Okay /pol/ WHO THE FUCK ARE WE?
I realize that this will probably not actually resolve anything but let's set a fuck baseline for christ's sake
http://strawpoll.me/2761890
>>37109378
bump
>>37109378
Self bump
C'mon guys. Who else has this much of a problem deciding who our board -tan is?
fuck off
>>37109378
Green Suit is homemade while the other stuff is imported. Just rather annoying to find more Green Suit OC since we have no drawfags.
>>37109378
Keep ball shit in one thread.
![1408065448891[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PGgHEUN.png "1408065448891[1].png")
>>37109567
This isn't just about the ball
>>37109566
>/new/sman
>homemade
/pol/ may be /new/2 electric boogaloo, but /pol/ is a different board. There needs to at least be a distinction between the /new/-tan and /pol/-tan.
>>37109378
>/pol/
>being only one person
you new here friend?
>>37109378
Tough choice
Either green suit or red tshirt for me
>>37109709
>/pol/-tan == /pol/
fuck off retard, the adults are discussing which chinese cartoon version best stereotypes our forum on our anime imageboard.
>>37109709
Um no but I'm pretty sure you are. This is about a board -tan
hitler or garrison
>>37109778
Fuck it I went with green suit
>>37109828
Oh real fucking original
>>37109673
>>37109566
/new/s man belonged to /new/, and although technically one and the same, /pol/ deserves distinct self-identity.
Edgy suit nazi guy reminds me of George Lincoln Rockwell so he get's my vote.
>>37109924
>>37109924
We could just EDIT newsman instead of picking something I'm pretty sure /v/ made
>>37109978
And end up with the exact same result?
I say shave edgy black suit. Slick his hair back so that he looks like Rockwell, and call it a night
The third reich didn't just adopt the imperial tricolor
>>37110000
>wasting this good of a post
>>37110000
>quads
>shitpost
It's always a shitpost that gets the good GETs
>>37109673
/pol/ is /new/ taking off the hat.
>>37109378
Wow this is getting way more votes, way more quickly, than I expected.
>>37110106
/new/ is supposed to be a reporter. /pol/ is more politics than news, so /pol/ needs a more politically motivated design. Hense the GLR
>>37109378
No.
Make drawfags draw until one truely catches on.
>>37110148
Yeah. Frankly nothing we have now looks good but we don't HAVE any drawfags on /pol/
>>37110148
We're too short on drawfags to do that. We've got probably like, 3 total.
>>37110148
This is the thing.
We don't have that many -quality- drawfags, and the ones we do have are few in number.
The thing about this decision isn't just how we make it, but how other boards end up drawing it when we get included in shit.
A good example is /v/ in pic related. Most people know the white ball headed guy, but there was a time where people were drawing this because /v/ didn't say much about it.
>>37109378
>>37110077
/b/ already has dibs on the edgy black suit. We'd look just like them, except without the green skin.
>>37109378
>Le edgy black suit Nazi
So you've literally been here less than a week. Who would've guessed.
>>37110204
Is /a/ a boy or girl? And if /a/ is a trap, why isn't it a cuter trap?
The only tans that we actually made on /n/ /new/ and /pol/ were the ones that resemble the news guy. He started with a green suit/hat and sandwich board but eventually lost those and gained a black suit and slicked hair when /new/ became /pol/. Those versions are truest to our limited board OC. At some point, another board introduced the unshaven kid. It may look kind of similar, but what makes it different from anything we actually produced is the neckbeard. This has gotten muddled and confused over the years, with the neckbeard being added to tans that resemble /new/sguy, etc. Bottom line: lose the unshaven look, clean up the hair, think less anime kid and you've got what was once /pol/-made OC rather than the /v/ version.
The nature of bitching about political topics means we don't have tons of drawn OC. Although we are pretty decent at shopping Ben Garrison.
>>37110262
Not to mention /co/ also looks more or less like the /new/sman but with a mask and a longer jacket.
>>37110262
>black suits can only be worn by one person ever.
>all black suits are alike
We can't use /new/sman either because he wears a fedora which looks like /co/, and has a suit, like /b/. He needs to wear some totally new clothes or he's not original
>>37110293
>Although we are pretty decent at shopping Ben Garrison
Yeah I still don't get that. That is the ONLY thing anyone here can draw.
