Nigger humor thread?
>>37712025
Holy shit my sides
in pic related there was a black-humor thread on /r9k and someone reading the thread decided to try it themselves and fucked up
>>37712025
holy fuck lmao
most funny nigger humor is written by white guys
they take photos like the one in the op and write some funny shit
there's some legit nigger humor but they aren't that intelligent to do long brilliant rants like you see in these threads
>>37712306
I've made one that's quite popular. Fuck you white man, always trynna illegitimize black achievements
>>37712229
This is what happens when white people try to mimic us
>>37712306
>whitey stealing everything again
This thread is pathetic. Time for some oldies but goodies.
>>37712525
that's actually clever
THIS.
https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/iooga%20nooga%20ooga%20ooga%20booga%20looga%20iooga%20looga%20tooga%2C%20xooga%20nooga%20xooga%20looga%20ooga%20booga
>>37711951
>#go home lil nigga
My sides. I bet thats a hashtag used frequently
>>37712594
Didn't work that well. This one is fixed.
https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/iooga%20nooga%20ooga%20ooga%20booga%20looga%20iooga%20looga%20tooga%0Axooga%20nooga%20xooga%20looga%20ooga%20booga
>>37712593
>brushing his thought
i cant
>>37712229
this is a nigger humor thread not a cringe thread
>>37712540
heh
>>37712432
>>This is what happens when white people try to mimic us
No, it's what happens when white people forget that we're laughing at you, not with you.
>>37712710
Took me a min but still kekd
>>37712552
wtf? SJW told me blacks can't be racist
>>37712729
Best one so far
>>37712766
>tfw I recognize that picture
>>37712766
I'm fucking having an asthma attack
>>37712739
Quit being buttblasted
>>37712665
I fucking lost
>>37712812
better fuckin source then
>>37712819
>remind you that you're pathetic
>try to convince me I'm the analfrustrated one
Okay
>>37712820
>zeronika
Only one I got
>>37712025
Glorious
>>37712025
>>37712306
Hmm. I'm lily white and I can't spell "diarrhea" without looking it up.
>>37712820
Lil Oinka
>>37712766
You bet that nigga is workin hard
>>37712710
>>37712755
What am I missing?
>>37712854
I wasn't even the guy you replied to. I just know pathetic when I see it.
>>37712879
It's like Veronica but with a Z instead of a V
>>37712880
Too obviously written by a white person. I don't even know where to start.
>>37712905
just give it a moment
>>37712820
0n-a would have been better
Its pronounced Zerondasha
>>37712905
Street name is supposed to be the name of the street you live on, not the name you're known as in the hood
>>37712905
"Street name" can have two meanings.
>>37712905
Street name, as in address, but he put his "street name" as in what they call him on the street.
>>37712955
>>37712960
>explaining the joke
Seriously, guys?
>>37712874
lel
this one's my favorite
>>37712880
>>37712025
>Lightskin v darkskin infighting
And this is why no one takes you seriously.
i know a good joke.
why don;t you put your hand in a bag of jellybeans?
because the black ones will steal your watch!
jajaja
>>37712992
Already been posted, broski.
>>37713003
>jajaja
Slav?
>>37712739
Fuck off stormfront. And no, I'm not him either.
>>37712932
Point out how it's written by a white guy and DBZ references don't count. There are a lot of black weebs.
>>37713061
I'm actually not a racist, but nigger culture is a self-parody.
I'm Australian, plenty of African descendent people here who don't go full nigger. Half of them are students and turn out to be more intelligent than most our bogans.
>>37713061
Have you forgotten where you are?
>>37712834
Deepthroat love looks like whitney/britney stevens.
>>37712854
> gimme attention!
Fuck off.
>>37713108
ey trow sum a dat shrimp on da barbe wont ya?
>>37713124
good goy, 1 shekel to you
>>37713120
Yeah. Not stormfront.
>>37712729
Goddamn hardest I laughed all night
>>37713089
>DBZ
> weeb
Watching some white people go aryan and kill dangerous aliens doesn't make you a weebo
>>37713059
jajajaja would be yayayaya. He's a spic.
Fucking idiot.
>>37713145
lol so you have, like, never actually met an Australian in real life?
>>37713108
I don't give a shit about your personal life and 'thoughts', princess.
>>37713151
ooga booga, nigger
want a banana?
>>37712229
link to the whole thread?
>>37713195
But you care enough to respond?
>>37712990
fuck you. if you get the joke who the fuck cares. you lazy piece of shit, probably don't even know how the joke worked. probably the same person that interrupts convesations to make sure nobody says anything to spoil movies even when youre the only one who hasnt seen them. you are literally a jew.
