If North Korea were to launch a nuke at Anerica tomorrow, who apart from Americans would actually give a fuck?
I for one certainly wouldn't.
>>43252193
America is the only thing keeping you from speaking Chinese.
>>43252235
Fuck off canada you'd die in the fallout. Maple prick no one would miss you
Why would you care? You're already ankle deep in radiation anyways.
>>43252270
Two weren't enough
a jap
>caring about other nation's "well being"
>nukes
>>43252193
All the fish in the ocean where the missile lands would be petty upset.
Maybe you'd care when you get nuked too since you're literally America's cuck.
>>43252359
Your comment makes no sense whatsoever. But what can you expect from an obese retard
>Launching only 1 nuke
A single nuke would be swatted out of the sky by the US interceptor missiles you guys have.
Especially a nuke from a tech dark age country like North Korea. It probably wouldn't even have any penetration aids like decoys or chaff.
The entire reason why nuclear powers are a threat is because they have enough nukes to swamp any interception attempts with so many nukes that multiple will get through as others are intercepted.
If your launching a nuke bottle rocket from NK it is going to get shot down easily.
>>43252193
If America were to launch a nuke at Japan tomorrow, who apart from Japan would give a fuck?
I'm pretty sure at the UN meeting, everyone would be like "America, you nuked Japan? AGAIN??!!" and we'd all laugh and shit and eat cake and not have to worry about underpopulation.
>>43252193
The world would panic. We would be marching down Pyongyang by next week, China wanting to break ties for invading NK. South Korea takes clay, Russia gets some clay, Japan gets clay, and China would be fighting Japan for it. Nuclear talks would crumble. Dirty bombs everywhere. China stops trading. We owe China nothing. BRICS goes apeshit and does something stupid in a show of force that ends up bankrupting them. Iran and Bibi glass the middle east, etc etc
Or...you know. Nobody cares.
>>43252193
China
South Korea
Japan
United Kingdom
Canada
Australia
All EU nations
Russia also, though only on certain circumstances.
North Korea is not stupid enough to have the world collectively lose their shit and have their nation wiped off the map. The US's missile defense system would if anything prevent North Korean ICBM's from hitting their targets anyways.
>>43252495
No one wants to nuke Japan though. Everyone wants to nuke America.
A country full of fat retards and niggers. Absolutely disgusting
>>43252545
>implying anyone would have the balls to nuke America
Also
>implying China, SK, and NK don't want to nuke Japan
>>43252545
>Everyone
You mean those crazies up North? It doesn't matter what they WANT to do. It matters what they CAN do, you little fucking nip.
They can't do shit to us.
What about your crummy little insignificant island?
No one cares about Anime and shitty Sony products.
>>43252545
>No one wants to nuke Japan though.
Bold statement coming from the only country that people ever wanted to nuke so bad they actually did it.
>>43252193
Does anyone else see the immense irony about a Jap talking about Amurrica getting nuked?
>>43252323
It's okay hat, we're always here to defend you.
You have to deal with the chinky-gration problem yourself though.
>>43252545
>No one wants to nuke Japan
>The only country EVER in history that was nuked by enemy forces during wartime
>>43252381
This. Most of us wouldn't care because it wouldn't even reach us.
>>43252660
Ladies and gentlemen, most retarded comment 2015
The USA should be wiped out. A pile of sickness spewing its shit all over the world.
>>43252270
You'd died in fallout too nip, you think the murricans wouldn't irradiate all of East Asia in retaliation?
Now get back to making my Chinese cartoons.
>>43252710
>Japs confirmed bigger shitposters than aussies
>>43252643
Don't listen to this guy. We love Anime.
>>43252710
>this mad
>>43252193
>Nuclear war erupts
>Who cares
really?
>>43252720
fuck off finland, go back to making funny meme comics
>>43252193
>slant eye butt blasted at all the women cucking him with the american soldiers stationed in japan
>>43252775
>>43252695
Your comment makes no sense
Yes Japan was nuked.
That doesn't have any change the fact that no one would nuke Japan now.
Japan rebuilds itself again and again after earthquakes, tsunamis and nukes from faggot cowards
America cries and shits itself over little hurricanes that kill two people. Then niggers loot everything
There's no arguing. Japan is superior. America is degenerate
HEY YOU LEAVE CANADA THE FUCK ALONE! THATS LIKE OUR LITTLE SISTER, YOU FUCKING TINY DICK SNAIL FUCKER!