>>37110077
this ftw
>>37110204
I remember that /v/-tan (and all the ship art with /a/)! Wonder why people stopped using it.
>>37110287
Trap, and because no matter how hard /a/ wants to, they aren't a little girl.
>>37109378
Make /pol/-tan clean-shaven and give him a tan suit, and we're good. A Rockwell-/new/sman hybrid.
>>37110262
Like he said, /b/ has the black suit already.
>>37110329
it's mostly just cutting a pasting Whyatt Mann comics onto them and using fonts correctly. Any old nigger can do it.
>>37109566
THIS IS /pol/
Can we please at least get rid of the sloppy hair and neckbeard? The basic character is fine, but the unshaven tan looks way too fedora. Keep the base features, just clean him up, age him a bit, and replace the vest and fedora with a black suit. Less brony meetup guy more Gestapo wannabe.
>>37110365
But that isn't how it fucking works in anime or manga. In manga, if a boy wants to be a little girl, they are a little girl (sometimes they don;t even get a say in the matter
>>37110377
Yeah, and add a red undershirt and a black and white tie to represent the natsoc colors. And black gloves for added Gestapo edginess.
The face of /pol/ is Travis Bickle
>>37110422
This please. Lose the unshaven look.
>>37110422
WINRAR
>>37110435
That's part of the joke, it works for anime and manga, just not in reality like /a/ would like.
I like the black suit but with a clean shaven face and kept hair. You know, cause it's 50's-ish.
>>37110439
mfw im more english than robert is italian.
>>37110422
thirding.
This is really the only option. We can't keep /new/-tan since it's just not sovereign, but we can fix up the edgy nazi to make him more appealing to /new/smen
All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me.
~ Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver (1976).
June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
~ Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver (1976).
>>37109378
>>37110148
>>37110177
>>37110204
>>37110377
drawfag from the last thread (I feel bad calling myself that, as I haven't actually posted any drawfag stuff yet, but don't worry, I'll deliver tomorrow. Swear on me mum).
Anyway, if people here have better ideas for a tan than the one's we've got now, feel free to post em and I might be able to flesh out some of them by tomorrow night. It's not like drawing some new character is any harder than drawing the existing characters.
>>37110535
you were already thuroughly rekt ITT. go fuck off with your stupid
>hurr can't use suits
shit
Get rid of the unshaven stubble and brony hair and call it a night
>>37109378
There should be an avatar for old /pol/, which is virtually gone, and current /pol/, which would be whatever shit meme you guys choose for yourselves.
This used to be my home board, I was here for its creation.... But it changed over time. Became a shithole basically. We fought the communists, the stormfags (who also helped found it, can't deny it), then the JIDF scare came along, soon after SRS came as well. Then as things started to go completely to shit we didn't really have a single enemy. I remember when we were united against zionism. But this place is lost. Too much newfaggotry, cancer, and disinfo.
The only thing that I'm proud of about this board is that freedom of speech is still the thing.
have hope for the future guys.
Listen guys, /pol/-tan should be a cartoonized version of this picture.
>>37110586
see
>>37110422
Make it gold
>>37110514
>just not in reality like /a/ would like.
but board-tans aren't reality
>>37110634
Neckbeard made out of gold?
All the better to lure in unsuspecting jews.
>>37109378
go fuck yourself kike-lover
>>37110627
>>37110587
Can't seem to find any "thurough" rekkage here.
Oh and actually, it was
>hurr can't use black suits
>>37110586
You're doing God's work anon
I've always been partial to the black suit guy. Fits /pol/'s userbase pretty much perfectly as is, scraggly trying-too-hard goatee stubble and all.
/pol/ is Travis Bickle
Travis Bickle is /pol/
>>37110711
okay, we'll just have to make it an appropriately dark grey suit. #010101 ought to do right?
Get rid of the neckbeard and the black suit is golden.
>pick related
Havent seen it in a while, but the only tan i liked for /pol/ was the one with the farmer looking guy that had the straw hat and the smug face.
that was the real /pol/. at least the old /pol/
>>37110662
Sure, but either way, that's the joke.
>>37110773
that was a slightly modified /v/ OC ya dingus
>>37110706
>>37110627
That's exactly what we're looking for, suit and all.