>>37713151
Go home libtard. This thread is for laughing at the brilliance of nigger culture.
>>37713089
First of all, it has too much structure, and the sentences are too complex. There are too many references to memes, white culture, Middle English (seriously, "weepeth"?). The grammar and spelling are too perfect (for the dialect). Even being able to type special symbols, like the cent sign, triangles, arrows, circles, etc. is above the technological literacy level of all but a few blacks in the entire world. Knowing about the light-skin envy that a lot of blacks have is also too meta for the average African mind. If it wasn't obvious to you that a white person wrote that, then you have probably never seen a single post written by a real black person.
>>37712875
>>37712233
>>37712149
samefag? that wasn't funny, like, at all
>>37713059
jajaja is BR, how fucking new are you to the internet
>>37712229
The worst part is that's you actually trying.
jesus fuck please don't do any more of that it's not your thing or at least keep it out of joke threads
>>37712932
The guy is black actually.
>>37713236
I know "how the joke worked." I was the one who posted it.
>probably the same person that interrupts convesations to make sure nobody says anything to spoil movies even when youre the only one who hasnt seen them.
In other words, you're the kind of person who talks through movies? You're a fucking nuisance. I bet you smuggle fried chicken and watermelons into movie theaters too.
>>37712025
>This pizza was from Chicago, it was that evil.
>>37712880
>krillin
Goddamnit I can't stop laughing
>>37713250
pol's best and brightest
>>37713322
at least i don't pay $10 for popcorn, and have a social life unlike you, you kike
>>37712665
>not sending an email requesting a rent-a-nigga for cotton picking
>>37712945
that's a hyphen you degenerate
>>37712229
spaghetti-geddon
>>37712880
What does this "smh" shit mean that niggers seem to say in every single post they make?
>>37713435
Onhypheena?
lolno. It's a dash.
>>37713245
Which is what we were all doing until stormfront arrived with all its derailing shit.
Fuck off back there.
>>37713462
Also, BIX NOOD
The fuck does it mean???
>>37713462
Shaking my head
>>37713479
>knowing what a senzu bean is
>implying a nigger wrote that
lol no
>>37713496
Smh is shake my head
I swear pol invented bix nood. I only see it here
>>37713250
Browse Twitter and Instagram more you autistic shit. NiGaz dnt reli typ l1ke dis foo .
>>37712025
Am I the only one who thinks this belongs in a cringe thread more than a humor thread?
If a white person were to try this fucking hard, everyone would be on his shit, but you racist white folk treat blacks like a zoo animal. They play the some old "look at me im a nigga" act and you people just eat it up
>>37712229
topkek
>>37713522
>not knowing blacks are the highest weaboo per capita race
>>37712229
Im so fuckin dead
>>37713551
>If a white person were to try this fucking hard, everyone would be on his shit, but you racist white folk treat blacks like a zoo animal.
Both come from Africa. Neither is smarter than humans. Why shouldn't we treat them like what they are?
>>37713479
>dat mac tonight
>>37713522
> only white are allowed to know what this is
Toonami use to come on at like 7. It's harder to not know what it is
>>37713522
Lots of blacks watch dbz and naruto, they're both popular shows
>>37713528
'bix nood' came from this, i've always figured it was niggermushmouth for 'bitch nigger'
>>37712229
Maybe if this idiot didn't mention the baby girl's vagina he wouldn't have creeped everyone out. Maybe the rest would have been more accepted, that was the nail in the already not very funny coffin.
>>37712766
This is just a rip off of nathan fielder
>>37713522
dbz was a huge scene in african culture entertainment not too long ago
>>37713606
>Editing out Ben Garrison's signature
Give credit where credit is due.
>>37712932
No, it's not. It's an obvious black guy taking the piss out of black guys.
You're not going to believe this, I know but there are actually blacks who have things like university degress now. Hard to believe, huh?
>>37713606
Oh so it literally means nothing? Fascinating.
>>37713652
Fucking lost it.
>>37713250
Someone is sheltered and has never met a black nerd or a fucking black comedian who happens to be writing most of these. Tell me more about how only a white guy could have written it because every black guy types like typical tyrone.
>>37713708
Slope is closer to -.5 than -2
>>37713645
welcome to life. everything you see in media and entertainment, especially popular comedy can be dated back to very very distant historical roots
>>37713522
>implying niggaboos aren't everywhere
>>37713668
>taking the piss
Please don't comment on blacks when you're not even American. You don't belong in this thread.
