Being american

>>53722877
>be me
>go outside
>refugees everywhere

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>>53722917
Patience brother, patience

>be me
>go to meet my mother in the town centre
>can't tell her apart from the other walking post boxes

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>>53722877
>Be me
>Be Australian
>Get tax deductions every time I shitpost on /pol/
>Laugh while I make Ahmed's bed and buy condoms in preperation

Wasn't the story behind this OP's pic that a Jewish lady accidentally threw out her wedding ring in NYC?

IIRC it was discussed on /pol/ a few years back.

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>>53722877
>Tfw some asshole was arrested for possession of weapons in my campus.

The meme is real.

>>53723358
>Be me
>Be burgerking
>proudly causing obesity and premature death in Americans

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>>53723561
>TFW I've been to Burger king only once in my life
>it was in China
You get points for trying

>>53722877

I just wanna throw it out there that trade schools are the better education option, and. . .Well, you never fucking hear about mass-shootings at trade schools.

>>53722877
>be me
>go outside
>say hello to the neighbor
>go to store and realise everything is expensive and salaries are in the shitter
>go home empty handed and realise i literally (absolute and relative) pay more for utilities than people in NYC or Singapore
>sit and dread my life in my safe and beautiful country

>Goyim, what are you doing in there?
>come, we'll help you get out.