Alright i told you guys i was going to make a tumblr for my sexual identity as an attack helicopter after i came out on fb. Here it is.
http://helicopterbro.tumblr.com/
>>42512930
I didn't realize how much I wish I were an attack helicopter until now.
>>42513009
You just gotta believe, and you're keystrokes away.
>>42513009
I want to be an apache.
Can I be an apache?
>>42513154
I got a better idea. Why don't you bend over and let him in your Hind end?
>came oh of the hangar.jpg
I like you OP.
Hows the avionics replacement therapy treating you? Stay strong helibro. Dont kill yourself in a few years when you realize you cant be a factory-fresh AH-64D forever.
>>42513210
LEWD
E
W
D
>>42512930
>Tfw you know people are going to believe this and support you unironically.
>>42512930
this is funny. and that music is also hilarious. Dude people won't even understand that this is satire.
>>42512930
>Black hawk down oppresion
My fucking sides.
>>42513260
They keep trying to oppress me http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicopter_noise_reduction
>>42512930
>Tumblrinas faces when
fucking top lel
>>42512930
10/10 thank you for this
reinforcements inbound!
I sexually identify myself as a plane, and I am loaded with passengers in it!
If you try to oppress me, I will crash and there will be no survivors in me!
#stopplanephobia
#MoreOppressionsMoreCrashes
#NoRespectNoSurvivors
>>42513772
>>42512930
>no one noticed based ben plug
>>42513838
Fucking helicis scum!
Just because I am fat and big doesn't mean you should hate me.
#omg
#smh
#cryingoil
>>42513924
What an oppressing system, it made me forget to upload a pic of myself
>>42514041
404 dubs not found
Actual navyfag here, OP you inspired me, i just threw this one out on my timeline:
Well, I think it's finally time to come out of the dry dock:
I sexually identify as a ballistic missile submarine. People say to me that being a submarine is wrong, or even impossible. I don't care what you say, I'm beautiful. I'm having plastic surgeons and a team of engineers attach VLF radio antennas, Trident II nuclear missiles, Mk. 48 torpedos, and classified sonar arrays to my body. From now on you guys can call me Boomer, and I prefer "it" as a pronoun. If you can't accept me, you're being subphobic and need to check your buoyancy privilege.
>>42513105
please tell me that's not a shoop
>>42512930
holy shit
>>42514242
>>42514242
>>42512930
Top kek
>>42514315
black michael keaton laughing at sjw.png
>>42512930
Maybe I'm not doing this right, but it doesn't seem to actually let you imput your own custom gender, rather start typing out your custom gender and it offers possibilities, if you just write out 'attack helicopter' it won't let you save.
How oppressive.
>>42512930
Officially changed my fb gender to Attack Helicopter.
>>42514450
once you start typing you gotta select the suggestions in the dropdown box below.
in during nobody actually pays you attention
Mangusta here!
I feel you OP...
>>42512930
I have identified as a tomahawk missile for the past 27 years of my manufacturization.
You are triggering me.
>dat playlist
hahaha good stuff
How about flight of the Valkyries?
>>42514530
Could this be the birth of an epic new meme?
>>42514626
ironic sexual identity tumblr pages have been around for a bit now.
>>42514604
That's fucking hilarious.
>>42512930
10/10
I now identify as an attack helicopter, thanks for providing inspiration so I could tell those I care about.
>>42514604
ok, faith in humanity revived
>>42512930
the music selection
I identify as a moderate SAM installation, and I condemn the actions of my more radical brethren who feel compelled to attack the OP
>>42512930
10/10
>>42512930
my side.
9001/10
I identify as a boeing v-22 osprey and as such i am aviationfluid. Depending on conditions I am either a plane or helicopter.
check your privilege, jetphobes.
>>42515022
empowered
Helicopter bro, add For What its Worth by Buffalo Springfield to the playlist
10/10 music
>>42513563
heli rushing scrubs
>>42514604
pretty sure there was a copypasta or screencap about this idea already with some really good qoutes to add.
>>42512930
Wait is this the original pasta or did you just pasta pasta? I can't even remember.
