Suppose /pol/ Kart was a videogame that existed.
Who would be playable and what vehicles would they drive?
Let's just make the fucking thing.
DINDU
GOEBBELS
THAT BITCH FROM UKRAINE
PUTIN
OBONGO
pope in popemobile
jew in an oven
nazi in VW
sweden on a black dildo
>>37117059
Assad.
Ron paul.
Happy merchant.
Jew who said it was real in his mind.
Ebola chan.
Stalin.
Trayvon.
And, ofcourse, secret character Hitler.
>>37117059
Ben Garrison drives an empty tin of zyklon b, he also has the ability to spray gas from the back of his car.
>>37117152
>And, ofcourse, secret character Hitler.
You know it.
What would the pick-ups be?
> The Reminder
>>37117560
He's a locked character :^)
>>37117473
Zyklon-B, shekels, not sure.
I want a JIDF character wearing an oversized white male mask with his jew-beak sticking through the mouth.
OP needs to get a hold of the /r9k/erfuffle guys and make this fucking happen
a black/muslin in a car with a "just stolen" bumper sticker
>>37117473
Skittles?
North Korean bottle rockets?
>>37117752
>North Korean bottle rockets?
I like you
>>37117473
coins, because merchant
Also zimmerman's handgun, which would work like the fire flower in mario kart.
>tracks include 1940s berlin, tel aviv, africa's congo jungle&diamond mine, and the american burger circut. texas/mexico border town, moscow and ferguson are also featured.
I'll donate to the cause.
This idea is fucking hilarious.
Also:
Frein train
Dorner dominos car
Putin horse/tiger
Gadaffi camel
Brevik police car
>>37117059
>filename
>>37117920
Can Obama be added to this list and he just has an opening animation where he morphs into a giant gorilla?
>mohammed
>vehicle: magic carpet
>osama bin laden
>passenger jet themed kart
What kind of cars do Jews even drive?
I figure the merchant could have a high-speed formula one car called the F6000000 or something... Fueled by aryan tears.
>>37118859
In my area all the kikes drive BMWs
>>37118899
Where do you live?
>>37118859
they all drive honda odyssey's
>Eliot Rodger in his BMW
>fedora pick-ups
>Noting all these ideas down
>>37118859
A Chariot with Star of David Wheels, pulled by Palestinians or americunts
>>37118899
In my area all the shitskin gangsters drive black BMWs (when they can afford them).
>Gothenburg, Sweden
>>37120527
yesyesyesyesyes
>>37117577
Underrated post.
>>37120615
>Bear&merchant in pic related
is this a libertarian video game? if so, who will design the roads?
>>37120890
>libertarian map has no roads
>>37120890
>Libertarian track
>No roads on the course
>The entire map is just driving off road
>>37117577
KEKEK
>>37118859
Caddies and bmw in real life but in /pol/ would have to be more fun.
I hope this becomes a real thing.
>>37118859
>>37121016
>have to stop to pay a toll every block
>>37118859
>>37121053
>>37121016
>>37121232
>>37121177
You can modify TuxKart. It's just a matter of getting to work.
>>37121205
you made that quick
George Lincoln Rockwell in the ''Hate'' bus.
>>37117059
the most atheistic car in the game
das right
Need
Ben "Nuke The Spook" Garrison
>>37117577
Hes a swede with viking blood in his veins
Ebola Rider
Nazi Saucer
Diversity Rape Train
Fedora Tipper
Le Trash Mobile
Racist Storm Cloud
Oven SS Turbocharger
Ebola-chan in one of those white UN Land Rovers
Bourque's Torquing Tourer
>>37121956
syrup wars now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEH9Zwo8JEM
VOTE: Mercedes 6.9
>Alex Jones
Vehicle: Horse wrapped in tinfoil; "Republicar"
>Hitler
Vehicle: Kubelwagen; "Volk-SWAG-en"
>Vladimir Putin
Vehicle: Grizzly bear; "Sasha"
>G.W Bush
Vehicle: Humvee; "Freedom"
>Matt and Trey
Vehicle: Cartman's Tricycle; "Authoritah"
>Natalya Polkonskaya
Vehicle: BMP-2; "Crimea River"
>Elliot Rodgers
Vehicle: BMW; "The Supreme Automobile"
>Al Baghdadi
Vehicle: Toyota Technical; "Kuffar Killer"
>Benjamin Netenyahu
Vehicle: Merkava MBT; "Kiddy Krusher"
>Nigel Farage
Vehicle: Bentley; "Boudicca"
any more?
