Latvian here.
Happening approaching quickly.
Any final tips and tricks?
>>42632954
Don't waste your last bullet.
Save it for yourself.
>>42632954
Move to Fair Isle my friend, it has all you need.
It's self-sustaining, independent and it has internet so you can keep in touch with /pol/ when the happening arrives.
>>42632954
Get the fuck out of Latvia idiot
Sell all your shit go to Portugal or the Azores just get out of eastern/central Europe you'll be fine
>>42632986
I said Latvian here. Learn to read. Latvians have no bullets. I have a hatchet though and am trigger happy.
>>42632954
>latvian
>usa flag
you're not in the middle of the shitstorm faggot
I can already imagine russian tanks rolling through and all our russian population happily overjoyed due to anchluss
Fuck Russia, I will take one of you with me if this happens.
>>42632954
Play STALKER to warm up for the main event.
>>42633001
>Fair Isle
>Scotland
Meh, too close. Nuke clouds will poison it. I am thinking of moving to New Zealand, but I need the war to start first, then I will be seen as a refugee and get better treatment. If I just go now, I will be seen as tourist or something. And everyone will point and laugh at me if Happening does not come for some reason.
>>42633024
>you're not in the middle of the shitstorm faggot
Yes, I am. I am using proxy, because my main IP is banned.
Nu bus suudi, vecit :(
>>42632954
Latvian?
Sneak behind enemy lines, eat all the potato you want.
>>42633001
>Fair Isle
That rock must be a miserable place to live.
>>42633103
Lai tik krievi panaak shurpu, mees sitiisim tos utainos.
>>42633216
Nesitisim gan. Mes rakstisim nikni tvnet un skatisimies pasivi agresivi tapat ka uz tiem, kas novieto luxus auto invalidu stavvietas.
Latviesi ir parak lieli memmites, lai kadu sistu.
:(
Es nevaru izdomat, uz kuru zemi labak pist projam. Man ir 100'000 EUR iekraati, es varu praktiski uz jebkuru pasaules nosturi aizlidot un tur dzivot un stradat talak.
BET KUR?
>>42633216
Peec tam tos zili-peleekos!!!
Dzirdeeju tur gaisaa lido shaadi ziimeeti zveeri?
Acquire potatoes.
Acquire guns.
Defend potatoes with guns.
>>42633297
Argentiina nav par karstu
>>42632954
If the tanks come from the right, say you are a Russian and your ancestors were NKVD officers.
If the tanks come from the left, say you are proud latvian and NATO member, and that your ancestors fought gorilla war against russian occupants.
Thats pretty much what we have been doing for the past 100 years
Next time vote for Victor Von Doom, he invented your country, goober.
>>42633297
>100k eiro
Es knapi uz iztikas minimuma dziivoju un naaksies man vien sadziivot ar okupantiem ;_;
test
>>42632954
Chugging Vodka bottles will save you from Radiation!
How safe will I be from WW3, if I go up to Nunavut with SKS and vodka?
>>42632954
We gonn die nigga :DDDD
>>42633001
Daily reminder that islands are terrible ideas for survival. You don't think that nuclear radiation and blow back wont fuck with the glaciers more?
>>42632954
Go to Switzerland. You can stay up to 2 months. Live at hostel. War starts, you get asylum. Starting salary 3000 francs. Do it faggot.
>>42632954
when the bomb goes off start running towards the explosion
better to get it over with IMO
>>42633425
Argentina nolaupa un nogalina baltos cilvekus. Man vajag relativi civilizetu naaciju. Es domaat Spaanija, Portugale, Vaacija, New Zealand, USA.
Which country to flee to guys? USA, New Zealand, Spain, Germany?
>>42634112
I hope it's true that your nerves are the first ones to get fried if you're close enough to the explosion.
>>42632986
Keep one in your pocket. That's what female Kurds do.
