>ISIS captures 2 japaneses and demands 200 million dollars.
>Post the video
>Become meme in japanese twitter at #ISISクソコラグランプリ
>"They knew the risk. They are ready to die. We don't give a fuck."
>" #ISISクソコラグランプリ(isis shitty shopp granprix) got more attention than #日本政府は身代金を払え(Japanese govern, pay the ransom!) #2億ドルの対テロ支援やめろ(Stop the 200mi dollar support to anti terrorism!)"
>"Sure here are an peacefull country."
>The leftsts gonna left.
>"Kill Abe instead! Stop the money support and pay the ransom to ISIS!"
>"Fuck you Abe, because of you we are terrorist's target now!"
>"How imprudent! If the japaneses get abducted in the future it will be all your fault!"
I think japaneses thinks make fun with ISIS is different from make fun of a religion.
>>40833866
lol fukn chill bruh
>>40833890
I'm saying it because many japaneses at 2ch, mainly kencho(profit hater/poverty) and NanJ criticized the charlie hebdo because of Muhamad satires being unrespectful and ugly.
But then ISIS attack japan and this happens on twitter.
>>40833866
holy fuck I cant even read your monkey babel
>>40834106
Japan(twitter) is making fun of ISIS.
That's it.
>>40833866
>>40833866
lol i fucking love you japan
You can literally see in the left guy's eyes-
>It's all his fucking fault. I just wanted to film this shit, not live it
>>40834076
Making fun of Islam and making fun of ISIS are competently different.
But anyway, Kenmo and NanJ would make fun of anything, and when they blamed Charlie Hebdo,
I think they didn't give a fuck about respect for religion or something.
I think they just didnt like White men being cocky.
Bretty gud
Based Nippon! Good for them.
>Tfw you will never live in a country as based as nippon
>>40835350
>My country will never be this insensitive.
Inb4 Japan invades ISIS.
ITT: Reasons to love Japan
maybe I misread the huehue talk. everyone in this thread likes japan because they are just beta faggots that let their citizens be killed? and on top of that they symptomize with the ISIS?
this is pathetic japan. I thought you had balls
what ever happened to the first Japanese guy that got captured ? is he dead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x2Hsb9OBzs
>>40836248
Hey, this is a great idea. Let's keep paying ransoms like Europe has been, and hope that maybe they'll think they've gotten enough money from foreign countries and stop!
No, that's not how it works. Japan ignores the demand for a ransom? Two Japanese people die, and there's a better chance that no other Japanese people get kidnapped specifically for ransom in the future. They'll focus on Italians instead.
>>40835845
I love Japan and all but they are too soft. China has a better chance of taking a jab at ISIS than Japan.
>>40836428
what the fuck are you talking about? the US doesn't pay ransoms, it sends in special forces teams to kill everyone. even after the hostages are killed the US still takes great effort to kill everyone involved.
if anything the increased attention non-us citizens have been getting is directly related to how the US deals with this shit. stop being beta faggots the rest of the world
>>40833866
Japan why u so kawaii ??
>inb4 Japan actually does something against ISIS, rather than arming more rebel groups, thus creating more...ISIS's...ISISes...ISai?
Post yfw Japan deploys Gundam in the middle east
I mean the protection of its citizens is one of the only reasons for a governments existence. why would you support inaction?
>>40836841
Nobody cares about them because they let themselves be captured. They are already dead.
bushido etc
>>40835350
top kek
No surprise that Muslims hate Japs.
>>40837017
dohoho
>>40836841
japs would go awol if they were told to go to the middle east. they are just a bunch of fuck boys who join the military as some sort of fashion statement. they don't actually plan to fight and will run away if told to. its already happened before
>>40836841
>Gundam
You're thinking too small, son.
>yfw pic related knocks their sacred moon stone into the next dimension
footage of Japanese operators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KFx4rz6fGQ
>>40837188
What is pic related big o
>>40837213
>operators
I don't think you know what this means
>>40836841
Just like my chinese cartoons.
Why is ISIS so based?
>welcome to the land of dreams
>>40833866
>>40837431
If some terrorist kidnapp some japanese, sure this will be no place for muslim.
There will be no difference between north korea and muslims.