>>37122220
>Farage
>not a PZL-104 Wilga
>>37122220
>Putin
>Not driving glorious Lada
>>37122463
Volga, you fucking idiot.
>>37117577
HUEHUEHUE
>>37117059
the merchant should drive a wagon and the horses would be SJWs, faggots and niggers.
>>37121396
Who gives a fuck about rockwell. I want one of those old gas globes. What a slice of americana.
>>37122220
>Winston Churchill
Vehicle: Churchill Tank
>George Patton
Vehicle: Patton Tank
>George H.W. Bush
Vehicle: USS H.W. Bush
Kliment Voroshilov
Vehicle: KV1
how'd I do?
Marvin Heemeyer in his Killdozer
>had a zoning dispute
>decided best course of action would be to go on rampage
>armored a bulldozer
>demolished town hall, mayor's house and other buildings
>an hero'd
>>37122220
>Trayboon martin
Vehicle: The Rainbow
> Obongo
Vehicle: US Drone
> Happy Merchant
>>37121297
> "zyklon" Ben "holocauster" Garrison
Vehicle: Auswitch express train
Track idea:
Crimea
Halfway the 2nd lap a plane will crash and create new pathways while blocking off the old road.
West bank
Both of these tracks you drive between the opposing armies. On the Palestinian site bombs will be dropped at random, causing you to crash.
Detroit
Slummy neighborhood littered with trash. Obstacles are gangs of roving blacks that will try to steal your upgrades and failing housing that can be driven trough for shortcuts.
>>37117094
The Jew would drive a really fast car. It would be able to stop on a dime.
>and pick it up too
>>37122392
>Not a mini cooper
>The old ones, not the new german ones
>>37122573
HAHA EBIN WURL OB TENK RUFRENCES BRO
You did goof, they need vehicles to match their ideology or stereotypes
>>37122220
We need females.
I propose Big Red and Natalia Pokłońska.
>>37122577
Still one of the coolest things my teenage mind ever saw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlZh9-NQEyI
>>37122463
>>37122484
Why not a Zaporozhets? That was his first car during college.
>>37122691
marie le pen of the front national
>>37122691
How about that swedish jew bitch, the one that proudly proclaimed how people would resent jews for the work in destroying the country with forced multikult.
>>37117473
>star of David, steals other people's power up
>free bleed - track blood slick behind you
>>37117473
Shekels
Redpills
Zyklon B
>>37122658
>implying a tank named after General George S. Patton, a tank commander doesn't match both his battlefield ideology and his stereotype.
Nigga, they didn't name a fucking helicopter after him.
Someone make a roster with the proposed characters perhaps?
Maybe even with a vehicle select screen?
>>37122220
Dont forget Tila for diversity purposes
>>37122822
I wont play it if she's in it.
>>37122598
Happy Merchant
Yom Kippur Clipper, stops on a dime and picks it up
>>37122691
Dont forget Tila Tequila and Syrian Girl
>inb4 plans are made to actually make this game happen.
Let's make a Tux Kart fork, anyone?
>>37122839
Why? She is /pol/'s one true waifu
>>37122577
Holy shit
Have a black guy with no car, just running real fast.
>>37122220
How the fuck do you miss Ben Garrison?
>>37122868
Pls g-d this needs to happen
>>37122929
Dorner's car has its steering locked because you can't corner the Dorner
>>37122773
"Moscow or Bust" needs to be scrawled in chalk on the side of the tank.
>>37122929
He rides a horse called freedom.
>>37122781
Then we also need Petro Poroshenko. Driving a chocolate car.
>>37122893
There's only 1 true waifu of /pol/ and it sure as fuck isn't Tila Tequila. BARF
What would Ayn Rand drive?
>Ben "Tel aviv terror" Garrison
>Vehicle: mobile gas chamber or a phanter
>>37117473
Instead of power up systems, it rolls a 8 digit number and gives power ups based on ending, doubles, trips, etc...
Every class has their own personal powerup based on this system
>>37123063
A fedora
>>37123035
Natalia isn't even close to being as redpilled as Tila
>>37123063
More importantly, what would she drive it on? Some sort of dirt trail?
>>37123063
>>37123174
This is too good.
>>37122721
That car would get you a whole lotta ass in hipster circles.
>>37121802
>>37117473
The ebola pick up could be a thunder that makes the other players start bleeding, making them lose control for 10 seconds and then die to spawn again.
A pick up that a nigger in last place would obviously be programmed to pick.
>>37117976
topkek
>>37123105
>redpilled
>tila tequila
I don't think you even know what that word means.
