It's time to establish a Parliament of /pol/ and bring law and order to this anarchy of shitposting.
How to play:
>Put on a tripcode
>Choose a political party or make one if there is space
>To create a political party choose a name and a color.
Your name should go like [Political Party] Name #tripcode
After we get atleast 10 members(or more depending on how fast this fills up) we will elect the President of /pol/ and start making laws.
We will use strawpoll to vote on decisions.
>>43393472
I'll start by establishing the National Socialist party.
i hereby declare myself chairman of the Andrew W. K. Party Hard Party
>>43393650
>Andrew W. K. Party Hard Party
What color? I'm gonna shorten that to AWKPHP,
The Green Party of /pol/
Green
>>43393750
Added.
>>43393472
Strict Constructionist/Libertarian Party
Grey
>>43393915
Added.
le hands up dont shoot Party
black
Here representing the Montana Free White Men
Yellow
German Nihilist Party
>>43393995
>>43393998
Added
>>43394038
What Color?
>>43394134
we politicz now ware da monee at tho
>>43393472
KILL ALL THE MUSLIMS AND NIGGAS PARTY
Black dot
ty
PS. italy is white you fucking assholes.
>>43394234
I will go witth blue then
Conservative party
orange
>>43394234
I recommend joining the Dindu Party lead by >>43394222 as it has similar interests.
>>43394234
fuk u nigga cracka ass nigga wannabe italian fagitz
>>43394313
I dont give a fuck about that party, they lie and are probably hiding some sandniggers.
My name is even better. They are fucking weak shit.
>>43394313
nah mane we be protectin PoC frum raysis whitey
>>43394286
Done, we will vote on a a president of /pol/ soon and start making laws and even make a Constitution of /pol/
I'll keep bumping the thread because this was very popular during the summer.
>>43394348
How do you feel about personal responsibility?
>>43394348
Are you a nigga or a muslim? Let me know, i will send you some delegates to talk about your problems.
The Imperium Of Man
I Am The Emperor
Black
>>43394381
Sheeeeeiiiiittt stop uzin long ass words pussy
>>43394381
gimme the blue dot. I have some ovens to prepare.
>>43394392
ESCUZE ME I B A AFRIKAN AMERIKAN
you cant say OUR WORD
>>43394359
added, put on a trip
NatSoc.
>>43394400
Black is already taken, would you like pink? Also put on a trip.
Fucking take dindu off black I want it
What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.
>>43394433
I sent some people, leave the door open and dont hide children, we will give them some candy.
>>43394452
Thanks.
Are you black or a muslim?
>>43394469
Added.
WE FUCKING KILL ALL THE NIGGERS AND MUSLIM ON THIS FUCKING PLANET. JOIN ME . WHITE POWER
>>43394493
You're gonna have to ask Dindu to trade colors. Or choose another color.
>>43394511
I am Chosen™
>>43393472
I would like to start the supreme gentleman, can't corner the dorner, can't zim the zam, can snow the snowden, and norway loves anders alliance party.
We go by SDZSA
Fuck it make the imperium purple because royal
>>43394522
Libertarian
>>43394500
>>43394559
Would you two like to merge parties? It'll increase your strength.
>>43394500
Blatant lies. Dont believe him. He wants help the niggers and the muslim to spread acroos the globe. Is this what you want? Is really this? Join me then, and help me to defeat these ignorants motherfuckers.
>>43394624
I'm okay with that
>>43394624
Wait, he shares my same ideas?
>>43394500
raysis fagit, bet u wanna put us bak in chainz
>>43394612
forgot trip
>>43394667
At least you'll have a job
>>43394568
What color?
>>43394602
Added
>>43394612
Added
>>43394648
>>43394660
Yea you both share the same ideas.
>>43394648
Fucking christ dude, use a more proper language. I could not understand you shared my same ideas. Fucking christ, the black and muslim virus has infected me.
>>43394688
We can unite, How do we change the name? Montana sounds like shit.
may i start /pol/'s national liberal party
>>43394683
>>43394689
So do you agree on a merger?
>>43393472
How about a 'Based Party of Nick Clegg'
>>43394688
pink
and we are also adding officer willison to are party base but we are keeping the original name
>>43394729
Yes.
>>43394724
What color?
>>43394729
>>43394752
I do agree.
Vote Green Party for an end to patriarchal shitposting and oppressive memery! Tolerance of Islam, LGBT pride and environmental preservation are goals every progressive and tolerant person should believe in! You don't want to be bigots, do you goyim?
Add "Communism or gulag" party
Zionist Party reporting in!
