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What are the biggest warning signs that a woman can show that makes her instantly not dating material.

To me, it's tattoos, especially pic related. Every fucking time I see a white woman with a black man, she pretty much always has one. It never fails.
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>>43038515

OP, a tattoo in that particular location is known as a tramp stamp. You avoid those women like a plague.

Also, another indication that a woman is a bag of bugs to be avoided is if she uptalks. You know what uptalking is. It's when people (mostly women, but many "men" as well) phrase every sentence in the form of a question. "It's a really annoying speech pattern? It sounds like they don't know what they are talking about? It sounds like they think you might know they are totally pulling it out of their ass? It's as if they are telling you they don't have two brain cells to rub together?"

Avoid those women (and "men") like a plague.
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>>43038515
This one is more alarming.
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If she expects you to bend your schedule around her.

Smokes
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>>43038515
Facebook rants. If a girl is willing to air tons of baggage on a public forum, just imagine the shit she's going to drop when it's just both of you in a relationship.
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>>43038515
being a clitless, unclean, bin bag clad muslima
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"I just don't trust men."
Never talks to you unless she needs/wants something.
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>>43039111
I'd like to add any girl on facebook who posts images saying something like, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

Or, any woman who remotely looks up[ to Marylin Monroe.
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>>43038515
Unnatural colored hair.
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>>43038515
>instant trash
Wild colored hair
Visible tattoos
Anything pierced but ears
Pagan pendant
SJW glasses
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>>43039067
I ever see that one, I'm never returning to the location ever again.
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>>43039197

never come to austin texas.....ever.....
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if she texts or checks her phone often.

it's not like i need undivided attention, but goddamn i can't stand that.
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>>43039067
Yes, this one means they've fucked a nigger.
Their worth as women to White men plummets to zero if they're known mudsharks.
Avoid women like this at all costs.

>>43039173
This too. Aposematism is a natural indication of danger.
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>>43038515
Super easy to tell

>go on date
>when you are entering car
>open passenger door for her
>do not unlock the entire car, just her door
>take the long way around to driver door
>if she leans over and unlocks door for you = keeper
>if not, hit it and quit it
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If they're fat.
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>>43039311
Even worse when they post shit like, "Real men loves curves... and something extra, tee hee!"
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>>43039254
Urban dictionary says it means they LOVE bbc, but either way I would avoid at all costs
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>>43038515
probably speaking without being spoken to
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>>43039353
I like like curvy women who are convex or hyperboloids.
Fat fucks think they can get away with being clever.
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Tattoos are degeneracy. Not sure why anyone would ruin their body like that.
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>>43038515
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>>43039453
Mi sides m8, shudv warned mi
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>>43039453
I'm willing to bet that she'd never step foot in Africa if given the choice.
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>>43038515
Slut antlers
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>>43039492
South Africa is kind of nice. I've always wanted to visit. Elon Musk is from there
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>>43038515
Damn you must be jealous of black men pulling prime white pussy. You're thinking of white trash whores. Plenty of black guys pull quality white women. Yea, there's such a thing as a black middle class. Black college grads and so on.

Tattoos certainly are lower class, don't mind them though because it's easy flagging. See a tramp stamp, hit it quit it or don't bother if you're looking for a relationship.
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>>43039453
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>>43039548
I was talking about the less civilized parts.

Though, I have some coworkers from SA and they've told me stories about their parents' houses getting broken into by niggers. Not much different than here, I guess.
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>>43038515
any kind of tattoos
dye haired
any piercings that isn't the earlobe
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1.If they like two or more of the following bands:
Bright Eyes
The Antlers
Brand New
Arcade Fire
Radical Face

Or any other band that closely resembles them.

2. They have been (when over 16) or intend to go to some kind of country faire.

3. Their last relationship ended very badly less than two years ago. (Doesn't make them a slag, but chances are, they're still dealing with shit and or avoiding it.)