>>42512930
love the playlist
how do I do this. I haven't used facebook in like 5 years but I want to be a helicopter.
>>42512930
>come out of the hangar
>>42515503
>>42515466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__BZahm4lfY
Can I be a Death Star?
I want to be a alpacha
>>42515684
>>42515726
go for it bud, shoot for the stars.
>>42512930
>come out of the hangar
>>42513907
can someone help me make a ben "____" garrison caption for this photo
>>42512930
>come out of the hangar
My sides have been eliminated
>come out of the hangar
>>42515853
i think, Ben "ayatollah annihilator" garrison.
>>42515853
Ben "never happy taste my apache" Garrison
>>42512930
As a fellow FlyMech-kin i support you op.
>Apache
>Not Ka-52
Such a waste tho :-(
>>42512930
One of the greatest things i have ever seen.
>>42514242
>buoyancy privilege
I kept it together until I read that.
fucking lost it.
>>42514242
>buoyancy privilege
Tip
Top
Kek
>>42515022
underatedpost.jpg
>>42515466
The only quote he missed was "To respect his right to kill from above and kill needlessly"
>>42514604
>loud helicopter noises for your pronouns
Shoulda been a warthog
>>42514242
Will fuck/10
>>42512930
I sexually identify as a sock. It seems like the perfect time for me to come out of the sock drawer and have the world know I am proud to be a sexy rainbow colored toe sock! I like to buy giant bed sheets and sew them into giant socks!! I then put them on when I am alone and release my inner sock. Sometimes at night when I am alone I wiggle around my house and make sock noises. I look forward to the day when I can find the perfect footkin to shove their toes in me and have us join as one. I believe in #SockPride and if you can't accept this you are a Sockophobe and should check your privilege. Thank you all for understanding.
>>42516208
i'm a big fan of sockpositivity
and chad here
>>42514242
Doppelstuffed Doppelkeks. Heilige Scheiße. Meine Körperränder.
>>42512930
Holy shit I have never laughed this hard at something on /pol/
Well memed OP I had a good laugh
>>42514242
25/25 submerged knots. Would silently track you across the ocean
>>42516302
those look comfy as fuck
>>42515551
Out of context this reply made me lol
>>42512930
>coming out of the hangar
>>42515022
THIS IS ON THE TUMBLR RIGHT NOW!!!!!
>>42515022
>I identify as a boeing v-22 osprey
So you're a bi tranny?
>>42512930
>>42515890
shouldnt your sides be debris?
>>42513772
ALLAH ACKBAR !!!!
>>42514242
GODDAMNIT YOU FAGGOT I JUST WROTE THAT
>>42512930
that red text is hard as shit to red with that background
>>42512930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKnHP5nuTo
>>42512930
Thx helibro.
I had a good laugh!
>>42516881
should be better now
I'm sexually identity as an Alpacas. it seems like a perfect time to come out of South America. I'm all puffy and look nice so I get touched a lot. I like to spit at people who threaten me or someone I don't like. I like doing things like what Alpacas do. I make loud high-pitched, shrieking whine noises. If you can't accept me for being an alpaca then you're an alpacaphobe and if you do harsh things to me you're committing animals cruelty.
>>42517398
Sounds like a typical r9k user
>I'm all puffy
Fat
>I get touched a lot
Molested
>I like to spit at people who threaten me or someone I don't like
fucking normies
>I make loud high-pitched, shrieking whine noises
RRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>42514242
10/10 thank you for your service shipmate
>>42514592
this
>>42512930
>I want you guys to call me Apache
There are no apaches in Terraria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdn1s8FxrUg
Thanks for inspiring me to come out of the hangar, OP.
I am an A-10 Warthog trapped in a man's body. I dream of soaring the skies over Tikrit unleashing bursts of 30mm battling cannon fire on oppressive shitlord Iraqi tanks. Bu nch of aerophobic pussies, death to the groundiarchy.
My preferred pronouns are BRRRRRRRT and BRRRRRRRD.