>>37713737
You mean reflective sunglasses showing a pornographic image in a photograph? Thats not possible to be very very distant historically
>>37713764
Make me leave then, fatty.
>>37713652
holy fucking shit I lost it.
>>37713059
>implying slavs dont )))))))
do you even EVE
>>37713735
autism at its finest, everyone
>>37712675
Is that five-year-old wearing a diaper?
>>37713677
> good hoes would boost male morale and fix the recession
Explain to me how this is wrong
>>37713820
feminism>an hero
>>37713825
i kek
>>37712774
For as goofy as he can be, he is one of the realest fuckers alive.
>>37713551
Oh please, the typical nigga is pratically white trash, we'll make fun of white trash, and we'll also make fun of them.
>>37713825
I'm fucking dying right now
>>37713901
This shit is clever
>>37712675
das rite
>>37713522
niggers love DBZ, where the fuck have you been?
>>37713825
Theres no way thats not photshop
>>37713984
She looks like an Oblivion character.
>>37713522
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjD9bsVoiaw5RF3qfpa7v2Q
Man Niggers just don't care what they say. They don't even give a fuck about powerlevels and shit. Godamn.
>>37713966
>>37713984
hahaaa. That's hilarious.
>>37714005
It's just distortion from an old TV.
>>37713817
Why you lookin at his crotch? gay ass nigga
>>37713522
Niggers love DBZ and Cowboy Bebop or pretty much any other anime that shows up Toonami
>>37714023
STOP.
>>37713966
that is some funny shit right there!
damn you anon for making me LULZ
>>37712902
rofl source?
>>37714058
Oh God, what the fuck.
>>37714058
that ones kinda emotional. dunno.
This thread is pure fucking gold.
>>37714040
HAHAAAAAAA 10/10
>>37714058
Sad, man.
>>37713606
who makes these cartoons? they're great.
>>37713825
it's not photoshop, Karl Pilkington was doing a show on happiness, this segment was on plastic surgery and stuff to change your appearance
>>37714231
that ass is mediocre at best
>>37714226
Ben Garrison
>>37714242
> doing it wrong
>>37714247
yeah, it only appears nice because of the illusion pants shes wearing
this fucking thread man
nigga humor alone almost makes up for shit like ferguson.
also ass
>>37714277
it doesn't appear nice
>>37714271
The one man auschwits zylon ben
>>37714286
I would bury my dick into her yoga pants
>>37714242
So, do niggas really like watermelon. I've seen them eat a lot of things, but not much of that. Or is it one of those only poor niggas eat it because it's cheap.(Like Kool-aid)
>>37714358
i think watermelons are a southern nigger thing, northern niggers eat newports
>>37714286
I would berry my dick so deep in her ass they would crown me King Arthur
>>37714358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVGWIsvcL6s
It's been kind of demonized in the community for some reason, but you'll still find a nigga eating a whole watermelon for lunch if you visit the South.
>>37714294
no it doesn't. but it's easy to see someone getting fooled by how tight the pants are (they're not jeans by the way), making it appear like her ass is larger than it actually is. it's literally an optical illusion.
>>37712025
>nigger
>using words like "hydroplaning"
confirmed for fake
>>37714358
italians and lebs fucking love watermelon
>>37714358
agree with >>37714396
anywhere else, it's some shitty fast food, newports (heard tupac smoked those, maybe why they like them), or soda. niggas love soda as much or moreso than neckbears
>>37714358
its a southern thing, i used to deliver pizza and in the summer in the ghetto there would pretty often be a pickup truck parked on the side of the road selling watermelons doing pretty good business
>>37714470
is if you dont think watermelon is best fruit. besides mango of course
>>37712874
What a great weddig
>>37712229
wow. one of the few things i've ever seen that made me actually cringe. made my heart drop tbh
>>37714466
>used in wrong context
>possible nigger
>>37714466
niggers like using big words. Not ALL niggers are stupid as sin. I'd just say they're largely below average. I'd say for every three, there's one that's about average white person intelligence.
>>37713800
Lekelek
>>37714407
The line goes: I would bury my dick in her so hard the guy who pulls me out of her would be crowned the King of England.
>>37714513
I fucking love watermelon and mangos
I just know that down in Aus lebs and italians would buy whole watermelons to eat at the beach, cause it's fokin delicious
>>37714472
niggers have shit taste, literally. they need strong simple flavors- fast food, menthols, paint thinner liquors, fried chikens
>>37714549
Uh.... no.