4. If they spend more than 30 seconds talking about feminism in the first few days.

>>43039309

Interesting strategy Canuck. Will try.
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>>43039621
>black people pulling anything else other than 400 lb landwhales from the trailer park

That's all I ever see with them because they like 'em "thick."
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>>43039309
Canadanon with drops of syrupy wisdom. True, you don't want an inconsiderate lady friend.
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>mfw pretty much every girl in Australia has a tattoo

I hate it. But is that hypocritical of me because I'm a tattoo artist?
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>>43039806
Yes.
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>>43039709

They can have 'em. Their kids will be a serious genetic gain for both of these kinds. Seriously. Fat women need niggers to redeem them with the (physically superior) African genes.

I hate niggers just like everyone else. But part of it is jealousy, as many of those niggers are, physically speaking, better than a fat white retarded girl who will have better kids than she ever could with a similar white man.

The case for mulattoes in America is done with. They win. I've seen me some basketball in my days.
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>>43039806
No. It's like working in a restaurant. You get sick of the food no matter how good it is.
I imagine OBGYN's have a similar problem.
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>>43039254
It's not even the fact that they fucked a black guy if even once, it's the fact that they had to get a tattoo that signifies they rode that bbc, announcing it to the world
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>>43039806
no, title does not dictate behavior.
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I've also noticed this with tattoed chicks.
Not all tattoed chicks are whores, but all whores are tattoed (almost all,) so you might as well stay away from the lot.

As for a novel red flag, any indication of mental disorders. Random crying, emotional outbursts at inappropriate times, and that kind of thing
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>>43039690
I like Brand New
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marilon monroe memorabilia
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>>43039649
Much worse though man, used to live there and I'd take a N.A.P.A over truly feral one any day
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>>43039623
Absolutely disgusting
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>>43039690
i also like Brand New

Jesus man all of your standards are almost impossible.
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>>43039137
Very descriptive yet pedantic; I bet you jerk the goose (or tug your wanker) 5x-19x a day at Child porn
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>>43040082
>using the word pedantic
>calling someone pedantic

kek
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>>43039690
I like Arcade Fire

I also want to go to a county fair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRAcSOqiNu8
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>>43040078

I said two or more you fucks! And that's only really applicable if they're both in their top five or they post about them on their tumblr all the time.
I-I like them too.

Kek though, this is why I love this board, a bunch of cynical aryan magnificent bastards who actually like pretty feelsy music. Night :3
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Would you guys seriously not date / marry a woman who has a tattoo? Even if they were intelligent / cute as fuck? I don't believe you guys. Totally barring someone from your life just because they have some ink on their skin.
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>>43040777
maybe if it were a tiny innocent thing like a flower or something
I saw some graduate student with a /mu/core band tattoo
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Tattoos on a woman is a turn off to me but if the woman was a good fuck and really really into me i could careless if she has tattoos
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>>43038515

Here
We
Go

1. They go to clubs
2. They drink alcohol
3. They smoke
4. Tattoos
5. Dyed hair
6. Piercings
7. Dress in leggings and ugg boots
8. Wear short clothing
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>>43040777
nice trips.

I would NEVER date a female with any tattoos. That is garbage. I don't put my dick in garbage.
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>>43038515
super easy to tell what women to avoid

>hair that doesn't touch the shoulder
>even worse than that, very short hair making them look like 13 year old boys
>neon colored hair (green, red, pink, purple, blue)
>tattoos
>piercings anywhere other than nose, ears or belly button (i know some of you will disagree with the belly button piercing but I have a few friends with them, it's not an automatic sentence to be nuts)
>ear gauges
>wears all black clothing
>advertises political/personal beliefs on clothing
>doesn't shave legs
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Any woman who says "I don't like drama" is a timebomb just waiting to explode on all of your friendships and relationships. The first time you hear someone say this should be the last time you speak to them. They are giant fucking magnets for trashy situations and they feed on chaos. They have convinced themselves that the world just happens to be filled with drama because they are surrounded by it, but the reality is that they are the root cause of it.

