Holy shit, emergency bulletin being spread to top journalists on private twitter. Quoting it
>Airborne drones have gathered footage of a massive nuke flying toward the white house from Russia. Raster imaging analysis has indicated that it has probably been fired by Putin. Top analysts say the cause was most likely an incident last week involving the Obama assassionation attempt on Vladimir Putn.
>ETA: t-3 hours
>>42690791
0/10
>>42690791
Let the birds fly.
>>42690791
ICBM's take about 18 minutes to reach their destination.
You fucking idiot.
>>42690791
mediocre b8
4/10
>>42690791
Do it.
Come save us ruskies.
>>42690791
>t-3 hours
Stop.
>>42690791
>and then OP failed to provide a source
You're such a faggot. 1/10 got me to reply.
>3 hours
is it a zeppelin nuke, or something?
>>42690838
They usually do. But this rocket is big as you can see from the picture. it has been equipped with 4x the payload, thus reducing the speed 4x due to the laws of physis.
The purpose behind this is to cause as massive an explosion as possible, to wipe out the entire Eastern United States in one mighty swop. Normal nukes/ICBMs are too weak for this
>drones have gathered footage
kek
>ria .. probably by putin
kek
>spread to top journalists on "private twitter"
kek
>3 hours
kek
2/10 for making me read
>A massive nuke flying toward the white house
>ETA: t-3 hours
If it's not going to hit for 3 more hours, how do we know the White House is its destination?
>>42690791
>>42691071
They calculated the trajectory. Also, it is flying straight towards the white house
>>42690791
>ICBMs take 40min to get anywhere
>3 hours
lulz
>>42690981
It's a pity anything that size would be intercepted by aircraft, much less anti-missile batteries.
If only Russia knew more about physics...
Hey so I know OP is full of shit, but out of curiosity if I live about 35-40 minutes drive from the White House (no traffic) how fucked am I?
>>42690791
>>42691162
The rocket has been coated with reinforced metal alloys, thus making it highly resilent to bullets, missiles and explosions.
You would need something much more than a few bullets to shoot these bad boy down.
>>42690791
Germany will bomb internally if they don't get greek debnts in 3hrs from now!
> implying they are willing to negotiate with terrorists
>>42690791
Are you even trying?
Let slip the dogs of war
>>42691222
oh look at my trips
>>42691182
Son, Pootikins couldn't hit the arse end of a barn door, get some sleep.
For the reference, here is the damning tweet from the culprit, Vladimir Putin. It seems that he was angered and revengeful but imo he is going too far by trying to bomb the white house.
>>42690791
Come on Nazi you aren't even trying
>>42691241
>few bullets.
We're done here. Try again when you graduate high school.
>>42691361
Hogs
>>42691438
Seems legit
>>42690791
> t-3 hours
Is it a tunnelling rocket? Because it aint going through the air if it takes that long.
>>42691457
It's not my fault you know nothing about the basics of missile construction and reinforcement
>>42690791
Underage fucking banned.
>ICBMs can travel 10,000 miles in less than an hour
>meanwhile us humans are taking 8 hours to fly across the Atlantic
For fuck sake why have we been travelling like peasants all this time? Just strap us to rockets for the journey from now on. The transport industry would be revolutionised.
>Reminder that it is impossible to question my sources
>The basics of this missile construction are solid
>Denial is occuring due to mass denial of realities
>>42691626
Interesting piece of nuke trivia: this misile actually is large enough to transfer 10 people inside of it during travel, or the equivalent of high-grade nuclear explosive
>>42691433
Thanks bong
>>42691438
Dude that is the realest tweet I've ever seen
-1000000000000/10 abhorred bait m8
If you don't even know the basics of how long distance projectiles work then don't even make a post about it.
>>42691562
Rocketry is a passion of mine. Do you have an explanation how they managed to get the additional Delta-V for a rocket to escape square-cube law?
Especially considering running at a quarter speed, the rocket cannot even rely on lowered fuel mass during transit; It needs to lift the same fuel mass for far longer.
Finally... And most tellingly...
Twitter? Private Twitter?
