Have you ever outfoxed a Jew, /pol/? Know anyone who has? Stories of Jewish in-fighting? Post them here.
I once pimped a self hating kike's anal virginity for 1000 dollars. The guy who bought it was a meth dealer.
>>53763520
>Have Jewish friend
>Hanging out with him, going to a Jewish gathering.
>Some argument about the Lubovicher rebbe, and how he's apparently just like how Christianity started or something.
>Actually starts a fistfight, and I wind up punching a guy I didn't know to keep him away from my bro.
That happened years ago, and to be honest, I'm still not entirely sure what it was about.
>>53763520
Turned a feminist lesbian sjw jewess into a straight grill who just wanted to have a comfy and loving family. Donno if that counts, but it felt good.
I'm jewish. Last year my gas company shut off my gas for non payment. I called them up, explained that I was jewish and that they should turn the gas back on. They didn't. I was directed to contact some welfare kind of government agency. When I called them a nigger answered and she didn't understand my grammatically correct english. After a few more tries I checked my jewish privilege and gave up.
My brother married a Jew after she demanded it for 4 years and then left him after 6 months.
>>53763520
A lot of my friends are jewish. A few of them have come up with some genuinely devilish schemes. They did work though. And they all went to public middle school like me and have problems with the elitist modern orthodox kids from the private jewish middle school. So I guess that's jew on jew fighting.
>>53763520
Lawyer here, I'm probably 10 times worse than jews.
>Oy vey, you haven't forgotten about that contract you signed, right? I hope you enjoy feeding me shekels for the next 5 years.
>>53763520
There was a jewish family in my town, two brothers, but from different dads. one had a deformed ear and got picked on relentlessly. he started to learn capoeira to defend himself but was BTFO by some fat kid.
>>53765671
>learn capoeira to defend himself
it's a fucking dance
>>53764011
>I called them up, explained that I was jewish and that they should turn the gas back on
Laughed harder than I should
>>53766373
Probably a Tekken player
Capo has some nice kicks though