>>43252193
Well we have 4000 nukes, n.Korea has one half assed nuke
>>43252844
>Japan rebuilds itself again and again after earthquakes, tsunamis and nukes from faggot cowards
>Japan rebuilds itself again and again after earthquakes, tsunamis
>tsunamis
You do realize your reactor is still leaking right?
http://www.vice.com/video/alone-in-the-zone-171
>>43252710
JAPS BTFO
>>43252844
China would wipe you out if they had the chance , you're welcome for us protecting you Yoshimitsu ;)
>>43252193
We are the only nation preventing China from raping you to death, Japan. Seriously.
>>43252962
>china
>winning any non-mainland conflict
>>43252193
>If North Korea were to launch a nuke at Anerica tomorrow, who apart from Americans would actually give a fuck?
Considering it would land somewhere in the Pacific Ocean because they don't have the range to reach the US, you're right that no one would care.
why is Japan so cute
>>43252990
>Japan
>A military
I would be interested into how the explosion looks.
Wouldn't really care about Americans dying, theyre dying by the 1000s a day already, way too overpopulated.
>>43252962
>>43252945
Yes, keep talking about china you pig dogs
Fucking fat retards can't even stand up for yourselves
>>43252710
You havea brought greata shame on your famirry
>>43252193
North Korean nuclear missiles can't reach mainland USA. The best they can hope for is parts of alaska, hawaii and guam.
we would probably be overjoyed if they did manage to nuke us. it would give us free reign to wipe that country off the map. it would be like letting a pedophile into a 5th grade classroom at a girl's school and telling him that no one is going to mind what he does for the next hour.
>Go to reuters.com this morning, front page story is about how people keep dying alone in Japan by the thousands and no one discovers their bodies for months
Japananon, do you have any friends and family who will find your chubby corpse after you commit seppuku for being such a beta manlet?
>>43253071
Just because you were raised to never talk about china doesn't mean we can't
Everyone should give a shit about the catalyst for a new american military adventure fucking ANYWHERE.
I pray to god Iran gets nukes soon, before we decide to get tired of waiting and invade another country in the Middle East. If EVERY country had nukes the USA wouldn't stick their dicks in so many places where it doesn't belong. As it is the USA only gets away with it because of their economic clout, but thanks to them pissing away their relationships with china and russia, and those two nations aligning more closely to form their own economic equivalent to the West's IMF, pretty soon the United States is going to be an irrelevant 3rd party, ignored by everyone who remembers the 20th and 21st century of American Dominance. For once the USA will be forced to obey the whims of other countries and maybe they'll finally understand how the rest of us have felt since the end of World War 2.
Putin had every right to annex Crimea, just as The USA has The Monroe Doctrine. China has every right to ignore the US economically, just as the USA has used its economic clout as a bludgeon against weaker economies and rivals. Russia and China have every right to take efforts to secure their regions of influence and stop american military adventurism, and the World has every right to watch the United States sink into the sea and take all 300 million of its ignorant, pro-torture, pro-jesus, anti-anyone-but-americans populace with it.
>>43253023
Look at how fast they went from bows and arrows to taking on the Russians and Chinese. Assuming the scenario plays out and after America is nuked China invades them for no reason, they have it in them to take on an invasion.
>>43252193
representing whole latin america here
We wouldnt give a fuck either.
And here I thought Japan was chill, they are lucky they aren't speaking English, considering the time period it is very easy to imagine japan being a us state filled with white people, where the Indigenous population would live on reservations in the craters of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the culture of the Japanese people reduced to images on state coins and areas of academic interest
>>43252844
>japan rebuilds itself
With the help of the US government every single time. No one else gives a shit about you japan, not your neighbors, not Europe, not Russia, not your women, and certainly not yourselves what with your suicide rates and slavelike work hours.
You are our little bitch, and you always will be.
>>43252844
Respects!
Don't waste words here, they know nothing about honor.
>>43253168
p-p-please...
>>43252193
You got nuked twice. You're cruising for a third.
>>43253245
it was a mistake to side with you against the germans in both wars.
Oddly enough, in WW2 the rest of the world felt the same way towards japan.
>all those slant-eye'd shitters getting turned into fried rice
>we didn't even get to rape any of their women
What a waste, should have sank the island into the ocean when we had the chance, kek.
>>43252193
>ITT: Jap get bullied
>>43253224
and you will always be the cucks that step in to be the good guys, just like your hollywood movies :^)
thanks though
>>43253265
Invent a time machine then.
I can't belive how easy everyone gets trolled nowadays
You fucks realize he clearly isn't Japanese, he's either behind a proxy or an American in Japan
>>43253186
Not a chance without our forces to save them.
