> Be me
> americandream.jpg
> Go to college
> Get shot
>>53722877
>be me
>go outside
>refugees everywhere
>>53722917
Patience brother, patience
>be me
>go to meet my mother in the town centre
>can't tell her apart from the other walking post boxes
>>53722877
>Be me
>Be Australian
>Get tax deductions every time I shitpost on /pol/
>Laugh while I make Ahmed's bed and buy condoms in preperation
Wasn't the story behind this OP's pic that a Jewish lady accidentally threw out her wedding ring in NYC?
IIRC it was discussed on /pol/ a few years back.
>>53722877
>Tfw some asshole was arrested for possession of weapons in my campus.
The meme is real.
>>53723358
>Be me
>Be burgerking
>proudly causing obesity and premature death in Americans
>>53723561
>TFW I've been to Burger king only once in my life
>it was in China
You get points for trying
>>53722877
I just wanna throw it out there that trade schools are the better education option, and. . .Well, you never fucking hear about mass-shootings at trade schools.
>>53722877
>be me
>go outside
>say hello to the neighbor
>go to store and realise everything is expensive and salaries are in the shitter
>go home empty handed and realise i literally (absolute and relative) pay more for utilities than people in NYC or Singapore
>sit and dread my life in my safe and beautiful country
>Goyim, what are you doing in there?
>come, we'll help you get out.