>>37714549
lurk more
>>37714472
>niggas love soda as much or moreso than neckbears
they like fruity sodas though
while neckbeards tend to stick to different brands of mountain dew with the occasional dr pepper, niggers like grape soda, orange soda, cherry coke, sprite and fruity shit like that, you never see a nigga drinking mountain dew
>>37714549
Consider suicide
>>37714598
>tfw dont buy soda 9/10 times at the store
>every once in a while buy a pineappale offbrand soda
i-i like pineapple flavorings. not a nigga
>>37713522
One time, I attempted suicide when I was 14, and I had to be sent to one of those temporary involuntary psychiatry hospitals, but the nearest one where I lived (which was in a 95% white area) was full, so I was sent to one in Detroit where it was filled with 80% black people and the staff was almost entirely black. Doing my stay, I was grouped with other male 14-17 year olds in part of the hospital, and they made us sit in one common room during the day when it wasn't meal time, visits, psychiatrist appointments, ect. And all day, all the black people there wanted to watch Dragon Ball Z. They would turn on a game on at night once and a while, but almost all of them were excited to watch DBZ, and the black staff liked it too and talked about it casually. You can go to pratically any given Afro-centric video on Youtube, and you'll find black people commenting with DBZ avatars, or if you click on most of their profiles you'll find a lot of them like and comment on DBZ videos, and have debates on the characters.
>>37714668
/pol/ is not your blog
>>37714659
>not getting all kinds of jarritos all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYWn55bMKlc
>>37714683
nigga is you serious
>>37714668
and they say stereotypes aren't real
>>37714668
black people don't give a fuck about powerlevel. If /pol/ was full of black people, they'd straight up tell people that hitler was a cool guy.
>>37714039
>But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs in the community!
>>37712766
oh my god. so many blackheads. imagine taking his nose and squeezing it as hard as you can
>>37714730
the eternal dilemma
be civilized, or do as the nigger does and everyone else can go jump
>>37714231
the reason no black children have fathers
>>37713479
>>37714788
Honestly, I think /pol/ would straight out act like nggers if it was publicly acceptable.
>>37714513
I'm white and English and watermelon is my favourite fruit followed closely by, as it happens, mango. Although of course papaya has to get a special mention too.
>>37714286
I'm as aroused by the way it's a perfect loop as I am by the ass itself
>>37713734
>>37714821
i think we all wish we could act like niggers deep down
but it's like wishing we could just click our fingers and the nearest grill would drop down and start sucking dick. yeah, it'd be fantastic, but it doesn't make for an organized society.
acting like a nigger is just another vice
>>37714873
heeeeheheheeeee awesome
>>37714598
I love Dr. Pepper. Coca-cola (the kind in the glass bottles) is a close second and coca-cola with vanilla syrup squirted in (not the bottled stuff) is god-tier.
I mostly drink water.
>>37712932
That shit could have been written by Richard Pryor. Read it in his angry preacher man voice. It works perfect.
>>37714358
They do. Actually, most Southerners love a good watermelon. If you've never had a watermelon cultivated and ripened in the Southern sun, then you've missed out on one of the best things in life.
I have no idea where the watermelon/nigger thing started, but I see a hell of a lot more white folks in the melon patch than black folks.
>>37713913
why does his dad look like gary coleman with an adult body
>>37713606
Nice! You've got the version with the spelling corrected. Can't believe it took so long for someone else to notice that.
>>37714659
hey nothing wrong with that, no ones saying fried chicken isnt fucking delicious just because niggers like it
>>37714973
yeah, i stopped drinking soda a while ago, still use some coke or sprite as a mixer or chaser almost every weekend but the only time i drink soda by itself is a dr pepper every now and then, its the shit
>>37715039
If you saw this in your facebook friend feed, would you reply to it?
>>37713151
>Yeah. Not stormfront.
Your just encouraging them to post more kid. A lot of /pol/teards are unapologetic(in the net) because of all the shit and shit they have seen.
Here, have one.
>>37712540
fucking great
>>37715039
I was masturbating, forgot about this thread, then I switched tabs and saw this.
Dick went limp, fuck you man.
Had to stay in a heavily big area for a month. Learned something important.
Caring around a 50ยข bag of chedder popcorn
When a nig tries to rob you, say all you have is the popcorn and give it to them.
They start acting all cool to you and calling you their nigga.
>>37715074
I would. I'd say, "das right, mane! stick it to whitey!"
>>37715074
I would immediately delete that friend
>>37715088
Yes, that proves that all niggers are rapists! Yes, it's all coming together, and all white males are more likely to shoot up schools, and asians are stupid because I saw a group of stupid asians.
>>37715088
'Have one' what, retard?
>>37715074
id probably like it for making me laugh
