ITT: Everyone says something nice about Denmark
Our national dish pisses off mudslimes
>>43284508
It's neet as fuck. would cuck/10 if I were black.
Our borders are open
The only guy I've met from Denmark in all my years of online gaming was a total bro.
>>43284508
At least it's not Sweden.
>>43284508
you have the best flag and you made comics of Muhammad before it was cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf2f31t0O80
can someone say something nice about argentina please? i'm really depressed and contemplating suicide just to get out of this hellhole
also i would love to move to argentina but i will never be able to afford it
I like that their flag looks like our flag.
and they are removing kebap.
LEGOS
LEGOS
LEGOS
FUCK YEAH LEGOS
Danske pupper er jævla fine. Må være all osten. 10/10 sees i sommer byaper
>>43284508
you have a great flag and you're very white.
>>43284640
fuck off shitskin
>>43284508
My fellow country thrive in your country
>>43284673
Roskilde?!
>>43284635
>1:58
>oy vey stop reproducing
>>43284721
Neh, jeg er litt lei av festivallivet, blir flatfylla i Kobenhavn!
>>43284635
>>43284735
Oh shit, I meant to post the original ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrO3TfJc9Qw
>43284640
You might not be entirely white, but you're white enough to not be a shitskin. Anybody who says otherwise is just a meme master. Don't let /pol/ get you down. Argentina is a beautiful country full of beautiful people and you should feel proud to be born in such an amazing country. You have it a lot better than those around you.
Danskjävlar
>>43284771
Fucking 4chan x being a piece of shit.
>>43284640
Hey there neighbor!
>Cheap booze
>Christiania
>Good looking, scandinavian women
>Not giving a fuck about muslims
But we're still 1 up in battles and wars :^)
>>43284508
Christiana seems like a fun place to cop a buzz and catch pube crabs.
Hans Christian Anderson was pretty cool.
I enjoy House of Denmark furniture stores.
>>43284751
Fra nu af sporger jeg alle nordmænd på Staden om de er på /pol/
>>43284508
I've heard of it.
> That's a compliment from an American
>>43284508
Their people are the next step in human evolution.
>>43284597
Pay debts.
>>43284832
>Their people are the next step in human evolution.
No. Going by intelligence, it's Asians.
>>43284508
You made LEGO
It's like baby's first engineering project.
I never would have started studying engineering if it weren't for LEGO.
>>43284850
>No. Going by intelligence, it's Asians.
The problem is that they have no empathy. This will be their downfall.
>>43284508
you have awesome neighbors.
hue
Fuck Denmark limp dick fag gag nigger breed
Hope you fall into water
At least they aren't swedes.
>>43284921
Welp. Didn't mean to post on the thread.
>>43284597
pay denbts
>>43284508
One of the most beautiful girls I ever met was from Denmark. She looked like a ginger Mila Jovovich. She gave me a weird look when I asked her if she would say "Multi-pass" for me.
Polse tastes good.
>>43284508
Greedy nazi Jews, that are brainwashed to believe in superiority of their shitty and irrelevant pig farm. In a couple of years your welfare system is going to collapse and your living standards are going to fall rapidly.
The good news is that you'll finally realize the true face of capitalism and that no one is going to pay you for doing nothing. Currently you get away with underpaying foreigners, but because of uncontrolled immigration these wages will become the new normal. The public services provided by the government suck big time, so in fact it will be better for everyone if motivated for-profit companies will take over and get you out of your own misery.
http://rense.com/general83/denmark.htm
http://www.rense.com/general83/dk.htm
http://cphpost.dk/transport-minister-blasts-postal-service-for-social-dumping/
>>43284794
Yeah you guys really kicked Tordenskjolds ass.
Or did you get scared of his small army walking in circles?
Kek
>>43284640
my favorite thing to do in hearts of iron games is play as argentina and lead us to the national socialist takeover of south america
Danmark can't into counting.
Olsen-banden was/is fucking awesome.
>>43284663
>>43284868
Actually we stole the idea from a British guy..
