Shortly after midnight Eastern US time on October thirteenth several Tetra-Magnetic Psymorph vehicles reentered the atmosphere and landed in several unknown locations. They disturbed radar in such a way that we knew they were in the air but couldn't pinpoint a location through the interference.
Something fucking huge is going down.
>>53710171
GERMANY WILL ACCEPT ALL THE ALIEN REFUGEES AND GIVE THEM HOUSES
At least if I die beating my meat to boipucci, I, along with my computer will be completely vaporized and my family won't learn of the embarrassing manner in which I died.
>>53710171
Time to kill me some aliens
>>53710171
What are you on about?
>>53710171
ayyyyyy
>>53710221
At this point intelligence suggests the TMP vehicles were being piloted by human beings. A few years ago some guys escaped Earth in a space station, thats what the International Space Station and various moon trips and exploratory probes have been for. We've been searching for these fuckers for years and were hoping they were dead. They claimed they were going into space to evolve, and to also adopt the Maoist strategy of letting your enemy "advance onward toward defeat".
>>53710500
Lmao
>>53710171
what
GAS THE GREYS
SPACE WAR NOW
>>53710171
I sneeze on them.
It's super effective.
>>53710565
w-what are you even implying?
>>53710803
We have found the cure.
Be ready to rejoice, my friends.
>>53710221
AND CHANGE THEIR LINES
Oh boy!!! A radio show
Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine
>>53711117
I get this reference!
explain this denial-fags
ITS HAPPENING AY LMAO