The same goes for the women who have no girl fiends because they "can't stand the way other women act." The actual problem is that she's a catty cunt who can't maintain frienships and will fuck up your friendships with weapons grade jealousy.
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>>43041092
forgot smoking. if she smokes cigarettes, she's nuts
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>>43041627
Fuck that gif and fuck you for posting it.
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I'm beautiful!
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>>43039197
>Anything pierced but the ears
This. For some reason I'm instantly turned off by navel piercings.
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>>43041617
if the girls you see with short hair look like middle schoolers then they are too young for you to begin with.
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>>43039806
What makes you say that? I rarely see girls with tattoos here in QLD.
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>>43041092


Oh yeah the biggest one

IF SHE HAS MORE MALE FRIENDS THAN FEMALE FRIENDS OR SAYS

>All my friends are guys
>My best friends are guys

EITHER SHE'S

>Friendzoning all of them
>A slut
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>>43041845
is it possible to be friends with a slut and stick it in without being a chad?

just once I want friendly sex
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>>43039309
this is from some gangster movie but i cant remember which. i wanna watch it again could anyone help me out?
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>>43040777

Fuck no. They are a nice, effectively permanent indicator of the inability to make good life choices or plan for the future.

Look at it from a parent's point of view. Do you want your daughter growing up thinking it's acceptable to make permanent choices about their body at a young age and that it's OK to wear a mark of the stupidity of youth just because mommy's got a dragon sleeve? What role model do you want your daughter to have? One of a classy, humble housewife or one of the worn out whore who couldn't think beyond the next Thirsty Thursday?
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>>43038515
>Horned rimmed glasses
>Kitchy 50s housewife fashion.
Mind you, if she's got those two, she's probably fat.
Things to check on social media:
> "I need feminism because..." Or "this is what a feminist looks like" placards.
> cutesy animal memes
> inspirational psuedo-spiritual messages/quotes
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>>43041758
>>43041997

Perfect example. Will this woman be a good role model for your kids?
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>>43039690
tfw girls have datesd you because you reminded them of the singer from brand new with blue eyes.

tfw you hear this all the time.
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>>43042066
>Fuck no. They are a nice, effectively permanent indicator of the inability to make good life choices or plan for the future.
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The best guide I've ever seen
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Also girls who drink alcohol

Like, at all
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>>43042143
Literally 98% of women
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>>43042189
Yea. Being too picky is fucking stupid. Just get over the fact that women aren't going to be perfect. Find one with positive traits that outweigh the negative.
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> Girls who HAVE to have guy friends

if she needs orbiters to have self esteem run

> girls who stay in contact with their exs

hi i can't move on and my behavior will undermine our trust and the relationship

> girls whose parents exert too much influence on them, and aren't willing to stand up for themselves

guess what you end up with them you end up with the family and they will interject themselves into your lives

> girls who try to make you jealous for no fucking reason

self explanatory, they want drama not you
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>>43042189

Literally the joke
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>>43042177

Jesus Christ, that bitch is a super soaker.
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>>43042177
Alcohol is so fucking disgusting.
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>>43042245
Jesus. Looks like you'll end up with Wendy Wildebeest for your partner. Beta as fuck.
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>>43042271

I got that video here and I really want to know the context of it

I have some good webms in this folder, I forgot about these
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>>43042314

Australianon Gets It
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>>43041935

I think its A Bronx Tale.

"If you gotta open that door for her she ain't worth shit." Or something like that.
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>>43039067
While that one is terrible, Trampstamp is still the worst of the worst
A STRONG runner up is a chick with like sleeves of tattoos and shit.
A tattoo here or there is fine I guess, but never if it's a quote tattoo
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>>43042314
I have a wife who is suffering from depression / anxiety issues right now.

She's absolutely fucking amazing and I wouldn't give her up for anything. I won't drop her either. She has a pretty good reason for being depression and anxious right now. I'd be a beta fuck if I divorced her while she was going through so much shit.

Despite how tough it is for me to see her suffering, I still see her good traits shining through. She's the same girl I met 15 years ago.
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>she had sex before marriage

Only red flag for me.
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>>43042372

Eh, it's much more likely that she'll decide that you're the cause of all her depression and anxiety and divorce you. A relationship with a depressed person is always a ticking time bomb until they decide to push everyone around them away.
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>>43042320
what...how...um that can't be real. I mean how does she function in the real world and do shit like that
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Visible Tattoos
Brags about being a leftist
SJW
Brags about doing drugs
More than 3 piercings
Green/Blue/Pink etc colored hair
Shaved or partially shaved on the head
Doesn't pay debts
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>>43039690
>hating on Arcade Fire
How's that absolutely complete shit taste treating you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0pVB1m359c
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>always fakes her voice to sound like a 10yo girl
Gets pissed of by anything. Can't handle rejection
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My ex is the perfect degenerate:

>Drinks with the goal of passing out and acting like a retard.
>Has sex with anyone who buys her a drink and then forgets about it.
>Has cheated on her exes with me and denied it.
>Broke up with her a year ago and she still talks about me constantly. To this day.
>Has had sex with so many men she's lost count.
>Recently got a tattoo.
>Is a feminist, likes FeministFrequency on Facebook.
>Shitty dyed hair.

When I was dating her I had sex with her twice and then stopped because I didn't want aids so I just abused her mouth for a few months.

She never seemed to realise that our entire relationship was on the terms that I go to her house for an hour when I feel like it, cum in her mouth and go home.

We never did anything else together.

Why would I want to when she has such a winning personality?
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>>43042372
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Beta as fuck!
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>>43042320
>reparking 4 times to pump gas

That lady must have alzheimer's
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>>43042432

Clearly she is not functioning very well in the real world, is she?
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>>43042429
Absolutely right.
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>>43041877

Yes

1. She's drunk
2. Wants revenge on chad
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>meet girl
>problem glasses
>loves modest mouse
>wears goodwill clothing
>tattoos and piercings
> into "vintage"

> one of the most libertarian women I've ever met, introduced me to right wing politics which led to my eventual embracing of conservatism and patriotism

> ended up cheating with her ex, wanted to name a child after gay guy she knew, wants to be a psychologist

I was fooled for a while but of course /pol/ was right
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I think one very overlooked red flag is when your gut/intuition tells you something is off

If you feel its wrong don't ignore that, it's something telling you to run and for a very fucking good reason

LISTEN TO YOUR INSTINCT
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>>43039690
Every response said "I like x band", I literally have never heard of any of those bands.

Is the rock I hide under a good thing?
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>>43042429
>>43042464

She might have lymphoma or leukemia because of a medication she took several years ago for her multiple sclerosis. That's why she's depressed and anxious. Her symptoms are causing her extreme chronic pain and despite that, she's trying her best to be positive. But she's been breaking down a lot. She's a precious girl, and an amazing housewife. Still cooking me meals, cleaning around the house, but when she comes to bed she's hurting so bad. She even lets me have sex with her still, but it's almost too fucked up because she's in so much pain.

She is such a good girl. No tattoos, no drugs / alcohol, no piercings, never a party girl, never been to a club or bar, loves to take care of animals and children, reads, draws, writes, love studying science and space, listens to great music, has an amazing sense of humor and knows how to take a joke, dislikes feminists, extremely family oriented, empathetic and kind, very intelligent.

If it makes me beta to stay with her while she's having these issues, then fuck it. I'm beta. But I'm sticking with her through all this fucked up shit.
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>>43042527
Wow. You're really pathetic, aren't you?
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>>43042143
> women who are too obsessed with their looks
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>>43042549

Your instincts are telling you to impregnate one of your fellow primates before you get eaten by hyenas, I'm not sure they're the best guide
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>>43042586

Ok i'm new to /pol/ but come on this has to be a semi rare flag
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>>43042576
Please, you're just making this up now. Multiple sclerosis?
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>>43042586

FLARE RAG
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>>43041627
>that gif

Who the hell thinks of that shit. My brain doesn't like it.
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>>43042630
I'm not making this up. She was diagnosed with MS at the age of 19. The medications she was on were Betaseron interferon (she had to give herself injections every other day for 4 years) and then she got off it because of the flu like symptoms and got on the first ever pill form treatment for MS called Gilenya for 2 years.

She was doing okay, but stopped last year because she felt something wasn't right. I was nervous about her not doing any treatment, but now this shit happens. It's devastating. I wish I was making this up.
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>>43042652

Here have something that feels better on your brain
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>>43042586
that fucking flag
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>>43042143
>no guitar players and video game girls
What's not to like about talent and enjoying free time?
Also
>more male than female friends
Straight on point. It might be insecurity but I'd rather be safe than sorry.
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>>43039309
This is a character test and it never fails. Funny, my mother taught me it.
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>>43042177
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>>43042717
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>>43038515
SJWs
Chicks who call Pepe the "Sad frog meme lol"
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>>43042440

>Doesn't Pay Debts......