>>42691730
so what is this new tech for troop delivery/landing called ?
as in in retrospect to paratroopers ?
>>42690791
Lol this is the biggest load of bullshit. ICBM's only take around 2 mins to arrive if launched from the oceans near north america.
Pack it up faggot. /thread
>>42691785
Haha you got trolled m8
>>42690791
what the fuck is this influx of retard people just making shit up.
BTFO.
>>42691730
so why don't we just put 10 greeks in a missile and fire it at Moscow? BANG instant bankruptcy and toppled government with no damage to infrastructure and monuments.
>>42691914
Shut up no I didn't you big smelly poopybutt
>>42690791
>>42691958
Touche
I ran to my living room and turned on the TV to Fox News to see if it was true and didn't see anything. Fuck you OP.
>>42691839
Sub-orbital Hyper-Sonic Assault Tactical Teams
SHATT
>>42691792
Yes this was a big problem during the construction of the putinka 1 missile. In order of it to work during launch, 4 thrusters were used, in addition to 7 helper rockets with extra thrusters to carry it up as high as it would go. Afterwards the rocket would fall downwards towards the white house in a swweping motion.
However none of this would have worked if it wasnt for the specialization of the metal alloy, which was lighter than normal. The world's largest refrigeration system was also made to run on nuclear energy to cool down the rocket without which it would overheat.
However overeating was still a major problem so the putinka missile is assisted by a squadron of smaller helper missiles who douse it with refrigerating substance to prevent overheating problems. Admittedly the cost of this is large but the Putinka missile is only intended to be used once, making it seem reasonable to Russian planners at the time.
Although this system is cumbersome, it is also effective. The rocket payload of the rocket is massive, and is unlikely to allow President Obama to survive Putin's revenge on the White House
>>42692038
>Airborne drones
>Airborne
>drones gathered footage of a massive nuke flying toward the white house from Russia
>drones gathered footage
>massive
>nuke
>flying toward the white house
>Single nuke
>massive
>white house
>drone footage
>probably been fired by Putin
>fired by Putin
>cause was most likely incident last week involving the Obama assasionation attempt on Vladimir Putn.
>Obama assasionation attempt on Vladimir Putin
>assasionation
>on Vladimir Putin
>Putn
Come on man, were you dropped on your head?
>
>>42692038
Yeah Fox is currently preparing a two hour long program with reportage and live footage as they still have some time left. Expect it to be on in about 30 minutes
>>42692212
>However overeating was still a major problem so the putinka missile is assisted by a squadron of smaller helper missiles who douse it with refrigerating substance to prevent overheating problems.
Teach me your shitposting ways sensai :^)
>>42692212
OH MY GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
NO MORE REPLIES TO THIS THREAD.
I am ending this thread. this thread is over. No more replies, you there, get your goddamn grimy jew fingers off that keyboard. No more replying.
>>42692516
This is a typical example of a Jewish Putin paid shill who is trying to get as many whites to be killed in the nuclear attack on Washington DC as possible, to make the region ripe for Zionist recolonization.
>>42692212
>rocket payload of the rocket.
What the fuck are you getting on about Hans? Seriously we're done here.
>>42692918
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY ANON. NO MORE REPLIES.
Relax guys, they're just delivering OPs mum's dildo.
>>42692952
Please do not believe this Zionist field operative. He is trying to fool you. Do not let Eastern US be depopulated to be replaced by Israeli colonization of New Zion. Get on your cars and start drivng west as we speak, it is not too late.
>>42690791
I want to believe, but I just can't.
Sorry OP.
>>42690791
I expected better, Germany.
3/10 for getting responses
hmm, Germany can into shitposting. Who'd a thunk it.
Scheiße Pferd
Can you send one to California too?
HOLLY FUCK GUYS TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING ON CNN RIGHT NOW
At least the brown guy will be out of office
>>42692952
Listen here nigger, if I want to post about how fucking crazy this weinerschnitzel is, I'm gonna do it. Besides this is more entertaining than the defcon threads.
>>42692985
ki haal(how are you) mate :)
>>42690791
isn't that a model of a rocket from final fantasy? shit, I know American education is bottom tier, but it looks like Germany's is worse.
