1. Go to Google Translate.
2. Translate from Somali to English.
3. Write something along the lines of:
"Ooga booga ooga dooga mooga"
4. It actually translates into complex English words. I'm not making this up.
>>37373872
Can confirm
>>37373950
try it, faggot.
the fuck
http://krebsonsecurity.com/2014/08/lorem-ipsum-of-good-evil-google-china/
possibly related
>>37374073
Somalia confirmed for finding an ebola cure
So what is the translation for Bix Nood?
LOL, don't even choose "Somali" as an option, just start typing "ooga booga" and it will immediately identify it as Somalian.
hory shet
>>37374191
CONFIRMED
>>37374191
Lol'd irl, this is an instant classic
Holy fuck OP, you werent lying.
>>37374191
My god, youre right
>>37373872
OP, you've just made my day.
I'm trying to force some words that work.
So far I have this
This is too much, I feel like Im living in parody.
SJWs and womyn and libruls hitting the point where you cant distinguish them from trolls, and now this.
I quit reality
>>37373872
From somali to german and from german to english
MY SIDES.
MY FUCKING SIDES!!
>>37374455
WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING?
>>37374596
>help I broke my knee
>it's okay we're only 2 blocks away from the Kuga Shooga
>>37374621
I like how there's no grammar whatsoever, just lumping words together results in "and"
>>37374042
It very much seems so, anon
>>37374568
Are you in the right thread, son?
>>37373872
UNDERRATED THREAD OF THE CENTURY, MY SIDES ARE OBLITERATED
>>37374596
>kuga shooga is trauma center
I need a kuga shooga for my sides, theyre broken
>>37373872
Oh my fucking god, this is too much
>>37373872
ugga bugga ooga booga nooga
amid books and establish our books
Holy shit niggers can read?
>>37374670
I believe so.
>>37373872
Nig Nog Booga
gets : africans detected for language
How long till google takes this down?
>>37374715
This shit isnt underrated everyone is loving this this shit is hilarious what are you talking about
>>37374750
>africans
It's Afrikaans, a white Germanic language.
>>37374750
Afrikaans, nit africans
>>37373872
So the next time some liberal fag calls me out for saying
>ugga bugga
to the local feral niggers, I'll just smugly say
>it means "amid books" you racist fuck
Thanks anon.
im dead
>ooga booga is actually real
guess
>>37374716
FALSE FLAG IN THE PLANNING?
>this shit get popular
>SJW start calling google rassis
>they remove it
that's why we can't have nice things.
>>37374539
>left us with grants
>need munny fo dem programs!
Holy shit. Greatest thread on /pol/ pretty much ever.
All I did was type in "Hoop"
Is this real life?
If pirates threaten you, remember to find dedeg buga in your manual.
>>37374839
Does this mean the Somalis have us beat for Ebola recovery?
>>37374838
ACTIVATE IT
DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Toppest of keks
>>37374839
Ur onto sumthin anon
try this : halaago Maraykanka
>>37374854
That explains their obsession with basketball
>>37374938
>Hairybeanbags
I can't stop laughing. holy shit
>>37374854
HAHAHA OH MY GOD
Best thread of the year. My sides are ruined.
>>37373872
>niggers are smarter than we thought
>>37374938
>hairybeanbags
Translate 'nooga'
prepare sides
i cant stop laughing
>>37373872
Op is a nigger
hahaah you're right
>>37375080
fuck this shit
>>37374725
> establish comprehensive green spaces
hippy detected
>Establish our comprehensive recovery
What if gibbering apes are, in fact, not gibbering but engaging in sophisticated debates?
>>37375089
>ITT manchildren laughing at some random language
>>37375080
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ITS LIKE THE PUZZLE IS FINALLY FITTING TOGETHER
>The year is 2025
>FEMA has been activated
>/pol/acks only dare identify one another with conversations in fluent somali they learned ironically
HOLY SHIT
My fucking sides have been eliminated
>>37373872
Observe ! Establish a meaningful and comprehensive relationship with wyte wymyn. Steal books of naked wyte wymyn.
>>37375005
Oh shit. This one fucking obliterated my sides and took out half my head in the process. Saved.
