So i was at a social function and i let my redpill blurt out.
I was then bashed to a pulp. No, not by niggers.
Writing this from hospital while i wait for a nurse so forgive my shitty writing.
>Be at work function
>Blurt out the "electric jew" meme
>Kike takes offense, gets right up in my face
>Dude's the boyfriend of some girl at work, he's a massive bodybuilder
>I stammer out an apology and he gets worked up about his grandpa
>I lose my spaghetti and deny the holocaust, can't remember exact words
>Last thing i remember was him smashing the side of my head in with a wine glass and co-workers pulling him off me after he got a few blows in
So thanks /pol/, i expect to be fired and my whole body hurts.
Pic related, i went nuts about israel genociding palestine
>>42880107
i really hope you don't say racist /pol/ memes irl
Why are non-muslims such beta cuckfaggots?
get rekt faggot don't talk shit unless you know how to get hit
>>42880107
i hope this is true enjoy your jobless autistic future
>Lose my spaghetti and deny the holocaust, can't remember exact words
How does one accidently deny the holocaust
>>42880107
You do realize that he's gonna be the one who'll be legally "in the right", do you?
God's chozen people, muh 6 million, don't forget de shoahcaust, etc.
>>42880107
>things that really happened
>>42880123
>>42880107
>>42880160
>>42880161
Israeli flag+engineered responses to teach the bad goy to groupthink like a good goy.
You almost had me Bibi.
>>42880123
I diden't mean to, i forgot where i was when i said the electric jew meme and after that i fucked up even harder by engaging him about the holocaust.
I'm just glad it wasen't a nigger, it could have been worse.
>>42880189
shit really?
>>42880107
>So thanks /pol/
You only have yourself to blame you autistic faggot.
>>42880107
>>42880189
technically no, anon if you play your cards right and smart you'll make your way out of this.
He's in the wrong for punching you,
You're in the wrong for saying electric jew. you apologize for that, but denying the holocaust is not racism it's just a historic opinion.
>>42880211
Even in the USA, the sentence/phrase "suing a jew" will get laughs from the most politically correct person in the room.
It's not an anti-semitic canard that every single jew in existence (secular or otherwise) has "that one cousin" or "that one uncle" who's a lawyer
>>42880250
I'm sure you guys have the same deal in bongland. Every jew (secular or otherwise) "went to yeshiva with a mensch who became a barrister" or something similar. Here in the U.S. legal system, nepotism is king, and jewish "culture" is a culture of nepotism.
>>42880194
>i am a special snow flake look at me aren't i cool for hating jews xD
>>42880107
>the "bodybuilding" Jew
>arms as big as the nose
>>42880250
Australia has terrible "hate speech" laws but i wasen't trying to be hateful, i was trying to be funny in a conversation about kids watching too much tv
>>42880211
Outflank on the left. You did it because of Palestine etc.
>>42880298
honestly i just don't want to lose my job, i never wanted any trouble
Keep your mouth shut if you can't back up your words with a right hook your dumb goy.
>>42880296
What state are you in?
>>42880290
Oh look.
The Hasbara is showing its true colors.
FREE PALESTINE MOTHERFUCKERS
>>42880107
Never forget the 6 trillions
>>42880107
>i stayed up all night trying to think of a good thread to start
>this is all i came up with
never change, oz.
>>42880343
victoria m8
>>42880351
*gorillons
>>42880326
Cool. So now your employer supports genocide if they fire you. Because Palestine.
>>42880371
Shit is pretty strict down there but I think you might be ok since you weren't actually inciting hatred by the sounds of it. You've definitely lost your job regardless.
>>42880348
>you dont agree with me so you are hasbara xD god i hate jews am i cool guys
would if i could m8
>>42880409
So i need to stick to my guns and defend palestine?
I don't actually know that much about the conflict.
>>42880425
So this bloke gets away with putting me in hospital and glassing me? Apparently the police are coming later to take a report according to my friend at work, but they've already taken his statement.
>>42880348
lel muslim detected
>>42880451
No, what I'm saying is that you should proceed normally. If it becomes and issue and your local tranny muslim overlord is calling you into HR for a chat, THEN say the situation in Gaza upset you so much (maybe roll a tear) that you blurted it out.
If they want to fire you, say you cannot believe speaking out against genocide is WRONG!
>>42880107
And now you'll learn to be a good goy and hide your power level in public. Have fun looking for a new job faggot.
>>42880107
Wow, another installment of Thing That Never Happened!
>>42880180
We must start indoctrinating children at a younger age!
>>42880475
It's hard to say. Magistrates are really cracking down on glassing the last few years. He might get off light considering he's Jewish and you were denying the holocaust though. How badly cut are you from the glassing? Is it near your eye? Have you got a lawyer on the way?
>>42880555
>le "it didnt happen because I don't agree with it" may may
go back to reddit
>>42880348
>you have to be pro-muslim to be anti-jew
>>42880565
My eye's ok, it's not a brutal glassing but there were a number of shards in my cheek that they had to remove.
I really don't want to get fired, i wish i could just talk it out with the bloke, but the cops are coming soon and i don't know what they've talked about with him.
>>42880107
>bodybuilding kike
Top kep. Pics or guy or didn't happen, JIDF.
>>42880600
So you believe literally anything no matter how little sense it makes? Must be a rough life you got there.
>>42880107
> was the term "remove kebab" uttered? Are you a Big Boy Anon?
>>42880600
Because people wouldn't lie on the internet right? Also assuming OP did get his shit pushed in, what's stopping him from pressing charges for assault? The fact that the other guy is a jew? The world doesn't run on a meme.
>>42880658
>So you believe literally anything no matter how little sense it makes
Things that didn't happen: the short story: the sentence: the limerick: the anecdote: the post
>>42880707
Considering how violent, petulant, and easily-offended jews are ("ethnic" jews), it's not entirely implausible to say OP's story happened
OP timestamp a pic in the hospital