>>42517695
>>42517754
>>42512930
>http://helicopterbro.tumblr.com/post/113552382394
tag nsfw plz
>>42512930
i fucking love u
>>42517858
How dare you sexualize me like that. Shitlord.
>>42512930
>>42516313
Needs a jet fuel can't melt steel beams speevh bubble
>>42514604
Shouldn't an attack helicopter's pronouns be "whoopwhoopwhoopwhoop"?
>>42512930
>that playlist
oh I am laffin OP
>>42515022
>aviationfluid
>>42512930
bardock obama plz go
You're lucky op. I'm having a hard time finding a fellow beautiful AH-64 Apache to have strong AH-64 Apache children with me.
>>42512930
>>42517754
>>42518189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vNhLYW_e4
>>42512930
http://racialinequalityfan.tumblr.com/
>straight white cis male suppressors
the fucking tags, man. My sides are FUBAR
I'm coming out of the drydock and publicly identifying as a Zumwalt-class Guided Missile Destroyer.
My flight deck is open for any interested helicopterkin (or anyone who is capable of VTOL, I'm open minded XD).
Well, I think it's finally time to come out of the oven:
I sexually identify as a Jewish holocaust. People say to me that being a holocaust is wrong, or even impossible. I don't care what you say, I'm beautiful. I'm having plastic surgeons and a team of bricklayers attach gas lines, steel doors, chimeys, and zyclon B Despensers. From now on you guys can call me oy vey, and I prefer "it" as a pronoun. If you can't accept me, you're being antisemeticaphobic and need to check your living privileges.
>this whole thread
10/10
Does this mean I can finally realize my dreams and come out as a Gundam??
I identify as a General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper Drone. My preferred pronouns are "UAV inbound" or "Friendly UAV in the air". If you disagree with this you are probably a manned aircraft or a middle eastern child
>>42518679
yes.
>>42518608
oh fuckin lawd. muh sides. MUH SIDES
>>42516151
so then sally walks in to the room and for the first time ever BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT says she can't even stand the simpsons.
>>42513210
I always liked the Mi-24, sick machine
>>42518608
/thread
>antisemeticaphobic
>living privileges
>>42518679
That's kind of boring, but yes anon.
Why don't you think of a better sexual identity? we here at tumblr don't take very well to the mundane.
>>42514242
Haha, ich kann nicht mehr!
>>42514242
Oh fuck, this shit is great
>>42512930
>#NSFW
Toppest of keks
>>42518854
I just want to be a giant robot with guns on its head man.
holy shit
I fucking knew fortunate son was coming
10/10
>>42512930
You're a brave soul OP
I identify as Jewish. My prefered pronouns are 'stein' 'burg' and 'berg' (there is a difference between berg and burg, shitlord) I prefer to not pay debts and I will ABSOLUTELY not pay the bill if we have dinner together. Don't refer Shekels as 'Dollars' around me because i'll close down your bank account, and if you don't accept me referring to all non-Jewkin as goy then you can just seriously fuck off.
>>42519013
Appropriation.
>>42519038
Racist.
>>42512930
#NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7lSCcC7fUg
>>42516057
Pay debts
Pfttpfttpfttpfttpftt
>>42518707
>or a middle eastern child
Friendly sides in the air
>>42519239
thirsty girl
>>42512930
>>42513105
Time to remove account?
>>42515022
aero-fluid qt3.14
>>42513105
It's not. You can insert a custom gender and choose, but it's only Male/Female/Neuter. Still
It's time. /pol/ get me off this ride
>>42512930
First, I would like to thank OP and the others on this thread for their bravery, and now I feel comfortable enough now to come out of the geometric Euclidean axioms. I sexually identify as intangible. People tell me all the time that being untouchable is impossible, and that I'm mentally ill, but I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon take all of the geometry that centuries of corporeal oppressors have tried to define me with, but now I will become nothing. From now I want you all to call me Professor James Moriarty. If you can't accept me, you're a Euclidean shitlord, and need to check your axiom privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
captcha: oFork
Wrong reply
>>42514311
Meant for you. It's not shoop.
>>42519680
not even slightly amusing
>>42519239
classy girls use straw.