>>37375157
>>37374621
STUPID NIGGERS IS A FALSE FLAG WE ARE ALL UNDER CONTROL OF THE NIGGERNATI THE US IS NOG
>>37373872
Bad Haiku Somali Style!
ugga bugga
foga dooga
hoga oga
amid books
sowed grass
pit know
>basting in an epic bread
guess this means Maori is fucked up too
>>37375136
>no fun allowed
>muh manchildren
Plenty of other threads, dad. Maybe you should try /biz/ they hate fun
Hahaha thanks guys this is the first time in a long time I'm laughing
>fear activated
>>37375080
>>37373872
>>37374854
>>37375005
I love how it puts SUPERSTAR in all caps.
>>37373872
MEIN GOTT.
This is ...fuxking reality...
>>37375256
It's the Ka ta stuff. That reads like Maori.
>>37374769
>Afrika
>white
fuck off kike
>implying
>>37374621
>mfw thats Somalian for Cheeki Breeki.
>>37374938
underrated post
>>37375321
>It is an offshoot of several Dutch dialects spoken by the mainly Dutch settlers of what is now South Africa
Get rekt.
>>37375256
Maori confirmed for hilarious
subtle differences
>>37374191
Das is wassizt.
> Nigs here is your opportunity to file a class action and get sum o dat google moneys
>>37375329
hey man, they're smarter than you think
Please nobody post this to reddit
ITS OGRE
>>37375303
God damn it, what have you done?
kek
>>37375157
Holy shit
DINGA NOOGA DEEG
DINGA NOOGA DEEG
DINGA NOOGA DEEG
DINGA NOOGA DEEG
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>37375176
>ebola
>hollywood
Confirmed hollywood falseflag
>>37375416
THE MYSTERY UNRAVELS
>>37374621
shit fuck now I'm truly scared
>ooga!
>ooga ooga duga
>duga ooga moga
>suga ooga huga jooga jaga
>oga magan raga faga
as in
>revolt!
>observe and establish oversight
>possible to establish regular code
>wait, establish regular cover in position
>unknown men denied asylum
fuck, I'm having way more fun than I should.
>>37375452
Everyone knows that Somalia is a librarian paradise.
>>37375452
This language is far beyond our reach Hans.
We do not know.
>>37373872
>>37375157
pol is always right
Pol mar walba waa xaq
Now I have no fucking idea how to pronounce
>xaq
Like Zach? I don't know.
Too bad it's not ugga bugga quality though.
>>37375385
Un fucking real. Does 'Somali' use click-noises?
do you feel safe?
Somalis CONFIRMED FOR TOILET
Waxaa dhacaya dagaal tartanka hadda gaas kikes ah
>>37375376
same with russian, latvian and lithuanian.
>>37375476
Underrated post.
>>37375467
Saying the somali part out loud just sounds like insane babbling.
>>37375467
Holy shit those are actual translations, I thought you were just making shit up
FUCKIN KEK
> Skinny food
>>37374938
>hairybeanbags
Wat?
greetings from /jp/
>>37374947
>di notin
>did nothing
They're evolving.
>>37375541
Pol mar walba waa xaq
>>37374854
Somalia confirmed for hoop SUPERSTAR
>>37375566
I would never lie to you Anon. Besides, it's hard to lie when my sides are in fucking orbit.
>>37375476
Subtle. I like.
>>37375567
Hahahhah
>>37375080
>>37374191
You just made my day.
>>37375080
Okay, I can't even laugh anymore this is so funny.
>>37375567
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
dilaan caddaanka oo dhan
>>37375634
Telling you. . .this is our key to recognition. Better than a
>Path of Light
tee shirt, and a lot more practical since we'll be in FEMA camps and wearing jumpsuits.
>pol mar walba waa zaq
OBAMA WAS BEHIND IT ALL ALONG
>>37374838
them confirmed kills
>>37375741
fuckin' brilliant
Pol mar walba waa xaq
>>37373872
This shit has me rolling.
>>37375741
SOMALIS CONFIRMED FOR RED PILL
>>37374656
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE GET RID OF GOVERNMENT, LIBERTARIANS. NO ROADS, NO POLICE, NO GRAMMATICAL STRUCTURE!!!
