireland
Pretty based assuming they don't hate me for being English, same with NIreland
>Wales & Scotland
Both of them need to wind their necks in, wish Scotland would have gone independent so we didn't have to deal with them whining none stop.
>>55190404
Your left buy the story that Bachelet is making a plot against Bolivia?
Keknada-keks and feminazi puppets
Mexico- GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY RRREEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING MESTIZOS
Cuba- almost white but not quite there. Commies that have really funny looking facial features
>>55190425
>>55189958
>>55190487
I found a name that can help you find a working download link either in DDL or torrent
bid-047-reika-hoshimi-ren-ayase-sayuki-kanno-three-best-busty-soap-lady
You're welcome :^)
>>55190648
squan·der (skwŏn′dər)
1. To spend wastefully or extravagantly; dissipate
2. To fail to take advantage of
I learned something today
Canada- Just like Every NE State and NW Coast state. Outside of the large cities they are cool, inside large cities they are faggot factories.
Mexico- Build wall already. Your people act like cockroaches, never helped us in a war, always begging/stealing.
America - mostly cool, except for the xoxksuckers itt thread saying canadians are flags.
>>55185666
Are you aware that all German culture is essentially Bavarian?
They are Germany.
>>55190304
>though they have strange child policy
Oh FFS, that's just propaganda from people who beat their kids and/or got intoxicated so often that the CPS had to take the children into care. Foreign media and local politicians jumped on it, as it was a nice "scandal story" about an otherwise "perfect" western country, and the CPS are, by law, forbidden to hand out documentation unless the parents approve.
>>55190975
>Are you aware that all German culture is essentially Bavarian?
Bavaria is not Germany. Any non-Bavarian German will tell you that, if he's being honest.
Or, to put it slightly different: Austria is as German as Bavaria.
>>55190975
That's what bavarians want you to believe.
I'm from north western Germany and we have a lot more in common with danish and dutch people than with bavarians.
The problem is people think only about bavarians stuff when thinking of Germany.
Just because you don't know shit about Germany doesn't mean Bavaria = Germany.
>>55187303
if we conquer mexico then we have a bunch of greasy shitskins in our country. If they come here or we take them over its the same outcome, decent whites paying into welfare to be abused by filthy subhumans
>>55184038
Canada - DUDE
Mexico - they're rapists and blah blah blah
>>55184038
>Albania
pic related
>>55184038
Canada - Chinese colony. Nice people though.
Mexico - We should use the Monroe Doctrine to civilize this shithole once and for all.
>Austria
Can go fuck itself.
>France
Lazy, arrogant for no reason, incompetent and shit food. -8/10, go fuck yourselves.
>Germany
Deserves to suffer, release based BW and Bayern from your claws and you may live on.
>Italy
Lazy but good food, deserve to live.
>Liechtenstein
Absolute bros, no question.
>New Zealand
Yeah they're allright
>Indonesia
Can't wait until they invade
>Papa New Guinea
Their natives are one tier above abos
>sweden
Aside from the obvious, they conquered a lot of places and pretty much controlled northern Europe. Cool dudes, now infested with extreme liberalism.
>norway
Kind of like Sweden, just a bit more held back and quiet. Also, based vikings. But now infested with the same shit than Swedes.
>russia
Some places are ok, but has a lot of crime and an odd culture.
>estonia (even if technically doesn't share a border, 80km of water inbetween us)
Kind of like Finland with Down syndrome. Cheap stuff though, helps the Finnish economy a bit. Also, based because of the Soviet Union.
>>55189856
It must be sad to be totally irrelevant to your greatest nemesis.
>>55186751
>>55190304
>bandits
>criminals
not that all criminals from here go to your corrupted shithole,because your government supports them.
>>55190952
You're a flag
>>55184038
>tfw when your own country is the worst not one of the neighbours
>>55184038
>mexico
Poor, retarded, ugly, fat, and useless
>canada
Intelligent but effeminate and unmanly, nit-picky, depressed, no gunz,
>usa
>to be fair
Fucking nuke me
Pretty good
>>55191330
Are abos even human. They have to be the most ape looking "human" beaings there is on the face of the earth atm
>tfw when isis is your neighbour
>>55190816
no one is buying that, i mean, bachelet is just a spineless puppet of the "socialist" party.
she doesn't have the necessary skills to run the country, much less the skills to make a plot against anyone.
if we were talking about the ex president lagos or piñera i would say maybe, but she was just a failed publicity stunt.
pic unrelated to the topic but related to the thread
>>55191613
I read somewhere that they have on average 30% homo erectus blood in them. Explains a lot of their actions
>Scotland
historically great, recently le lost control of their faculties
>Wales
Big, poor county of England. They're kind of cool though.
>N. Ireland
Absolute madmen! Again pretty cool
>Ireland
Cool guys, muh herutidj
...
to extend a bit
>France
Historically enemies, but now I feel we are one and the same on the road to self-destruction - I feel u brothers
>Netherlands
Decent, overrun by kebab
>Belgium
Worse Netherlands, also overrun
>Iceland
Nice country, but give back British Isles' wimmin
>Norway
dunno
>>55191755
>homo erectus
lol apes confirmed
>Canada
Very cool people, love the land and the food
>Mexico
I've met alot of nice Mexican people. I don't get where the "rapists and thieves" came from. I really feel bad for the people who are still living at Mexico, however. The goverment are fucking shills and are seriously James Bond villian tier people. I don't really get what build wall will do. Maybe we should open English learning programs so the Mexican immigrants will learn,
>>55189918
>Some poles on 4chan seem to have a lot of hate for us germans though.
