>"We've received a response to the standard diplomatic greeting."
>"What'd they say?"
>"They said that if we affirm that Jesus Christ is lord and savior, died for our sins and was resurrected, we are welcome as friends, allies and trading partners, but that if we do not, we are disguised demons."
>"Who is Jesus Christ? What's a Demon? What the fuck is this about?"
>"Evidently about half the planet is in a cult that Jesus fellow started nearly twenty centuries ago. Said the world was ending soon, to sell your belongings, follow him, cut off unsupportive family, usual formula."
>"Oh shit, like Groblaxism. Let me guess, there's some unverifiable future reward if you join, an unverifiable future punishment if you don't, or if you ever leave it, an invisible trickster who fabricates evidence contrary to it and instructions not to apply critical thinking to its contents"
>"Yup. It's spooky how they all work the same. Getting real tired of this shit."
>"What about the other half?"
>"They're in a slightly different one founded by a guy named Muhammad."
>"For fuck's sake! Begin sterilization protocols."
>>42661514
ayy lmao
>>42661514
Ayyyyy lmao
Ayyy
best one imo
>>42661514
>implying those fags wouldn't be the ones getting sterilized
>>42661514
Its easier for me to believe that aliens exist rather than Jesus does.
>>42661583
This is what happens when they don't nip it in the bud
>>42661514
>"For fuck's sake! Begin sterilization protocols."
and with those words the Head Rab- I mean Leader of the Synagogue of Sa- I mean Reptilians authorized the introduction of the memetic psychic virus "Cultural Marxism" into human society in order to decisively end the human breeding cycle once and for all.
>>42661684
The Emperor of Mankind was actually a militant atheist who stamped out religion and instructed his followers never to worship him.
They started worshiping him the moment he was placed on the Golden Throne.
>>42661514
*tips ayy lmao*
ayy hd lmao
>>42662144
Notice how they look like exaggerated Asians.
This supports the theory that humanity evolves in that order:
>Niggers>Whites>Asians>Ayy lmao>Jews
>>42661514
Are you saying God isn't real?
Lol pic related
>>42661905
They started worshiping him because atheism didn't work
>>42662307
what are you basing this assumption off of?
>>42661514
ayy
>>42662338
Chaos gods didn't feed on faith, but on FEELS
>>42662338
the books
>>42661905
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Horus_Heresy_%28novels%29
Reminder to never trust a Jew.
>>42661514
They're smarter than that.
Can't punish an entire planet because the majority are a bunch of apes.
>It's impossible that extraterrestrials could be superstitious, or even religious
>>42662463
>their FTL ships run off souls
>>42662463
It is impossible however for Extraterrestrials to have a religion based off events and humans that take place on Earth.
>>42662463
>Aliens came to earth in their proselytizing journey, in the name of Jesus, through the galaxy
>>42662530
>>42662530
>Implying they weren't here among us all this time.
>>42662463
It pretty much is, due to the fact that you need to be intelligent to conduct interplanetary travel.
the time is coming for you all
>>42662625
thank you for warning my white comrade
>>42661514
I bet you thought you were real clever when you came up with this?
Enjoy the C- on your middle school writing assignment.
>>42662261
No, of course not. Just that god never impregnated a Jewish teenager, fathered himself, took up carpentry in Galilea, then started a cult.
>>42661514
>Aliens = Autists
ayy lmao
>>42662665
Only by comparison
>>42662641
You're welcome,
to know the truth..try looking at the lies they spew.
time and time again. they're scared.
And to all of you, HIS work is very much alive.
>>42662729
Nah I just asked him, he said his work died. Sorry bro.
>>42662729
You're right. One day soon they will discover there is only one God, and Muhammad is his prophet. Keep up the good work brother
>"Jesus Christ? Ah you mean Specimen 4X100, we dropped him off here about 4 Lume-Eons ago to shape the world after our image. We gave him hidden knowledge and futuristic modulations so he could perform his miracle and gain influense of our chattle! Progress has maintained as predicted".
Lel fucking atheists btfo'd
>>42662593
Isaac Newton invented most of the mathematics we need to conduct interplanetary travel in a goddamn attic, the same attic where he was trying to create a Philosopher's Stone. What you believe and how smart you are, those are two very disparate categories.