>>42634142
KEK germany spain and US are all a nono
>>42634142
us you wont lose come to vegas they will bomb but probably one of the last states if they do
>>42634142
Brauc uz Islandi. Svētās Krievzemes Impērijas Etniskās Attīrīšanas vienības tevi tur neatradīs.
>>42632954
literally nothing is happening.
move on
>>42634081
>Go to Switzerland. You can stay up to 2 months. Live at hostel. War starts, you get asylum. Starting salary 3000 francs. Do it faggot.
Sounds good.
Will they grant me asylum if I'm a tourist, but war breaks out?
>>42634302
World ending. Go read Spiegel or something silly German. The happening is upon us.
>>42634302
we are already dead, denying it won't help us
>>42634163
depends how close
if you're close enough it will be very quick indeed
>>42632954
Caur proxy vai esi Amerikas Latvietis?
Es strādāju valdībā, pagaidām mēs esam drošībā.
>>42632954
Yeah, once you're overrun and conquered don't try to flee to our country. We're closed.
Only Hunbros can come.
But they won't have to, cause they are bros to everyone, and won't get hit.
>>42634112
I don't see why Brits are all cheerful about this, we'll fucking be dead too. The only ones who want WWIII are the Americans.
>>42634081
Bet you'd like to go too, but they would ask you to pay debts at the border.
>>42634586
Yay ww3! Why Britain no excited? It will be fun before you all die.
>>42632954
I you're anywhere close to a nuke when it goes off you'll die. So try not to do that.
>being afraid of Russia
oy vey.
>>42634233
Plus Islandietes ir diezgan qt.
>>42634597
damn, I wish I got into that train
Remember to put gun in roof of mouth, as the skull is thick and will more likely stop anything short of a .45, but if you have rifle no worries.
>>42634586
I'm not cheerful m8 I'm just morbid
we would be gigafucked thanks to our population density. Supposedly we have a higher number of targets per square mile than any other country in the world
![1144699-bjork-617-409[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9fWhwYl.jpg "1144699-bjork-617-409[1].jpg")
>>42634683
lolwut?
no one is going to waste their nukes on us, but if potato hits the fan conventional warfare buttrape is guaranteed.
>>42634660
From experience I can tell that russians are pretty dumb so I wouldn't be surprised if they started a WW3 over some petty shit.
>>42634842
Actually, you should point the gun slightly downwards to pierce the place where the rear base of the head connects with the spine.
This is most likely to cause lethal damage.
t. Suicide Expert
>>42634927
>implying bjork wasn't a qt
She's like 50 years old or something and still looks fuckable.
>>42632954
invade russia
>>42632954
>Landing tanks on Ellis Island
Slavic logic
>>42635146
I would have thought a tank strolling into a mushroom cloud was enough to signify their retardations.
>>42632986
noice
>>42635042
wouldn't shooting yourself through the eye scramble your brains the fastest?
>>42635196
>>42635146
They could provide direct fire onto Manhattan and whatever is on the other side, while being safe from ground threats
>>42635264
You can also miss the lethal spot and die in a terrible agony.
>>42634990
Does Latvia hate Russia? I only hear Poland, Croatia, Finns, Estonia, but what about your country?
>>42635264
eye is too low on the skull, if anything you would just fuck it up a bit and you would piss in a diaper and eat thru a tube the rest of your life
Switzerland might also be a good idea. They are neutral, right guys? Will they accept me as a refugee?
>>42635297
so i guess i'll keep my 12 gauge handy
>>42635306
actual Latvians tend to hate Russia, but with the xboxhueg amount of Russians residing here it can seem otherwise
>>42635288
Perhaps. I'm not sure about how far from shore the isand is, been a while since my 5th grade trip to that giant shithole. tanks would be in trouble if US artillery zeroed the island tho, not much space to maneuver out of the way.
im hightailing my ass to either Australia or New Zeland
my area is dead meat so I need out asap
World in conflict Soviet assault is GOAT
>>42635306
I don't know about my other fellow Latvians but i think that Russians that live in Russia are (more or less) okay.