>>40837390
anyone who leaves his mom's basement and ships off to some foreign shithole is operator by /k/ standards
>Not looking at the camera
John's autistic; pass it on
>>40837729
kek true
>>40837794
needs to be shopped to say smile if your cuck
>>40837729
if that's the case /k/ can go suck a dick
I don't believe you though
>>40837841
your cuck what?
>>40837079
truth
>>40838081
*smile if you're cuck
I don't spell check my shit
Best one so far.
>>40838211
anime is literally the only thing japs live for, eh? this is fucking great. also, were "flamesofwar01-32" already taken??
Is it bad I prefer browsing here instead 2ch? I like to practice English and listen to American problem.
>>40833866
Your English is terrible, I can't read half of what you're saying.
Who the fuck is Abe?
>>40834076
Yeah I saw so many Jap chinks on /int/ defending the muslims who shot up CH, fuck Japan
>>40838211
this is pretty funny. its like a true version of "1v1 me irl fgt"
japs are trying to troll the isis while the isis is literally killing japs
>>40838350
no
>>40838388
Japanese prime minister
Oniichan! We're here to help. Can you walk?
>>40833866
my view is that we need to just flat out start exterminate muslims like burma is doing and kill anybody who supports islam
people with views like that should be killed
>>40838350
>Is it bad I prefer browsing here instead 2ch?
No.
I like to practice English and listen to American problem.
Problems. Put an "s" on the end of a noun to make it plural.
Also, it's "instead of 2ch," not "instead 2ch."
Good luck.
>>40838350
wisdom from America never let feminism into your country
>>40838350
>Is it bad I prefer browsing here instead 2ch?
Why does every ask this?
>Is it bad I prefer X?
>Is it bad that I like Y?
>Is it bad that G makes me J?
Who cares?
>>40833866
The guy on the left has a stoic gangsterface. The guy on the right is putting up a good front, but he looks like he is about to cry, that or the sun is in his eyes.
>>40838350
Welcome. But don't think that the complaints here are normal. 90% of this board is trolling.
>>40838350
Why do your people take this as a big joke?
>>40837006
Ah this is from the time, the Jews tried to take credit for Japanese civilization. Is there anything the jews won't steal.
>>40838857
It's korean, not jews.
>>40838822
Because they're a bunch of edgy autists
>>40833866
>>40838410
Well the han Chinese are trying to exterminate the Uyghur people through displacement and rape.
>>40836841
>>40839086
killing muslims is always a good thing,
i love this video, a video of russian neo nazis beheading a muslim
>>40839086
That's a fucking lie and you know it. American pig.
>>40839152
fuck forgot link
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/russian-skinheads-beheading-neo-nazi-execution-video/
>>40838822
It's ingrained in their culture.
They teach their children from an early age with cartoons.
>>40838822
The idiots went to ISIS territory and expect to not be beheaded. It is a joke.
>>40839069
kekt
>>40838959
So they've attempted to take credit for both then?
>>40839185
>ISIS territory
The terrorists don't own those countries retard, they are a bunch of sand nigger criminals who are just squatting there until us non-cucked Anglo countries go in and wipe them out
So keep sitting on your computer making twitter maymays and let the real men countries handle the work, fat fucking shut in
>>40837431
> Alberta
>>40838822
It's not like /pol/ didn't respond similarly
>>40839276
You sound mad Canada-kun.
Someone mash up ISIS guy with this guy
>>40839185
that's right japan. just remember to always capitulate or else you may hurt someones feelings
your current culture is the real joke here m80. be careful or youll turn into the sweden of asia
>>40839276
America and Israel secret agency made ISIS www
>>40839185
So basically the Japanese still believe in personal accountability. I like it.
>>40839257
> take credit for both then?
What? BRhue are not origin of anything.
>>40839276
Niggers don't own dark alleys either but if you walk through them at 2am you bet your ass you're going to get fucked.
It's an obvious fake anyway. That's what the hastag is about.
>>40839276
its theirs until they get bombed out of it.
>>40836631
>being this naive
yes they do faggot. This isn't an action movie
This is gay and unfunny. They're trying to overcompensate for the fact that they're too pussy to remove some kebab by being edgelords.