>>42661514
aliens probably don't have a concept of religion or language if they exist at all.
>>42662883
>aliens probably dont have a concept of language
u wot
>>42661905
>The Emperor of Mankind was actually a militant atheist
True, in a sense. He was an atheist in the same way that Siddhartha was an atheist - that is, a disbelief in a singular, omnipotent, omnipresent, omnibenevolent God, while acknowledging that there do exist entities of a higher spiritual order within the universe.
Otherwise, he would have just tipped his fedora at the Chaos Gods, rather than pushing their shit in.
>>42661514
The fucked up part is the fact that alien abduction is exorcised through invoking the name and presence of Christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuMajWp_EzA
It's a long one, but it has some interesting stuff in it.
>>42662824
TAKBIR!!!
I'd love to see aliens pulling shit on us. I'd put a hijab on their woman and impregnate them.
>>42662912
Aliens probably don't exist but in the rare chance they do it won't look like anything on Earth. The chance increases if Panspermia is what got us here but if it's Abiogenesis were probably alone.
>>42662530
Do you deny the power of delusion human exceptionalism holds? Not only will aliens be christians, they will belong to my exact sect of it, because I'm me and I'm the center of the univblargh.
>>42662870
He was likely an autistic savant.
You, however are just autistic.
>b...but muh divinely inspired bronze age mythology.
Riddle me this. Why are there unicorns in the bible? Shouldn't an omnipotent god know when something doesn't exist?
Why does Jesus advocate the killing of children "at the end of the sword"
Jeebus told his disciples to steal horses.
>>42662824
I rebuke you
>>42663073
And a dur de hur ooga booga wololo to you as well my friend
>>42662463
>>42662942
This. There is a reason the Catholic church is the biggest non-nation state funder of astronomical research in the world.
They know some things about extra-terrestrial/extra-dimensional life that we don't, and their information sure doesn't lead to the conclusion that there no such thing as "god."
>>42663052
Way to dodge the point there, Autismo. What you believe and your intelligence are two different criteria.
>>42663231
hahah.. you'll find the way back to him sometime
it's only I who rebukes ya.
be well
>>42663238
Eh, mang... I have a hunch that the upper echelons of the Catholic church is in bed with whatever aliens are.
>pic related
>>42663238
do not be misled by religions.
nor listen to those who call themselves gods.
>>42663365
He has a hunch too.
>>42663282
No, they're pretty much intertwined, in Newton's time there were no means of disproving the possibly of a "philosoper's stone" whereas today we have something called modern science. Denying evidence that can be replicated and verified/ or accepting something as true with out evidence are both shining examples of stupidity. And again, you're an autist, who fittingly and hypocritically dodged my point.
Enjoy your divinely inspired word of the Jew and try to avoid picking up sticks on Sunday. Lest ye surely be put to death.
>>42663365
They are.
But there's also others
and fear is the mind killer.
>>42663365
those who called themselves gods.. tweaked you in their image
IN
THEIR
IMAGE
do you understand?
>>42663818
2 Samuel 3:14
>religions aren't just races, but actually species
>the reason for religious disagreement is that different species capture different cosmic waves
>the reason for the fact numbers of christians and (religious, not ethnic) jews are dwindling is that the changing atmosphere blocks their waves
>nature worship and paganism captures waves from Earth itself
>liberalism is the result of jews creating own waves and overpowering those that christians were receiving before
>tinfoil hats actually prevent jewish waves
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NWO!
>United Fedora of Planets
Humanity is mostly worthless, and deserves to suffer again.
>>42663975
hahahha
>defeating cronus makes me unnacountable, amirite?
they will keep finding time and time again, that no.
>>42663464
>nor listen to those who call themselves gods.
I agree, but include Jesus in that category.
>>42663282
Where'd you go, brave Christian soldier ready to refute any claim? Did you have to go sprinkle the blood of a dead dove seven times on the north side of an altar or what?
>>42661514
>Islam "slightly different"
>Implying it's not way worse
Way to show your cuck level m8
>>42664460
Slight difference in content, way worse in effects. Still just a different flavor of durkadurk semitic sand religion.