This is it. Preferably with a tan suit instead of a black one. The tan suit seems more 50s-ish, which is the vibe we're going for. Hell, the pipe is great too.
>>37110773
This?
That's /v/ and /b/.
>>37110763
Beautiful
>>37110262
Suits are used often enough and can be varied enough that we really shouldn't have any problem using one.
>>37110823
no he looked cooler. you couldnt see his eyes
>>37110763
>not posting the colored version
Wait, are all beards just neckbeards now?
Has the word lost meaning?
>>37110422
Severely underrated post. Read it if you haven't.
>>37110743
>all that SJW-level passive agressiveness
If it looks black, it's black.
>>37110810
By 50s-ish, I think you mean Brownshirt-ish.
>>37110850
I tried, but there was a duplicate somewhere else.
>>37110850
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21BpgcT23Vs
Have you fucking niggers even seen Taxi Driver?
Are you all 12?
>>37110850
>brown shirt
>that slight blue iris
I'm kind of flipflopping on the idea of him being tanned with red eyes. Probably just keep him white though. Also why the fuck is the background Yotsuba blue?
>>37110872
>everything is what it looks like
that's some unlearnracism.ca level faggotry bullshit. We're sticking with the gestapo suit, and you're just going to have to live with being associated with /b/ for it
>>37110967
Everyone saw it, and most everyone who isn't a fucking hipster knew it was shit.
>>37110967
this is a good thread to identify the weeb fags from the real /pol/iticians
>>37110976
>whys the background blue
Dunno, didn't paint it, but im guessing it makes it look more comic like
News:
/mu/ just rejected /z/:
>>>/mu/50580700
Seems like they are with /b/ then.
>>37110850
>>37110763
This post.
>>37111009
Probably to make the black colors stand out more.
>>37110976
>with red eyes
That would be the edgiest shit ever.
>>37111046
most coloured neckbeard suit are tanned with red irises. Not devil red. Karl Nagisa red
>>37110586
Volkish, and hot pants
/pol/ watch this clip niggers
http://youtu.be/4e9CkhBb18E
>>37110763
>>37110422
>>37110810
These posts need to be read.
>>37109378
underage/10
>>37111079
>most coloured neckbeard suit are tanned with red irises
What?
>>37110586
Volkish
Sexy
>>37110976
>tanned
>red eyes
Sounds like a double helping of shit taste, along with everything else you've mentioned.
>>37110994
Not enough explosions for you? You ADD fag
>one of the greatest american movies ever made
> no big boom booms
>shit movie
>>37109378
>participating in this bullshit
shame on you guys
>>37111147
most pictures that are coloured, of the neckbearded edgy /pol/-tan are coloured to be tanned, and have red irises. give me a break here man it's 3 am
>>37109378
There is no "we", faggot.
/pol/ is not a hivemind.
/pol/ is not an echo chamber.
/pol/ is not a hugbox.
You speak your mind and you best be prepared to defend it no matter what your status in life.
I'm a leftist-liberal socialist 1/2 Tatar 1/2 Dutch Muslim and I do just fine on this board. I enjoy it a lot. I'm welcome here, but I have to be prepared to fight for my beliefs if I get into a conversation.
>>37111197
>red eyes
>distinctively /x/
>black suit
>distinctively /b/
Is "originality" a foreign concept to you?
>>37110586
Make /pol/ blacker than /int/.
Give him asian eyes.
Make him wear /x/'s panties on his head.
>>37110850
I vote for this one! Keep him like he is. The tan suit sounds ok, but the Gestapo black suit is better imo.
I like the way this thread is going. We're more organized here about our image then about the winter ball.
So far it seems that the edgy black suit is winning. A modified version of the one /co/ made with a older looking, broader shouldered, shaven and 50's gentleman type of look.
When the draw guy finally delivers tomorrow (hopefully( we should take it to /co/ to make our official declaration of our image as a board-tan.
>>37110850
>>37110763
These two are the nicest images of /pol/-tan I've seen.
>>37111250
>black suit
>distinctively /b/
you mean
>distinctively modern western society since the 1890's
It's based on the fucking gestapo uniform you chucklefuck. Get over yourself
Ok, this is going to sound autistic (and it is) but seeing that edgy black suit is the clear winner, we need a new poll to vote on the details (unshaven vs clean shaven etc) because from the looks of it, people think the neckbeard ruins the black edgy suit guy (I agree - way too fedora) and much prefer the cleaned up version
>>37111254
Cool, so literally /b/ without the bodysuit? Oh wait, that's a terrible idea.
