/pol/ how do we steal it?
Inception
>>53620316
mini coopers
Convert to plasma then spend next thousand years sweeping it up out of the desert.
>>53620316
Whats in the box
>>53620316
You won't even make back what you spent on that piece of trash, now their leaders toilets in gold, that would be worth stealing.
Aren't muslims not allowed to look at naked men?
>Smear gay porn posters all over it.
>Muslims not allowed to look at it
>steal
>Muslims never know who stole because weren't looking
>>53620524
nothing really
>>53620524
a space rock worshiped by shitskins
>>53620316
>steal
>implying cranes falling, stampedes and earthquakes aren't already thinning the herd
Let's get some stormfags to "convert" and then an hero next to the damn thing.
We put the man, the myth, the legend on the case.
>>53620316
obrigatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLDhMU5JvMk
>>53620316
You don't have to. If we just blow it up, all Muslims worldwide will shut down Phantom Menace style.
>>53623200
>Shut down phantom menace style
Oh my fuck, that was a good one.
>>53620861
Fucking genius
>go to remote american town
>build a replica
>announce to the world you have discovered the true mecca
of course you would need to lay a fake paper trail and follow it for 5 or 6 years before the big reveal
but then its smooth sailin'. nab the stone while they argue over the decoy.