This Coming from GREECE
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>>43042677
I was diagnosed with MS when I was 20, hang in there anon she needs your support

also, another thing I forgot:
Thinks she's a "nerd"
or
Is actually a "nerd"
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>>43042652

Here you go. Don't want you to get blue balls.

>>43042688

Oooh, that's a comfy gif.
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>>43042614
>>43042641
>>43042693
Returned to/pol/after several months.
>tfw I can no longer pretend to be white to fight with slimes
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>>43038515
DON'T EVEN BOTHER LIST

1. Women with children or pregnant.
2. Women who have more male than female friends or "one of the guys".
3. Women with pet obsessions.
4. Women that need to go clubbing, bar-hopping, "partying" etc, every week.
5. Women that need to be busy all the time or never have free time.
6. Women that are taller.
7. Women that lie, pretend or play games.
8. Women that are already dating someone.
9. Women that are fitness trainers, bartenders, club promoters, strippers, models, etc.
10. Women that are recently Americanized.
11. Women that travel in packs.
12. Women addicted to texting, social media, etc.
13. Women that want to be friends.
14. Women that are friends with their exes.
15. Women that need to be center of attention or always have drama.
16. Women that are on drugs.
17. Women still living at home.
18. Women that never call or can't hold a conversation.
19. Women under 21.
20. Women that are gold-diggers.
21. Women that forgot my name.
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>>43039309
That's brilliant.
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>>43042763
THAT'S NOT BETTER YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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>>43042749
She always said "MS doesn't have shit on me" -

What she's experiencing aren't MS symptoms. They're something far more sinister and it's just tough seeing someone with as much spirit as her decline so rapidly. I wish you luck with your illness, I hope you are in remission and stay that way for a long time.
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>>43042763

HYYYYYYPERKEK
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>>43042775
you just listed every woman ever that lives in a first world country.
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>>43042802
its rough man
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>>43042677

Dude I was just fucking with you, this is the kind of thread I take the least seriously of any thread.

I lived with a girl with rheumatoid arthritis for a while and she was a total sweetheart, autoimmune diseases are really awful. You both sound like nice folks. Don't let people here fuck with your head, you're doing fine.
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>>43042767
I'm phoneposting. Can't check flag. Where you from?
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>>43042802


I still have faith there are decent women out there who aren't complete cum dumpsters
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>>43042831
Sri lanka
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>>43042831
Tap on the flag and check the country code at the end of the url, dumbass.
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>>43038515

queen of spades tattoo

disgusting
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>>43042830
All good man. I mean shit, I guess all of this is making me a little more sensitive than usual - and I'm on fucking 4chan.

Thanks.
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>>43042143

More than two-thirds of that list describes my ex-wife who is now onto her fourth husband.
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>>43042835
You'd like to think so, but it's like finding a needle in a haystack.
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>>43042320
How. Seriously. Oh my god.
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>>43039309

what kind of shit tier car are you driving where you can only open a passenger door? fucking canadian faggot
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>>43042799
yep, you get lucky enough, MS really doesnt have shit on you, but there are some cunt doctors that will insist on the fact that you wont even be able to stand in 20-30 years or so.

This combined with corticosteroids is an almost guaranteed cocktail for depression and/or mania.

Getting into remission and staying that way for 3 years now is what got me through depression, you guys have best of luck too and stay stronk
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>>43039309
Is this really true?
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While we're posting fucked up shit to mess with people's heads
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>>43039309
White man's car have central locking.
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>>43042850
http://s.4cdn.org/image/country/lk.gif

Thanks so much friend.
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>>43042908

It doesn't work anymore because if you're not fucking poor your car has a keyless entry system and you can't do it

Also it only really indicates one dimension of her personality and there are so many ways a girl can be a mess
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>>43042917
Fuck you.
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>>43039309
That's pretty random.

