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2 dead already.

>A single spear was thrown which precipitated a storm of spears resulting in two dead and another man currently listed as critical but stable condition in hospital in Darwin.
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>>55175509
nice source faget
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>>55175509
Thread theme song

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks
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>>55175562
Sauce bottle


http://news.com.au/national/crime/two-men-19-and-29-killed-and-another-seriously-injured-in-a-riot-at-groote-eylandt/story-fns0kb1g-1227599967715
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>>chimp out
>>no mention of race in the article anywhere

do you guys even have black people in straya?
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>>55175606
>groote eylandt

top lel, are this the same didgeridindus who got $200 million dollarydoos and pissed it all away on buying new cars for 14 year olds?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-04/groote-eylandt-trust-fund-what-happened/6905600
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BAN ASSAULT SPEARS NOW
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>>55175664
You're joking right? Is this bait?
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>>55175664
Look up "Aborigine".
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>>55175742
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>>55175742
It is better than if they were using their "god-given guns", actually.
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>>55175770
>>55175757
Abo =/= black
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>>55175606
>live on a place called big Island.
>be subhuman
>throw spears.
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>be australian
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>get speared
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>be american
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>get killed at school
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>One senior man told the Sunday Territorian he was on way to meet with others to diffuse the situation.
>“There will be spears flying everywhere today,” he said.

This makes me want to get my SCA war unit together and fly down there and offer our services as a medieval-themed PMC.
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>be australian
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k
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>shitpost
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>>55175509
>Darwin

Been there and it's a shithole, abo everwhere, can't swin because of crocs. Fucking NT.
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>>55175509
>City called Darwin
>filled with creatures that evolution forgot about.
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>>55176584
>including ur mom
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>>55176451
You'd be arrested, booted out, and they'd all receive compensation money
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>literally spearchuckers
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>>55176677
Terrifying.
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>>55175509
What a beautiful country Australia is.
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>>55176683
like your dad once, Tyrone
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>>55176804
That's actually kind of beautiful.
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>>55176804
What a beautiful country America is.
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>He said a male relative intervened and one of the women was knocked out.

What a remarkably unbiased, professional media way of putting this.

Kek.
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>>55176421
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>>55176412
>>55176421
>>55176458
>>55176604
>>55176807
>>55176853
Are you an abbo? How did you learn how to use a computer?
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>>55176853

At leasr our country loves God more.
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>>55176853
it's not beautiful.

it's real as fuck tho

Now why doesn't everyone just get the fuck out.
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>>55175509
>http://news.com.au/national/crime/two-men-19-and-29-killed-and-another-seriously-injured-in-a-riot-at-groote-eylandt/story-fns0kb1g-1227599967715

TYPICAL FUCKING COONS
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>>55176956
WEW BIG STRONG AMERICAN MULTI-QUOTING
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>>55175606
>spears flying everywhere
ahahaha
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Ugh..just ugh... it's 2015 and you STILL haven't banned spear chuckers yet. Get with it Australia!
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>>55176804
That's blackfellacountry.
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>literally chucking spears
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>>55177243
what do you expect? They are fucking stuck in the stone ages. The faster they die the better.
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>>55175701
Yes
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>>55177243
Man, spearchucker is my favourite racial slur. It goes over most people's heads, which makes it a lot easier to work it in to a conversation and watch the confusion spread across someone's face.
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>>55175854

Its Southern Land. Australis is latin for south. But yeah Abos aren't even black.
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>>55177689
You should give "jungle bunny" a spin.
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>“There will be spears flying everywhere today”

Australia has a new catch-phrase.
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>>55176473
fuck u cunt i live in darwin.
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>>55175815
well it sure as shit doesn't equal white son
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>>55177862
It is a shithole. The heat is fucked the humidity is more fucked you got angry drunk abos staggering about either trying to knock off anything thats not tied down or trying to pick fights. You can't swim anywhere for the crocs to cool off and escape pissheads/abos its just a fucked place mate.
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>>55177759
THROW
SPEAR
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>>55177747
Jungle bunny is more of a term you say about a black girl you want to fuck though, kind of like snow bunny
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>>55177243
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Are you staryans going to fight back with boomerangs?
Because we all know you cunts dont have guns to fight back with
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>>55175606
>One senior man told the Sunday Territorian he was on way to meet with others to diffuse the situation. “There will be spears flying everywhere today,” he said.