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=Japan&country2=China&Submit=Compare+Countries
>>43252526
>United Kingdom
lelno
>>43253245
Nuked twice, countless natural disasters, a reactor currently hemorrhaging radiation and still their society is doing better than your self-destructive ruin of a nation, spiteful and obsessed with it's former relevance.
>>43253275
>http://www.cbs3springfield.com/story/28675128/teen-beaten-in-prison-images-go-vial-on-facebook
>ITT: 0 japanese people but only proxyfags or burger esl slave teachers
>>43253273
Nice pictures
We drop a-bomb, so strong
Fucking cowards can't win a fight honorably
"Literally" the same as niggers
>>43253172
>ignored by everyone who remembers the 20th and 21st century of American Dominance. For once the USA will be forced to obey the whims of other countries
(tried to quote the portion of you response that didn't sound like a 8 year old who missed his nap throwing a tantrum).
American dominance is a very new thing, only about 70 years old. Prior to WW2, we were a 3rd party to the major forces in the world, sitting back while more powerful countries dominated global affairs. What happened during that time? Massive expansion, high standards of living, incredible advances in technology and industry, and the growth into the world's largest economy.
>>43252270
>ask question
>get answer
>become butthurt
Fucking Japs man
>>43253311
Yes, because the only foreigners I. Japan are Americans
Jesus Christ you fat fucks are so fucking stupid it's unbelievable
>>43253374
The view of "honor" is entirely based in ones culture, which funny coming from some fat shit like you, who's peoples only tactic was
>surprise attacks
>suicide bombers
Yeah, heh. "honor", no. You deserved a couple more bombs dropped on your heads. Too bad you guys are all needle dicked cucks and pussies.
You gave up like cowards only after 2 bombs, when you should have fought till the end and went extinct.
Now you are on a shrinking island are china/u.s.s little fuck toy puppet.
lul
>>43253325
The Chinese have been famously bad at anything that wasn't defending the mainland, and even that typically resulted in multiple defeats with tremendous casualties. Japan is an island with a cohesive people that will work together to defend it. Despite all of the anime and hug pillows they still have a warrior culture and the ousting of the U.S. in this scenario would free them from treaties and allow them to build up their military, as they've been pushing to do.
>>43253403
Post your eyes. If you are really a jap you will have sideway eyes
>>43253374
Actually, the US crushed Japan in every single fight they had. In many ways, the Italians resisted the Anglo-American advances far better than the Japanese did. By the time of the bombings, Japan had already been driven back to the home islands, and we were preparing for an invasion.
The bombs were mainly a way to send a signal to the Soviet Union, who at that time had enough conventional forces in Europe to push all the way to the English channel if they had wanted to.
>>43252193
Israel would care. Think of the 500 million jews in America who stand to be killed because of it.
>>43252526
>North Korea is not stupid enough to have the world collectively lose their shit and have their nation wiped off the map
>implying Kim Jong Whatever is not an utter retard
you're rating that guy too much tbh
>>43253403
The overwhelming amount of foreigners in Japan are Americans, because we've never stopped occupying the country.
Since you seem obsessed with nationalities, why not have some pride and tell us yours?
>>43253432
China wouldn't let them build it up,
>>43253460
My god, that's nearly 1/4th of all the Jews in the US!!!
>>43252193
>who apart from Americans would actually give a fuck?
The country it actually hits, since it isn't coming close to us.
Either Japan takes a third helping or worst Koreans get a taste.
>>43253513
Yeah and what are they going to do against them? Go to war? Japan has always wrecked China.
>inb4 w-weeb
no its just history.
>>43253454
>Actually, the US crushed Japan in every single fight they had
Off the top of my head, the Philippines, but feel free to use mental gymnastics and it doesn't count somehow.
>>43252193
> Implying NK has nukes that could reach America
> Implying America isnt the only thing keeping you from speaking Chnese
> Implying NK launching nukes isnt a much bigger threat to your tiny perverted island
>>43253466
>Implying Kim Jong Un is actually in control.
It's a military Junta in real power.
>>43253513
I disagree. The Japs have been able to prepare very quickly and all three of the big Asian countries hate eachother bitterly and would jump at militarization the moment the west packs up and leaves.
>>43253374
> Japs still anally annihilated about being literally BTFO 70 years ago.
