>world is going to end in ten minutes
"W-well, anon, we should probably take this opportunity to pray together, just us and God."
>kisses you on the cheek
"Heh, I never thought I'd die a virgin."
>smiles
"I suppose we should get started."
>>42525992
WE NEED A PRIEST IMMEDIATELY
>>42525992
christ chan looks like shit in that picture
at least give her a good artist for pitty pat's sake
>>42525992
>Mortal sin literally minutes before meeting God
>Implying Christ-chan is that stupid
>>42526046
She said to pray together, dummy. It's your last time on earth.
>>42526022
AN OLD ONE AND A YOUNG ONE!!!
>>42526046
would sucking her toes be a mortal sin?
"You really think God would do that? Just kill everyone and end the world?"
>>42526124
I think that's pretty lustful, but washing her feet would be reasonable.
>>42526124
yes
>Y-yes, I suppose the good book doesn't say anything's wrong with cuddling
Is this /pol/ tan or something?
>>42526164
with my tongue?
where is that jpeg of religion tiers?
>>42526206
No, that's lewd.
>>42526149
>Wat is great flood
He promised he's never do it again
So the next time is gonna be fire.
>>42526221
?
christ chan's outfit should have cleavage.
There is nothing sinful about breasts.
>>42526247
christ-chan always needs to retain her modesty fool
showing cleavage is absolutely haram
>>42526221
>>42526239
at least you aren't norse
>>42526257
>>42526275
Does the bible forbid cleavage outfits?
>>42526303
>>42526343
SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT
>>42526202
/pol/'s daughter
>>42526360
>Mongolians saved Europe
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but in case this isn't bait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLVXRrzm0kc
>>42526343
yeah she's grown on me too
>tfw with all these muzzie shenanigans and liberal fadora fuckery im being ever more drawn closer to God.
>>42526202
One of /pol/'s many cancers.
>>42526360
You do realize that if the Khan didnt die later, they wouldve sent Europe back in the Stone Age like they did to the Muslims
I dont even care about this shit, but ggod damn check your god damn History and the implications of what ifs you stupid fuck
>>42526022
>low mass = 20 minutes
there's still time.
>>42526389
>shitty editing on an already shitty picture
>>42526403
Christ-Chan, Ebola-Chan, Rachel Purity, ISIS-Chan...we sure are pumping out a lot of daughterfus...
>>42526444
3D women have forsaken us. Anime is somewhat degenerate.
So we create our own pure Waifus
>>42526437
Not my edit, just reposting.
Still infinitely better than the shitty original.
>>42526467
Why is she so cute?
Christ-chan needs bigger breasts.
>>42526496
Don't cry Canada, it's just the word of God!
God created donkey dicks to be enjoyed by his faithful children, not to be mourned!
>>42526542
yes and yes
So she can't use them
And wouldn't ever you blasphemous cunt
>>42526098
>>42526431
Anything and everything necessary. I'll die married; god wills it.
>>42526467
In case anyone is wondering about that passage. Ezekiel is telling this prophecy to the citizens of Samaria because they are worshiping false Gods. Idolatry is similar to adultery in the way that they both break a covenant they have with their Husband/God. Ezekiel uses very vivid language to point out how lustful and adulterous is this woman (Oholiah) which is an Allegory for Samaria, who lust for other Gods. I suppose that if you put that passage in the correct context is not as graphic as it may seem at first glance. Also, the bible is a book about truth and in part about the sinful nature of man. So its expected to see Good things and Hateful things on it.
>>42526444
which is really weird considering creating cartoon waifus seems to be more up /co/s alley...
What daughters do they even have?
>>42526855
ho boy, dont go down /co/'s alley on tan's, their board alone has 2, /con/rad and /co/lette.
honestly, i think the artists felt a slump after ebola-chan..died..
>>42526773
Good job explaining. Really nailed it.
But most people can tell its just fedoras being edgy
>>42526855
Ebola-chan; Rachel Purity; Christ-chan...
I guess /pol/-chan has transformed /x/-tan into a good housewife that pumps out redpilled aryan babies
>>42526926
/co/rad is their tan representative though
/mlp/-tan have could easily be their weird sorta daughter if they didn't become their sister
>>42526990
Feels like /pol/ should have a degenerate daughter though.
>>42527109
No.
>>42527109
Leave
>>42526343
i didn't know she was until i saw this thread. Now i know. There is no going back. It is time to spam her in every last thread. every last one of them!! long live Christ-chan!!
>>42527109
>>42527135
>>42527173
>>42527208
Okay
>>42527202
She is the creation of /pol/ 's one and only dedicated drawfag. He drew a fuck ton of her.
and the other character rachel (racial) purity
>>42527109
mcfucking kill yourself!
KILL YOURSELF!!
>>42527230
its not a terrible idea, but /pol/ loves to see itself as not only a good father, but THE BEST father.
i find it kind of sweet.
>>42527231
great art. I think the style he draws rachel and C-c is very good. Where is this drawfag though?
>>42525992
...
I'm gay, cunt.
You smell like period blood.
>>42527387
degenerate detected. Stay away from our innocent and pure Christ-chan you degenerate scum!
>>42526430
>Sending them back to the stone age.
>Europe was already in the dark ages.
Could it get any worse?