>There will be spears flying everywhere today
>There will be spears flying everywhere today
>There will be spears flying everywhere today
>There will be spears flying everywhere today
This should be part of the Australian weather forecast.
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>>55175509
Here's some footage from the confrontation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqxV06v-t5A
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>There will be spears flying everywhere today

My sides have gone omnidirectional
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>>55175802
Nah, same shit
>ban assault hands
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>>55175509
do they seriously still use atlatls?
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>>55178468
hah, first thing I thought of

god damn that's a good movie

fucking Nick Cave man
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>Went to do some shopping earlier
>Bunch of Abos causing a ruckus in the car park
>One Maori dude recording it all
>They took issue with being recorded and demanded he stop while throwing shit at him
>He loudly calls them niggers and keeps recording
>Go inside and ask why there's abos everywhere
>They came in to town for a funeral
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>>55178602
kek no abos never invented weapons
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BAN SPEARS
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Australia's Aborigines (those whose ancestry is not mixed) have an average IQ of 62.

They were unaware that there was a connection between sex and pregnancy, until outsiders taught them. This should give you a good idea of their cognitive limits.

The only two groups with lower IQs are the Bushmen of the Kalahari and the Pygmies of the Congo

Average the 100 IQ of the Englishman with the 62 of the Aborigine, and you get 81. That's a very dangerous IQ. Just smart enough to make big trouble.

You have an individual who is not going to be able to get very far in an advanced society.But he will be able to understand, hen told by media and 'educators', that he should be able to be a doctor or an architect...but is somehow prevented from so being by 'discrimination', or 'the system'.

So, instead of happily working on a cattle station, or driving a delivery truck, he will do so unhappily. The culture of victimization-awareness created by the Liberal Orthodoxy is making people, the world over, unhappy with their lot in life, and resentful of those populations who have more and who can do more.

But how much can you do for someone with an IQ of 62? At one point, the threshold for Mental Retardation was 85. But political pressure forced the threshold to be changed to 70 (too many non-whites fell below 85)

So, we're talking about a population with an IQ eight points below what the most delusional social engineer concedes is 'retarded'. Now, imagine the synergistic/intensifying effect of a whole

There's a huge problem, right now, with Aborigines sniffing Gasoline. Child-molestation is epidemic, too: particularly for the children of the Gasoline sniffers, who are too out-of-it to protect their offspring. Other social ills are out of control, too. Virtually everyone feels for them. Everyone wants to fix their problems. But how?
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>>55178716
>go to City
>group of boongs (as usual) in the centre arguing over shit
>one of them takes a goon bag from the other and drops it
>they fight
funny shit, fucked up though
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>>55178602
No. The closest thing they had was a hard stick sharpened on both sides, called a Boomerang. The modern conception of a boomerang that returns when thrown wasn't invented by abos, it was invented by European settlers.
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>>55178602
Yes, but they call it a Woomera so they can say they invented it.
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>>55178758
their populations simply weren't dense enough for full on smallpoxing, were they?
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>be me
> take "archery" elective at college
> they just have to spend a day where a black "principal" from another school comes in and literally brings spears with that stick you chuck them off of and makes everyone become honorary niggers for an hour chucking them at the target

I muttered muh dik muh dik bix nood under my breath as I chucked.
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>>55178716
Dude recording sounds like a bit of a twat, tb h
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>>55175509

Such a beautiful and proud people that we can learn so much from.