>>42514242
>buoyancy privilege.
Lost it.
are sling loads degenerate?
>>42513210
ay yo! me an my niggas finna run a train on yo gurl while u out on duty. oogabogga where da fuel at my nigga?
>pic related
to OP, how do I change it to anything that isn't one of the 58? Whenever I type anything in it says I need to select an option but doesn't give me anything to select.
Well, I think it's finally time to leave the station:
I sexually identify as a steam locomotive. People say to me that being a train is wrong, or even impossible. I don't care what you say, I'm beautiful. I'm having plastic surgeons and a team of engineers attach a cow catcher, Trident II nuclear missiles, a coal tender, and a furnace to my body. From now on you guys can call me Thomas, and I prefer "TOOT-TOOT" as a pronoun. If you can't accept me, you're being trainphobic and need to check your transportation privilege.
also I can't figure out how to change my gender to steam locomotive on fb
>>42520391
>finally leave the station
top fucking kek. The coming out line on these are the best.
>>42517754
Check your fucking privilage you disgusting cis NATO plane-kin. Your kind has oppressed us Warsaw Pact planes (I sexually identify as a SU25, shitlord) for decades, and your planist, aerophobic, and triggering speech is problematic.
You all should be rounded up into plane graveyards and dismantled for your crimes, shitlords. Its planes like you that allow the groundiarchy to oppress all of us.
(btw my preferred pronouns are It, and not brrrrrrrrrrrrt. Using brrrrrrrrrt or any other variation like it is triggering for those under-abled of us that didn't come from the factory with cannons)
I changed to attack Helicopter too, but I identify as "Hind" and had Konkurs missiles attached
>>42520468
hey guys this is my tumblr page background now
Fuck, selecting my gender isn't working for me.
Goddammit facebook
>>42520468
Well, I think its finally time to take off of the airfield.
I sexually identify as a UA Boeing 767–222. People say that being a plane is wrong, or even impossible. I don't care what they say, I'm beautiful. Im having plastic surgeons and a team of engineers attach wings, fuselage, flaps, trims, engines, fuel tanks and a cockpit to my body. From now on you guys can call me Flight 175 and I prefer the pronoun "Allahu Akbar!". If you can't accept me and respect my right to melt steal beams with my jet fuel, you're being aviationophobic and need to check your white cis thermite privilege.
>>42520646
>Look at tumblr
>Check out playlist
>Fortunate Son and Run Through the Jungle alternating
>kek
how many followers do you have so far OP? You should follow SJW so they see you and might follow you.
I'm a black trans-racial trans-gender/liquid/gas/solid feminist trans-existential railroad car and you need to put trigger warnings or else you hate equality! STOP PSYCHICALLY RAPING ME WITH YOUR TRIGGER-SPLAINING! Thanks to you my self diagnosed brain cancer is causing MY headmates incredible stress. You have no regard for my headmate who is a celestial angel wolf Foxtrot Charli Kilo kin and is super triggered by people using the word inconsiderate! My other headmate ESCAPED an abusive relationship with his gay lover and NOW HE'S THREATENING TO LEAVE BECAUSE OF YOU!!! PATRIARCHY! CIS SCUM! MYSOGYNY! I can't believe you're so anti-vampire/ocelot/pencil/Nokia kin! I. Am. So. Offended. My PTSD IS LITERALLY MAKING ME CURL UP IN THE CORNER!!!!
>>42520664
same, someone please help
>>42520820
22 people, i'm gonna have to follow legitimate sjw now.
>>42512930
>two songs
gold, man.
>>42514242
>buoyancy privilege
>>42520833
>>42520664
guys when you start to type in your gender on fb in the chatbox, a dialogue box drops down and pretty much says what you're typing. you have to click the dialogue box option so that it gives you a 'tag'.
>>42520908
Yeah, mine just comes up with the standard bullshit like MTF, cis-blah, etc
It's time for me to leave the depot.
