Ask someone who is a member of ISIS anything
How did you guys get so badly steamrolled by Iraq in 1992?
How do you get internet over there?
>>42533739
>Kuwait
>ISIS
Seems legit.
>>42533739
When do you attack Israel ? You are attacking poor peasant and you are proud to win...
Do you know that when the Crusade will begin, you are dead right ?
>>42533739
Nah m8, we know you are the fedora from kuwait
>>42533904
>Do you know that when the Crusade will begin, you are dead right ?
Fucking France, you're dumb as fuck.
Muslims are the leading attackers against ISIS. Get your crusader shit out of here.
>>42533739
Post ISIS id documents with timestamp.
>>42533739
What ever happened to the gold currency you guys were supposed to creat ?
Also, why are you guys loosing tikrit ?
>>42533956
> Create
If ISIS new you were chatting on 4chan instead of fighting in the holy war would they slit your throat and call you an infidel?
You're probably just a wealthy Kuwaiti reactionary that funds IS rather than actually fights for/with them.
>>42533941
USA please stop talking it's all your fault.
WE FUCKING TOLD YOU TO NOT GO IN IRAQ
Now Christian are extarminated, Italy is threatened and middle east is full of your shit.
>>42533985
we all love 4chan and spend our free time on it
>>42533942
I wonder how you'd prove you were ISIS. OP what can you do for us? Not much point without proof.
>>42534008
How is it not Haram?
Post some proof faggot
>>42534025
ISIS can change the rules of what is and isn't acceptable. For the most part, they are a group of hypocrites who use Islamic doctrines as a front for being sex addicts.
>>42534008
Keep going, CIA and NSA like when you use Internet.
>>42534044
quads i post proof
>>42534025
Obviously it is but since ISIS is like binladen and preaches on camera and hoardes pornogaphy under his mattress it all works out.
>>42534001
>WE FUCKING TOLD YOU TO NOT GO IN IRAQ
The jews forced usa into iraq. In order to destabilize Iran, we had to destabilize Iraq first.
There's nothing we can do about it.
>>42534064
Stop being such a faggot ISIS
>>42534008
Did you know that Kuwait and terrorist have a unseen treaty that allows you guys to train on their soil, as long as you don't commit any acts of warfare there?
>>42534089
If it is unseen then how can you know for sure you faggot?
>>42534025
It is. It is Haram for any Muslim to use and support inventions of the Kuffar.
To use a gun made by a infidel is haram
To use anything not made by a Muslim is haram.
True Muslims fight with their own weapons they crafted with Allah's permission.
By fighting with weapons of the infidels, they remain one step ahead and the Jihadists deliver victory to the enemies of Islam.
>>42534064
>quads
Quads are pretty much impossible to get ITT.
Fuck you hassan.
>>42534120
Alhamdilulah
OP is obviously proxying his flag, but based on yours, I can tell that you're a legitimate ISIS supporter.
>>42534147
ok then how about quints?
>>42534051
>ISIS can change the rules of what is and isn't acceptable.
Yeah, but acceptable =/= doable
Theyre still doing it and the only people denying that they arent truer to the Koran are deluding themselves.
>For the most part, they are a group of hypocrites who use Islamic doctrines as a front for being sex addicts.
pls no bully
our ISIS OP might get offended
>>42534068
Do you think it's like a "Ends justify the means" kind of thing?
>>42534120
Maybe taqiya allows it?
>>42534159
Now that's a bit more reasonable. Check em'
>>42534111
Because, I've been there camel fucker. Don't play more stupid than what you are you piece of dog shit.
>>42534156
80% of ISIS militants are from the UK. Trust me I'm an ISIS member
>>42534156
I'm not a Muslim.
To use internet would be haram since it is a western invention.
>>42533739
You;re a faker. A dedicated jihadi would not imply they fuck goats
I've seen one guy that claimed to be ISIS on here that was vaguely believable. You are not him.
The other guy had the same country flag (Turkey), but his ID changed as he changed proxy. I don't see any proxy here.
If you're ISIS in Kuwait, you will be black bagged and vanish. If you're role playing, your front door will be kicked off and you'll be slapped around for a few days.
By all means keep posting though.