>>42693318
Why do you think that, doesn't look like a "Final Fantasy" to me.
>Putinka (Russian: Пyтинкa) is a brand of Russian vodka.
>>42693318
It does look like Cid's rocket from ff7. kek.
>>42691792
Are you that chembro anon who makes his own fireworks?
"Surely this is legit!"
Christ OP this was weak even by shitposter standards.
>>42693384
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/File:Shinra_26_Rocket_FFVII_Model.jpg
Why do you have to be such an abhorrent faggot?
>>42692347
30mins are over
>>42690791
>hitting the white house with a nuke
>not hitting the pentagon, norad, cia, or anything important
>not a warning missile
>private twitters
>isnt all over the news
>no presidential shit happening
0/10 for making me waste time reading it
>>42691792
I dont known who is more retarded, the OP for such imbecile nonsense, or you for biting his bait.
>>42690791
>fired by Putin
Imagine if this happens irl
Missile confirmed to be constructed of the hardest metal, diamond.
>>42693501
Hmm interesting. Just asked my source about this
. And it is likely that Putin knows of this "video game". My source says he refered it to his engineering crew, who were inspired by the design to create the Nuke in question. They made it look like the "video game" rocket to appeal to Putin's sensibilities. So interesting find, it's interesting how violence in video games, has allowed these dictators to be inspired, to create violence in our real world.
>>42693644
Is diamond the hardest element?
HOLY SHIT!
TURN ON CNN!!!!
NOW!!!!
>>42690791
cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war
>>42690791
That's the worst attempt i've ever seen. 0/10
>>42693671
kek
>>42693671
Go play some rpg, child.
>>42693644
no that's dragon force
>>42693686
http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/18/living/feat-transgender-child-raising-ryland/index.html
>>42693671
This has to be ironic, nobody could seriously defend themselves and make fake happenings so badly
Why is everyone in this thread so retarded. You do know OP is joking right? It's satire of the stupid "YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES LEFT TO LIVE" threads.
>>42693644
>>42693682
this isnt 1981 grandpa.
The Hardest known organic element is Graphene. Retards.
>>42693682
Yes, the element diamond is harder than the non-metals as well.
cokcs
>>42693671
ban assault video games
>>42690974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAE1hb8JLYk
>>42690791
>>42693798
>>42693768
Due to extensive research done by the 4chan University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows.
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.
They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.
They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.
They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.
They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.
They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.
They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.
Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.
>>42693682
my dick is hardest
thank you op for that quality shitposting.
I used to believe australia would be no. 1 but you teached me otherwise.
>>42693763
Please. I am just spreading the image, that was linked to be my source from the newsboard of Secret Twitter. IF you had knowledge of a Nuke appraoching the headquraters of the democratic United States of America President, Barack Obama, would you keep it to yourself? Not me, anyway.
I am merely trying to save the white race of the easter united states from imminent annihilation at the hands of this violent dicttor, V. Putin. A nuke landing in Washington DC would have seeverely negative effects on the surrounding health levels, harming the health levels of the surrounding White American population - you know that - so how come so irresponsible?
>>42693903
>result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.
All this time and 9/11 jokes still make me kek
>>42693903
holy shit this pasta is old yo
>10/10 full troll OG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wJI_W6VKVE
>>42690791
God damn you need some practice.
>Metal alloys make it immune to bullets
Here is how you get people to believe you
Nuclear missile launched from Russia Headed to the White house. its.... HAPPENING!!!!!!
>>42690791
>private twitter
Are you even trying?
We might not get a nuclear holocaust, but we did get a shitpost happeningcaust.
Bravo, OP.
r
a
v
o
so this means thanks in 30 minutes
>>42693968
>from the newsboard of Secret Twitter
its like 2001 all over again in here, I'm having a blast boy
>>42694080
Are you really emphasizing that Vladimir Putin would announce something like this on Public Twitter? This would ruin the element of surprise, so no, he would not do it. He had to keep it a secret, so he used discretion and used Secret Twitter instead.
