Who does /pol/ think is the greatest human being who ever lived?
>>42707054
that vlad dracula? yeah he was amazing
Anders "I raised the murders per 100,000 in Norway by 1.6" Breivik.
>>42707054
Augustus
I think it's a shame he didn't impale even more mudslimes
>>42707054
Anita Sarkeesian
Vlad the kebab impaler was pretty great
>Vlad the Impaler
>Not best know for created the spit kebab
Nikola Tesla.
He was a legitimate mad scientist who wanted to help the world.
>>42707054
Adolf Hitler.
HE WAS GOING TO TAKE US TO MARS IN THE 80S, YOU FUCKING CUCKS, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN
>>42707271
>tfw Tesla was given answers to the universe by the universe itself, because of his humility and altruism
>tfw he died poor, cold, and alone, while others have become famous stealing all of his creations to become opulently wealthy
>>42707271
ayy lmao
>>42707282
ayy lmao
>>42707226
ayy lmao
>>42707262
ayy lmao
>>42707129
ayy lmao
>>42707091
ayy lmao
>>42707075
Fuck you, australia, stop shitposting
>>42707054
Vlad the impaler period. Fucking muslim semitic scum.
But perhaps Mark Twain is superior to Tesla; after all, Tesla attributes Twain's books as the reason he was able to survive such a deplorably sickly childhood. (Twain cried when he heard this.)
>>42707054
Jesus.
>>42707358
Clearly he wasn't that smart to game the system in which he should've known others would be jealous, greedy and thieving fucks.
>>42707472
Yes, he started a successful cult, but without that cult, the Roman Empire would have held together for much longer and we wold have had an industrial revolution several hundred to a thousand years earlier.
>>42707521
*would
>>42707054
Aristotle
>>42707330
is that Rod Serling?
>>42707054
Vlad is definitely someone to look up to, he kept Europe safe from kebab.
>>42707716
This.
>>42707054
At the age of 13, Vlad and his brother were taken as hostages by the Ottomans and educated in the ways of warfare and the Quran. While his brother came to sympathize with them and be welcome into their ranks, what Vlad saw of the Ottomans and what they did to their victims made him sick. His defiance earned him a life of hardship and punishments. He vowed to one day be free and return their cruelty thousandfold.
Once he was free he increased his political capital by helping his like-minded cousin Stefan attain the throne of Moldavia and fighting in the crusade called by Pius II against the Ottomans. As leader of Wallachia, when the sultan demanded tribute from him he adamantly refused and prepared an ambush for the force the sultan would send to pressure him. He impaled them all.
Justified by the sultan's aggression he crossed the Danube, devastated the area and using his turkish education infiltrated Ottoman camps to raze them from within. To inform the pope of what he'd done he sent his envoy this message:
"I have killed peasants men and women, old and young, who lived at Oblucitza and Novoselo, where the Danube flows into the sea... We killed 23,884 Turks without counting those whom we burned in homes or the Turks whose heads were cut by our soldiers...Thus, your highness, you must know that I have broken the peace."
>>42707437
the mysterious stranger is one of the best stories ever
even the version that was finished by some other fraud is very insightful
both versions changed my way of thinking, now i try to think like young satan
>>42708883
God damn it, how can someone be that fucking based?
>>42707500
Yeah I am bumping my own post. It's the only one that matters in this thread full of Jaden faggot Smith's.
>>42707521
Yeah but the added weapons would have killed every European because everyone was a violent dumbfuck back then. Jesus was sent to save us from ourselves.
>>42708883
One of the most redpilled things I learned from /pol/ was that Vlad was probably one of the top 10 people in European history based on saving it from kebab.
When I grew up all I knew was Dracula and he was a pretty screwed up guy.
>>42707054
Is it strange that I feel no kinship with or admiration of anyone anymore? All my heroes and role models are dead, in a figurative sense.
Obama
>>42707054
My neighbor down the street. He is, as he was, all he was. And that is all we can ask for.
Issac Newton
Hitler. If it wernt for him id have to reserve and pay for air. Big-nosed fucks.
>>42709327
Everyone was an even more violent fuck afterwards. Thank you Jesus, go fuck yourself.
>>42707368
I fucking hate faggots like you that mass respond. Fucking die cocksucker.
>>42709266
I am bumping this one too. I'll derail this fucking thread so fucking fast that you won't know what post hit you.
Steven Spielberg
>>42707054
My historical hero. Why he hasn't been made a saint is beyond me.
He defended Christendom more then most others.
>>42707358
Tesla's Hotel Room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6k5BRwIPxk
:^)
>>42707368
People shit post about Australians shit posting more than Australian shit post.
>>42709540
He was probably autistic like you
If it wasn't for him, who knows if Europe would have dominated the world the way they did from the 1500's onwards.
>>42709740
Proof?
>>42707054
Frederick II, Holy Roman Empire
Ludwig van Beethoven
the list goes on...
I wish Vlad and Skenderbeg could have fought together against the Turkish scums
>>42709366
Skanderbeg was like Vlad from albania. They both were held captive by the ottomans and both were fighting for Christianity. It would have been awesome if both could fight together and send them back to mongolia
>>42707521
>but without that cult, the Roman Empire would have held together for much longer and we wold have had an industrial revolution several hundred to a thousand years earlier.
Get back into your grave Gibbon, your pseudohistory has no place here.
>>42708883
>Demand tribute from a guy
>He says no
>Send soldiers to intimidate him
>He tortures all of them to death
>Then he kills 20,000 of your people
>Then he does it again
>Send army to stop him
Wow, I wonder how this story ends.
>>42707054
Jesus Christ, obviously
>>42709789
That's what I thought. Absolutely no proof.
>>42710337
I dont lurk threads religiously. I have absolutely no proof, but if I had no prior knowledge of tesla I would just see a simple brilliant person with a poor social affinity. And it worked out that way in the end, didn't it?
Whoever discovered how to use electricity
Whoever discovered how to use gas
Doctors
>>42710471
>I dont lurk threads religiously. I have absolutely no proof
And you expect me or anyone else to believe you're better then this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxVBjfHzdI4
Get fucked, rekt, kek'd and vexxed you Sunny Delight drinking faggot.
>>42707054
Does anyone else think Sigismund touched Vlad and his dad in their no-no spots? "Join my order! Touch my Dragon!"
>>42710304
>Who does /pol/ think is the greatest human being who ever lived?
>greatest human being who ever lived
>greatest human being
>human being
Jesus confirmed for not being god, but a scam artist
>>42707054
>During his life, Vlad wrote his name in Latin documents as Wladislaus Dragwlya, vaivoda partium Transalpinarum
>Wladislaus Dragwlya
sounds like the coolest dinosaur ever
>>42710680
That looks like something straight out of G Gundam
>introducing Australia's fighter- the Shitpost Gundam!