>>40839601
exactly. that would be like you trying to stop the cops from going into the alley to make arrests and drive them out. youre an idiot
ISIS is a big joke.
Obama, McCain and Netanyahu made and control ISIS. then they run around shouting how we must invade Syria and Iran to stop the terrorists!
ZOG makes terrorist boogeymen to trick goyim into serving ZOG agenda.
>>40839741
This
Japan couldn't do fuck all if ISIS sent 10 jet planes to crash in Tokyo, they are literally the most cucked country on Earth
>>40839741
>They're trying to overcompensate for the fact that they're too pussy to remove some kebab by being edgelords.
It's not their war, so why bother? >>40839185
>>40839741
>>40839836
>Canadians talking shit about being cucks
Muslims and Jews fear the samurai. Who fears the maple syrup semen slurpers?
Nobody.
>>40839069
Ayy lmao
>>40839719
>>40839719
>yes they do faggot. This isn't an action movie
the US literally does not pay ransom. its actually very fucking hardcore about it. im sorry you live in a faggot country
>inb4 that prisoner trade
not the same thing although I do think It was retarded and was against it
>>40839923
We are already over there removing kebab you weeaboo loser
Meanwhile because of how hard your country cucked theirs after WW2 they can't even respond when Korean and Chinese military are in their waters illegally
Go draw some more cartoons chink
>>40838350
not just Americans here japfag
>elevens defending muslims
>treating this shit like a joke
What the fuck? Do they not understand the magnitude of this threat? Have they just been cloistered from the reality that these people will also destroy Japanese culture without a second thought, or are they just too scared to put up?
>>40839038
bad gaijin
>>40839990
>Canadialand
>relevant
>ITT: mad as fuck canadians
Usually this level of shitposting is left to the aussies. Did you guys trade off or something?
>>40839741
baghaghagga butthurt gaijin
>>40839990
>canacucks
>removing anything besides another man's cum from their wife's pussy with their mouths
>>40840033
That's funny because every time shit hits the fan guess who your president comes crawling to first
>all these faggot weeaboo virgins
Just kill yourselves, your parents want their basements back
>>40840093
[citation needed]
>>40839185
are their grandparents ashamed of them?
>>40839804
mid lel
>>40840093
>president comes crawling to first
>things that have never happened
choose two
the best you get is the US getting a few of your special forces involved so you can feel like youre helping
its like when the big brother asks the littler brother to bring him a wrench so he can feel like he fixed the car too
>>40839975
yes they do
they do it all the time
I'm sorry you live in a country where the public has been slowly brainwashed by the electric jew
JAPAN STRONG
MURICA PAY THE MONEY YOU FUCKBOYS
Don't let ISIS take my animays
>>40839185
Are they're going to behead them?
IMHO still less painful than seppuku, they're doing them a favor.
>>40840004
my nigga
Why are there suddenly a shit ton of Mexicans in this thread about ISIS capturing Japanese hostages?
>>40840331
Oh wait that's Canada
>>40840331
they're weebs
>>40840213
I don't know what to tell you man. do you make up shit about the US to feel better about yourself? I cant give you an example of nothing but I would be very happy if you presented an example of the US government paying ransom to terrorists. it would make my night in fact. all I need is one example. just one (1)
These are fucking funny
>>40840384
lol you retard
>>40840471
I'm colorblind so the left part kinda looked green so it three off
also fuck off cnucks
>>40836841
Send in the EVA. 2015 has come and it's time to prevent 2nd impact.
>>40840069
Canadians have been aggressively shitposting on /pol/ and /sp/ lately
Also, someone from Argentina keeps posting CP
>>40840614
>he didn't suck Japan's tiny cock so he is shitposting
Kek, deluded fucking weebs
>>>/r9k/
lol
>demanding $200,000,000 for two random guys
Every time I hear ISIS's demands, it reminds of that scene in Austin Powers where the leaders laugh at Dr. Evil's inability to account for inflation
>>40838211
>showing Love Live aidorus without their burqas
>Japan mobilises the Australian Division
>>40833866
>"Kill Abe
They aren't talking about ABe are they?
This one made me laugh.
>>40838211
>trolling terrorists with anime
We live in incredible times.