>>42693671
As an Austrian it pleases me to see germany going back to its shitposting roots
>>42694156
who els is in the "secret twitter"?
>>42694249
Vladimir Putin, world leaders, Barack Obama, top journalists, newsboard regulars, my sources including rocket analysts and construction experts
>>42691081
try reading that with out arnold's accent
>>42690791
>assassionation
>ETA: t-3 hours
>>42694298
so obama knows about all of this and dosent do anything?
>>42694438
Vladimir Putin blocked Obama before the launch, so he couldnt acces his tweets in time to react
>>42691438
do u know the difference between @ and #
>>42694588
Secret Twitter uses a different Notation , that is based on old Twitter protocols used before Twitter went retail around 2009
>>42694504
lmao genius
HOLY SHIT GIVE ME THE LINK FUCK BAG
Fucking retarded
>>42690791
That looks like a mako reactor model from FFVII.
>all these /pol/acks taking OP seriously
This thread is hilarious.
>>42690791
That 'Nuke' is from Final Fantasy. nice b8 m8. I rate 0/8 because this shit b8
>>42693632
>Medvedev's face
My fucking sides.
why the fuck does this thread have responses.
fucking foreigners.
>>42690791
go die/10
>>42695259
How ironic. Because you see, with the imminent Nuke flying at your location near the white house, it is in fact you who are going to die.
You could have stopped this...
>>42695324
>Near the whitehouse
Not all Americans live in D.C you fucking dipshit
so germans, and americans, am i panicking for no reason tell me now
>>42695369
What does the D.C stand for in Washingston D.C?
Dickless Cucks?
>>42695369
Tough luck, pal. This nuke has enough juice in it to wipe out the entire Eastern United States. After you are dying of nuclear radiation, you will feel sorry you didnt take my advice, and drive on the highway towards the East, and instead got nuked like a chump.
Also,
Nuke time T-30 mnutes
1 hour left
>>42690791
there were "practice" national emergency alarm drills on my tv today during the UCL matches. Its habbening soon
also
>Shitmound BTFO by Juve
>>42690875
Not even a 4, more like a 1
POL I LOVED YOU ALL ONLY IF OP WAS RIGHT IF HE WAS NOT THEN FUCK YOU
>>42695486
I live on the western seaboard. If the nuke was big enough to wipe out the whole eastern seaboard, it would blow a chunk out of the earth, cause massive tsunamis all around the planet. Damage both Canada, Caribbean countries and Mexico. The whole planet would rattle. The radiation would spread ALL OVER the planet. Nobody is this fucking stupid.
>>42695479
Actually, I don't even know what it means.
>>42695592
>Damage both Canada, Caribbean countries and Mexico.
literally nothing would be lost
>tfw live inland
FORT MEADE BRO HERE
NSA BUILDING IS BEING EVACUATED
>>42695592
Yeah and what does that say about your chance of survival.
Not my fault you are a chump and did not listen to me in time. You could have escaped to Hawaii to escape the Tsunami that is going to flood the entire Western United States after this nuke makes contact with the White House. But instead you had to troll the messenger on the internet. Smooth moves, champ.
>>42695623
Nothing of importance would be lost in Mexico, you're right. Why did I even mention them.
>>42695702
Except the CIA's drugs and guns.
>>42695690
I wasn't trolling, I was being serious. You're a retard.
>>42691935
>what is sliding
>>42695677
rREALLY
>>42693617
You don't have to bump the thread.
>>42695742
If you were being serious, you would be running into the nearest tsunami shelter to hide yourself and your family. So why are you still here?
It's because you're desire to troll is greater, than the desire to live. You would rather die a troll than live. What does that say about you I am wondering?
>>42695796
Yes. I expect to get evacuation orders myself soon, but thus far they just said to get to shelters.
>>42695855
Hiding from the fake nuke?
>>42695869
your not shitting me are you man
>>42695914
I would not lie to you about the NSA building being evacuated.
I'm fucking terrified right now.