>>42534008
Friend,
People have been arrested and v& irl for doing similar things to you, someone from int was arrested 6 months back when he made jokes about being an Islamic terrorist and posted bomb making materiel online (turns out he was an autistic christian from Jersey).
My advice, if this is a joke, tred carefully, because when it comes to terrorist stuff people get serious.
>>42534193
>camel fucker
Nah i prefer goats
>>42534226
>>42534224
>you will get jailed for role-playing ISIS
proof?
>>42534193
The Kuwaiti government allows terrorists to train on kuwait land, in return the terrorist don't start shit and blow shit up there. otherwise Kuwait would exterminate you all from their lands.
It's actually a clever deal.
>>42534226
im pretty sure the picture posted indicates that this is a joke
Where's the proof ?
Do you have evidence?
>>42534287
haha isisfriend got scared
rubber dinghy rapids innit bro.>>42534287
>>42533905
Based India. I see you in a bunch of threads here. You seem like a bro.
>>42534378
>praising a rapist breeding ground
>>42534287
better have more proof than some shitty image on a shitty image board
>have fun in prison faggot
>>42534420
> prison
> not getting killed by a drone strike
watch the skies OP
>>42534344
This
Pussy ass faggot.
>>42534287
Shiek al-britani was a clear troll
He still got sent to jail for a few months
His trial just passed and he got 18 months probation apparently
http://www.itv.com/news/channel/update/2015-03-13/jerseyman-gets-probation-for-terror-offences/
I'm just saying it as a warning, dont get too ahead of yourself.
>>42534361
Four Lions > isis recruitment videos
>>42534287
Already reported you to the FBI, which I'm sure will relay to your government.
Prepare to get ass raped.
http://www.fbi.gov/report-threats-and-crime
>>42534527
>>42534572
GCHQ way ahead of you here.
>>42534572
ISIS aren't even in kuwait retard.
If the flag was iraq or syria it would be more believable. Obviously a joke
>>42534691
It's a global caliphate m8. A majority of UK citizens are already ISIS members, so why not Kuwait too
>>42534691
>Claiming to be ISIS in a well known terrorist breeding ground.
You already sealed your own fate.
>>42534691
o-obviously a j-joke guise
>>42534287
>trusting law enforcement agencies to use reason.
Please charlie heeb do 2.0.
Kill more jews liberals and niggers while giving FN 10 more percent.
>>42534691
can you post live feed of your front door non?
>>42534691
Seriously, FBI isn't stupid man. FBI isn't 4chan. It's a big group of educated highly trained grown men. Not kids that go off a whim. They know shit like that ISIS probably exists in EVERY single country on the planet to some extent. Kuwait has a fuckload of people and just like any other country is divided and infiltrated by ISIS. Your the one that presumed in error.
>>42534075
>In order to destabilize Iran
yes, removing a sunni powerhouse and letting it get replaced with a shia puppet state armed with american weapons certainly hurt us.
>>42534287
i reported you to the FBI too doesnt look like a joke to me, we'll see what they say. good luck
>>42534691
it's in the region, kuwait is involved.
is your heart beating fast, baby boy? kekeke
>>42533739
>Ask someone who is a member of ISIS
Anon will regret this day. Perhaps he is already regretting it.
Do you look good in black and white?
Next time put it in /b/ instead of /pol/ and people might not fuck with you like this.
>>42534932
>>42534075
>distabilize Iran by giving them Abrams and other crap via Iraq genius/10
pwease proceed to destabilize ruskies by sending UA fancy toys too
KNOCK KNOCK...CRASH "but i was joki..."
BANG BANG
"what did he say?"
"dunno,something about a joke"
"i'm a good muslim, i don't laugh at jokes"
"Falafel?"
"Falafel".
enjoy ;^)
>>42535404
>That desktop
Step your game up Qatar, we already have windows 7
>>42535451
school computers man :(
>>42533739
Anon, you'd better prepare coffee for the SWAT team that will break your door, tomorrow, 5AM.
Anon is kill.
>>42533739
Post severed head with timestamp OP.
how fucking dumb do you have to be to name your country: Queue Wait?
you fuckers are scaring the shit out of me :S :S
what is the worse thing the police would do to 17 year old me???
>>42535663
waterboarding
>>42535684
If they catch him alive.