The ones living here are absolute fucking cancer though, hopefully the generations change quickly enough and they will barely know why they are even here.
NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN, remember that
>>42635421
>xboxhueg amount of Russians residing here
Ur fucked m8, as soon as a little unrest happens Putin is going to invade and annex because he needs to protect those poor Russian speakers.
>>42634793
Don't worry Lithbro, you can still have some fun with these guys.
Just take as many as you can with you. Also tell your gf to make suicide because she would have fate worse than death in hands of ruskies.
>>42635553
that's exactly why i'm scared shitless and hoping NATO doesn't abandon us
>>42635553
>>42635612
Putin is dead for 2 weeks. No one will invade.
move to Australia m8 we're safe down here. No wait, we're fucking full.
>>42635306
EVERY post soviet country hates Russia
They basically fucked us over for 50 years while the west did nothing. It's bad enough they did that, they also don't acknowledge it and think they saved us from the west or something (which is total bullshit). Most of the russians living in Latvia are Soviet Union remnant trash who think we should join Russia. There are OK russians of course, but they are sadly the minority.
>>42635612
To be honest, EU doesnt need you. You cost money and you're not that big of a market. Might as well give you to Russia in return for Königsberg or Danzig.
>>42635790
Just exactly the response we expect from you.
You might buy yourselves a few years, but eventually the Russian Bear will come for you too.
>>42635715
>fucked us over for 50years
It was your choice to remain under Soviet control for that long. Anyone with a spine would never put up with that.
>>42634793
there is some anime bar in wilno what is it good?
>>42634924
I guess it depends on what you consider targets...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependent_territories_by_population_density
>>42635886
it was more like a choice between Soviets and Nazis, both of which were shit deals
>>42635421
>>42635513
>>42635715
what about Russian minorities like Chechen or Yakut people?
>>42635988
I don't think we have many or any at all of those.
>>42635553
I feel bad for the russian civilians in some of these areas. If Putin keeps sneaking into shit on that pretext there's going to be a lot less russians in disputed areas real quick.
>come on into the showers they said
>vodka inside, comrades
>>42635886
And what would you expect us to do? A country of barely 1.5 million to stave off a Soviet invasion? Mind you even the Nazi Germany at it's peak couldn't do that. We didn't had any choice. At all. It was like ''get annexedl'' or ''get sent to gulag in Siberia''.
>tfw checking my bank account every day to see if I got my tax return
>tfw I need the tax return so I can load up on guns and ammo
>tfw the happening ticks a little closer every day
I don't want to be helpless guys.
>>42636021
I dont mean having them in your country but opinion or attitude towards them?
>>42636108
It's hard to have an opinion about people of whom you have never interacted with.
>>42635988
we have pretty much zero exposure to them, so there isn't really anything to form an opinion from
>>42635790
Koenigsberg? It doesn't exist anymore.
Prussia is dead and gone, bro.
>>42636183
>>42636188
ok thx. People always forget that Russia is multicultural.
>>42636108
yakuts are cool i guess, but we do make jokes about them and the Chukchi (kinda like US about Canada).
I know pretty much nothing about Chechens though.
>>42634461
>Caur proxy vai esi Amerikas Latvietis?
Es caur proxy, jo man bans 4chan.
Dzivoju LV.
Nu, protams, ka pagaidam esam. Jautajums - ko darit, kad vairs nebusim? Un vai laicigi ir verts ko darit?
>>42634683
Bet ka tu aizlidosi uz islandi? kars saksies, lotenes nelidos.
How will you fly to Iceland? If war breaks out, planes will not function.