>>42695958
spoopy
t-17 minutes
>>42695895
In your heart you know its real but your trolling has scrambled your mind. The jewish psychologist invention of sarcastic irony has scrambled it and now you can no longer detect reality, and deny ironclad evidence of your immediate death and instead troll your savior, who out of the goodness of his own heart, reached out his brave hand to save you and the white race of the United States, from Putin's nuclear onslaught.
>>42691438
does anybody have the link to this fucking twitter feed
>>42695958
NIGGER IF YOUR ARE LYING I FUCKING HATE YOU GOD SPEED FAGGOT GOD SPEED
>>42696021
I can't give you the link, it's encrypted.
>>42691115
Why didnt they fucking bomb it already, then?
>>42696071
>>42696071
It's flying at a wide angle
>>42696050
ITS A FUCKING TWITTER FEED HOW IS IT ENCRYPTED
>>42696121
It's called Secret Twitter for a reason.
>>42696096
An ICBM would reach it's target in less then 10 minutes. Is this thing a fucking plane?
>>42696143
then how did you get this feed then
>>42696171
Already told you, it's massive so it is moving at 1/4 normal speed. This is due to basics physics
>>42696194
Because through my source I am part of the newsboard crew of Secret Twitter, see above. Only top journalists are allowed
>>42696205
If it was moving so much slower it would fall out of the sky!
>>42696230
ill believe you this time germany better not be fucking me and, tell me will this hit vegas and kill m e
>>42696232
It wouldn't because it has 4 pairs of thrusters that work using nuclear energy, it is also lighter than it looks due to a special metal aloy, and special rocket design inspired by Avian skeleton layout.
how many mins niggers
>>42691438
CONFIRMED FOR HAPPPPPPPPEEEEENNNNNIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG
how many mins
Well I guess theres no nu-
>>42690791
Is that the rocket from FF7?
>>42696420
DID IT FUCKING HIT
>>42696475
Then he couldn't have sent it.
>>42696420
HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!
>>42696517
then anon is dead unless he is doing it for giggles
>>42696553
how do you have proof
Shit, I was saving my Cheetos for D&D this weekend, but fuck it, it's Happening now!
>>42696553
he still got time to press enter and posted , an hero
did it happen or not
>>42696575
>>42696627
The bomb fell before he could finish his sentence.
>>42696420
RIP in peace anon.
>>42696679
I just heard a massive sound of thunder coming from the United States. It broke my windows and threw me and my laptop across the room.
What do you think?
>>42696694
bull shit
>>42696781
bull shit
>>42696781
But anon I'm your neighbor and my windows are fine
>>42696781
>Germany
>>42696846
im freaking out a little probably for the lulz
>>42696781
I think you're about to disappear faster than a white girl on vacation in a 3rd world country
>>42696833
Yeah I've been suspecting it for a while but this confirms that you're not an American but a Mossad agent who has been spreading doubt about the imminent annihilation of the American white race to free up American soil for Zionist colonization.
Be suspicious of American flags from now on. Some of them might be posting via bunkers but some are most likely planted agents of Mossad, spreading American Holocaust denial
>>42696781
then do you have a pic of your broken window
>>42696915
this is just for the lulz i live in vegas what the fuck would i do
>>42696915
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>42696942
Sorry Shloam, I'm not giving free intel to Mossad, you'll have to come over here and silence me yourself, if you dare.
>>42696915
exactly nothing happened or pics
>>42696986
Watashi wa mou shindeiru.
Is this supposed to be funny? Damn kraut humor, you are even worse than the baguettes at this.
>>42697019
Let me tell you something. I live on the Western side of the U.S and if you, in Germany were to hear something then I sure as hell would have first.
>>42697070
so this is bull shit
>>42697070
No you wouldnt. Sound traveles faster East than it does West.
>>42697070
Last I checked, Germany is closer to the US than Israel
>>42690791
Guys I see the nuke.
phone battery is running low so i cant post pics.
>>42697172
so shut up your full of shit as the candian that said his phone was low
wait wouldnt the ebc system reported this bull shit by now
>>42696096
The only wide angle I see is your mom's beer-filled octoberfest vagina, give me more proof, faggot.
anybody in the dc area prove that op is a faggot
When did anybody say they were in Israel?