>>43394783
We need a new name. What about "Fourteen"?
>>43394820
People you want to have your daughters, sisters or mothers raped? If so, go on and vote for this guy but i will be here to stop you. Vote for the Anti-nig party.
>>43394874
Go for Anti-Nig Party
Also, i will take care of you OP. A special oven for you.
>>43394757
yellow m8
>based nick cleggers might wish to join me
>>43394747
Added
>>43394752
>>43394783
Merged parties with the temporary name "KKK" and the color blue, you can change if to whatever you two agree on.
>>43394847
Put you as Communism with the color yellow.
>>43394820
>tolerance of Islam, LGBT pride, and environmental preservation are goals of every progressive
Aren't tolerance of Islam and environmental preservation the goals of progressive conservatives?
gay as shit
reminder to filter all tripfags
>>43394951
KKK is even better, you have your life saved.
The Fabian Anarchist Party
>>43395006
Works for me too.
+1 NatSoc
/Trad/itionalists
One for me please lad.
How do I propose a law? I want to end any and all forms of welfare.
>>43395025 whoopsy tripcode
I would love to stand with my fellow KKK brethren.
>>43394864
Added to light blue. All political party slots are now full. Some may open up if two other party merges or OP(me) removes dead parties.
>>43394874
>>43394923
Respond to me when you agree on a new party name.
>>43394931
>>43395021
All party slots are full, try joining one similar to your ideas.
>>43394931
Want to join the Libertarian party?
>>43395050
Excellent choice my friend.
Put me down for the Conservatives
>>43395060
KKK is the name.
>>43394864
Party union?
>>43395012
almost forgot image
Mark me down for one party. The Fabian Anarchists.
Join the communist party, natsocs are faggots
I propose the Good Goyim (GG) party.
We favour strong allies with America and are totally anti-Islam in every way.
We shall be purple
why would you need tripcodes since we have IDs?
Join SDZSA!
>>43395105
Perhaps, but will the new name reflect the interests of Israe--err, I mean poor oppressed goyim everywhere?
>>43395155
forgot tripcode
>>43393472
requesting join
>>43395155
Achmed pls
>>43395155
We, the KKK party, are totally against all kind of muslim. Wanna form an alliance?
Don't let the rich faggots win, fight for the workers
For the Emprah! Join the Imperium.
>>43395060
libertarian economics purges the middle class.
ah well i guess i'll be the moderate wing of the party
>>43395025
added
>>43395043
The laws are for /pol/ and how we will run things on it. We have to elect a president first
>>43395050
put on a trip, but added
>>43395097
added
>>43395119
all party slots are full, try joining one similar to your interests
>>43395155
Yes! Yes! I'm in favor of merging with this party.
>>43395194
Found the muslim sandnigger.
MPfor communists here
>>43395192
We shall be as one.
>>43395225
Welcome, my white friend
>>43395211
Which party is closest to nazi? I want an aryan majority party.
>>43395204
whoops, messed up trip
>>43395241
Join the mighty KKK party
>>43395060
>All party slots are full, try joining one similar to your ideas.
It would make most sense for me to join an authoritarian party, so I can actually work to bring it down from inside.
But right now I'll go libertarian.
>>43395241
You can join us. The White race is the only Race
>>43395225
Welcome.
+2 for KKK party.
>>43395261
I will join this party. KKK, sign me up!
>>43395155
You can join the Zionist Party.
>>43395167
incase of a new thread, last time this game took up 5 threads with 500+ replies
>>43395187
added
>>43395209
which one are you joining? also you need a name and put the party you wana join in it
>>43395155
Unite with the Zionist party and the Green party for Cultural Marxism, Multiculturalism in the West, and a homogenous preserved Israel. Islam is a poor oppressed religion that would be much safer in the West after mixing with Caucasians :^)
I propose the Israeli Socialist Party
>>43395241
Natsoc of course
>>43395285
Welcome aboard my friend!
+1 For KKK.
We should be like 5 in total i guess?
A world under capitalism is a world of degrade
A world under natsocialism is a world of anal fetishism
A world under KKK is a world of retarded racists
FIGHT FOR THE GLORY OF RED SOCIALISM
>>43394951
Count me in for the KKK party
>>43395289
+1 zionist goy
I'm joining the communist party
Private property is a cancer
Religions are a cancer
Nazis are a cancer
>>43395327
Welcome!
+1 for KKK
>>43395386
Im the guy with KKK name, now i got to use the trip code
>>43395213
Which parties are merging?