>>43285813
>>43284508
and to actually participate in the thread
>flame and citron was a good movie
>it's an injustice that people like sweden over denmark ever
>it's an injustice that denmark and norway aren't the kings of the nords
>i've never met a danish girl but judging by that one curler and that one politician they're pretty hot
>their association with greenland makes them a secretly powerful country and it will matter when development of the arctic begins in earnest this century
>>43284508
You are not Sweden.
>>43284508
Your food is delicious.
I know since I've been to your country almost every summer growing up.
>>43284508
I met this older Finnish lady one time here in Commiefornia. She was here on a work visa and we got to talking about the nordic countries. I've been to Sweden a bunch of times as I have family there and she said "Oh yes, Sweden is very nice. In fact, all the nordic countries are great. Except Denmark. Do not go there. They are white supremacists." Since I'm in a hyper liberal state, she thought that would be a proper discouragement. Little did she know that ever since that point, I have been secretly in love.
>>43284635
>>43284735
Of course the faggot would be against reproduction. Bet he doesn't butt a fucking eye when shitskins have 20 kids a pop to supported by the people that he votes for. But by jove if Danes wish for their ethnic population to increase call in the shoah council.
I really like danish people, i feel we have much more in common compared to the swedes. You are very laidback, have good beer and nice people. Also Lars von Trier is awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
Found funny
They love sucking German cock
Better than Sweden.
>>43284597
Genjuros?
>>43284794
In wars, sure. But we won the most battles.
>>43284640
Argie women are pretty good looking.
>>43284508
You can easily get hash here, and they only stop and search brown people.
>>43285827
They had olsenbanden in Denmark?
>>43284508
if I look at your flag for thirty seconds, then stare at the wall, it looks like Sweden
good thing they beat grendel when they still had real danes
King Cnut was p.cool and you make good pastries
>>43284597
Debnts, pay them.
>>43286365
It started in denmark. Haha, the Norwegian version got this big guy just called "dansken". Does the Danish version have something similar, i've always wondered.
I wish my country was more like Denmark.
The only exchange student my High School had was from Denmark. On the one weekend he went out with our group, while we went outside to smoke around he stayed inside and watched porn videos.
That's about all I remember.
Hamlet was Danish, I guess? So there's that.
>>43285813
>>43285813
A shame CIA fucked up socialist SA.
>>43286401
And if you do the same with the flag of Norway, it looks like Icelands flag. SCANDINAVIA UNITE!
>>43286455
If my memory serves me correct, he is just called "boffen". Or to quote Benny: "Det er ham! Det fede svin".
I don't know anything about denmark. So I guess that's that.
You are a nice hat. Nice neighbours
>>43286538
>pic related: you eating
>>43284579
the only border is to germany
>>43286555
You too. All germans I've met have been pretty bro-tier.
Fun fact: We have laws to prevent germans from buying vacation houses.
>>43286558
That's not me though, I'm a twig. Also, you would be pretty hard pressed to find a picture of me anywhere near a social setting, even one as low-bar'd as that.
Just saying, I don't know anything bout denmark, so that's that. It's as nice as I can be without lying. Why be upset?
>>43286628
>pic related: you going for a stroll
>>43284508
You make good bacon
>>43284508
Uh
Your flag looks like it would be pretty fast if it was a racing car
>>43284508
Ragnar Lothbrok
>>43286651
There there. No need to be mad, I forgive you. Let's just hope that being a cruel shit poster is helping you cope with the pain you are suffering through right now.. Just try to keep in mind, when there's a hole in your heart one needs to be extra careful they don't fill that missing gap with hatred.
>>43286710
>pic related: I needed that
the weather here is great
>>43287042
fuck no. I love Denmark but the weather is not one of its best parts.
>>43287042
>literally just been cold, wet and windy for the last two weeks
>good weather
Yeah, no.
>>43284508
Kierkegaard was pretty cool.
Denmark, well at least its not Sweden.
>>43284508
Your beaches are great and your people are cool.