>>42533846
That's where Jihadi John
>>42535663
camel spider pits
oh god all i wanted to do was get some laughs like any 4chan user and now im being reported to the FBI for being a terrorist.....
what the hell :S im shitting my pants right now
>>42535663
4chan is haram
Get ready for beheading fedora
>>42535663
Probably behead you after a 30 minute trial convicting you an ISIS member.
>>42535747
you should accept that the U.S is world police and can drone you anywhere. You dun fucked up boy
>>42535747
It's ok anon, it's rare for shitposting to turn into a real life experience, just appreciate the opportunity and enjoy it
>>42535663
Better be ready to suck a whole lot of dicks
>>42535747
There was a video of people in Iraq murdering a kid that claimed he had nothing to do with ISIS.
>>42533739
If you survive this.
I hope you learned a valuable lesson.
>>42535747
Donr forget to post pics with timestamp after you get beheaded
Seriously guys, all i did is shit post to make fun of ISIS and you could see that with the picture in the original post. But now I'm really starting to get scared. Could they really convict me as an ISIS member just for this joke? I'm a strong condemner of those bastards and all i wanted from this thread was to laugh at u guys making fun of them, not to get reported to the FBI for being a terrorist. My heart is literally racing right now.... What will the police do when they find a 17 year old kid whose computer is full of hentai, anime, video games and movies when they knock the door???
>>42535747
>oh god all i wanted to do was get some laughs like any 4chan user
This has been said many times, it never works out.
>>42535747
you dun fucked up boy
>>42535876
Based Israel kek
back to aiding the rebels in Syria
It's kind of interesting to think that some bored terrorism analyst intern is probably reading this thread. Hi FBI!
>>42535899
Honestly now, there's nothing you can do at this point. Just try to explain them you were joking, you will most probably be released.
Though you will probably need to pay shit ton of money which will probably ruin your life unless you are rich.
>>42535899
>full of hentai, anime, video games and movies
subtext: my computer is full of cp and I'm googling how to scrub it as we speak
>>42535899
you'll be lucky if they knock anon.
>hentai, anime
Confirm you for 4chan troll
>>42535899
Format the HD
you done fucked up
You made me remember the new jersey sheikh
>>42535899
>mfw some american drone is probably flying over your house right now
>>42535956
>browses 4chan
>isn't into Hentai, Anime and Manga
>>42535922
:( at least I dont defend our autistic dicisions
>>42533739
This is your only chance
Delete file system 32
>>42535899
Don't joke about ISIS online simple
also when your in jail find the biggest dude in there and tell him you want to be his bitch because once they find out your ISIS they are all going to make sweet love to your ass
Are you guys doing this on purpose just to scare me or are you serious? Is my life in danger right now or are you trolling me for lols??
>>42535899
You dun goofd.
Your best option right now is to join ISIS for real.
>>42536039
gg kuwaiti mate
Seriously, OP is just like those retarded people that make bomb jokes at airports.
>>42535950
what is cp????
>>42535993
all of those things are degenerate
How old are? Shongoku isn't real
>>42536039
I think you'll probably survive. You probably do want to delete your cp though, just in case
>>42536058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_23U047qTA
>OP at the airport
>>42536039
dude the FBI is working on this already dude some anon reported you to the MI5
UN is going to fuck your shit up kid they are already sending agents to your door as we speak..
>>42536039
I'm just trolling. They probably ain't gonna do shit. FBI is going to first take a look at whether or not you're worth fucking with. They'll do shit like a history analysis of your IP. Find out what sites you been to in the last couple days, check your emails and shit like that. If everything checks out that this is the only ISIS related shit you've done they'll leave you the fuck alone. They do have bigger fish to fry than 4chan trolls. They can tell the difference BTW.
>>42536039
Everyones overblowing it but you will most probably get a visit from the local cops.
Oh wait you are Kuwaiti, if they ever give ashit about ISIS you are fucked in the ass. Enjoy being one of the many people that just "disappear"
>>42536058
>Those capped teeth
>>42536039
Good bait :^)
Everyone fall on it like crazy! What's your secret? :O
>>42536087
seriously dude does cp stand for child porn? Do you mean the hentai? If it was child porn then how is there a hentai board on 4chan????
>>42535492
There are schools there?