>>40840704
half of you cacucks are shit talking the US. you only have like 3 people in Canada (2 are Asian) so its going to give the entire country a bad rep
All the news outlets are discussing the video, which was reportedly posted on Youtube, yet I haven't found a link anywhere. Was it taken down? Are there any leaks?
>>40834746
this gif triggers me
>>40840787
they are talking about killing the Japanese prime minister. I hear hes like a Japanese version of bush...so maybe hes cool and likeable
http://blog.esuteru.com/archives/8025787.html
>tfw Japan activates Dai Nippon Teikoku 2.0 and commences kebab removal campaign
>>40840862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JGvn0Xl0HY
>>40838350
90% of this board is trolling but welcome anyway.
>>40840808
this one is actually pretty profund
>>40838350
>and listen to American problem.
But we're a diverse board.
>>40838822
>Why do your people take this as a big joke?
4chan used to do this all this time. Before everyone got srs and no fun is allowed anymore.
The better question is, why do you NOT take this as a big joke?
>>40839804
my sides are in orbit
>>40834321
>>40834076
>>40834638
>>40837006
>>40837431
>>40837554
>>40840903
>>40838680
>90% of this board is trolling
You wish, cunts
>>40836428
>They'll focus on Italians instead.
>imblying ISIS will trade hostages for a Gucci hijab
>>40836631
>what the fuck are you talking about? the US doesn't pay ransoms
Get a load of this goy
>>40840956
Yeah, but we're the ones that matter.
Our problem is your problem, motherfucker.
Japan has zero radical muslims and is forever protected from the US navy.
They can literally get away with making fun of anyone.
They should make fun of Muhammad like a lot more
>>40840787
Yes, Game Center CX's cameraman Abe.
>>40840983
yeah maybe more around 80%
Damn
>Japan and the U.S. will never collaborate to secretly irradiate and sterilize all Muslim countries
>>40841064
Yeah maybe more like you're pulling that figure out of your ass because you cant accept that racism actually exists in the world
Nips, I love em, but they're so naive and honestly pretty ignorant about the world.
They don't have to deal with Muslims shitting up their country so they still treat them with the "I'm ok, you're ok :)" hippy bullshit. They're pretty isolationist too, except when Koreans or Russians want some shitty little islands.
>>40841100
>maybe
>>40841064
4chan in a nutshell.
Even /b/ used to be full of smart people (no, really) pretending to be retarded, before the REAL retards poured in and now make up the vast majority of the board.
>>40840884
One could only dream.
Their 3 years occupation in indonesia during ww2 were actually worse than what the Dutch has done to us for hundreds of years during their colonization.
>tfw nips aren't going to be as brutal as they're used to be to remove kebabs
>tfw they will never strike fear against ISIS
Let's just hope that china will raise their hand and fight against them.
>>40841171
where do all these "smart" people go now?
>>40840808
>>40840709
top fucking kek m8
Japan confirmed for god tier banter
>>40841209
Reddit.
We got stuck with the Facebook crowd.
>>40841232
You have to be kidding. There's no way an army of oldfags went on to become reddit trash.
>>40841209
No idea.. probably just grew up and got their shit together?
/b/ used to be full of smart fuckers, that's for sure. Now they couldn't dox someone if their life depended on it. All they do is post retarded rate me threads.
>>40839369
>not paying ransom
>capitulating
For the love of God, shut up already, you stupid pussy.
>>40840808
I don't get it.
Holy fuck
>>40840808
Is that a Pikmin?
>>40841257
This
>>40841232
go be smart on reddit faggot
>>40841321
I'm sorry the truth hurts, anon.
>>40840891
>literal tv shows are manufacturing global realities
The Great Working is almost complete
>>40841285
Are you suggesting that paying the ransom is would be a show of defiance?
>>40833866
I've always admired Japanese discipline. I just want to see the Fourth Reich and Japan save us all from degeneracy.
>>40841337
Provide proof
>>40833866
the japanesse did in half an hour what CIA/NSA has been "tiring to do" for the last 8 months by destroying their propaganda machine cold.