Tan suits are based Rockwell-tier.
>there's like 4 people repeatedly posting
>>37111197
Look I just didn't understand you, if you're tired go to bed. And yes I have seen those pictures and yes its still a stupid idea to give him red eyes
>>37110399
Robert DeNiro or the character he's playing?
Bickle was an absolute crackpot. Insane to his core. He was a stalker, he spoke to himself, he had childish tantrums, and he was a complete loner.
He tried and failed at everything he did except killing the pimp and his cronies.
>>37109378
This is the official /pol/-tan
>>37111324
you're fucking retarded. Most of the board is asleep right now. I support edgy black suit, but at least give the Euros and Americans a shot at deciding
>>37111289
I support this post.
>>37111289
This times 500
>>37111362
At least it's original
It's original right?
>>37111304
>implying people would automatically assume it's an allusion to the Gestapo unless it's an actual Gestapo uniform and not just a black suit
Get a load of this faggot.
>>37109378
Fuck, the edgelords are winning.
You can't hold a poll during Australian hours and call it legit.
>>37111405
>/pol/
>sleep
kek
>>37111445
Like I said, this is a baseline
>>37111445
/pol/ doesn't sleep.
Sleeping allows for the jew's dream waves to enter your mind.
>>37111440
It isn't a /v/ermin abortion dressed up as a supreme gentleman at least
>>37111466
You've got it already. Now go be a faggot somewhere else.
>>37111289
This basically
>>37111362
>>37111490
Why wasn't /loq/ included in the poll?
Or Hitlerella?
Or any of the other good ones we've seen?
>>37111442
>brown shirt
>black tie and suit
>swastika armband
>not screaming gestapo
you have brain issues if you can't associate those things.
>>37111454
fair enough, but we can't exactly browse during work either so give it a full 24 hours
>>37111405
Y-you're retarded too, dummy.
Point is, the black edgy suit looks awesome clean shaven, stupid unshaven.
>>37111324
>people think the neckbeard ruins the black edgy suit guy (I agree - way too fedora) and much prefer the cleaned up version
The cleaned up version is fucking boring. It's like a 14 year old's idealized fantasy.
>>37111520
add /loq/ kike OP
NONE OF THE ABOVE ANARCHY REIGNS SUPREME.
>>37111566
>wasp
>bane
>anime [s4s]
>/mu/ with earbuds
It's like you're trying to associate it with shit
>>37111546
>Point is, the black edgy suit looks awesome clean shaven, stupid unshaven.
b-but I agree on that point. What were we arguing again?
Fuck it I have sleep to attend to.
>>37111520
/loq/ is wierd and more just a joke than a personification
/pol/ doesn't want to look like a little girl. Hitlerinna is more for /pol//a/cks
>>37111289
winrar
>>37110763
I motion for a slight change. Add a combover for hair and aviators in a sort of Jim Jones look. It helps represent our various happenings.
>>37111566
There will be more polls (probably) I just wanted to get an idea of leanings. You had an "other" option
>>37110850
The cigar is a nice touch. It pisses people off because we're smoking, but it's less degenerate then cigarette's.
>>37111633
>/pol//a/cks
/pol/ + /a/ + /ck/? I don't know Hilterella's origins.
>>37111636
at least that's better then bland edgy one
>>37111636
aviators are for plebs. /pol/-tan would need to look more like Roger Smith. In fact, isn't this pretty much what we're going for?
>>37111563
This.
In my opinion, it adds character.
>>37110574
i watched that last night.
>>37111699
just /pol/ + /a/
>>37111702
So we're anime Bruce Wayne?
Here I thought we were closer to the Joker.
>>37111046
>>37111289
I both agree and disagree. I like the clean cut and we should all just vote on one but I like the goatee unshaven look. It makes him look more disheveled about the happening which never ends for him.
>>37111563
>The cleaned version ... like a 14 year old's idealized fantasy.
We're discussing cartoon avatar representations of an image board. That's the point.