I also recognise the traditional custodians of this land the wangamungawallaboorroongabungawungarooloo people.
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>>55178844

>recording abos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WiO5j89hwU

this is old as hell and I'm still not sure what to make of it
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>>55178843
>I muttered muh dik muh dik bix nood under my breath as I chucked.

good man.
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>>55178767
Oh m8

>Few months back
>Heading home from work in the middle of the night
>Cops have pulled up an old abo lady with a pram outside the pub
>Cop puts her in the drunk tank
>reaches in to the pram
>Pulls out a Goon Sack
>Chucks the goon in the back seat, throws the pram in the back with the abo

Just another Friday night.
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>>55178826
They tried hard though, the fact that any abbo's had small pox tells you that.
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>>55178931
>reaches in to the pram
>Pulls out a Goon Sack
>Chucks the goon in the back seat, throws the pram in the back with the abo

I thought you spoke English is Australia
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>actual spear chucker chucking spears
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>>55178758
I hear that IQ figure thrown around a lot, and I do not dispute whether the number is correct.

But when was it obtained?

Is it accounting for whether these people have received formal education, or whether their mother drank heavily during pregnancy?
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>>55179052
>I have never seen a paddy wagon
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>>55178931

obligatory

>yfw animal control throws them in cages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Q-8o9z1DA
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>>55178931
Speak English nigga
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>>55177927
No one implied that. Abos are a separate species. They aren't even human. They're more closely related to Neanderthals but about 100 times uglier.
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>>55175815
You're right being abbo isnt the same as being black however the cunts are worse if you actually go to the out back.

In the middle of Australia they will chimp out on the road as cars come by in hopes you hit them so 20 others can jump out and steal your shit, If you manage to hit one you are not to stop but keep driving the police dont care if you kill or seriously hurt one.

Oh and we have about 15 sudo's to each white person black cunts are everywhere and the blackest of cunts.
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>>55179196
>They're more closely related to Neanderthals

The complete opposite actually.
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>>55179108

> Paddy Wagon.
> Not Divisional Van.

YOU'RE GOIN HOME IN THE BACK OF A DIVVY VAN!
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>>55177706
"Groote Eylandt" is big island in Dutch, weird spelling though (probably old).
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>>55178931
oh m8 m8
>Hungry Jack's
>sitting around
>2 dindigerydoonuffin "women" come up to us
>start talking shit because idiot greek kid said something about junkies because a heroin addict was currently shooting up in the toilets
>they think he as talking about them
>"my land! you came here by boat, you came here by boat" etc.
>turns to black friend " you're the worst of em, you came here by boat"
>tries to punch my pom friend
>goes up to one of my mates that looks like and aborigine but isn't at all (tiny bit of maori made him look like that i think)
>goes on about "my Nephew you shouldn't be hanging around these dumb whiteys (or some shit like that) you should be with the other aborigines"
>eventually they leave
fuck sakes, so many stories about that shithole HJs, like when my mate got punched in the face by some meth addict woman with her husband trying to pull her back and their kid with a filth ratty doing god knows what in the background.
she eventually came back and offered him $100 to not call the cops, fuckin wog with his pride didnt take it.
i hate this shithole
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>>55178758

this is the best post ive ever seen on here. and you earned yourself a rare.
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>>55175701
>didgeridindus

keking my ass off
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>>55178758
Don't forget they need PSAs to tell them not to sleep in the middle of the road.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg

Got to give them credit. They're the world's best argument for inherit racial disparity.
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>A single spear was thrown
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>55177862
Darwin here too, senpai. Self-hating half-caste cunt reporting in.