>>40841232
Holy fuck you're so full of shit it's hilarious
donglegate > dorner > boston marathon > zimmerman > pedowood > GG all funneled a bunch of queers and children from tumblr, reddit and /b/ here, which promptly turned this place into a meme infested shitfest
The recent 'purge' helped out somewhat, as did the IDs in a one step forward two steps back sort of way
anyway you're a faggot
>>40840964
Exactly. Right after Boston even.
>>40840810
this what im sayin :^)
slant humor
>>40841370
He might be right.. I was actually going to say Reddit but I knew people were going to get buttsore so I didn't.
Reddit has hundreds of boards.. I bet they visit some of those.
But dont ask me which because I dont go to Reddit so I wouldn't know.
>>40840024
Japan is probably not at the top of the list of places to attack friendo, and any brown cunts stick out like a sore thumb over there because theres so few
Japanese people (weeb men) are truly enlighted.
They won't fall for the jewish trickery.
>>40838857
No it's the Japanese trying to link themselves top the Jews so they can feel special. They always come up with the most ridiculous theories because nobody knows where they or their language family came from.
>>40836567
They're only soft because the full might of the United States is telling them not to build an offensive army. If it wasn't for us they would have nuked ISIS and be done with it.
I'm talking out of my ass though, I don't understand global politics.
>>40840331
The same reason there're a shit tons of Muricunts shitposting on a thread about ISIS capturing japanese hostages.
>>40838857
They ain't taking credit, they believe the Japanese to be the lost tribe of Israel.
>>40838350
you're welcome here anytime my jap bro
>>40833866
>>"Fuck you Abe, because of you we are terrorist's target now!"
>>"How imprudent! If the japaneses get abducted in the future it will be all your fault!"
...but that's right. It happened the same day he went to Israel. That was the first time a Japanese Prime Minister went to Israel in 8 years.
>>40841377
>dorner
I only showed up for the chimpening, why does /pol/ like him again? He was a cop killer.
>>40841547
You answered your question.
>>40840024
Japan doesn't have any Muslims and refuses to let useless people come live in their country
why is Canada so buttflustered?
>>40838350
Welcome. Just remember to keep the Jews out of your country and you'll be just fine. Enjoy yourself.
Also, are you watching anime from this season? What is your favorite?
>>40841547
Yeah, you're cancer.
>>40841566
But during the chimpening, there were other /pol/acks pretty much ingesting cop dick. To the newfag it looks like cognitive dissonance.
>>40841613
Helpful as always, australia.
>>40839804
translation?
>>40841536
>nippon should be at the beck and call of ahmed
>not of uncle sam and rabbi morte
So you'd give away our possessions we've fought for through iron and blood, JUST TO BE KAWAII?
>>40836428
This.
If you are Japanese and so far away from the homeland that ISIS has you captured, you strayed way too god damned far.
>>40841547
>He was a cop killer.
Was he? I thought he just killed some cop's daughter and her fiance and then he went to die in the woods.
>>40840024
You are making it seem like all these people from 2ch/2chan represent all of Japan.
That's like thinking all americans don't care about 9/11 or other tragedies because 4chan makes fun of them.
Do you know how ignorant you sound right now?
>>40841666
Well Satan, not everyone on /pol/ thinks the same.
>>40839382
woah, even japan knows the truth
remember, murrica paid for it and killed the muslim leaders that stopped this violence (leaders who were their own allies, btw)
>>40841590
because 90% of the leftist newfags on this board are Amerikuns
>>40841584
There is a very very slam minority. there are mosques in the country.
>>40841536
japs mad cuz shinzo is stylin on desert monkeys
>>40838211
>Disgracing the glorious Nico Yazawa
Behead them
>>40839382
www
www
www ^o^
>>40841491
There's like 4 guys left in Japan string enough to lift a gun, they're too feminized to ever do anything
>>40841360
No, why are you people so fucking retarded?
Not paying the ransom is NOT capitulating. They WANT the ransom.
>>40841590
Japan doesnt allow islam to flourish, canadian posters seem to be primarily cucks
>>40841666
>To the newfag it looks like cognitive dissonance.
Perhaps the failure stems from your assumption that /pol/ is one person
>>40836248
>they symptomize with the ISIS?
>symptomize
>SYMPTOMIZE
>the ISIS
>THE
Jesus get your shit together. You best be some kind of a beaner.