>>37111748
in attitude, not in personification. Note that /a/ is a little girl, when no one on /a/ acts like an actual little girl
>>37111524
No, it just screams Nazified /b/. Unless he's got the trousers and buttoned jacket, the whole Gestapo connection won't be found except among the people in these threads. A tan suit and a pipe along with an armband differentiates us from everyone else enough to be uniquely /pol/.
But sure, keep on believing a black suit and tan shirt will make everyone who sees our mascot think "OH WOW, GESTAPO XD"
Put your vision of /pol/-tan next to /b/-tan in your head, and then come back with a reply.
>>37111717
That's why I like Green Suit - he's got the most character.
Every one know's the edgy character is lame, who the fuck is voting for him? How many 14 years olds are up at 3AM on Saturday night?
>>37111802
You, for one.
![midvale6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9bTcrKy.jpg "midvale6[1].jpg")
Let's all pitch some money in and commission a /pol/tan drawing from either A. Wyatt Mann or Ben Garrison.
>>37111789
If you don't want "gestapo", make sure the armband has a 4chan clover on it instead of a swastika.
We are not /news/ anymore.
>>37111789
Some people describe /pol/ as a thoroughly aged /b/,
>>37111802
green suit looks weird. We're not fucking Lupin. We need to look more professional then that.
>>37111633
> what are we arguing about again?
er ... I dunno. Time for bed here too.
Rough mock-up.
>>37111776
No, instead it shows that as a board we're incapable of laughing at ourselves.
>>37111802
>>37111825
Ooh. Sorry, I agree with you >>37111802 but you just got rekt
>>37111874
go darker.
half way between that colour and black
Let's compromise hehe
>>37111741
Tell us more. How did it come about?
>>37111765
>It makes him look more disheveled about the happening which never ends for him.
Good point. He looks like he's seem some shit.
>>37111874
Nice but what's the smudge on his chin?
>>37111856
>some people
Literally who?
>>37111874
It... has effort at least.
At least you tried anon, so that counts.
I'm sure as the image gets better development we might see more than just black suits.
Good job though.
>>37110723
you wouldnt pick up a spook in your cab....
>>37111825
touché
But my point still stands.
>>37111927
I dunno man. It's just obviously made to appeal to /pol//a/cks
>>37111950
people in various threads. I think a GG thread before GG was b&, and a few more times during the tumblr war
Am i the only one who think mascots are cringe worthy and make us look like 9fag kids?
A lot of the board-tan's work (and are accepted) because they're not afraid to run with the perceptions that other boards have of them.
/pol/ saying that their personification is a good looking, clean-cut man in a suit reeks of wish-fulfillment.
>>37111874
When one gets made, a new image will be made, right?
Because it'd just look ridiculous if we say "Here's our tan" and it's just a recolor of something else.
>>37111965
>It... has effort at least.
Haha, not really. I was just testing the color palette mostly. I still think the black looks better.
Damn it I'm supposed to be asleep right now... Anywho, just wanted to prove I'd deliver.
Nothing serious, just me messing around with things I've heard suggested.
>Slicked back hair.
>Shaved the hobo beard.
>Pipe.
The pipe made me think of a 50s dad, so thats what I did. Again, not serious, but just something to toss around for fun.
>>37110293
>. He started with a green suit/hat and sandwich board
that history is inaccurate and you're a huge faggot to say that /new/ was originally green suit. i will however, agree that green suit is /pol/'s version of their tan because green suit started on /pol/. /new/-tan is a bit controversial because it never started on 4chan's /new/ either. in fact it was created about a month after the board got deleted, as you can check on the 4chanhouse /char/ page and compare it to the day that /r9k/ and /new/ got deleted.
but the black haired character was mentioned on the site where all the /new/ and /r9k/ users wandered off to. the chon site had a /meta/ board and in the beginning there was a bit of discussion with board history. there were /n/ users there that pretty much explained origins of the board users.
>>37111993
>I dunno man. It's just obviously made to appeal to /pol//a/cks
I don't go to /a/ so the appeal is lost on me I'm afraid.
>>37112007
The one in the lead certainly is.
but -tans are an ancient and hallowed tradition, going all the way back to the early parts of the 3rd millennium.
>>37112030
This guy gets it.
Go with the clean shaven tan, black or tan suit, swastika armband, pipe or cigar.
We can add character to the tan without giving him a fedora goatee.