>tfw got cushy government job with affirmative action

I was out at Groote Eyland earlier during the year when they were rioting, too. TRG had to be called in from the mainland to calm shit down and arrest cunts. Afterwards the police got some pizza from the resort there. Good times.
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>>55175664
Abbos, man.
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I have had it with racism on this board, Aborignals are the most marginalised group in Australia and it's fucking disgusting that this shit is still going on. It's 2015 for fuck's sake, enough with the petty racism bullshit. The idea that Aboriginals are somehow not as smart as European Australians is not true and quite racist in itself. We are all equal.
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>>55179965
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>>55179794
Fucking same, holy fuck that's genius.
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>>55180015
YOU ONLY HAD TO STATE THE CURRENT YEAR
DONT CALL IT A DATE ITS THE PRESENT YOU CHOSE
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>>55178257

>fight back

Boongs killing boongs, everyone wins
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>>55179965
>Saying abbos are as smart as europeans
>Saying we are all equal

Don't make me laugh, you're clearly lying.
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>>55179965
>marginalized
>le current year
>all equal
Australia is shitpost king
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>>55175509
wtf even is this country
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>alice springs is the stabbing capital of the world because abo fucks can't stop stabbing each other in the thigh
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>>55180091

On fox news today some female "correspondent" was criticizing the ladies from "The View" for calling calling fiorina ugly.

>she actually said "COME ON, ITS 2015"
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>be australian
>get speared
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>>55177689
"pavement ape" is best ape
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interesting
maybe we could use these spear throwers against the emus...
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>literally spear chuckers
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>>55180301

The average nigger doesn't live anywhere near a paved road.

Not since they wuz kings an shiet.
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>>55178861
>wangamungawallaboorroongabungawungarooloo
Underrated
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>>55175664
What the fuck man? Did you literally just crawl out of your mothers vagina and hop on the keyboard?

If so then what a talented baby you are
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>>55180301
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>be australian
>at the midnight release for Fallout 4
>about to hand the cashier my $120 for the game
>get speared
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>>55180477
meant to post his
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>>55180444

thanks, nice trips.
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>>55178555
BAN ASSAULT MINDS
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>>55175509
Don't instil fear
Bin that spear
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>>55180685
Save some ammo,
Spear that abbo
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>>55178758
>There's a huge problem, right now, with Aborigines sniffing Gasoline.
Nope, not any more. We got the oil companies to develop a special kind of petrol that can't be sniffed, to be used in aboriginal communities.

Problem solved.
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>>55179965
Fucken 9/10 well disguised trolling m8. You almost had me.
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>>55180872

That's a shit tier bait m8, how did u get past the first line? I expected more from u guys.
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>>55178826
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Line
not enough people to do the whole continent
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>>55179289
>Paddy wagon
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>>55181120
>He doesn't have paddy wagons.
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>>55181011
Why do they all look like Jimmy Walker?
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>>55175701
>didgeridindus
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>>55175509
>in Darwin.

>DARWIN

>D-A-R-W-I-N
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>>55175701
>didgeridindus
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>>55175701
>didgeridindus
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>>55175509
Ban assault spears
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>>55178861
>>55180444
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CmWDeJa9sW
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>>55176804
>Shack someone actually lives in
>>55176853
>Semi-demolished abandoned building
Totally the same m8
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are Australians even typing in English on this thread?

they bastardized their language so much with slang, that somehow i feel less informed about the threads topic.
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>>55177689
Melanin Enriched is a good one. You really can't beat spear chuckers and jungle bunnies though honestly. Picaninny gets an honourable mention.
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>>55175802
>It is better than if they were using their "god-given guns", actually.

I doubt Aboriginals would be able to afford and maintain guns, even if they were widely available.
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>>55178716
Why do Maoris seem so much better than them? Maybe they aren't and I've been lied to.
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>>55179122
>being a woman police officer
>your job is to be cheerleader for man actually doing the job
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>>55181659