>>37121297
10/10
>>37118968
Well I don't live in the Jewish neighborhood, but this is in south east denver. I went to the grocery store there and they legitimately have 2 full aisles of kosher products. In the parking lots it's nothing but BMW X3s. Last time I was there I was walking behind some old kike and she let out the wettest, nastiest fart I've ever heard. It was so disgusting that I had to turn around because there's no way I was walking through that. These jews have no shame.
>>37120688
I haven't met too many shitskin gangsters, but I used to know an Armenian drug dealer who drove a really nice Lexus. The black gangsters drive Cadillacs, cutlasses, and escalades around here. Always with 22 inch rims or larger.
don't forget to add gaddafi riding a duck , saddam, assad etc.
Mussolini is the announcer/host and presents you with your trophy after Rainbow Road, (which is a rollercoaster ride over top of Israel Iron dome as firecrackers and sparklers whizz by.
>>37123368
http://www.dailystormer.com/tila-tequila-is-as-hardcore-as-it-gets/
Oboylover in a rape van
Is anyone actually working on this?
It'd be a hot seller.
>>37117473
Polymorph
Ability to turn other people into niggers for 30 sek, police stationed around the map will start shooting at other players
>>37123823
laughed out loud
>>37123590
>http://www.dailystormer.com/tila-tequila-is-as-hardcore-as-it-gets/
Slapping the Ben Garrison treatment on everyone is played out.
>>37123665
a small team of people could probably put something together if they had the code/model skills between them
>hitler, le american bear, happy merchant, putin and ebola chan racing with each other to this music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjLJv-MCeRo
>>37123985
I'm not sure what you mean by "Ben Garrison treatment," since Ben "Zyklon B" Garrison is a real National Socialist, but here are some mainstream articles about Tila Tequila.
http://jezebel.com/tila-tequila-is-a-nazi-sympathizer-who-calls-herself-h-1480040352
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/tila-tequila-wears-nazi-uniform-praises-hitler-shocking-rant-article-1.1543467
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/tila-tequila-neo-nazi
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/reality-star-tila-tequila-converts-to-nazism-calls-herself-hitila-in-anti-semitic-new-song/
>>37117473
Race card
Similar to Mario Kart's Ghost pick up, you can just drive through any hazard or player as if it were nothing.
>>37117059
Game Title:
/pol/io kart
CHECKPOINT ATHEISTS
>>37124071
Nah, let's use songs that sound the same but aren't from Nintendo.
Example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHS3eghIl4
>>37124131
>/pol/io kart
>>37124227
Why do they have those crutches?
The guy on the right looks totally normal.
>>37124227
das it mane
>>37118859
>What kind of cars do Jews even drive?
Caterpillar bulldozer.
>>37124131
i'd buy that game.
>>37124083
she's a left over myspace attention whore with a terrible titjob, and plays juggalo concerts. She'd do & say anything to get in a headline including exploiting Nat Socialism because desprate "shock value". She's the epitome of a talentless degenerate delivered on jew gold platter via Viacom kikery.
Redpilled means you should be able to spot when you're getting played.
>>37123368
She made videos exposing the NWO and the Zionists' role in it. How is she not redpilled?
>>37124498
Thanks for the input Shlomo
>>37124498
Anyone who's redpilled should realize what she did was good for the cause as a whole and helped to further desensitize people to the truth about the NSDAP and WWII.
>>37124227
Tell me about the four legged nigger.
>>37117560
>mfw he's the whitest man in argentina
>>37124498
Get a load of this goy
>>37123481
Those are Russian Jews. There are something like 40k Russians in the Denver metro area. And yeah, a lot of them are decently paid, mostly in IT.
>>37124227
Not naming it /pol/ Position
>>37124812
keking
It's kartenning.
>>37124812
Fucking perfect.
>>37124105
I like how you think anon
Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH1ccqGIxPQ
>>37125547
YES YES WE NEED MORE PLAYER SELECTION MOCKUPS
We need to have Donal and Gooby, Spurdo, that depressed frog....
Federal Reserve could be like Bowser's Castle Stage but with molten gold buillion instead of lava, and giant gavels slamming instead of thwomps.
Hillary: Killer lame duck
Bill: Oscar Meyer weiner mobile
Lewinski: Deadly Dyson vacuum
Mccain: flying American flag magic carpet hawk, prone to heart attack
Merkel: stretch vw bug
Kim Jong: Renegade baby stroller
Bin Laden: armored camel
Ala: random lightning bolts
Al Qaeda: ak47 motor scooter w self destruct
>>37125698
>Bin Laden:
He should have a propeller driven water coffin.