My car doesn't have a keyhole on the passenger side door so it won't work. What about nicer cars? My friend has proximity sensor and remote start but he'll take what he can get.
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>>43042472
Kek
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>>43042971
>"ain't this cute? skylar may done all growed up like her momma!"
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>>43042974
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>>43042999
I'll accept your fucking wink only if shoot the fucking thing. Rabbit stew is pretty damn good.
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>>43042994
>Skylar
Fucking hell right on the money
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>>43041627
This. This right here.
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>smoker
>way of talking that indicates she's stupid
>lots of swearwords
>colored hair
>piercings
>doesn't wear make-up
>feminazy, anti-mail
>tattoo's in general
>very suntanned skin
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Tattoos, yoga pants, excessive makeup, dyed hair, piercings.
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>>43042979
>That's pretty random.

It's not random. It's copypasta from the movie "A Bronx Tale".

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106489/quotes?item=qt0409110
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>>43042343

>Hits two people and another car
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>>43043042
Yuuuuck! Give it to us raw, and wriggling!
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>>43039067

niggerfuckers
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>>43038515

100% agree with you OP.

A decent tattoo from a talented tattoo artist is going to cost you at least 500 dollars.

That is 500 dollars that could be used to help an orphaned white child.

That is 500 dollars that could be spent learning something of value.

That is 500 dollars that could be spent visiting a foreign country.

Instead these people have decided that their mind and the lives of other white people are worth less than some stains on their skin.

Totally incomprehensible.
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>>43042830
Jesus that guy in the pic is a fucking beta, why didnt he tell her off?

Its not her fucking bathroom.
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>>43043156
>500 dollars
unless you have the fuckin gioconda painted on your butt, no, its not gonna cost you 500$ for a tramp stamp
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>>43038515
an inflated ego/sense of self worth
love of drama/conflict
measuring her own life and happiness against the lives of others

anything along the lines of this will lead to serious problems for her as long as she behaves this way, and definitely problems for both of you if you decide to get involved.
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>>43043199
still, that money could go towards other things...
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>>43043189

If it's something that got screencapped from a thread about being beta on /r9k/ you know it's bad
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>>43043288
Jesuss fucking christ what is wrong with these people?
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>>43043288
>GHOST PENIS
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>>43038515

Tons of makeup.
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>she likes horses
nope nope nope

trust me guys
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>>43038837
no one does this. you saw this from an episode of family guy
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>>43043156
No.

while $500 will get you a great tattoo (given your guy isn't incompetent) that's still a lot. $500 could easily be a large piece like a sleeve or back piece.

I only have 2 tattoos, both from the same guy. One is the German coat of arms on my left pectoral, and an Edelweiss on my right pectoral. Both color, from a reputable shop (won best tattoo shop in ATX not too long ago) and both cost $90, with a free touch up obviously included.
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>>43043329

Submissive humiliation fetishists

They get off on it - probably most of those stories are fake smut they created to jerk off to, just like the guys posting threads about giant black dicks are cuck fetishists
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>>43043288
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Holy shit that is bottom of the barrel right there.
Throwing shit out there
Avoid a chick if they can't take a joke
Or my personal go to, get out of a relationship if she can't stay awake or even pay attention to a movie/show that you want her to watch but then bitches and moans if you ignore her shit.
ALWAYS a bad sign.
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>she's a single mom


no brainer, but stay far away.
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>>43043408
Should've clarified.

Each tattoo cost $90, not $90 for both. That'd be fuggin sweet.
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>>43043408
Let me see a picture of your edelweiss
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>>43043471

Please, that girl is a princess compared to a lot of what's out there
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>>43043444
The last part would be woman^2=problems
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>>43043444
>Avoid a chick if they can't take a joke
this is a good one. Its the signature sign of a dumb uptight woman.
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>>43043406
you've clearly never been to parts of england or america where they have accents that sound like question marks
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>>43038515
Depression
Depressed/Clingy girls seem cute at the beginning, but they always end up cheating if you cannot satisfy their unlimited needs
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>>43039690
I find Ed Sheeran fans are the best gf material.
>inb4 normalfag

ok i'm busted
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i love it when /pol/ agrees on things. it's rare.
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>>43042143
>Finally found qt3.14 who has none of those characteristics.