if they could use them to steal petrol, they would find a way
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>>55179927
I don't believe you're Aboriginal. Your grasp of English is far too good.
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>>55178843
That's a thing? I might have enjoyed college if I could've taken up archery again.
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>>55175509
kek remember that shit the next time some ass hole says"derp ban gunz"
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>>55181584
Which words don't you understand? Sometimes foreigners are confused by terms/phrases we use that are so commonplace I can't anticipate which ones they mean.
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>>55179230
They are modern homo-habillus
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>>55181803
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>>55179196
>Neanderthals
American Idiot by Green Day is playing in my head right now.
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>>55181803
Huh... uncanny resemblance.
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>Used to live in Broome
>Abos fucking everywhere 24/7
>Move to Canberra
>Have not seen a single one yet in the 4 years I've been here
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>>55181584
>>55181785
Not only that but with Americans I have seen them confused by terms/phrases that are actually used in America.
eg. Saying "fuck all" to mean nothing.
Multiple times I've been talking to an American and the exchange is like this:
>what's going on, anon?
fuck all, mate.
>woah, what's your problem?
Now I had just assumed this must be an Australian phrase and Americans don't use it: but then I actually saw it used in American media.
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>>55176804
>>55176853
These are both examples of places black people live in. These by no means represent their countries, just because the black minority have to populate a country doesn't mean they get the best bits of it.
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Post essential /abocore/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
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>>55181875

Yeh just gotta deal with dem Sudo trolley boys tho
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>>55181891
They think you're saying "Fuck off." It's the accent.
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>>55181978
I don't know if that thing is a man or a woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU
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Did abos even fight back? We had the hardest cunts in the pacific to deal with, how the fuck did you guys not wipe these sub humans out?
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>>55181998
Nope, it was text.
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>>55182029
There's a good doco series that isn't too blue-pilled, you might be able to find it all on youtube. It's called "First Australians" and came out a few years back. One episode details how some Aboriginals fought us with tactics including arson.
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>>55175701

>didgeridindus
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>>55181978

>its not the bikey boys
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>>55179052
This. Can someone translate to English English?
Goon sack can be googled, but goon and pram cannot.
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>>55175701
FUARK m8, how did someone not come up with that sooner? Good work.
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>>55179893

>would throw a spear at you
>cant handle mean words thrown back

the life of an abbo.
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>>55182243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivq5icJnGXk

happy now?
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>>55182250
goon sack or goon bag refers to cheap box wine.

Goon is slang for booze

A pram is stroller, or baby carriage.
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>>55182250
Pram= stroller = bed with wheels on it that you push babies around in.

Goon = cheap wine that comes in a foil bag with a tap on it that comes wrapped in a cardboard box.
Goon sack = the foil bag.
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obviously there are some territorians ITT?

>go to Mitchell St on a Friday or Saturday night
>abos sitting out the front of those shitty flats across from the cinema
>busking by tapping two sticks together that he broke off the nearest tree
>one time they were tapping odd thongs together

Man, Darwin was awesome for abo stories. I never believed the stereotype until I moved there.
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>>55182312
>until I moved there

Why on Earth would you do a terrible thing like that?
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>>55181249
Who needs a paddy wagon when you have hearses?
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>>55175606
That's a fair shake
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>>55182270
love it how they got the only "white" guy in the whole village to do shitty bunnyhops
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>>55175701
>>groote eylandt
Means big island in Dutch, but island is spelled all retarded.
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>>55182447
like most of your gay ass language
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>>55181011

Aaaaaah they look like they belong in a zombie movie. I'd huff gasoline too if that was the only thing available for me to fuck.
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>>55182445
I like the photo towards the end of the two lefty white guilt faggots who helped them, aka: did the whole thing, with the video.

To be honest though the video has always unsettled me a little bit. The way they look and the way they move. It just doesn't sit right with me.
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>>55182447
"zó geschreven in een oude Nederlandse spelling"
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>>55182476
English is a Dutch dialect. Sorry woobajooba.
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>>55176473
you can swim there, i've swam in the beach heaps, you just shouldnt swim in the ocean during wet season due to the crocs n the stingers n the sharks. also this didnt happen in Darwin
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>>55178758
Reading your beautiful post made me all teary-eyed. I was thinking of J. Philippe Rushton who died a few years ago. Who will take his place? The world is sadder without people who speak the truth.
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>>55182476
At least it actually is a language, unlike your bastardized English.
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>>55182533
>To be honest though the video has always unsettled me a little bit. The way they look and the way they move. It just doesn't sit right with me.
they move like some sort of animal imo
>two lefty white guilt faggots
that reminds me of a time i met a guy with dreads, sandals, the whole commie stoner deal and turns out he was a slightly-right wing libertarian, good cunt.
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>>55182542
>>55182581
cmon m90s, i was just havin a laff
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>>55182581
>Murkin
>calling our English bastardised

PFFFFT oh you wacky seppos
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>>55175509
I can see the headline now.