>>37124105
>>37117473
>SJW Shield
Mario's Star.
be faster, knock every object away, ingnore most hazards, knock other players away, still doesn't help you if you plant your face into a corner.
>Guns
Green Shells
Now here it depends on what you are playing as
Tyrone gets a golden Desert Eagle
Hitler gets a Luger
Putin? AK 47, fires a burst, but same effect.
>>37125547
>>37117059
The Jew would ride a giant dollar bill. Much like alladins flying carpet.
Secret bonus track is The Happening. You drive through a fiery wasteland as more nukes drop in the distance. At the finish line you drive into an open grave. It's the finish you chose.
>>37125547
Where the fuck is Ben Garrison?
>>37125900
or an oven with wheels
>>37125918
Holy mothers of this.
>>37125934
He's unlocked by winning two gold cups with hitler.
This can be the little flying guy who brings you back if you fall in the water or some shit
>>37126144
Best Kart coming through
>>37122220
>>Alex Jones
>Vehicle: Horse wrapped in tinfoil; "Republicar"
*giggles*
each character has their own form of nitrous
merchant = tears of the goyim
trayvon = purple drank
Bin Laden = camel piss
>israeli track theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
>racetrack tours through a city with falling hamas rockets, a desert road, jewish temple then loops around
>And Zimmerman takes 1st place on his mule, "steed your ground"
>>37126326
Ben Garrison - Zyklon B canister
Well shit guys are there any decent racing games with support for modding or custom maps?
>>37126494
http://supertuxkart.sourceforge.net/
>>37125898
>SJW Shield
Not the "Speshul Snowflake"
This needs to be made.
bamp
>>37125918
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pB3sqroSBQw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=07Z9-SIxtP4
>>37128788
> 88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpXHVuXDBK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZDKx4yINZ8
>>37130128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZisUr1jlNs
Stalin on a big "Human resources" Book with wheels
>>37132264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfZVu0alU0I
lots of covers of that track as well... see, e.g.,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eve_of_Destruction_%28song%29#Use
>>37117516
Ever noticed how this guy looks the same even in black&white?
>>37132467
holy....
>>37132467
That's because he's black ... and white ...
>>37125547
The names need to be more kid-friendly. Gotta attract that MK8 crowd.
Adolf Hitler to
>Lil' Adolf
Le Hamburger Man to
>Burger Bear
Le Happy Merchant to
>Shekly the Shopkeeper (driving the Schlomobile of course)
Putin to
>Putin
Zimmerman to
>Zimmy (or zammy)
Ron Paul to
>Paulie Prophet
Trayvon to:
>Skittles
Osama to:
>Osama
>>37132909
>Schlomobile
Genius.
>>37117059
>>37132909
>Paulie Prophet
NIGGER JOINS THE BATTLE
I'd totally main the Pope with that sweet popemobile.
>2014
>Not maining the Supreme Gentleman
>>37132909
Zimmerman needs to be Flim Flam
track: Bikini Bridge
>>37120890
>Pay to win
>Pay real money to use the roads, because tolls
>>37121232
>IRL money
>>37117059
This threads turned into gold.
Why not make a kick-starter, to get an actual vidya?
>>37123063
a very light topheavy car without seatbelts, radios, or any guages.
>>37135263
>>37135294
>>37135433
Holy shit how high are you on Jewish cock?
>>37126238
>Vehicle: Giant water filter
>>37124227
Don't tell /mlp/ about this.
>>37117059
polanball rolling
>>37135484
Fight me fagt
>>37135046
that's a good one
>>37135671
>>37135732
Sounds like a lolbertarian trying to tell me that capitalism isn't jewish.
>>37135410
OP here. Go for it if you want Anons.
>>37135046
I signed up just so I could reply to this post. Id play that track every night for at least 2 minutes.
>>37135786
We got a winner. The power to force yourself on others is a Jew magnet. I'm a classical liberal by the way, not exactly a libertarian but close enough.
>>37125698
was this post taqqiya
>>37135935
I respect classical liberal thought and have read lots of material by the founding fathers, but I don't think that it is an ideology I can follow.
Capitalism is inherently jewish.
>>37136102
Well, I think you should really try to think about the core value of capitalism - which is freedom, both personal and economic. A prerequisite for freedom is having no central power imposing itself on others, meaning that every man can do whatever he wishes without Jews brainwashing him and his children; goyim can be just as successful (at least white ones) and thus just as powerful and also call the Jews on their bullshit. I think if anything capitalism the Jew's greatest fear.
Here we have a prototype for the "Schlomobile"
Penn Jillette in his garbage truck
>>37135492
>>37136606
AMAZING
