>HABBEDIG GENERAL
>it's finally happening
>Facebook down
>Instagram down
>tinder down
>Aim down
>hip chat down
>brace yourselves
like, it's happening, scoob
Patiently waiting for Twitter to go down, will post results
IT BEGINS!
>>41007639
>Social media goes down
>Happening
Maybe people will go outside and interact with real humans.
Thank you, IS.
>>41007738
>cant go outside
>fake blizzard travel ban
Jesus wher r u?
So some data center on the east coast got fucked by ice or something... this isn't a happening.
tindr? Hipchat? Who gives a fuck? Facebook? Who even uses that?
>>41007773
>tinder is down
haha take that normalfags
>>41007639
Can someone explain to me what is the point of Snapchat and Instagram?
Also wtf is aim and hip chat
>>41007639
>AIM
People still use that?
>>41007792
if you've been living under a rock for the last 10 years, here's what you need to do:
stop living under a rock. that shit's uncomfortable
My bets are everything is fine by morning and nobody even knows about the happening that never happened.
>>41007772
>Living in the northeast
You deserve it
>>41007792
idk why i feel like people are looking at there phones at there hip now chatting, wtf also confirmed, CT fag here and all social media is offline, its fucking great. feels like september 10th 2001 over here.
>4chan is up
all is well with the world
>>41007810
Oh no 38 people can't use AIM anymore
Next you are gonna tell me ICQ is down
>>41007836
>club penguin confirmed down
>>41007814
So I now need to obtain an instagram and snapchat account?
Tell me what the fuck is the purpose of it. What is it that they can do and facebook can't?
It was foretold.
>>41007792
Sites for technology illiterate kids to share shit with their friends because they don't know what else to do with computers.
Jews have turned us all into tiny advertusing firms working on promoting ourselves like brands.
Thank god for anonymous sites.
> don't have fb
What's the 411 /pol/
YET THE MONSTER 4CHAN LIVES ON!
and apparently twitter...
>>41007792
>wtf is aim
Kids these days...
>>41007814
>2015
>using social media
>having a facebook account
It's like you're trying hard to be a good goy
>>41007639
This is a huge FUCK YOU to the Jews
Way to go whoever did this!
One of the most cancerous site's on the internet is gone. Hope it stays that way.
>>41007824
yea like i have a choice where i live
you probably work for tsa
>>41007861
I've noticed that all people do on instagram is share pictures of them on night outs with an enormous amount of hash tags that don't really mean anything and pictures of their lunch.
So I ask again, why can't they do that on facebook?
Apparently Lizardsquad is behind this
>>41007895
we nvr frgt
>>41007857
instagram is for uploading and sharing pictures straight from your phone as soon as you take them, snapchat sends photos to people and then deletes them after a few seconds (i think)
don't bother getting either unless that idea appeals to you.
http://map.ipviking.com/
>>41007914
They claim to be behind everything
>>41007914
LULZSEC RETURNS
>>41007819
>yfw you wake up with ebola, AIDS, scarlet fever, lordosis of the spine, anal fissures, an ingrown toenail and anthrax
>yfw terrorists will be raping your gf while a Jew Cuck watches and tosses shekels at them
>yfw you will like it
>>41007914
>Lizardsquad
I bet they would've taken responsibility for hacking Sony if the "Keepers of Peace" didn't say so.
>>41007880
ah that's MSN. Who the fuck uses that anymore?
>>41007865
Bump
https://twitter.com/lizardmafia/status/559963134006292481
No idea if they are piggybacking on snow that hit server farms or they actually got a really huge botnet now.
>>41007824
>thinking that's a lot of snow
Stay shit.
>>41007924
>don't bother getting either unless that idea appeals to you.
no, even if it appeals to you don't get them
>>41007857
No, your better off avoiding all that shit bro, just a heads up. It's just gay websites for faggots to share pictures and videos except 99% of the crap there is from faggot hipsters. Just don't bother with that crap
facebook up damnit
I'm in Illinois and Twitter works, Instagram website (I don't have an account so I can't check mobile) works, and Facebook just took a while too load.
>>41007948
No no, MSN is a IM program Microsoft made. AIM is from AOL.
And the happening is over.
>>41007948
It is, or was, AOL Instant Messenger which almost everyone I know used to use.
Nowadays I think everyone's using Facebook's instant messenger crap or Skype.
If only they could take down tumblr as well.