>>43395222
added to commies
>>43395241
NatSocs(National Socialists)
>>43395268
added to lolotarian
>>43395285
added
In the next parliament update we'll be electing a President of /pol/
Also a NatSoc.
>/pol/ parliament gets noticed
>4chan runs with it, /pol/ becomes autonomous self-governed board
>parliament has an actual effect on how the board is run
>becomes microcosm of democracy, becomes srs business instead of satire
>squabbling ensues
>radicalization of parliament
>topics censored or repressed
>rebel groups form in opposition
>>4chan DDoD'd by revolutionaries
/pol/: the happening
>>43395410
Green Party and Zionist party shall be renamed "Israeli Socialist Party" unless the head of the Green Party has any objections to this...
Join the KKK today!
SDZSA supports misgyny, defending yourselves against the dindu nuffins, freedom from guberment, and nationalism.
>>43395294
SDZSA semi supports israel with our brevik and zimmerman camp and all.
>>43395289
Libertiarian Party senator over here, gonna be the only "Useful Idiot" in the room.
Libertarian roll call?
+1
>>43395386
Excellent brother! Who will be our grand wizard?
>>43395468
+1 brother, I am here with you.
>>43395410
Add me to Imperium.
>>43395382
Where will we live you fucktard?
If you don't join the communist party you probably suck cocks at night
Anarchist party?
One for communist party. Stop oppressing me and reqonize me
>>43395453
G-d's chosen people will lead the wave of tolerance in /pol/itical movements and liberal activism!
Vote Israeli Socialists!
>>43395487
Gommunism makes home for you.
>>43395289
For now i'll join the libertarians
but i'll always be a lib tard deep down
>>43395294
What party are you again? Do what I did in my name.
>>43395327
added to kkk
>>43395360
which two parties are merging? Do the leaders of this party agree to this?
>>43395363
added to zog
>>43395365
added to imperium
>>43395381
added to commies, put on a trip
>>43395480
Lets assure to get most of the seats. Do you want the communists to win this shit? Im sure you dont.
Nice image tho. We will frame it and we will put it into the parliament.
>>43395484
Name one thing you can't compromise with other libertarians on?
How would government be funded, for example?
>>43395543
Should the KKK party begin drafting its beliefs and stances?
This may attract us more members.
I'm joining. Libertarian.
>>43395468
+1
let's roll nig nog
>>43395531
I also vote Greatest Goyim to represent the interests of the new Israeli Socialists Party because I have a bris to attend to...
I join the Imperium of Man
For the Emprah!
>>43395542
>conservitive
>>43395536
>but i'll always be a lib tard deep down
Left libertarian is fine too.
We +3 now?
If you need a God, the state is God, and you are part of it! Fuck off judaism, don't let merchants oppress you.
>>43395594
Thank you battle brother.
>>43395461
Sorry goy, Israeli Socialists support western radical feminism and mix-race matching as we're entering a more tolerant society for goyims to believe in! Our views would not work well with yours.
>>43395543
Amen.
All! Do you work hard for a living? Do you hate niggers, kikes, faggots, and shitskins putting their hand in your pocket?
Have you forgotten the glory days of Jefferson and Burr running the country?
Join the KKK today!
>>43395542
Needs more libertarians, bro.
HE A GOOD BOY
I want to vote/join the KKK Party
>>43395555
Well, one thing I couldn't comprise with other libertarians on is taxation. There needs to be some taxation, I would prefer the Georgism style of taxation, even though it isn't feasible, but a small gradual tax would be efficient. Government would be funded by that, tarrifs, and perhaps the ownership of municiples by the government. I'm more of a Socialist Libertarian, but I agree that the government should have minimal control of the economy and it's citizens.
>>43393472
Rolling for the b8 party
Don't be a faggot, join the communist party today.
>>43395542
Trips added
>>43395542
Did you add me OP? Libertarian over here.
I'll join libertarians.
>>43395618
Lenin was a kike, and Marx was a lazy, unemployed, drunken kike.
The fact that you say don't let the merchants oppress you is laughable, as communism is, by design, a jewish construct. Even the very founder of the ideals of it was a jew.
Add me then, the rest are fag parties
>>43395651
B8 party
Neon, purple, orange, silver, light blue or any other color.
Where are my LEEJUHNS?
Every ideology will be stomped by the Imperium.
Added party to name.
>>43393472
NatSoc
Red
>>43395577
We, the KKK party, believe in a world free. A world where all white people can live without the fear of being robbed and killed by some niggers. We believe in a world where you should not be afraid to to whatever you want, to not be afraid to be blown up by some fanatic muslim.