>>42527306
I just figured since /pol/ always goes on about degenerates there might as well be a degenerate daughter he would never talk about and constantly shit on
>>42527344
not here atm i don't think.
but he has a tumblr
>inb4
He just posts /pol/ stuff
http://moments-with-chaby.tumblr.com/
>>42527457
yeah because you totally haven't forgot everything between Charlemagne and the Medieval Renaissance
>>42527433
>Stay away from our innocent and pure Christ-chan
I'd be more than happy to.
Just keep that nasty cunt away from me.
>>42527457
>Dark ages meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqzq01i2O3U
>>42527344
he said that drawing was distracting him from God and work so he up and quit for a bit. No idea if and when he'll be back
ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao
>>42528390
christians fully believe in race mixing.
>>42528482
religion is cuckolding
>>42528482
So Christ-chan is a degenerate
>>42526043
>good artist
>who's morally in the right
every decent artist is a homo or furfag.
>>42526184
goddamit at first i read that as cuckolding.
what the fuck have you done to me pol
>>42528482
>christians fully believe in race mixing.
not a sin =/= a good idea
>>42526444
>we sure are pumping out a lot of daughterfus...
It's the only way to keep the white race. outbreed the rest
>>42528890
Your subconscious read correctly.
Christ chan says the good book doesn't say anything's wrong with cuckolding.
>>42527109
what are you on, man?
>>42527109
having waifus is filth /pol/ are faggots with anime girlfriends
>>42528974
>Somebody else fucking your wife
>Letting them do it
M8 thats adultery and sodomy on the highest levels
>>42528974
>no pre marital sex or adultery
>cuckolding
pick 1
You going to get married within 10 minutes or you just want to go to hell that bad?
>>42527109
Shut yer cock holster you degenerate mongrel
>>42529029
pol are virgin faggots, finding a faithful wife should be the last thing on their agenda. They should be finding a slut to pump and dump.
>>42529030
I'll pick 3, you're a canacuck, that gets cucked by small dicked brown asians.
>>42529120
>Telling a catholic its wrong to be a virgin and to find a slut
top kek
>>42529166
>being a catholic in the first place
why the fuck would you want to be stuck with the same whore the rest of your life
>>42528900
Yup, I fully agree.
>>42529186
and i use the word whore liberally, modern women are not faithful
>>42529120
I'm not even rustled, bro. Shitpost harder Kiwi scum.
>>42529204
you are rustled because you're a cuck, that gets beaten on by little dicked asians taking over your country.
Why don't you go vacation to malaysia and let lady boys fuck you in the ass. All your pent up sexual frustration at your sexual orientation and religion will be released then.
>>42526232
this is how the world ends: not with a bang, but with a groove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM
>>42529254
chill bro. you need to go outside some :^)
>>42529254
its a shame your kind can't even shitpost well any more.
>>42528900
Wasn't this guy excommunicated?
>>42529026
they are the perfect political propaganda to redpill the retarded.
but what do i know
>>42529366
Because he denied the holocaust and caused such a shitstorm in England that the Chruch dismissed him to avoid taking flak upon itself.
Church and holocaust are rather interesting. It never supports or denies it but always mentions that it did its part to save jews.
Basically only putting itself in a good light whether it happened or not. Church politics is genius and i love it when looking it up.
>>42526360
Who ever made that image needs to work on his chronology.
>>42529186
>why the fuck would you want to be stuck with the same whore the rest of your life
we are all sons of the Church, who's a whore, but our Father is the God who created the universe and married that whore. And I'm fine with that, as I'm an unworthy dog which is still loved by God.
>>42529454
Is this some kind of cult? Someone who speaks like you I expect to be running around in remote woods with 15 girls and women and no men, all wearing white gowns. And you pick which one you want to "bless" that night in your bed.
A Crusade on the Jewishness, when?
>>42529875
Nah, I'm just a man who made too many mistakes and still has a burning desire for punishment and redemption.
>>42529947
never, my good Kurisuchan
>>42525992
whats with this faggot ass christ-chan? its like those faggot sandnigger chibis. fuck off with this bitch.
>>42526431
MAN AND WIFE! SAY MAN AND WIFE!
>>42526542
She's young and probably wears a modest reducing bra to avoid tempting those of weaker faith.
I guarantee that beneath that frock lies divinity... If you're patient of course...
>>42525992
>this thread
>100+ replies
>>42526773
>the bible is a book about truth
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>you will never find a girl like Christ-chan to get married to
>kind, caring, virgin, faithful, wise to sin, realistic, accepts science and reality instead of tipping a crucifix or her fedora
I can still achieve my other dreams. I've already reached some of them. But I will die a very single man. A pure, holy, goal-accomplished virgin man. But a very single man.
For some reason, this doesn't bother me anywhere near it should.
>>42526239
>>42526289
Mormons here we believe the same the Christians do but the jews don't want you to know that.
>>42525992
I thought /pol/ loathed chinese cartoons, I wasn't expecting /pol/ to get on the waifus and daughterus train.
>>42525992
MISSIONARY POSITION! MISSIONARY POSITIOOON!!!1
>>42536596
FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION!
[spoiler]while holding hands[/spoiler]
>>42527109
>>42527109
Real Christian girls are all sluts tho.
>>42526257
>those fucking scribbles
learn to draw buttnut
>>42527109
>ISIS chan
>not degenerate
>>42527109
Why do you think almost nobody wants a girl these days on /pol/?
>>42536628
>while holding hands
LEEEEWD!!!