I live in DC and marshall law is now in effect and we are being forced to evacuate north into NY area. IZ HABBENING
>>42697291
I had my source sketch this for you. This is a quick sketch with the key figures calculated by the analysis computer.
>>42697457
>marshall
I cringe everytime
Texas here, just saw a plane fly over that had 2 jets with it. Must of been air force one
nothing to report here lads.
all quiet.
>>42697119
You're thinking of light m8. Sound travels faster upwards.
>>42690791
haha you fuckin faggots the one time you get a warning and you ignore it turn on cnn i have picture of 2 pac with a ipad goota go thoe iv got full battery
IN DC RIGHT NOW MARTIAL LAW IN EFFECT ON PHONE CANT SAY ANY MORE
>>42697963
full of dick
The only thing full of dick here is your mum
this thread is dead unless somebody really in dc can confirm
>>42698169
meant for
>>42698078
>>42697963
>>42698169
same fag lol
>>42698185
so how is the martial law going ?
>>42698185
i think you are english man on a proxy
>implying that a nuke launched from russia taking 3 hours to hit the white house wouldn't be shot down
>>42698178
I live right next to DC
I hear lots of sirens and helis and shit.
I have heard 4 gunshots so far.
>>42698254
Im not a samefag you newfag
Learn to use the chans
>>42698275
I can recite the entire mcdonalds menu if you like
>>42698285
Man you are full of shit, nukes are flying at speed of 5000km per hour there is no way anyone can aim it and shoot it down, you try to aim something flying that was
You are idiot fuck you
>>42698225
this 2 posts have same id , how is martial law going? Did they redirect you to a femma camp yet?
>>42698316
What's a number 4 value meal?
Nothing will matter unless you DC Fags can confirm that shit might be habbening
>>42698316
prove it photo or recording
Prove with a photo. Video would be even better.
>>42698285
Didn't you hear the kraut? The rotational velocidensity, caused by the extra rockets causes it to spin at enormous speeds, the friction of which melts bullets on impact.
>>42698400
The triple 4 pounder with goga gola
>>42698316
exactly a video
>>42698512
two cheese burger meal where the fuck do you live
>>42698523
I ripped all the cameras out of my devices so the NSA couldn't spy on me.
>>42698603
DC
>>42698512
He's legit. Called me on the 12lb burger. Damn!
I think we're long lost cousins OP. Is your last name Schadle?
>>42698603
Really?! It's a double qp with cheese by me ha.
>>42698649
confirmed for nigger using robbed phone
>>42698777
oh shit trips says the truth but tape with something else
>>42698681
HAHA I just used reverse psychology on you and it turns out you are not an american.
The real number 4 is the quadruple 4 pounder, which is 4*4 = 10 (how I learned it in school) so 4 pounds of meat
>>42698811
dub dubs
so is thread dead
>>42698916
So by his math a quadruple dubs. Go back to your ne side DC slum bud.
>>42690791
lol stfu
no icbm takes that long to reach even a farthest possible target
>>42699572
i think your an idiot
FUCK SEATTLE JUST GOT BOMBED
TSAR BOMBY IT BURNS THE FIRES MAYBE ILL BE ABLE TO TYPE CAPTCHA
>>42700184
full of pingas photos or it did not happen
>>42700184
anon the photos
>>42697457
>NY
That's weird, all the FEMA camps for DC containment are in Western PA.
this thread is dead
And this concludes the thread. OP raised a little anxiety with false happenings, but had a realitively crappy plan, and even a crappier execution of keeping the false story alive and believable. The real discussion is, was he trolling? Satire? Lolz?
My answer; bored as shit from having no social life and tired of wasting the majority of his life on vidya and escapisms. Get outside and get some friends OP.
Damn man.
>>42694156
Haha fuck. This is too much for me.
>>42701476
39 fuck you kekerot
>>42698384
>>42698384
>>42698384
>>42698384
>>42698384
>heard for blankets
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TDBP25t.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>42690791
MOAR STRUTS!
>>42701689
No, you see
I am the 40th Kekarot