>>42536130
>He's been fapping to hentai and doesnt know it's cp. Oh my god this is golden, now OP might get busted for CP instead of being ISIS
>>42535989
No, but his internet and phone are currently routed via Cheltenham and Maryland.
also
> mfw none of this would have happened if OP hadn't taken the v& so seriously at the start
>>42536130
are you Muslim?
>>42536130
Dude pack your shit and run!!!
>>42536101
but dude im just a 17year old whose only goal in life is to get into a good college... why the fuck would they suspect me of this terrible affiliation :(
>>42535492
fuck off ice cream country
>>42536100
thanks alot man this made me feel much better
If you survive this you can always fling your own feces at the prison guard in front of your cell OP.
I hear ts all the rage among your bro's down in Cuba these days.
>>42535989
The first images are in
>>42536130
>>42536211
Why would people stoop so low to fuck a donkey instead of lubing it up and masturbate.
>>42536241
have the decency to rape a woman at least
Why the fuck would the FBI give a fuck about a kid in Kuwait? Unless Kuwait is Murricas 51st state or something.
>>42536241
It's about needs and ways to satisfy those means and culture. Ever seen the documentary "dancing boys of Afghanistan"? Look it up.
If I post in this thread will I get waterboarded?
>>42536100
the new jersey sheikh got arrested for this though
>>42536192
He was trolling you, or part of an NSA pacifying program to calm you down and prevent you running and making arrest more difficult.
>>42535451
>2013+2
>still use proprietary NSA soft
You guys ruined my day, no, my life
I will get arrested and my future will go to shambles just for posting a fucking joke. fuck my luck...
>>42536330
eggs bro
>>42535899
Nice try ISIS
Our drones are on their way
>>42536160
Isn't CP an integral part of Islam though? I think it's allowed in Shariah.
>>42536330
If you weren't such an infidel you wouldn't even dare to lie on the internet.
>>42536280
They wouldn't.
GCHQ, NSA, CIA and MI6 would.
>>42536304
Yea, they already came to my place and waterboarded me a little. It happens a little faster when you're inside the US. Fuckin sucks :(
>>42536330
pledge allegiance to America, Kumqat
>>42536153
There are computers there?
>>42536330
There's a drone watching you from above, you dun goof'd
>>42536330
only in the free world can we laugh at jokes non.
what should i do now? I'm scared shitless because of you bastards. Atleast picture yourself in my position and have some mercy. I don't deserve all of this
>>42536418
That's what happens for not allowing Saddam to annex you.
>>42536328
ukrainian muslim samefag. why arent you dead yet
>>42536330
Post yourself in this position
It's the only way that they will know you weren't serious
>>42536418
Format your hdd you stupid faggot
>>42536418
Just walk into your local mosque or school, americans would never drone attack those places ...
>>42536330
Get on your knees right now and open up a bible and pledge allegiance to America!
and play this really loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1wLtAXDgqg
hang your American flag outside your window and play that video every morning
>>42536418
go to american embassy.
GO NOW
>>42536418
There's nothing you can do. That's the beauty of drones.
>>42536418
You're killing me dude. At least try to remember where you are for a second
>>42536418
You need to go to this website.
https://www.mnbr.info/vb/index.php
It's a place for moderate muslims who hate ISIS and terrorism. When the FBI sees this in your history they will know you are joking.
This website is also recommended for anyone who thinks they're on a watchlist.
Guys there isnt any drones around. But I'm still really fucking scared and I can't concentrate on my studies. What should i do to calm myself? Did anyone really get arrested or killed for joking on 4chan like i did?
>>42536418
i'm sure your muslim brethren have it sorted out for you non.
i totally wouldn't be a-afraid.
>>42534691
enjoy your permanent vacation to Guantanamo Bay :^D
>>42536485
>Did anyone really get arrested or killed for joking on 4chan like i did?
I heard of a guy who spent 4 years in Guantanamo for posting a meme.
>>42536485
> Did anyone really get arrested or killed for joking on 4chan like i did?
>>42536455
make curry now dumb sandnigger
>>42536485
Part of learning your lesson...Don't forget that feeling. It keeps you from doing stupid shit. The longer you feel it the better off you'll be.
>>42536485
Yup but he was in new jersey but you are in kuwait so there's that. If Kuwait started arresting ISIS supporters, God knows how many people will go to jail.
Therefore, stop being a faggot
>>42536588
i demand curry.
