Who is the greatest american of all time?
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>>53705538
>YFW the pabst lose to the clots
>>53705538
Scruffy Jenner, brave transpecial athlete
Barack Obama.
Disclaimer: this is a post of fiction.
>>53705538
Probably Arnold.
>Immigrant but white so it's cool
>Independent millionaire via construction business by age 22
>Greatest body builder to every live throughout 20s
>Becomes greatest action hero to ever live.
>Marries into the Kennedy family
>Becomes Governor of most populous state in the union
>Bangs his ugly maid cause he doesn't give a fuck
>Continues to make action movies after leaving office
His life is basically like Forrest Gump. Dude can't lose.
>>53705538
Benjamin Netanyahu
>>53705538
>>53704816 (OP)
Oh hai, Portugal! Why u do this?
>>53698429
>>53701994
>>53704816
Oh wait, what am I saying? You're not here any more, you're already starting your next greatest slide thread.
>>53706128
B-but Stallone would still beat his ass.
This guy or JFK
bobby fischer
