plz help guys, how do I become governor of Somalia? I am gonna book a flight so I can take control of the country. I'm serious.
>>53600241
Take some fried chicken in your luggage.
>Dumb aussie shitposters can't do shit by themselves.
>>53600440
>kek
No but srysly I need to bring world peace. Anyone here know how to speak Somalian?? I need a translator to tell the locals that 'I am the new leader.' I am going to have learn a few catch phrases in the native tongue to seem legit to my people.
>>53600241
You can't get it tomorrow, but do get make yourself a mercenary group and join in the Somali warfare, soon you'll have contacts on the inside and you'll gain legitimacy to rule more area as times goes on
>>53600620
OI CUNT
PUT ANOTHER SHITPOST ON THE BARBIE
>>53600241
Read a book on gorilla warfare.
>>53600241
how are you going to govern somalia if you are asking /pol/ for advice
you are going to get raped by jamal and then if your family is rich, your sorry ass will be ransomed
maybe you'll learn your worth this way
>>53600620
Just make random monkey sounds and wave you're dick around, thats basically how they talk.
>>53600620
>Anyone here know how to speak Somalian
No, but most of my neighbors do.
>>53600241
the best way to learn somalian is to invite some "syrian refugees" to come and live with you
better put a lock on your sister's door though
Join the winning side of the civil war, kill some rebels/pirates, become known amongst the people, win
>>53602267
cheeky keeewy, good thing my sister isn't a sheep aye? shuxuuuxu shuuxx
>>53602489
I could provide the world with a new change, with my boy kanye as president of america.. the world will be a better place.
>>53600241
bring you a fishing boat, and tell them it's not bad to eat fish.
the kebab, er muslims, will try to behead you at this point for eating fish, so you will have to remove all of the kebab and replace them with Christians.
>>53600620
At least you wont be hungry m8
>>53600620
Madaxweyn-kaga cusub ban ahay.
-Im your new President
>>53600241
Good luck trying to stop tribal warfare, piracy and corruption.
>MOOOOAAAARRRRRR DAAAAKKKAAAAAA
>MOOOOAAAAAAARRR CHOPPAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>53604223
>sides=orbit