Well, there are some complexed people in every nation...
Russia – brought to our history nothing but poverty and misery
Germany – always seen us as something lower but didn't manage to dominate us or take away our land in the end. We had our nice moments though, they brought lots of trade industry and technology through history. Even now they are supporting us with EU funds.
Czech – we like them more than they like us. Actually they dislike us, but we don't care since they are harmless and irrelevant.
Lithuania – same as above, but they are even more butthurt.
Belarus – I don't even know what's going on there.
Ukraine – they deserve all that's coming to them including Russia and AIDS. Their national heroes (UPA) were worse scum than the most sick ISIS thugs.
Slovakia – I feel totally nothing towards them
>>55191975
>France
>Historically enemies, but now I feel we are one and the same on the road to self-destruction - I feel u brothers
Yeah it's kinda time to put our differences aside, even if it represents 2 thousand years of war, and face a common enemy.
We have mudslimes, mainly from Algeria, and niggers.
You have pakis, DESIGNATED, and also some other muslims.
Both countries got fucked because of feminism and muh politically correct politician that promotes quotes and shit. All in all though I'd say that you guys have it a little bit worse than us at the moment (but for how long?) when I see CCTV, muslims getting away with rape and other things.
It's time to unite under one banner and take arms, for the last crusade of mankind. Soon, we will march on Jerusalem and retake the holy land and in the process kill all the mudslimes and kikes we encounter.
Europe is counting on us, brethren.
>Norway
Cool people. I worked there for two years and they were the nicest brotier people I've ever met. (Sorry for the partysvenskere, btw)
>Denmark
Hard to imagine we've been mortal enemies before. Used to go sailing there every summer with family. Good food, relaxed people. Doing a lot better than Sweden in politics. Based potatogobblers.
>Finland
Cute mumin-language. I've been in both the Swedish parts and in Helsinki for work, and everyone was really nice and welcoming. The Swedish parts feel a lot more Swedish than most Swedish cities. Beautiful nature, mongol women and rallycar racing. Toptier internet presence.
>Estonia
Can into Nordic.
>Russia
Obviously part of the vodka belt. Culturally incredibly rich in literature, art (contemporary, classical and folk alike), though has many social problems.
Canada is bro tier. Similar culture and gun ownership.
Mexico would be great, minus the 3rd world economy, corrupt gov, and cartels. 5/10
>>55192994
Agreed desu, there's no way to say it other than to say it, I don't like you Frenchies but that doesn't mean that I don't respect that we have a lot in common. I'd work with you because of our similarities and that would be it.
>>55184038
You forgot Kosovo m8 :^)
>Mexico
Build Wall
>Canada
Build Wall
>>55193327
While you dislike Frenchies I don't have a problem with most Britbongs. Been in the UK several times and most people were chill even if I ran into a few odd xenophobic people.
Apparently instead of removing kebab in their own country they have nothing better to do than to hate on the French viscerally. But I can tell you that most people in France don't hate Britbongs, most people don't care at all desu.
But of course French people will always suffer from the Paris image. Paris is a meme city, full of assholes (I've lived there for 5 years so I know a thing or two about it). Hell, even the other French including myself hate people from Paris because they are a bunch of smug assholes that remind me of the San Francisco South Park episode.
A lot of other people hate on France because most French aren't fluent in other languages, but if you saw the level that foreign languages teachers are sporting here, you'd understand why most of the French suck at other languages.
It's either you learn by yourself or you don't.
>>55189057
This
>>55184038
All our neighbours are great, except they're still tough to deal with because they all think we're just part of them and should just give up sovereignty already.
>>55185449
I think that's what pacified Sweden so much. Your neighbors are too wonderful.
>Usa
Hard question because everywhere you go in the states people are regionally different. But from my experience I find they arent very polite. They arent much for small talk or pleasantries which feels weird for a Canadian. I like to shoot the shit and stay friendly. Its hard with the yanks.
>>55187129
The reason why Germany "has so many based neighbours" is because Germany is the least based country. That's why everyone else looks based to them.
They still think it's normal to be ashamed of your own country and ethnicity.
>>55193549
Maybe I dislike you lot because of the image that Paris gives, I say I dislike the French but I'd still give any Frenchmen a chance before I decide whether or not I dislike you.
>Faroe islands
They're ok I guess
>>55184038
Do sea borders count?
Anyway...
Russia - if a black hole passed through the earth and sucked Russia into it, I would not care.
Estonia - Baltic brothers or sisters, respect and love
Lithuania- Baltics brothers and sisters, love and nothing but love
Belarus - based as fuck and they don`t have an itch to tell others how to behave and how to live
>Romania
Used to dislike, now I like them more
>Turkey
Pretty good when secular
>Greece
Ekh
>Macedonia
Little brother
>Serbia
Hypocritical backstabbers, OK when ignoring history
Canada: Indifferent
Mexico: Bad
>>55185832
This? So, you are here in Mexico?
You just accomplished an awesome irony.
>>55185719
Germany isn't even second when it comes to beer. Czech and austrian beer are better.
>greece
can be okay neighbours
>serbia
love thy neighbour
>bulgaria
love thy neighbour
>albania
remove mudslime
>kosovo
remove mudslime
>Mexico
corrupt SHITHOLE occupied by obese subhumans BUILD WALL
>Canada
cleaner cities, los of natural beauty, best ally 4ever <333
>>55188957
>What a terrible language, terrible people too.
kek, if we didn't know better we'd think you lot sound like you're from the arse end of the other side of China.