The suicide rate would double in a matter of seconds with people being that cut off from he world.
>>41007792
>Snapchat and Instagram
Female psychology was capitalized on effectively.
>>41007957
Are they jew drones?
>>41007792
Snapchat forces each user to send a pic which in itself is an excuse for people to advertise themselves to as many people as possible.
Instagram is what all the hip kids migrated to when all there parents and grandparents got a Facebook.
>>41007639
I literally just opened all of those things.
Facebook is up
>>41007925
holy dicks, is that a normal attack load?
>>41007925
just saw a 700 pulse from south korea towards US... wth
>>41007920
wee r lejeune
>>41007998
Doesn't kikebook own Instagram though? How rebellious of those teens.
>>41007953
It's gotta be a datacenter or DNS server that hosts these sites. There's no chance that a single attack on all of these was coordinated at once.
not that it matters. But i gotta admit hipchat and facebook being down at the same time is hilarious. My company's site uses fb for login and hipchat to coordinate sitedown responses.
gonna be an interesting morning. 95% of our users login with facebook. LoL.
>>41008020
You should see how much China spams the US. That is why they are rangebanned on most sites.
>>41008046
aaaaannnnnnnndddddddddddddddd facebook is back. That was exciting.
>>41008084
Thank god. I'm on call but hipchat was dead so nobody could bug me.
tell me!
what the fuck is hipchat?
>>41007925
What is this? I've seen it in so many threads. I can tell it monitors cyberattacks. But how? What classifies as a cyberattack?
>>41007925
I feel like i am watching WWIII
Why wasnt 4chan good enough to go down with the rest
>>41007756
>Seychelles, island republic in the western Indian Ocean, comprising about 115 islands. The islands are home to lush tropical vegetation, beautiful beaches, and a wide variety of marine life. Situated between latitudes 4° and 11° S and longitudes 46° and 56° E, the major islands of Seychelles are located about 1,000 miles (1,600 km) east of Kenya and about 700 miles (1,100 km) northeast of Madagascar. The capital, Victoria, is situated on the island of Mahé.
Who the fuck are you
>>41008228
He is VPN.
Ayy, Twitter will probably be next.
Maybe even ribbit.
>>41007925
Why do hackers like bullying us so much?
>>41007792
No one actually knows the purpose behind these sites. They just participate so they don't get left behind. It's how normalfags operate.
>>41008176
A costly version of google talk for companies with too much money to burn and idiotic management.
it's kinda like a dumbed down private IRC server for people who can't figure out what computers do.
>>41008310
Does it actually have any benefits to excuse the cost?
>>41008325
its fucking hip m8
>>41008276
Because until intelligent alien life is found, America is the center of the universe.
>>41007639
>SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE NORMALFAGS!
I wonder if they do what we do when 4chan goes down, and just keep refreshing the page until something changes.
ain't even mad cause don't even use any of those shit sites.
>>41008340
Huh.
Also why is everyone butt fucking saint louis and why are we also the origin of most of the attacks?
Hackers must hate black people
>>41008346
I've been using 4chan more than usual the last 2 months which might explain it, but is it just me or is there more random downtime than usual?
>>41007660
ruh-roh!
Zoinks!
>>41008325
Frankly, no.
it's pretty pointless. A simple, free IRC server would work just as well, but marketing dummies can't into IRC clients.
apparently having google talk wasn't good enough so they made our lives hell to placate some exec who got hamstrung by a savvy salesman.
It's browser based though so marketing fucking loves it.
>>41008363
Other than the posting going haywire a day after moot announced his retirement I honestly can't remember the last downtime. Might've been asleep since the last one. Site seems to be working better in my experience.
>>41008384
why are marketing fags always so retarded?
THE BETA UPRISING IS HERE *throws chicken tenders on /pol/'s floor*
>>41008346
They probably go outside of something fucking gay like that
>>41008360
Because of le anonymous' involvement in the ferguson protests I imagine.
>>41008277
And normalfags get more pussy than you.
I wish just screwing with you. I have like 10k followers from all the hash tags I post
#instalike #instafollow #f4f #TeamWhiteGirls
I hope something interesting happens
on a side note, did anyone notice Xvideos went down earlier today?
>>41008360
Depends on the day. Sometimes the attacks focus on Californian cities, sometimes New York cities. I would imagine there is a major DNS hub or data center in St. Louis.
And we are the origin of the second most attacks
see >>41008081
for either pentesting or because some jackoff decided to try and DDoS a site.