Maxaa fajac leh ma waxaad kaliya fucking i leeyihiin ku saabsan, waxaad jawaan yar? Waxaan leeyahay doonaa aad ogtahay waxaan ka qalin sare ee aan fasalka ee Navy Seals, oo aan ku lug badan oo howlgallo qarsoodi ah oo ku saabsan Al-Quaeda, oo aan ku leeyahay 300 dileysaa xaqiijiyay. Waxaan ahay tababaray bakhtiyo iyo in dagaal iyo waxaan ahay toogte ugu sareysa oo dhan ciidamada qalabka sida ee Maraykanka. Waxaad waa waxba ii balse kaliya diirada kale. Waan idinka tirtiri doonaa Fuck u leh sax ciyaartoyda kaas oo weligeed laguma arag ka hor dhulka, calaamadee erayadayda fucking. Waxaad kula tahay in aad markiiba ka heli karto in la yidhaahdo shit in ii internetka? Mar feker, fucker. Sida aynu ka hadalno, waxaan ahay la xiriiraya aan shabakad qarsoon oo basaasiin ah ee ay USA iyo aad IP lagu hadda ogan si aad si fiican loogu diyaar garoobo duufaanka, dixiri. Duufaan ah in tirtiro oo ka baxay wax ay si qayaxan u yar waxaad wici noloshaada. Waxaad tahay fucking dhintay, caruur. Waxaan noqon karaa meel kasta, xilli kasta, iyo waxaan idinka dili karaa in ka badan toddoba boqol oo siyaabo, iyo in kaliya la gacmahayga aan dednayn. Ma ihi kaliya ee aan si baaxad leh loo tababaray in dagaal aan hubaysnayn, laakiin aan fursad u hela inay Arsenal oo dhan Marine United States ee Corps oo waxaan u isticmaali doonaa in ay ilaa xad si buuxda u tirtir adiga dameer murugaysan dushiisa ee qaarada, aad shit yar. Haddii adiga oo keliya ayaa loo yaqaan kartaa waxa darane xaaraan ah oo aad u yar "xariif ah" comment ku saabsan inay idiin keeno dul joogay, waxaa laga yaabaa in aad qaban lahayd afka fucking. Laakiin ma kari kartaan inaad, ma yeeleen, oo hadda waad bixinta qiimaha, aad goddamn nacas. Waxaan shit doonaa cadhadayda inta dhan aad u badan oo aad qarqin doonaan. Waxaad tahay fucking dhintay, kiddo.
300kills copypasta in somali
>>37375566
Where is this pix from ? I already seen animeface of this girl but google reverse image only gave me useless link to 4chan archives.
Only you are the man umqu' fucking fuck bitch what a Mission? I love you very much, my navy, I am, I am, and I graduated top of the Class movement of numerous secret RAID al quaeda--involve 300, and I want to confirm I have accomplished dahoh. movement of gorilla warfare, I am on top of the do'qu', and the whole movement of sniper u. s. armed harmony. or to me, but others wanted to Target. fuck You never wipe it before he saw the Earth like a fuck, and precision marked words. You can use your time to Come shit to me, questioning accomplished internet, think you? fucker. He said, I am contacting us every secret spy traced ip network across usa, and now I'm going to rush, you had better be a preparation, then lean. I rush Things, your life a little pathetic wipes, you name it. fucking kid Dies, you are. anytime, anywhere you can get, and we won't be able to die so long I am seven hundred coalition in recognition of that, bare my hand. I am only the third do'qu' extensively in unarmed Proud of, but the whole united Access lifts United States marine corps, and again I have to judge the full extent of it, I am miserable ass wipe is always bad, you become a little shit, get away from it. Therefore, the only indication of what unholy retribution comment "clever" jiqap ready: he brings you, do you know you can fuck your Speech, grasp. but couldn't you, vichel you, and now part of concentrate, idiot, you're a goddamn. over all I am shit, you're a fury and You drown, and movement. kiddo, you are fucking Dead.
Jesus christ this is amazing.
>>37375452
Too sophisticated for a white man.
>>37373872
I tried to prove you wrong, anon. But I have failed
/pol/ will now learn somili in order to speak freely without our oppressive governments knowing. We could easily talk about the jews and they would have no idea. We'd claim we're being multiculteral by learning other languages as well/
>>37375867
Way late for that.
>>37373872
holy shit OP
>>37375741
OOOH FUUUCK
>>37375867
Fleas!
>>37374760
Saying a post or thread is underrated is basically how redditors upvote on 4chan.
>>37375567
Okay, best one.
translate: a eeg gee jeega ag uga dowal!
>>37375741
SPAM THE SOMALI VERSION ON TWITTER
Holy shit, archive this.