Facebook has allowed custom gender settings, so now I have the freedom to fully express myself. I identify as a Challenger 2 tank. I've arranged with a plastic surgeon and a team of engineers to get an L30A1 cannon installed, as well as caterpillar tracks. You can call me mentally ill or judge me however you want, but this is who I am and I think I'm beautiful. Anyone who disagrees with me it's tankophobic and needs to check their land mine privilege.
>>42520908
I don't get it. How do you get Attack Helicopter then?
>>42520979
>Chally 2
Nigga, you gay.
OP is a legit faggot
>>42520973
>>42520833
I had to change my account settings to US English so I could identify as a spooky skeleton. Apparently America is the only country that doesn't have to check its flesh privilege.
>>42520973
>>42521008
listen up, when you start to type something in for custom gender, its going to suggest something right below it, and its going to be exactly what you're typing. just click on it.
its in about>contact info
>>42521148
Bingo
Cheers bud
>>42521148
cheers lad
>>42521148
Well how the fuck do I do that?
>>42521210
it work for me. I'm an alpaca
It's time for me to leave the garage.
Facebook has allowed custom gender settings, so now I have the freedom to fully express myself. I identify as a Saxon APC. I've arranged with a plastic surgeon and a team of engineers to get a 7.62mm MG installed, as well as extendable wings. You can call me mentally ill or judge me however you want, but this is who I am and I think I'm beautiful. Anyone who disagrees with me it's carrierphobic and needs to check their land mine privilege.
>>42512930
Well, I think it's finally time to come out of the cat-cracker's shadow:
I sexually identify as a high pressure hydrocracker. People say to me that being a hydrocracker is wrong, or even impossible. I don't care what you say, I'm beautiful. I'm having plastic surgeons and a team of engineers attach multi-bed reactors, gas-liquid distribution trays, gayesco radial thermocouples, and complete distillation train to my body. From now on you guys can call me exotherm, and I prefer "exo" as a pronoun. If you can't accept me, you're being cat-cracker centric and need to check your alkene privilege.
![0705dp_04_z+nasa_diesel_shuttle_crawler+shuttle[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zhtgz3i.jpg "0705dp_04_z+nasa_diesel_shuttle_crawler+shuttle[1].jpg")
It's time for me to leave the VAB.
Facebook has allowed custom gender settings, so now I have the freedom to fully express myself. I identify as a NASA Space Transportation System (Friends can call me a Space Shuttle). I've arranged with a plastic surgeon and a team of engineers to get a liquid fuel tank installed, as well as two solid fuel rocket boosters. You can call me mentally ill or judge me however you want, but this is who I am and I think I'm beautiful. Anyone who disagrees with me is likely a multi-stage disposable rocket and needs to check their moon landing privilege.
>>42512930
add the top gun theme to your gender identity playlist
>>42522167
>>42521714
>>42521575
absolutely based
>>42512930
http://megadisabledhelicopterworld.tumblr.com/
>>42520826
favorite so far
>>42514866
Underrated post
>>42512930
Dan Shekelstien, is this you?
>>42512930
Your gonna need some ride of the Valkyries on your playlist.
>>42512930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htHzVG4F20U
heres some loli to add
>>42512930
>came out of the hanger
OP is firing on all cylinders
>>42523246
Fucking Budgie, fuck that kike
>>42512930
OP, how many bigoted conventional infantry shitlords have unfriended you so far?
>>42513324
And the ones that are aware are still obligated to support you. Because they can't show any difference between your claims and their own.
>>42513924
>#cryingoil
>>42512930
>>42514242
>>42512930
Preteen humor seems a lot less funny a few years down the road. I think Southpark has already adequately covered this trope.
This reminds me when my friends and I learned that one of our other friends was into fat chicks. We called it his "coming out of the pantry."
>>42512930
Come on OP, you forgot one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU
FUCKING FORTUNATE SON IM LOOSING IT THANX BASD OP
>>42514604
>/pol/friends IRL
Pretty jelly right now anon.