>>41008418
chicken tendies
CHICKEN TENDIES
C H I C K E N T E N D I E S ! ! ! ! !
>>41008436
not muh porn!
Those bastards.
>>41008392
hrmm. Bizzarre. I've noticed a lot of ~20-30 minute patches where everything except posting is up.
>>41008363
If you think this is bad I've got a story for you...
>>41008452
This. Posting has gone down for hours at a time multiple times quite recently.
>>41008360
I think I read in a thread on here once that there's a major energy grid hub or something, than people are always throwing things at to see if they can shut it down.
>>41007639
All those websites are working fine for me, you dumb nigger.
>>41007639
ayy lmao I don't use any of them, but my whole family does.
the benefits of being a social reject
>>41008178
I would assume that the reports are mostly generated from honeypots. If you're expecting general malicious traffic, its pretty easy to recognize and log.
>>41008479
Yeah, and they never post any reason for it. I remember the first big one I noticed was particularly bad, because there was CP stuck on the front page of /b/ for hours, and normies/sjws/tumbrites were going apeshit/.
>>41008482
It all makes sense now
>>41007925
>http://map.ipviking.com
Apologise for bad English
when were you when facebook go down
me I was at home and I get call
'facebook is kill'
'no'
>>41008432
Why a koala friend?
>>41007925
>tfw aussies too busy shitposting to hack
>>41007861
Why did you post a picture of Angela Shrute?
NORMALS BTFO
GLORIOUS BETA UPRISING HAS BEGUN
>>41007639
cant can the chan
cant cull the /pol/
>>41008546
because he has chlamydia just like all koalas do
They're all back up again.
>>41008554
>tfw Australia doesn't have good enough internet to fuck with anyone.
>>41008575
... how the fuck do you pronounce /pol/?
Calm down guys, it's just the NSA patching their shit.
>>41008607
poll
>>41008607
pole
>>41008607
Pol. The -lution is silent.
>>41007925
>http://map.ipviking.com/
>all of those st louis targets
Wtf is going on down there?Are they mass cleansing the dindus?
>>41008663
>Greenland
The mythical beast is real!
>>41008554
There are actually plenty of great hackers or tech wizards in Australia
It's just that there's almost always going to be potential for botnets and servers in more populated countries.
>>41008607
"poole" after the creator
>>41008562
Yes. She is lovely in the Office.
>>41008711
But why did you post her?
> some shitty sites break
> breaking news
>>41008678
Just sittin' in north pole, channing with my sledge dogs.
>>41008778
What's Greenland actually like? If I ever somehow get rich it's somewhere I'd consider moving to.
>>41008726
GUYS GUYS AOL chat is down!
I'm trying to find more information but yahooligans! is down!
>>41007639
>>>Facebook down
>>Instagram down
>>tinder down
>>Aim down
>>hip chat down
>>brace yourselves
>the non-pleb world dosn't notice.
>the social media addicted generation however, goes into convulsions from withdrawal, attempting to print out pictures of themselves and posting them on boards around town and hope for comments
>>41008801
I can't tell you 'cause I've lived most of my life here, so I don't really feel like I can recommend it to anyone from an outsiders view. It's cold, expensive (food, gas relatively cheap) and dark most of the time. If you want midnight un go further north, but that's also where there's maximum 6 hrs. of daylight for about two months.
>social media shut down
>people automatically go to cnn to see why
>Auschwitz pity shoah with Steven kikeberg is on
Let that sink in
MY GOD MY ANGLEFIRE PAGE
IT'S GONE
>>41008870
Do you mind if I ask a few more questions?
>>41008894
Sure, go ahead.
mckunt, will you be devastated once your IP changes? what are your plans for the future?
>>41008863
>the social media addicted generation however, goes into convulsions from withdrawal, attempting to print out pictures of themselves and posting them on boards around town and hope for comments
keked out loud for the first time in a long while.
thanks anon
what doyou mean, all of this stuff is up
>>41008726
Because i just randomly pick images sometimes. That was a recent save. Did i accidentally stumble on a secret code or something?
>>41008902
How do you find the other locals? is it a fairly friendly place?
What type of industry/jobs are available?
Yahoo chat has been down for 20 hours now
>>41008909
Suicide, of course
>>41008942
It is a pretty friendly place. Lots of Danes and some people from Iceland, especially in Nuuk. Taiwanese are mostly serving food and alcohol it's insane just how much they can work.