>>37375157
I'm dying
>>37375842
No idea
>>37375741
>>37375970
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/37373872/
Guys holy shit all of our nigger babble words work to english but if you take the english output and re-translate it to somalian, you get entirely different words.
We have a /pol/itician working at google translate.
halaago maraykanka ooga booga nooga
>>37376018
or maybe, since its a language, there are things called 'synonyms'
>>37376018
It's a nigger language, it's not compatible with itself, what did you expect?
>>37373872
this thread needs sticky/archive.
Booga ook eek ooga nood niga weh run dis shid, worl sta!
I can't believe after all this time that it actually means something.
>>37374938
Hairybeanbags
what
>>37374938
>>37376070
Someone screencap it too, some of these are hilarious
>>37375976
That works so well, damn.
you are not prepared
>>37375966
now wouldn't this be interesting. . . . Would it cause the Somali government to contact obongo?
Pol mar walba waa xaq
>>37375227
ZOG
NOG
oh god youre onto something
Tranlate "ooga booga nooga" I dare ya.
>gooma rooma uma hooma hooma guma, niga una gu lana hooba uma boona, lona kuma foga fala tooga foga
>When in Rome do not oppose gay marriage Clubhouse, and meet the first and thats not a voucher, not a whole one does address concerns far far away
what the fucking shit
>>37375476
Dies nigga rite here. 5 star post.
kek
Is this thread brutally cunning or cunningly brutal?
>>37376156
Sides have gone. They won't be back. I can just imagine them ooking that.
>>37373872
/pol/ was right again!!!
This is the fucking Rosetta Stone.
>>37376156
>"bullshit, no way"
>try it myself
>it works
dear christ
>>37376156
Pffff
Ok you didnt guess that, right?
That cant be random
I am proud to announce that if you laughed at this thread, you spoke Somalian
>>37376229
all handywork my friend
>>37376156
jesus christ stop I beg you
>This whole time those "silly niggers" have been communicating complicated and abstract concepts under our very noses
This has been going on for YEARS! Who the fuck knows what they've slipped by us!?!
>>37376156
sweet jesus my sides
>>37375567
>>37373872
HELP US
Ooga booga doog ree ooga bugga
I cant into screencap
>>37376229
just keep typing in nonsense chimpy words and see what fits
>>37376236
>averageraplyrics.jpg
>>37376298
Here you go.
>>37376273
KEKEKEKEKEK
>>37376298
if using windows 7 it comes with snipping tool by default :D
>>37376236
>mfw bolis = police
muu wax qaban
<=>
He did not do anything
>>37375136
I'm sorry your nigger language is so stupid its amusing
>>37376381
Android. I'm nub.
.........was A Wyatt Man a prophet? Do all those niggerbabble cartoons have a hidden message?
>>37376405
You can't read smells.
>>37375856
>You can use your time to Come shit to me, questioning accomplished internet, think you? fucker.
>>37375389
We've broken the code that could win us the war!
>>37376387
Pol mar walba waa xaq
>>37376245
Do not let tough advisor beef cattle herds
Somali confirmed for most complex and lyrical language on earth
>>37373872
Whatcabout ching chongin in Chinese?
I see turks have hijacked my transaltor.
![nWIBx[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hD6vaWj.png "nWIBx[1].png")
JESUS H FUCKIN CHRIST MUH SIIIIDES
>>37374938
The best part? Hairybeanbags is a proper noun. It is a person, place, or formal thing. We must find it.
I like this one.
It was probably months since I kek'd this much. Legendary thread.
>>37376273
9/11
>>37376466
no, YOU can't read smells
somalis read themselves
>>37376501
WINRAR
halkaas oo ay yihiin haween cad ee
>>37376507
I'll give you some hairy beanbags...
*unzips cargo shorts*
WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAANN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a9o8GHcsck
>>37376461
he was fluent in Somali the whole time.
We're fucked
hello /pol/lacks
>>37375856
eliminated sides for good
>>37376245
The ride never ends!
Yuhuuddii aad lumiso
>>37373872
my sides have taken off, left this dimension and have become God of another realm unbeknownst to man
>Not trying stuff in english and then translating it to somalian
>>37376583
>COBRANET
what
>>37373872
>>37376273
sumeeyo dadka Yuhuudda iyo waxaan la dagaalami doonaan ka dhan ah reer Yurub ayaa maanta
>>37376501
fake
>>37376640
Spurdo confirmed for somalian
>>37376273
How do you think they took over and made us their wallets?
