I've been sent a letter to be a prospective juror, how do I get out of this shit? I don't give a fuck about what other crimes niggas are up to. I ride for my niggas, I die for my niggas! I don't care about what crime has happened everything is non-guilty to me.
Reply back with a letter of acceptance. Preface each sentence with the phrase "According to the prophecy,".
remind them you post on a paranoid white supremacist imageboard. screencaps should help
Tell them you might be bias or it goes against your religion or some made up bullshit.
>>53719754
Tell them you believe current laws are racist. Bam, no more jury.
>>53719754
be careful aussie, we have sent many Maoris to your lands and they commit vast amounts of crime. do your patriotic duty and imprison that wog.
>>53722315
this oughta do tbh fam
Just go if you have a job they pay you and you eat dick on your phone for 8 hours
Just throw away the letter. Literally nothing will happen. Just say you never got it
>>53719754
Write back and say, "Sign me up! Just tell me what we got to do to lynch these niggers, boss."
>>53719754
i thought this was only an American thing
>>53719754
Tell them that it will take time away from your daily shiposting duties, an Aussie not shiposting even for a day is as insane as a nigger not chimping out
>>53719754
Do your civic duty you fucking nigger