I'm not sure about industry or jobs, but foreigners come to teach, and or administer (school, etc.) if you're into military Thule/Pituffik is where it's at.
>>41008670
wait what's happening in STL? I'm currently living here..
>>41009037
You'd only need to be worried if you're a computer hooked up to the internet. Is there something you aren't telling us, anon?
>>41009054
I'm just trying to figure out what companies are big on the internet and are also based here in Saint Louis...I know there are a few big companies that have headquarters here but none that are big online that I can think of.
>>41008979
All three users must be pissed.
Why are Americans pissing themselves over a little bit of snow?
>>41009130
kekd
>>41009151
>not following whats happening in the thread
>St Louis
>Kirksville
Someone is interested in Missouri universities, I bet. Watch the fuck out if they start hitting Rolla.
>>41009191
That's what I was thinking. I'm not sure what they'd gain from fucking up MS&T's internet and stuff.. it is already shitty enough as it is.
>>41009191
>>41009209
Or is this somehow related to Ferguson bullshit? Some activists planning for months to take down some sites of people/organizations related to it? idk just spitballing, it's probably no connection
I use fagbook to keep in contact with all my old friends. They wouldn't understand this place nor be able to cope with it. I'm fucking 40. FUCK YOU NIGGERS. I want to keep in contact with my old friends. Quit being edgelords.
>>41009246
>>41009209
The same part of me that wants to believe in happenings wants to think there's some top-secret Manhattan Project type research being done behind secret doors in the McNutt basement or some such shit.
>>41009392
Just follow the underground tunnels and see for yourself...
Probably some shady stuff with the nuclear reactor too
>>41007773
it's a happening for 14-year olds.
>>41008228
>>Seychelles, island republic in the western Indian Ocean, comprising about 115 islands. The islands are home to lush tropical vegetation, beautiful beaches, and a wide variety of marine life. Situated between latitudes 4° and 11° S and longitudes 46° and 56° E, the major islands of Seychelles are located about 1,000 miles (1,600 km) east of Kenya and about 700 miles (1,100 km) northeast of Madagascar. The capital, Victoria, is situated on the island of Mahé.
I KNOW MAN
HE'S THE MAGIC SUPERFLAG
Saint Louis is getting REKT right now
>>41007639
Either AWS or some fiber backbone shat itself. Calling it.
>9/11 for normal fags
>>41008918
anytime.
Being a smartass is it's own reward.
>all this shit goes down
>my day literally did not change one bit because of it.
Feels good to not be a faggot.
you all be good goyim and keep using this facebook thingy.
let your brains become more degenerate with each visit there
How the absolute fuck is this newsworthy?
The last time I used any of those sites was high school and I don't even know if facebook was a thing yet.
>>41007998
Snapchat is fun and often the fastest way to communicate, Instagram is pure vanity
>lizard squad hackers claim to have taken down fb , as well as AIM
First off. For like 5 minutes before facebook was back up
And if you're using AIM ... Do I dare go on anons ?
This is a joke right ? Bahahaha
Looks like we got some 7337 h4x0R$ we are dealing with here ....
>>41010279
This is who the world is dealing with.
>>41010299
>dox me
This will be hilarious when he gets exploded by a drone strike
>>41010299
>dox me
Baph's got his info already, dude's a skid.
>Tinder
fucking degenerates
>>41010367
>Update
Who tf is baphs
And post it here asswipe, don't hold out on me
>>41007979
hell
people just txt now
>>41007792
Snapchat is made to trick people into looking at your poop or dick. First you gotta make a false sense of security by posting very tame pictures of cats and food and then BAM HERE'S A SHIT I TOOK AFTER A FAJITA FRIDAY!
And aim stands for Anonymous Internet Memes, it's where all the advice animal memes come from.
>>41010414
name's Julius Kivimäki.
Board is /baphomet/
You should be able to find it with this. I for one, won't post more because everything on here is logged.
>>41010414
forgot a link.
enjoy the fail: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Zeekill
>>41007639
looks like obummer is hard at work, false flag attacks against US internet sites--with the purpose of passing his draconian, orwellian, anti-internet legislation.
>>41009130
At this point it's just 3 pedos pretending to be kids
>>41008607
pal
>>41007925
There appears to be a spaceship halfway to antarctica that is going pew pew pew at us
>>41007925
>Someone from Mount Gambier is hacking the US