>>42636816
Buuveeshu plostu
Build a raft
>>42636816
i suppose if it's too late you can grab a shotgun, matches and salt and go guerrilla, at least until there is a chance to gtfo
>>42637264
>shotgun
I have no gun rights. No gun for poor latvian :(
I have only pickles
>>42637311
iktfb
I guess I can always use my katana to defend against slav
>>42637311
if you are not somehow fucked up / a criminal you can get a hunters license, that allows you to own rifles and shotguns, you do need to go through a somewhat extensive testing and pass kind of a hunting exam. Handguns and assault rifles are different story though.
>>42635146
>>42635196
This art comes from World in Conflict, made by swedish studio Massive Entertainment.
Blame the cucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TN68sp-vIw
its habbening ;_;
Jūs visi esat pediņi, metat to zēnapežu burgeriem.
gāzējiet žīdus, rasu karš tagad
>>42639525
14/88 sieg heil
>>42639525
>>42639548
FASHISTI CYKA BLYAT NAHUJ
>>42632954
The west will never fall. No matter how many cities are destroyed by the mongol horde.
We will crush Russia forever and carve up the blistered ruins amongst nations most affected by the aggression of the slavshits in vodkaland.
All allies of the United States will survive. Allies of Putinism will die.
Brāļi, savācamies centrā priekš genocīda pret brūnajiem.
PADARIET PAR MAUKĀM BALTU VĪRIEŠUS, IZNĪCINĀT BALTU RASI
>>42639822
ZVIEDRS, VĀCIES!
MUMS IR NEPIECIEŠAMI AFRO-AMERIKĀŅI LAI UZTURĒTU MŪSU VALSTI
LATIVJA
JĀ
Only food you can eat for months and not get sick from.
cheeki breeki
>>42639960
LATVIJA NĒ
ES NEVĒLOS BŪT DIVERSS
>>42632954
kill as many russians as you can, we will do the same
ZVIEDRIJA IR PIEMĒRS BALTIJAS VALSTĪM
ATVERIET VĀRTUS PATVERSMES MEKLĒTĀJIEM NO ĀFRIKAS
>>42640082
Labi pastrādāts, Mordekai, drīz mēs tos baltus iznīdēsim.
Don't let a desperate bitch use you to save her own skin
>>42633104
come clean my toilet.
>>42640035
BASED POLAND
I always liked you
BALTI JOPROJĀM GODĀ SAVUS OTRĀ PASAULES KARA NACISTU LEĢIONĀRUS
MUMS IR JĀIZNĪDĒ ŠIS RASISMS AR LIELIEM MELNIEM GAIĻIEM LAI RASTOS TOLERANTA MULTIKULTURALA VALSTS
>>42635886
Latvians dont have much of a spine.
>>42640273
okupants atrasts
>>42632986
What if I only have a BB gun?
>>42640272
Laiks tiem nacistu ideoloģijas apspiestajiem latviešiem iepazīties ar marksismu.
>>42640357
Cik tev gadu ? 15 ? Latvietis nav loti drosmigs cilveks, loti reti redzu latviesus kas par sevi var pastavet, un kuram neviens uz galvas nekapj. Nesmu okupants, neviens no maniem radiem nav no krievijas (ukraina tuvaka), pat nezinu krievu valodu (macos, devu vaacu prieksroku).
whats happening
>>42640560
This is our potat... i mean thread!
>>42640601
Es piekritu pilniba. Latvieshi ir lieli lupatas. Tas jau geenos iepoteets. Augsta aizture, bremzes, utt...tikai pasivi agresivi komentee tvnet.
>>42640601
to your country by the happening what do you mean
>>42634197
>spain
W-why?
>>42640632
also why does my id say p1cee does that mean peace
>>42640541
Palasi vēsturi. Tas, ka tgd jaunatne degradējas un ir pilna ar tirliņiem nav nekāds jaunums.
>>42636084
They'll be lots of bodies everywhere when the happening comes.
Lay low like a gutter rat for the first month
Some bodies will still be armed...loot for better weapons with each corpse you pass.
rape the good looking lady corpses.
It'll be just like STALKER.
>>42640628
TVnet ir mesls , ne adrese. man briziem liekas ka tur cilvekiem maksa lai piemeslotu ar shitpostiem.