Denmark is based, 10/10 would choose as Germanys hat again.
>>43286528
Actually it's 'Det dumme svin'
Pic related, it's the dumme svin.
>>43287042
you enjoyed that solar eclipse through the clouds?
>>43284597
Pay denbts yoghurt head.
>>43286133
denmark and norway reunited wwhen!?
>>43284508
All the people I've met from Denmark were cool. Only European country with the balls to call out and deport those filthy raping feral Mudslimes.
10/10, with love to Denmark from Burgerstan
>>43284508
My Grandad worked there briefly, used to walk through your royal family's garden everyday to get to work. says they were super-chill about it and no other royal family would be chill enough to just let people walk through their garden
in denmark they make best kanelbullar in the world
>>43286618
Why? We really like to go to Denmark for vacations ;_;
You're not Sweden
>>43284508
same flag colours as canada?
oh yeah lego master race
>>43284640
lol falkland islands get rekt faggot now an hero
>>43287847
If it hadnt been for Sweden, they always fought Denmark-Norway. Imagine that sea we would've had, from Scandinavia to Greenland.
Danes make some pretty great pastries.
>>43288035
Norway i love you so much, let's remove Gösta together!
ps: sorry about the mööse
You're my favorite NATO faction whilst playing Wargame.
Better than Sweden.
>>43284508
thanks based denmark for creating Lego
>>43284508
you're not sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpUqpLh0iRw
>>43287916
Exactly. A couple hundred thousand vacation houses doesn't stand a chance against 80.000.000 germans.
The Nationalist parties in Denmark seem to be making gain. Good job.
>>43288131
Thats arguable
Losing face is not a thing in Denmark and the rest of the world needs to learn that.
>>43284597
REVERSE DEBTS
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nice fjord
>>43284508
Well according to your comercials its a good place to be norwegian
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WLR3SpXm-ME
You ain't as retarded as our fellow neighbours the Cucksson family.
>>43284508
Jeg elsker vårt broderland.
>>43284508
You're allowed to fuck animals, and that is a good thing.
I don't know anything about Denmark :(
Fucking awesome pie shop
>>43288113
hjemmeværnet was so fun in airbattles
My favorite ex was from Copenhagen
>>43289640
Don't forget, she's your ex for a reason.
>Every third young woman has received psychological treatment
>Young women's mental collapse continues, brand new report.
http://politiken.dk/forbrugogliv/sundhedogmotion/ECE2482550/hver-tredje-unge-kvinde-har-faaet-psykologhjaelp/
>Denmark has become the first European country to allow legal change of gender without a medical expert statement. Why are clinical diagnosis and surgery still insisted upon elsewhere?
http://www.theguardian.com/society/shortcuts/2014/sep/01/europe-terrible-trans-rights-record-denmark-new-law
>>43284640
Argentina is an honorary white country
>>43284508
You are less cuck than Sweden.
>>43286558
What in the fuck...
>>43284508
You actually deserve Holstein.
>>43284508
When the fire rises in Scandinavia, it will begin in Denmark.
>>43286266
You betrayed scandinavia when you allied russia.
>inb4 invandrare
>>43284640
You didnt get totally blown out like those brazilians did.
>>43284508
You feared us in the middle ages, pretty much the only ones who did. Thanks
Lübeck.
>>43290693
this :-D
>>43284597
Fuck you, pay me.
>>43284508
nice animal brothels, fags
>>43290693
you were a bunch of irrelevant tree dwellers in the middle ages while Denmark had an empire, what the fuck are you talking about? Go back to being Sweden/Russia's bitch and eating tree bark
>>43284751
Jeg tror knapt de kan læse engelsk på staden
>>43290824
Yesssss, Im so glad you asked!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakkapeliitta
>>43284508
Denmark is awesome!
>>43284508
No debts.
>>43284508
you make amazing liquorice I don't know, that's about it
>>43284508
no halal meat
not sure if thats good for me thought but probably good for you
>>43285147
Anne. K. O?
>>43284597
Pay denbts Papadopoulos