>Spearchucking immigrants kill 2 Australian men
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At least abos make good forward pockets
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>>55182581
You bastardise it way worse than us.

You fucked up so many words. "Homely". "Suspenders". You need z's in your words instead of s's because it's too confusing. You drop the u's in words like colour and honour because you only feel comfortable with babyish language skills.
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>>55182699
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>>55182374
Army
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>>55182706
fucking roasted Seppo cunt
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Question: is there a difference between Maoris and Abos?
Are Maoris Abos too? Are they degenerate like Abos ?
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>>55182538
Nouns ending with a d never have a trailing t. Such things are exclusive to verbs. But the language has been cleaned up several times over the ages of incongruencies like that. You're probably right.
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>>55182677
lol is that real?
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>>55176451
>SCA
>Doing anything remotely dangerous
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>>55181659
Those abbos out there have lots of guns. Lots of the cheap shit ones that weren't handed in during the buyback tend to trickle over there. It's ammo they have a hard time getting and they only see the guns as tools for shooting food, they're also terrible at gun maintenance and don't quite understand that they need to be maintained at all. When they want to kill the neighbors they pick up spears and rock and shit for some reason though.

Source: I live around them.
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>>55182731
Ah of course.

I'd actually consider joining the armed forces if I didn't have to go to NT.
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>>55182762
They are degenerate and violent, loud and crass. So much the same as Abos, although I don't think Maoris rape kids as much.
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>>55175606
Groote Eylandt? Fuck, one of my co-workers is working there.
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>>55182762

From what I've heard they're pretty much the opposite of abos. Hopefully someone will provide details.
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>>55182762
big diff

maoris are coconiggers and can generally articulate their thoughts and communicate coherently. all the ones i know personally are thugs though.
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>>55182762
Maoris are far more advanced. Some credit them with inventing trench warfare to counter the firearms of the invading british.
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>>55175509
>Darwin
Not even once tbqh pham.
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>>55182762
Maori's come from the Pacific Islands, in turn Polys come from Taiwan. Abos come from New Guinea.
The abos were still nomadic when Europeans first arrived and were dying out.
Maori had static tribes, trade, agriculture etc.
Maoris have one of the highest KDs of any native race against Europeans.
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>>55181717
Maybe he's only 0,5% abo but still gets the benefits.
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>>55181978
Saved this for ultra keks. What a bunch of shit.
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>>55182816
It really isn't that bad, I moved here 8 years ago and I would rather live here than anywhere. If you're some kind of inner-city poofter (which is fine if you are) then it isn't for you.
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Fucking abos. Literally a bunch of spear chuckers. Should have fucking finished them when we had the chance.
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I'd expect that from Darwin desu.
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>>55181875
Stay clear of charny, bundah and queanbo mate, unless you have some mad cunt mate who'll deck those boongs. Fighting abbos will curl your mullet.
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>>55178115
I spent a couple of weeks in Darwin and literally had no issues. I saw quite a few drunk Aboriginals but they didn't even hassle me for cigarettes, alcohol, money or try to pick a fight. Was I lucky or something?
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>>55175701
That thing's a woman?!
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>>55178843
No lie, spear throwing is pretty fun.
>tfw mexican
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>>55182374
He didn't believe the stereotypes before hand.
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>>55175701
>didgeridindus
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>>55182374
Cheap housing? I remember hearing you lot bitch about civilized east coast property being greater than 300k AUD. Kinda hilarious given that your island is a giant undeveloped hellhole, but I get it that, this is the price of civilization rather then homesteading on wasteland or living among the abos.
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>>55183037
>Fighting abbos will curl your mullet