They exist, /pol/, but you've got to excel in your personal life in order to find them and have them want you.
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>>43042343
someone is playing carmageddon
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>>43038837
>uptalk

That's called rising inflection?
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>>43042446
you made my dick hard
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>>43042891
yeah your comprehension skills are sub-par at best there, buddy.
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This is all excellent advice fellas. nice work.
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>>43042446
>go to her house for an hour
>abused her for a few months
>never did anything else together
>ex

Do you want to be surprised?
You are as degenerate as she was...
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>>43039309
Pretty much this and only this. Although I don't own a car and I will never meet a woman but it's sound advice.
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>>43039806
>>43041831
Are Aussie girls good or shit? They're pretty hot from what I've seen
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>>43044082
Everywhere in the country is different, anon.
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>>43044082
Bad. Some bitch was walking around campus today with short shorts on and her ass cheeks were literally on display. We can't even get decent girls at uni here.
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>>43042343
that cant be an asian woman that's a drunk are you kidding me
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>>43042143
Nice list, very comprehensive.
>Avoid women if you are looking for a relationship.

capatcha: arses
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>>43042343

what. the. hell.

is she a serial murderer or something? sauce on this one?
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>>43038515
Friend of mine recently told me that the personality and the look I like are unfortunately the opposite.

Really like
>Large tattoos
>Neon hair
>Face Piercing

Like walking into a minefield. Didn't even occur to me until he said it. So where do decent women hang out?
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>>43042320
It's britbong reality porn with an amateur debut. I forget her name.
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>>43042343
dat wiper flick
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>>43044288
>So where do decent women hang out?
The kitchen
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>>43044158
Meh. Chicks here do that all the time.
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>>43042440
>Doesn't pay debts
>Greece
subtle
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>>43042472
I was pissed until the end of the gif. Then I realized, justice served.
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>>43039254
Now I know where the word poser comes from. Cool, thanks for that.
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>>43044179

lol no

ive seen gooks drive like this. you should know, considering you live in a Chinese colony and all...
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>>43039309
Implying a woman will get with you if you're driving a pos prehistoric car that doesn't have central locking
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>>43044392
Hilarious.

Really though, people told me to go places I enjoy and I'll meet women I like.(bookstores, metal concerts, bar) Really just an average joe(lift, vidya, drink on the weekends), meet a lot of legit addicts and problem types somehow.
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>>43039137
Made me kek. Is now my new phrase for 'muslim woman'.
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>>43039170
THIS
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>>43039309
My car either unlocks the driver's side or all doors m8
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I've been seeing this girl with bad depression and some intense cutting scars all over her legs (they're old). She smokes and drinks a ton, and goes clubbing frequently, but doesn't usually bring home guys,

But she's got naturally platinum blonde hair and blue eyes, and getting a STEM PhD. I want my kids to have master race genes.

What do /pol/.
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>>43040082
You seem unusually angry at an amusing description. Claiming someone is a pedophile just because they use a derogatory description of muslin women implies to me that you are either muslim or some kind of liberal apologist. Either way, you're a terrible person..
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>>43044737
Steal her ovaries.
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>>43042830
This made me hard
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>>43038515
>biggest warning signs

fat and out of shape

every other nightmare you can imagine is hiding behind that waiting to make your life pure Hell
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>>43044737

If I'm correct, depression is hereditary. So they're not really master race genes. Personally that wouldn't matter to me but I can't deal with baggage
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>>43042143
>redheads

No way man, redheads are hot!
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>>43042586
nice flag
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>>43042343
The driver is clearly steering into the second person.
She's wearing a headscarf though, so it's pretty much whatever.
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>>43042343
>women
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>>43043406
Sadly there are plenty of people who do this and it's fucking annoying. The joke in family guy (Stewie talking to Brian about Brian's girlfriend) wouldn't work if it wasn't something people hate to hear.
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Biggest red flag is if she reads/has read the communist manifesto, and/or is seen protesting the Vietnam War. These anti-patriotic commies need to be shot.
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Great thread m8s
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>>43043406
This is actually how retarded leftist girls talk. The dreaded 'activist accent'.
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>>43042143
I've recently gotten into a relationship with a women with quite a few of these. Do I drop her, or ride it out to its inevitable conclusion? I think I've already come to realize it's probably not going to make it to the long game.
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>>43040992
why does Pepe have the hank hill ass...
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Cntrl f + type in: degeneracy


Every fucking time
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>>43038515

Any tattoo is disarming.