Now i ask you: Do you believe in what i believe? Do you want to see your children grow up? Do you want to live in a world without crimes and criminals? If so, i call you to join the KKK party. Join us and change the World.
>>43395701
Good concept.
>>43395417
added to natsoc
>>43395453
>>43395531
Merged Green party and Zionists to Israeli Socialists with the color blue.
>>43395462
added to libertarians
>>43395486
i already added you
>>43395536
added to libertarians
>>43395577
You can merge with the Nazis to have a total of 9 senators.
>>43395580
added to libertarians
>>43395595
added to conservitives, put on a trip
I would like to represent the NATSOCs in the parliament please
>>43395691
>not understanding the problem is not jews but judaism
>tfw 1945
>>43395720
''Free world''.
>>43395697
You need a tripcode newfag.
>>43395701
excellent concept comrade.
>>43395728
About this merge with the nazis;
what will our new party be named, and will our stances be affected at all?
I expect all White Christians to vote KKK
>>43395542
I am the green party at the moment, but I'm merging with the Zionists to form the Israeli Socialist Party or Israeli Socialists.
We both agree to it.
>>43395691
You bet your shekels on that?
>>43393472
Don't want money going to dindus? Support real money and not pieces of paper printed by kikes at the Fed? Believe that feminists shouldn't be allowed to censor? Join libertarian!
>>43395728
We have 10 senators, call a vote for chairman?
Oh I see you loyal warriors.. Gather the forces.
We, the KKK party, believe in a free world. A world where all white people can live without the fear of being robbed and killed by some niggers. We believe in a world where you should not be afraid to to whatever you want, to not be afraid to be blown up by some fanatic muslim.
Now i ask you: Do you believe in what i believe? Do you want to see your children grow up? Do you want to live in a world without crimes and criminals? If so, i call you to join the KKK party. Join us and change the World.
>>43395728
Add me to National Socialists
I can be with the zionists if it moves things along. That or DINDU NUFFIN
>>43395728
Can't believe noone's pointed this out,but you mis-spelled parliament in the image.
>>43395649
Georgist?
Now you're speaking my language.
Other libertarians immediately attack us now!
>>43395744
>The problem isn't jews, it's judaism.
Marx got most of his ideas and inspiration from judaism.
Communism is pretty much political judaism.
woops
>>43395728
I'm not saying I'm conservative, I'm pointing out that you spelled it incorrectly.
>>43395810
YES COMRADE I am so happy, we may be separated by an ocean but our beliefs unite us.
>>43395645
added to KKK
>>43395651
all party slots are full you're gonna have to join another one
>>43395668
yea i added you a few updates ago
>>43395687
>>43395687
added to libitarians
>>43395693
added to imperium
>>43395707
added to natsoc
Taking my seat
Let's vote for president now.
Joining NatSoc.
>>43395795
TFW didn't realise I could join Imperium
can all libs put their positions in immigration here
>migration is needed for a growing economy
>state should welcome most besides criminals
>>43395797
KKK party, we should merge with the NatSoc party.
We can have strength in numbers, and their beliefs are essentially the same.
I, personally, would like a world which embraces the glory of the Aryan people.
I vote merge KKK with NatSoc, to become the Nazi party.
>>43395842
Join Dindu Nuffin
"We didn't do anything."
>>43395855
What Allison is saying, we need a president of /pol/.
>>43395815
Do you at least know the ten commandments of Moses? They define private property as a right defined by god.
Now go to the gulag.
>>43395842
Pretty sure theres only two dots there
>>43395839
Georgist plus basic income is as comrade as I get, anything else government does beyond keep the courts and the military in line is too much IMO.
>>43395873
I second this. I hereby think the NatSocs
>>43395842
>imperium (3)
>only 2 dots
>>43395876
my trip has b8 in it
>>43395873
Although I admire the idea of a nazi party I'd like to keep this in gods country. KKK all day
>>43395873
Should ally with the KKK
>>43395872
I agree Britbong, I am of full support for non-criminal immigrants, since they will be productive members of society and will boost the economy. America is a country of immigrants, and has the world's largest GDP because of it's combination of natural resources and immigration manpower.
Also kikes
>>43395873
Agreed, we should merge the parties.No divide and conquer.
>>43395842
change the party name to Israeli socialists, also I'm changing my trip slightly.
>>43395842
Battle-brothers
>>43394400
>>43395486
>>43395594
>>43395693
That's 4 I believe
>>43395873
I second this but suggest the name be NSDAP
>>43395866
Defect, join our crusade!