>>42640560
NATO is aggressively conducting drills in the baltics and thus stationing troops and hardware too , this triggered russia and in response they ordered a snap naval exercise in the arctic and black sea , and put all of their armed forces on high alert , once in a while russian jets and subs come close to the borders under NATO patrol and these threads are triggered .
>>42636084
I know that feel bro.
>>42640680
nav degradacija , Artuss Kaimins atskanoja so dziesmu viena no '' sunu buda '' un man vina palika atmina ar to kads latvietis censas but. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWsQb879RSM&list=PLA5777E4819E18FFE
lolz
>>42640724
russia's gonna get assraped but good,
if I were you Batra I'd head west now to loot vodka bottles and take a few slavshit slaves back home.
>>42634924
Only London would be hit, in all likelihood. Even if more places were hit, then I'm in Pompey. I would be fine even if the Tsar Bomba went off right over the capital.
Good luck to the rest of you though, you'll fucking need it.
>>42640846
mate i am attached to (morshkaya pekhota) russian naval infantry, i am going to war against the west the second they engage russia , if i were you i'd roll out the stealth artillery and get drafted lickity split .
>>42640771
>tas video
Karoce latvieshi ir beta jefinu naacija. Skumji
>>42641047
Feels bad
>>42633576
;^)
>>42641002
>i am going to war against the west the second they engage russia
ok then have fun dying.
I hope China makes a push on india while yous r busy helping worthless russians
At least we'll know who takes Kashmir..GO PAKISTAN!
keep the info pill going guyse, it's happening
>>42641082
Bet viss vel nav zaudeets.
Es ari biju beta jefins, bet tad es atradu veidu, ka palielinat savu testosteronu.
Tagad esmu agresivs un pie pirmas izdevibas mekleju, kur dures pakasiit.
Galvenais izskaust latvieshu vergu geenu, klut agresiviem/extravertiem un sekot krievu piemeram (skali iet un sist)
>>42632954
gamefaqs
gg m8
>>42640645
Implying we won't be cleaning yes we can mess and becoming neutral again
>>42633024
You're lativian, you have the backing of the USA army. If you see a Russian tank rolling through the street it's probably being towed to the junk yard after getting retked
>>42632954
HIDE your potatoes!!!
Kaads varbuut straadaa valdiibaa un dzirdeejis kko par rus agresiju?
>>42641454
>You're lativian, you have the backing of the USA army.
ahahahahaahah good one.
>>42641518
rasu karš drīz, sitiet krievus
>>42641518
Diez vai vini zina vairak kaa zinas.
>>42641575
Why? Explain.
>>42633001
And just how long do you plan to live?
Till you're old and brittle as memories of your long dead friends and family fade away shitting your pants while your body is shutting down piece by piece?
Nah fuck that, I'd rather go out in glorious war!
Tvnet in Apollo reaali apmeklee pulse lv iedziivotaaju. Tik viegli lohus zombeet. 700 EUR min alga hah. ir to meet las tic
>>42640087
>>42640217
Thanks anon, I found these helpful.
>>42641903
700 EUR videja alga, nevis minimala. Un tas nemaz nav nereali. Visi ko es zinu sanem vismaz 1000 EUR. Paskaties, cik ielas daudz mashinu. Ja nesi auns, tad jau var nopelnit diezgan daudz Latvijaa.
>this is what the Russian people actually believes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7PpdYil-7Y&list=UUED5DUaqfEGLd6p8PnKoEWw
BALTI IR VĀJI, IEVEDIET KAZAHU KAREIVJUS LAI PAPILDINĀTU MŪSU GENOFONDU
>>42641617
Amīshiem uzdirst uz mums.
Pārdos kā čehus 1938. gadā.
>>42642053
>russian people
they're not people, they're rabid stupid animals that need to be purged and their clay needs to be repopulated BY PEOPLE!