>>42536418
do what this guy said
>>42536480
also here are some anti-isis twitter accounts, retweet their anti isis propaganada
https://twitter.com/aboabdullah1120
https://twitter.com/yahyaisis1435
https://twitter.com/knk34561
https://twitter.com/alshawy999
https://twitter.com/Saifali31768874
https://twitter.com/yusef14001
https://twitter.com/apgdadyamery
https://twitter.com/ayaaa193
https://twitter.com/Waleeeeed35
https://twitter.com/Aboasad_is
https://twitter.com/AboMalek012
>>42536588
I dont even fucking support those fucks... I just posted this troll thread for the lolz. They can search my whole apartement and browsing history i am anti ISIS .....
>>42536550
Screw you dumb cuck
Invented cricket but can't play for shit
>>42535925
Hi anon.
>>42536588
i demand a nice big ass juicy god steak
no indian posters may post below this line unless they promise to make curry
__________________________________________
>>42536625
Nothing will happen
Stop being a faggot
>>42536632
C U R R Y
U
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R
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>>42536485
You'll be fine quit being a pussy. I really doubt your government will give half a shit. The USA alphabet agencies don't even do anything when Americans post ISIS propaganda videos and shit. They add them to a watch list and check their internet history.
>>42536651
large chip and a doner kebab boss please
>>42536651
thank you for promising curry. ill take a korma
>>42534226
>mfw sheikh gets baited
>>42536625
but what about the cp you told us you have on your pc?
think about that
i would like to ask all white american and europeans here. who do you hate more? arabs like me or indians like kashmiri?
>>42535451
> Windows 7
Step your game Germoney, we already have Windows 8.1 (and soon 10).
>>42536624
Seriously. If you're actually worried about the FBI, do this. Once they see you don't actually support ISIS, they will probably forgive you
>>42536681
i dont like kashmiri because they are lazy and refuse to make curry
>>42536677
i didnt say anything about cp..... that shit is disgusting
>>42536667
>The USA alphabet agencies don't even do anything
Yeah, but he's in Kuwait. Liberal, restrained, humanitarian Kuwait.
>>42536681
i dont care if you are arab or indian.
i care about religion
>>42536690
>Using Windows 8,1 under any circumstances
I purposely left that piece of shit out.
>>42536715
well i was born into a muslim family but im not so religious myself im closer to being agnostic
>>42536636
>>42536659
Happy now? You fat cucks
>>42536755
Then there is hope for you yet
>>42536755
fuck off kid. I'm going to report the post where you said you were 17 and you'll get a 30 day ban.
>>42536777
why do you have to be such an asshole? I mean how would you benefit if i was banned?
>>42536542
What a fucking idiot, I hope that faggot pedo gets raped in jail. sick fuck
>>42536769
wheres the rice.
NO CURRY WITHOUT RICE
>>42536777
lel, he's getting fucked one way or another
>>42536803
He didn't go to jail. He's barred from using the internet though.
>>42536799
One less shit poster. Also, enjoy your house raid faggot.
>>42536799
How wouldn't he benefit? There's nothing to lose for him.
Anyway, where you're going there is no 4chan.
>>42536799
Your main mistake is displaying weakness on /pol/. We're all sadists here
jesus christ, proxy bro baited the fuck out of you chumps
>>42537113
I actually live in kuwait....
I'm scared shitless right now, I really fucked up.
If i ever come out of this alive, i would learn my lesson
>>42537272
Listen dude theyre just fucking with you. If youre really bugging out just reset your IP and dont pist dumb shit like this again
>>42537272
calm your tits anonkun. Nobody tipped off the FBI, its a joke you moor-on.
>>42533739
You dun goofd. Cyber police are on the way
>>42536130
cp stands for cheese pizza doofus.
Which is a code name for Atabs because Arabs don't eat pepperoni.
>>42533904
>>42533941
>>42534001
>>42534075
its happening
>>42533739
Removal when?
........
>>42536769
wtf is that shit? is this why indians smell like piss and shit? god damm that looks disgusting.
>>42534226
inb4 Belarus is arrested for "disrupting a criminal investigation"
>>42537669
>Nobody tipped off the FBI
>>42536799
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>42533739
Pic of a beheaded infidel with timestamp
>>42536769
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