I've seen complete 9/10s turn into 7/10s the moment I see that tattoo. It truly is a disgusting habit.
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If she's got past boyfriends who "treated her like shit" or just shitty men in general.
Especially when she's been through a lot of them.
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>>43042143
>redhead
Lol what? one of my relationships was with a redhead and she basically ticked all the boxes that /pol/ liked, being a virgin, smart, not leftist, came from a traditional family etc.

I dropped the relationship because I wasn't attracted to her enough in the end but she definitely was a good person not somebody I would say other guys should avoid.
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>Dyed hair, especially if it is in a shocking color like pink green or blue
> tattoos
> If she utters the words depression, my psychiatrist or Zoloft run
>I play games, Achtung here she might be a fun gamer guuurl but depression is like flies on a corpse when it comes to these girls
>I tried to commit suicide once, do I need to elaborate
> coal burners of any kind, it doesn't matter if it was an Asian, Nigger, Indian, Arab our Latino start the fuck away from her
> have had plastic surgery
> niggers
> stay away from feminists, Marxists and devoted liberals
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Tattoos are absolutely haram. Thank God for that.
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>>43038515
Warning signs:

- Tattoos
- Piercings anywhere but one for each ear
- Attention-grabbing unnatural hair color
- Horn-rimmed glasses
- Attention-grabbing lipstick color
- Too much makeup
- Goes to bars/clubs
- Feminist
- Inappropriately revealing clothing

Or basically, anything that makes her look like a narcissist crying for attention. The more attention she seems to crave, the less you want to do with her.
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>>43039170
Fuck yes lol I hate those stupid Facebook maymays that are supposed to make women feel empowered about their own degeneracy.
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>>43039104
what if she's a doctor?
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>"Most my friends are guys"
Into the trash it goes.
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>>43039067
Not for me!
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>>43038515
Critters to avoid. Pic related.
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>>43039067
Explain
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>>43039173
>Unnatural colored hair.
This is one of the biggest warning signs there is.
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>>43044797
you are the terrible person here, cuckold
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The moustache
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Aside from all the obvious shit I personally can't stand 'adventurous' women. I am not talking about women who actually go on real adventures, but the ones who go to Machu Picchu with the sole objective of having their picture taken their. Voluntourists are also haram, any girl that was gone to 'help' Africa or Haiti has narcissistic issues.
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>>43039353
>"Real men loves curves... and something extra, tee hee!"
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>>43039067

>mfw when gf has this tattoo in this location, except without the 'Q'
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>>43043089
today it is

many new cars don't have locks on passenger car

this trick will not work in the future
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>>43039690
Let me guess you just described you're ex??
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>>43043406
>no one does this

You poor naive bastard.
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BIG red flag is if she have/had a horse, that is her expensive substitution for a kid which you might end up paying fur
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Women who never wear dresses or skirts like a woman should.

Pants are for men, dresses are for women.
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>>43043529

?

You just substitute (rootProblems) in for (Money^2) and it returns to (Problems). You don't have to square the other side.
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>>43041627
>The same goes for the women who have no girl fiends because they "can't stand the way other women act." The actual problem is that she's a catty cunt who can't maintain frienships and will fuck up your friendships with weapons grade jealousy.
I can confirm.
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>>43042143
Hit 15 of those.

Guess I should dump her... But her pussy is so tight...

Sigh
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>>43042343

Doesn't this video have like "Queen - Don't Stop Me Now" playing on the radio?

I recall something like that and it was hilariously horrible.
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>>43040777
>womyn gets a "black lover" tatoo on her
>implying any sane man would touch that bitch

i don't see tatoos saying "chink lover" or "white lover"

the "bbc" meme is fake, yet lives on

the white race is cucked beyond saving
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>>43045838
> coal burners of any kind, it doesn't matter if it was an Asian, Nigger, Indian, Arab our Latino start the fuck away from her

What's left ? the underaged and some really old women who got married durring ww2 ?
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