>>37111927
why not a full beard instead, that'll separate us from every board
>>37112059
I like this. Better than anything so far.
>>37112059
>sweatervest
kek
>50's dad
Fits for the part of the board that endlessly decries all fun as degenerate.
saved
>>37112059
holy shit I that's huge. Sorry, forgot to resize.
>>37111702
Its about the reference. Plus they're also popular in the images of Hunter S. Thompson, Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver, and Bill Kilgore from Apocalypse Now - which all help consolidate our board's image via Hunter's approach to journalism or the disjointed nature of Kilgore and Bickle..
>>37112059
Needs a 4chan clover on the armband or "/pol/".
>>37112030
/int/ tried to pass burdo off as their -tan yesterday. At least we're trying to put effort into shit and care about our image.
>>37112059
It looks good, but the sweater vest does not really look... /pol/. Also it needs a 4chan clover somewhere or a /pol/ mark. This signifies it's a board-tan.
>>37112099
But a well groomed one, not a hipster beard.
>>37112059
Because the size was bugging me
>>37110204
>fa/tg/uy
>not fat
>>37111876
>incapable of laughing at ourselves
That is also the point. It's purposefully made to look like an avatar that takes himself too seriously
>>37112173
>/int/ tried to pass burdo off as their -tan yesterday.
If /int/ gets Spurdo we get Spider Jerusalem.
We are winning this!
The /v/ thread has almost no oc at all and is turning into gg shitposting. Hope it stays that way.
>>37112173
A black clover in place of the swastika should do the trick.
>>37112030
EXACTLY
What's good about the green suit newsman is that he doesn't really fit in anywhere and he's really loud and annoying. That's why I think we should just update him
>>37112207
Dark Blue vest
>>37112207
This is perfect. I think it captures /pol/ exactly. And it goes with what this guy was saying >>37112030
It makes us look like some old-time, boring conservatives but we also look clean and on the ball, so to speak.
>>37112251
Why are you in a /v/ thread?
Why do you even still care while we're doing this?
>>37111927
>Good point. He looks like he's seem some shit.
And that is part of the joke that I don't want to lose with the whole clean cut Adonis look. We all have to admit we are a bit of a odd and frazzled bunch. I mean look at us we are up at 3 am either talking about the happening (which is always) or about a cartoon going to a fictional Halloween party. If we go clean cut we seem like we can't even poke fun at ourselves.
Also we have such a rep with this persona from GG, Ebolachan, random OC, and our /new/ ancestry why not embrace him.
If anything we should at least keep the red hate filled eyes. You gotta admit hatred is pretty personified on /pol/. And in almost all the art his eyes express it the most. I mean this in the most endearing way.
>>37112224
Now that's meta.
I thought we declared post-modernism to be a tool of the Cultural Marxists?
>>37112303
Too much like Jimmy Hopkins.
>>37112319
We need to see what the enemy is doing.
>>37112207
Needs broader shoulders, he's got a feminine build.
>>37112303
Nah, blue on blue is tacky.
>>37112303
How about blue/red argyle? Representing both left-wing and right-wing /pol/itics.
>>37112271
Green clover
>>37112289
Even better.
>>37112322
Nice to know I"m not the only non-Aussie in this thread. This isn't what I expected to come home to.
>>37112251
Once we have a solid image for ourselves, we can combine it with /x/-tan and start to really show our quality images over /v/'s stupid spam of poorly done line art.
>>37112374
Any news from the front line soldier?
>>37109378
Just in case you missed the #1 post of this thread.
-tans aren't supposed to be only how you see yourself
>>37112322
/pol/ is only attending the "crossdress party" as part of his plan to bar the doors and gas them all with carbon monoxide
right?
>>37112391
yes!
>>37112401
There aren't actual Australians in this thread, are there?
I mean, I've heard rumors, but they can't possibly be true.
>>37112391
>left-wing
Why? I thought we were supposed to capture the essence of the board. /pol/ is notoriously right-wing.
>>37112322
>If anything we should at least keep the red hate filled eyes. You gotta admit hatred is pretty personified on /pol/. And in almost all the art his eyes express it the most. I mean this in the most endearing way.
Agreed.
How about bags under the eyes are well? And would five o' clock shadow/stubble be a fair compromise between neckbeard and clean-shaven? I think both work with the "seen some shit" image.