Congratz. That is the most Australian thing I have ever heard someone say.
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>>55183196
it is. i used to be a track and field athlete and javelin throw was the funnest shit ever. also got to see a man get impaled by a javelin and i knocked myself out with a javelin twice.
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>>55175701
>Didgeridindus

That'll do, mate, that'll do...
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>>55176804
>>55176853
*colony
ftfy
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>>55184694
Does that by proxy make us a colony of Pakistan?
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>>55178758
>implying the retardation lines aren't drawn by standard deviations
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>This whole fucking thread
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>>55184757
but if pakistan is india, and india is a colony of britain, and britain is a colony of pakistan, then who was phone?
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>>55175509
>throwing spears
>in the CURRENT YEAR

I mean, come on! It's 2015!
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>>55185008
I'll have you know that they are gender fluid spears with preferred pronouns.
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>>55185061
Right, right
I'll work that into my mixtape. Dropping in early 2016 pham
Shits fire 2bh
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"Their behaviour was absolutely disgusting"
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How can anyone look at an aboriginal and say they're the same as white people or 'we're all the same'
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>>55175573
What language is this?
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>>55186691
Step 1: Suppress instinct
Step 2: Suppress science
Step 3: Be a sanctimonious, histrionic reject
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>>55175509
ban assault spears
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>>55177689
i lost my shit hHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA fucking spear chuckers HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
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>>55178758
more gasoline huffing, obviously
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>>55178758
this whole post my keks are gone oh dear

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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BAN HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT SPEARS
NO ONE NEEDS AN ASSAULT SPEAR
YOU CANT EVEN HUNT WITH A SPEAR, IT WOULD DESTROY THE GAME
SPEARS DONT BELONG ON THE STREETS
ONLY THE MILITARY AND POLICE WITH SUFFICIENT TRAINING SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE THEM
VICTIMS OF AUSTRALIAN MASS SHOOTINGS ASK THAT SPEARS ARE MADE ILLEGAL
THERE IS NO DEBATE, SPEARNUTS MUST LEAVE THIS COUNTRY
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>>55175659
look fit
>mfw more active sex life then you....
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Bunch of abos killing each other with spears

>MFW
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>there are ACTUAL spear chuckers causing havoc in small town Australia at this moment

Thought it was a dailymail article at first or something.

>SPEAR CHUCKERS
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>>55175701

>didgerdindus
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AYY BRUV im here for the interview
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>>55177927
>Been ere for 40,000 years, invented a stick
>None of the white chicks want this tiny abbo dick
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>>55177689
>spearchucker
>It goes over most people's heads
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>>55181666
Maoris are bro tier compared to abos. They work their arses of in construction and other heavy labour jobs, lots work in security too. An average maori probably does more hard work in a week than an abo has done in its whole life.
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>>55179965
Jesus Christ it's true. Us Aussies are shitposters.
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>>55187278
Vindicated.

13 years after the fact.
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>>55187310
is that a down's abo or just a normal one?
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>>55177689

I like "Boot Lips" myself.
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>>55175701
>didgeridindus
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>>55187875
I'm not sure it makes a difference.
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>>55181120

It never occurred to me what the origin of the phrase 'paddy wagon' was until I was out drinking one night with an Irish guy and said something about someone 'getting tossed in the paddy wagon'.

He was not amused.
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>>55175701
>didgeridindus
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>>55175701
>didgeridindus

Very nice anon. Very nice.
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>>55181891
The majority of Americans are retarded. The rest are anti-intellectual.
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>>55175701
>didgeridindus
great australian posts 1
australian shitposts 1,000,000
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>>55176804
Stop taking photomajobs of me Holden, mate.
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>>55176804

Look at the bright side of this pic. The dude that owns that XJ Jeep Cherokee came prepared.
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>>55175701
Holy shit dude. A new name is born.
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