>>42642132
Bet tad izjuks viss NATO un tas viniem nav izdevigi
>>42642164
You, I like you.
>>42632954
ej dirst
http://ps-survival.com/PS/
>>42632954
ON WITH YOUR TINFOIL HATS FAGGOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcFUkCH258Q
>>42642015
Izbrauc no riigas un paskaties kaadas algas tur ir.
>>42642356
Kapec?
>>42642455
>dziivo aarpus Riigas
>2015
>>42642489
>dzīvot Rīgā
>2015
Izbaudi savus krievvalodīgos kolēģus, kaimiņus, draugus un 95% cilvēku, kurus tu sastapsi
>>42640217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxJbPujZRI4
Es vēlos lai jūs visi sevi nogalinat
>>42642565
tu pirmais
>>42642440
>http://ps-survival.com/PS/
Beep, someone notice this. This is gret.
>>42642591
episkā mīmeju varde
Nez ko valdiiba dariis kad vairs tik 1 mil cilveeku buus vairs palikusi.
>>42642669
dročīs, izmantojot mirušo latviešu bērnu asaras kā lubrikantu
>>42632986
Thats actually a nice tip. Thanks man.
https://murdercube.com/files/
>>42642660
EPISKI
>>42641143
>he likes pakis
Kill yourself, raghead fuckface.
>>42632954
Latgale People's Republic
>>42634167
In their special pocket :3
>tfw one day you could buy surplus bullets that had been lodged in the coochie of kurdish freedom fighter waifus
>>42642917
Looks about right. Who would be their president?
>>42642890
he doesn't , he's just trying to make me rage cause i'm supporting the ruskies and he doesn't like that one bit .
>>42632954
This is Aconitum napellus, it is one of the most poisinous plants in Europa and grows all over Euroasia, you just have to look for it. Every part of the plant is poisonous. If it poisoned you, your heart and lungs will crapt out, while you are still awake.
Don't use it to wipe your ass after the Apocalypse. There is no Antidote
>>42642917
Suka, es tevi tulit report drosibas policijai!
If the war kicks off? Will you join the meat grinder?
Print this off. If the world ends, here's how to get things back up and running.
Also get the book The Knowledge. Whole book about how to rebuild society after the apocalypse.
>>42643078
No, I will stay at home and shitpost on 4chan like I am always doing.
>>42643023
Aha Vini moz no budzeta kko sai idejai atveelees.
>>42643113
Metīsi zēnapežu?
Pie laimas pulksteņa rīt tiekamies, divpadsmitos.
>>42642985
Are you retarded?
>>42643113
Wfif pagrabaa nestraadaas
>>42634065
i might not be right on this but didnt they call it nuclear winter because all the added crap in the atomospher would block the sun out making it colder so the ice would not melt
if it was that bad thoe you wouldnt live at all
can any one confirm if im right or not
>>42640201
Rare flag?
>>42643215
It was a joke. Bez valdiibas zinas nekas taads nenotiks.
>>42643215
Of course he is, Achmed cucked him out of his sanity.
>>42642992
Makes sense. I bet he'd even see the whole world burn just to get some payback for 1945-1991. :
>>42643420
I'm an atheist
>>42632954
Don't eat the yellow snow.
>>42642917
So I told Nils to sell his country..
he actually did it the absolute madman
hahahahahahahaha
>>42643512
You're a pathetic, toilet scrubbing cretin.
Subhuman balt.
>>42643560
Calm your tits irrelevant prick
>>42634112
>>42643551
kek
>>42642917
yeah, because that's totally what Latvia needs, to be more fragmented. 6/10, pretty mad
>>42643664
>irrelevant
Ah, you've learned how to use a couple of fancy words, mate?
I'm not sure if you even understand its meaning, the fumes of the cleaning products must've affected your brain.
>>42643685
Did interstellar misused that quote?
>>42643796
Go scrub the urine out of the bathroom floor, Jānīt.