>>42523772
top lel
>>42512930
>>42512930
BBBRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT
[Greetings OP, I am a Fairchild Republic A-10 Lightning II-kin. It is a pleasure to meet a fellow aviationkin such as myself *Wiggles wingflaps*]
>>42519721
>no fun allowed
>>42512930
>come out of the hangar.
kek
>2 creedence songs on repeat
breddy gud
Ha ha. Fucking late-generation faggots. You don't even know what real oppression is.
>endless credence
Your a cool guy OP.
>>42523862
I would also add "all along the watchtower" the jimi version.
>>42512930
>http://helicopterbro.tumblr.com/
You've made my cry I'm laughing so hard.
Well done. Well fucking done.
>>42524625
>You don't even know what real oppression is.
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE SHITLORD! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I GO THROUGH ON A DAILY BASIS. YOU CAN'T JUST COLONIZE MY BODY TO THROW PUMPKINS EVERY OCTOBER!
You need Long Tall Sally for your page helicopterbro
>>42512930
Why not "You Spin Me Round Like A Record"?
>>42525238
>>42523053
These
Thanks for inspiring me to take off the Tarmac
I am an Boeing 737-800 trapped in a man's body. Every night I dream about flying people in my fuselage back and forth from airport to airport like a dirty slut.
I am having a plastic Surgeon install two CFM56-7 turbofan engines on me as well as a fly-by-the-wire control system.
My preferred pronouns are "heavy" and "narrow body".
>>42524512
>>42516208
>sock noises
>>42513105
Think I can be a space wizard?
>>42512930
You're a living god, anon. Memes out my ass
>>42516313
plz tell me this is official gov communication
>>42514242
>buoyancy privilege.
i laughed so hard i think i almost puked.
don't hate me because i'm different. :(
>>42512930
>fortunate son
my motherfucking nigger, right on!
>>42514242
>>42512930
>Start reading Tumblr page
>chuckle
>Fortunate Son starts playing
>Sides in fucking orbit.
>>42518707
>a middle eastern child
lol
whats the difference between a school and a terrorist training camp?
how should i know i just fly the drone
>>42514604
>we should have to make loud loud helicopter noises for your gender pronouns
Holy shit.
This is fucking hilarious
>>42512930
>>42514242
>>42512930
thank you for giving me the strength
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=040slUxs5yQ
>>42530348
does it come up on friend's newsfeeds when you change your gender?
Follow my blog and let me know how it is:
http://racialinequalityfan.tumblr.com/
Well, I think it's finally time to come out of the silo:
I sexually identify as a UGM 133 Titan II intercontinental ballistic missile. People say to me that being a nuclear deterrent is wrong, or even impossible. I don't care what you say, I'm beautiful. I'm having plastic surgeons and a team of nuclear scientists attach my warhead, navigation computers and Post Boost Control System to my body. From now on you guys can call me Nuclear Launch Detected but my preferred pronouns are BOOM and KABLAM. If you can't accept me, you're being ballistiphobic and need to check your conventional privilege.
I'm also open to relationships with any sub boys <3 seamen ;). I am triggered by russian missiles and threats so don't mention those near me XD
>>42534233
>tfw the world isn't ready for one to come out of the testes and identify as spunk-kin
>>42520468
>>42517754
FOR THE GROUNDIARCHY
>>42518250
What is this .gif from?
>>42536397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI
>>42518707
>If you disagree with this you are probably a manned aircraft or a middle eastern child
This feels lika a safe space to say this. I was born as a white man and I identify as a white man.
>>42515022
You want to randomly fall to earth at high speeds for no apparent reason and kill platoons of Marines in massive explosions?
>>42530509
lel
>>42515503
>>42516313
>>42522764
that will be passed in florida, you watch
>>42512930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__BZahm4lfY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__BZahm4lfY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__BZahm4lfY
PUT IT IN YOUR BIO
>inb4 check you jetfuel can't melt stealbeams privilege
>>42514242
>>42537249
Obligatory banepost
>>42512930
>vehicle priviledge
>>42514242
>>42533196
>dat backing track
Holy fucking shit what.
>>42537020
>sweden
>white
>>42538197
your .gif is literally me right now from that video.
saved.
what. the. fuck.
>>42533196
>>42533196
why do i get the feeling this video was made by a german