>>37112432
>gas
>carbon monoxide
>>37112391
You need purple in there, for both UKIP and the Libertarian party.
>>37112445
Perhaps moot IP banned the entire continent and that's why /pol/ has been so much better since #GamerGate?
>>37112322
So a disheveled, worn-out version of >>37112207 would do?
I dig that a lot. Put down stubble, messed up hair, and circles under the eyes, but keep him looking confident and with a disgusted look on his face.
>>37112481
I thought "five o'clock shadow" was what was already there.
>>37112445
*cocks shotgun*
Do I look like some kind of fucking sand-nigger lover?
I'm American, we bomb camel fuckers for shits and giggles.... And oil.
>>37112480
But there are lefties here
>>37112499
Sort of like if he was plucked straight from the 50's into the year 2014 and was physically affected by what he sees.
>>37112481
Now he's starting to sound like good 'ol /new/-tan.
If you're gonna go in that direction, let the stubble/neckbeard grow into a full (but short and well groomed) beard to show our board's progress. (if not maturity.)
>>37112499
I wanna see that now, but in the way I want to see a train wreck. I kinda like 50's dad /pol/.
>>37112062
Thanks, professor faggot. Maybe you could check knowyourmeme for us too.
Just kidding. Thanks but it's been awhile.
>>37112531
What type of leftest would support a board-tan with a fucking swastika on his arm?
>>37112480
>le_national_socialism_is_left_wing_face.png
>>37112413
/v/ is getting spammed with "for free" comments. Probably from ggchan. They think they are "raiding" /v/.
>>37112391
Either that or green for the irony of disliking being in the green quadrant on the political compass.
>>37112481
No, /x/-tan has a monopoly on red eye(s). That's part of what makes her distinct. We should just give /pol/-tan a frenzied expression of disgust when the OC calls for it.
>>37112599
That's like saying /int/ has a monopoly on being black.
>>37110422
I disagree. The board tan has to look disheveled somehow.
>>37110550
>we can fix up the edgy nazi
originally the board tan is not even suppose to be edgy. he's just paranoid with racism and antisemitism thrown in.
>>37112557
Yup, like he just got up after drinking himself to sleep because of culture shock.
>>37112592
Keep up the good work soldier. Report anything that might come in handy.
DISMISSED!
>>37112599
Blue contacts to hide shitskin brown/hazel eyes with prominent blood vessels, then?
>>37112432
It is whatever your little hate filled heart desires little anon.
>>37112401
I'm a Georgia boy who took a nap mid day and now regrets it.
>>37112599
I love that idea. A pol-tan image for reacting to degeneracy! Genius.
>>37112557
>>37112572
>>37112499
To be honest, I'm totally biased and still liking the concept of comb-over/aviators.
>>37112682
Well... Have a good day then.
>>37112599
Why does /x/-tan has a red eye?
>>37112634
/f/ is black too, and black people are much more common than red-eyed people. It another tan has red eyes, /x/-tan's red eye ceases to be her special unique quality.
>>37112745
It's paranormal
>>37112745
it's supernatural
>>37112531
Hey guys, I spotted the liberal!
>>37112499
If we're gonna give him stubble it should go all around his chin/neck. Not this semi-goatee shit that the other guy had.
>>37112805
Great job! How did you do it?
>>37112813
Wait, is it a goatee or a neckbeard?
/v/ says we should go with this girl.
>>37112687
I went out clubbing and I don't regret it, or this conversation would be happening without me,
>>37112813
>>37112830
Jesus people, it's a 5 o'clock shadow.
We can make him a disheveled classic 50s wannabe without giving him the brony meetup neckbeard.
Take the cleaned up black-suit-meets-newsguy and add some 5 o'clock shadow and dark circles under his eyes.
Were playing dress up now.
>>37112375
Clothing first, then I'll fix his lady shoulders.
>>37112820
subtle clues
>>37112877
they shouldnt be the same shade of brown.
>>37112870
>>37112830
>>37112813
>/pol/ - Styles of Beards
>>37112877
Why did you get rid of the sweater vest?
It makes the character.
This guy had the right idea >>37112391
>>37112870
>>37112873
5 o'clock shadow mind
>>37112877
Holy shit that's gold. Taking the sweater vest away really helped