>NK launches nuke
>Superior NK engineering leads to the ICBM losing thrust seconds after it left the launch pad
>It lands in NK instead
>>43253640
>literally
Nice buzzword faggot. You should use "epic" in your next post. It would make people respect your opinion more
>>43253374
Not with people who don't have any honor, no. Why should we? All we'd be doing is throwing away the lives of our loyal warriors just to make us feel better about ourselves; the enemy we fight will not respect us for our willingness to flush our lives down the toilet, and will instead just gain confidence from their ability to kill our warriors after we cripple them out of an insane belief that "honor" can only be proven through equal numbers of deaths on both sides of every war.
Victory in war does not come about by dying for your country, it comes from making your enemies die for theirs.
>>43253559
The thing about a fight is that both people know they're in it. The Japanese had a successful surprise attack in peacetime, followed by 4 years of defeats at war.
I assume you're aware of who actually won the Philippines, and are just being facetious.
>>43253680
epic b8 m8, i r8 88/8 :^)
>>43253680
>Proper English is now a buzzword
You know what BTFO stands for, right? "Bombed The Fuck Out". The Japanese Empire was- wait for it- LITERALLY bombed the fuck out of the second word war.
>>43252193
It appears 2 nukes werent enough.
>>43252193
>using American technology
>accessing American website
>using American English
get off our dicks for 5 seconds, DAMN!
>>43253684
You said we crushed them in every single fight. The islands were defended, overrun, conquered. If it weren't a fight, it would have been decided in an office by men in suits. What you said was incorrect.
>>43253071
go rape and murder some more children in China you Eastern PIGGU
>>43253719
That is not what BTFO means though..
>>43252193
You and South Korea would be the ones getting nuked you stupid nipper
>>43253741
Are you now saying that Japan won the battle over the Philippines? That's going to be news to the Filipinos. Temporarily holding territory is not conquering it. By that standard, Rommel conquered North Africa.
>>43253737
Not to come off as a weeb but...
http://www.2chan.net/
The idea was stolen by a sniveling zuckerbergsteinbaum wannabe and here we are.
>>43253761
> BTFO= Blown The Fuck Out
> Implying this isnt what happened to Tojoland in WWII
>>43253761
*Blown
100% accurate
>>43252193
Thank you based japanbro.
Please remove the ameritards.
Suck my asshole you fat American swine.
You've all been getting butthurt over a simple troll
Fat retard losers. A pox on your family and your country
>>43253870
The thing about unconditional surrender is we didn't really give them that option in the peace treaty. That's the unconditional part.
>>43252414
It makes perfect sense, maybe you misread it with your fucked up eyes
>>43253901
>be retarded
>people call you retard
>TROLLED LOL XD
cmon japan you gotta try harder than this
>>43253901
> OPs asshole after being BTFO
> I w-was just t-trolling guys!
Japanese are fucking degenerate anyway. They all prefer to fuck rubber pussies and masturbate to hentai, so we'll just have to wait another 100 years before their civilisation disappear.
>>43253901
This master troll is too much for me
>>43253933
>>43253929
Nah I'm English and don't give a shit about Japan.
It's just funny how easy it is to rile up amerifats
>>43252545
Let me guess, a girl you liked is dating an american and is taking his big white cock on the regular instead of your tiny rice dick. Am I correct?
>>43254008
Ever think people just like to argue whether they think its a troll or not?
North Korea has no ability to effectively deliver a nuke. The instant a rocket is fired a grid of satellites alerts us and we in turn fill the skies with Iron Dome like antimissiles.
weenies are terrible drama queens
>>43252844
You honestly think the chinks wouldn't roll right over you if your American overlords weren't there?
kilt by weenies
>>43254137
you again?
>>43253454
>The bombs were mainly a way to send a signal to the Soviet Union
Listening to your college professor, eh?
>>43252193
as much as i disagree with americans they have like most countrys the good and the bad and as much as i hate the bad i wouldnt do that to the americans who are kool if korea dropped nukes on america and the nukes actualy worked then i would do whatever i can to help america get back on its feet because they would do the same for us i hope
>>43252193
>America
>helped rebuild Japan
>kept the Communists dirty paws off of Japan
>is the reason why Japan isn't a gommie shidhole :---DDDD
>is the sole reason for all of Japans success since the end of world war II
>ching chong I hate americarr xDDD
>>43254008
>tfw you realize all japanese shitposters are actually ukfags on vacation
>>43254750
Fuck yeah we would.
>>43254795
This guy gets it.
>>43252193
I'm American and I wouldn't give a fuck
Hell we'd probably intercept it then shit all over north korea, with china's blessing.
Even if it did hit it's not like it'd do much.
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