>>43395883
Who's running?
Can I switch parties? Given the Imperium accepts my apologies for this grave heresy.
we need more people to take pride in their nation and their nation's people.
join NatSoc today!
>>43395738
added to natsoc
>>43395761
I don't think so at least. Does the KKK party agree with natural law?
>>43395764
already merges
>>43395780
yea we're voting for a president this round
>>43395800
added already
>>43395802
which one?
>>43395872
We should only allow immigrants from certain countries.
>>43395842
Btw I've changed my name to the Aryan Slammer of NatSoc. I'm 43393472.
The Israeli Socialist Party believes in a free and culturally diverse /pol/. We welcome the opinions of all races and creeds to freely partake in political discourse without discrimination from filthy racist goyim! Join the Israeli Socialist Party today!
>>43394452
Declaring for NatSoc
>>43395885
Private property isn't a bad thing though. I paid for it with my money I earned through my labor. Therefore, it's mine, and you and your yiddish fingers have no right to it.
Silly kike. Always stealing from others. Theft of personal items is one major reason as to how communism is jewish in nature. You yids can never have enough of other peoples shit.
>>43393472
The way I see it the distinguishing factor of a /pol/ seating would be that instead of block factions of ideological similarities - everyone's political views would be mixed up and sporadically seated.
>>43395873
Who is the head of the NatSoc party, we need to talk about this.
I nominate RonPauling as prez, if s/he accepts it.
>>43395897
I concur. Wait, no taxes? I do not like the trickle-down economics Reagan was doing because jews, but other then keeping big business in check I concur.
>>43395963
STILL ONLY TWO PURPLE DOTS
>>43395981
I am a male, thank you, and I would gladly accept.
Join the kk today.
Announcing my candidacy for the Dindu nomination
>>43395919
Then I fear I must depart this party.
The Nazi party would be much more powerful than either party alone.
I stand now on standby for the Nazi party. All those with me, reply with "Ayy"
>>43395422
10/10 Would be fun to lurk
>>43395978
Enjoy being oppressed and used as nothing more than a machine who consumes
>>43395980
OP is the head of the National Socialist party.
>>43395963
I join the National Socialist Party!
OP doing a fairly shit job.
I call a vote of no confidence in the speaker.
>>43396028
ayy
>>43396050
Fuck you Conservative, he's trying.
National socialist party.
Want to make a mutual friendship?
I vote for the KKK to merge with the Nat Social party. Our strength will be in numbers gentlemen!
let's start voting. OP, start already!
--- JOIN US ---
New political party for fellow rebels of the parliament: [Shitposting State] (SS)
- We are not in the parliament
- We don't respect the resolutions of the parliament
- We fight to establish a shitposting state in /pol/
--- JOIN US ---
>>43396050
The people of Judea also vote no confidence.
>>43395963
I know 10 senators haven't yet been established but I'll give my early reasons as to why I think I should be given the role of president.
While I am British, I strongly believe in the European master race. Together, we brought civilization to the world, together we will bring civilization to 4chan. Under my leadership, we will fight against the Israel shitposters, the nigger liberals and many others. Under my leadership, order will be restored to 4chan. 4chan deserves better than becoming a sunken ship. Sure, m00t may of left but he was a kike anyway. This site and board NEEDS leadership. This site and board DESERVES leadership. Now all it has is a bunch of criminal niggers, occasional porn posters, Pro-Jews, liberals and anarchists. A vote for me, is a vote for a better 4chan!
I can see that more than half of both KK and NS are in favour to merge.
>>43396083
I query for whatl our name and platform be?
>>43393472
Requesting to join
>>43396095
Benehead this guy.
We will now be electing a President, each party must choose one person to run for President.
>>43395837
oh, fixed.
>>43395849
added to Conservative
>>43395862
added to natsoc
>>43395876
added to dindu
>>43395896
>>43395908
>>43395940
fixed
>>43395934
changed
>>43395964
>>43395925
May we compromise on free movement in angloshere?
I propose that communist leadership should becirculated every other round
>>43396095
>not a straya or a canuck
>>43395982
Georgists propose a tax on land value, and I propose a basic income; the idea is explicitly trickle-up, a redistribution of wealth. But it's supposed to be enshrined in a constitution, so it's almost impossible to increase or decrease the taxes or basic income.
>>43396095
>>43396125
As stated before, I vote RonPauled for prez.
>>43395963
One more MP for the Libertarian party
>>43396133
Only if they're white.
Only if no criminal record.