>>40841666
>But during the chimpening, there were other /pol/acks pretty much ingesting cop dick. To the newfag it looks like cognitive dissonance.
a portion of /pol/ hate both cops and niggers, and if they kill each other let them be,hell why not cheer them on.
also a fun fact in America is that you can't score too high in an IQ test if you want to be a policemen .
>>40841757
Top kek.
>>40841672
Are you retarded?
>>40841676
>not knowing the Legend of Chocolate Rambo
git out
>>40837729
i wanna see some female japs operators do headshot kills
>>40841757
what does it mean? The japs are indifferent?
>>40841757
Poor ISIS-kun is getting ignored. ;_;
>>40841741
the Japanese are very careful people and take notice of a minority. they won't even let other Asians into certain bars, you think they won't notice a Muslim trying to place bombs
>>40839069
>*teleports behind u*
>>40838350
Kinda wish we had more Japs who posted here.
Not even a weeb, I just like seeing an East Asian perspective on things and most of us here are Western with some Slavs and South Americans thrown in.
>>40841741
ok, this one got me.
Hey
Can someone make a shop with the couple from Death Parade as the hostages and the Arbiter as the ISIS man?
Possibly have one of them holding some darts.
Lets say ISIS caries out a major terrorist attack on Japanese soil
What would Onichan USA do?
>>40837431
>from Jasper, Alberta
Did anyone even bother reporting this?
Nevermind if Canadians are too scared to do anything, US is next door and more than willingly to sooth out extremists so close to home
>>40841757
translation pls.
>>40841927
Yeah, and there's a lot of straight Christian white guys, and they all think alike.
>>40841938
Kill main and burn until there's no Muslims left
>>40841941
Just edgy teenagers m8
>>40841907
They would notice, but I highly doubt they would have the audacity to denounce Islam if it happened. Jap culture is sheltered, fragile just and just as politically correct as any other western nation
>>40840983
Fuck off aussie have some OC
>>40841938
Protect little brother Japan from mean old terrorists, of course.
>>40841757
Translating.
>To the japaneses.
>the remaining time to pressure your govern to save your comrade is...
>72 hours.
>Isn't it their own personal accountability?
This means, "they know the risk of going to there so they should have been prepared to die."
>What? Why? What?
Somebody shop him as an anime muslim women cause he is wearing a burka.
>>40840983
>>40841398
kek
>>40836841
>>40839836
Why should Japan solve your problems, faggot? You create ISIS, now deal with it.
>>40842195
meta, a mecha in mecca
>>40841941
They already know Albert is attracting those people.
>>40839276
Great that sounds productive.
,>this group of criminals is a product of its own upbringing.
Holy shit this canada butthurt is unreal. Since when did canada get overrun by sandnigger lovers?
>>40841937
Here you go m8
>>40842046
>"they know the risk of going to there so they should have been prepared to die."
Doesn't a journalist who provides a service to inform a public owed at least any sort of concern from his people?
>>40841757
>Citizens of Japan!
>The remaining time that we gave to your government to release the hostages is...
>72 HOURS!
>Huh? They did it to themselves, right?
>Huh? What?
>>40842038
Yeah well done you cuck faggot
Here is a 5 minute job to counter your shit OC
gyaad damn, japan.
>>40833866
>"They knew the risk. They are ready to die. We don't give a fuck."
Terrorists kidnapped missionaries from Korea a few years back for cash (and I think they were demanding the withdraw of Korean troops in that region, too, even though we'd already planned to withdraw) and this was the people's reaction but the government still bailed them out.
Nobody here likes these people (or Islam to be honest) and they didn't want to see them get any money, plus we have annoying Christians here defacing our temples and shit so it's like killing two birds with no stones.
>>40841757
got to love the japanese idea of individuality
no mercy for other japanese ever, it's brilliant
if they are actually japanese they wouldn't have fucked up so bad that they got caught by isis
you're a weird bunch you know
Every hour he waits he loses a virgin in heaven.
>>40842038
Heres a hint: arms don't wobble-fly around like the flight path of a stray particle, you dumbass brit.
>>40833866
>>40842411
would have been better when they were executing the Russian "spies"
>>40836841