>>36565662
>>36565841
>>36565992
NO
NO DON'T GO
KEEP TELLING THE FUCKING STORY
PLEASE GOD NOTICE THIS THREAD DEGENERACY COMBATING ANON
GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU PIECE OF SHIT MODS DELETING THE THREAD BEFORE HE WAS FINISHED
>reading the story
>thread deleted
>MFW
Im fucking bottle rocket in the eye by a cripple Reverend Lowe angry
>>36566090
what hapened?
report
>>36566090
I gotta know how it ends
>>36566141
Cuck thread, halfway through or so some Anon started talking about his adventures of being hired by rich people to kidnap their degenerate wives and daughters fucking niggers in the bahamas or whatever, mod deletes thread
AND THEN I GOT MAD
>>36566164
pls come back
Ha, I was considering making this thread myself. C'mon based anon finish your tales.
>>36566203
DON'T WORRY STORYTIME CONTINUES
>>36565992
>Bottom of the stairs theres a bouncer who looks a bit confused at three guys in suits wearing masks and goggles accompanied by a tweaked out guy in shorts covered in lipstick.
>Everyone just sort of stands there looking at each other for a moment until the bouncer notices the blood on one of the older guys gloves from the ladyboys. Idiot hadn't cleaned it off.
>Bouncer decides its not worth the trouble and opens the door.
>As he does so we realise the sound proofing here was amazing. It was like being hit in the face by a million cocks made of sound.
>Stepped in and lamented the place was carpeted. The carpet stuck to our shoes. It was like walking on a floor covered in half set glue. Poor new guy had at some point lost his shoes so one of us stayed outside with him in the car.
>As expected the place looked cheap although much of the BDSM gear was no doubt still pricey stuff. The entire club was built around a central stage with tables all over the place. Every table had a black guy, black woman or dog either on it, above it or chained to it. With the guests obviously availing themselves of them at any point they desired. The bar was along one wall and kept out of the way of the action for the most part although it had a mini stage above it with some poor negress getting slammed by a pair of these huge dogs.
>Whole place was fucking revolting. The stage was the worst of it. It was an open stage with an orgy going on all the fucking time with the guests being encouraged to join in. A roiiling mass of bodies, leather, metal and fur.
>Go to the bar and wave the bitches photo in the barmans face. She's here. Fuck yes some good luck.
>Turns out she's been giving these guys thousands every day to have the club to herself and any hangers on she picks up at other clubs.
>Unfortunately. She's currently on stage.
>Me and the other guy just look at that mess and before I know what is happening he says "not it"
~CONT~
Why are rich people so fucking weird?
>>36566176
Well I have a new screenplay now, thanks.
>tiny dicked whitebois being this mad about white women loving the BBC they even physically harm these women of the own race and thus proving them right
>>36566321
>this is what kikes actually want you to believe
>>36566292
when everything becomes in reach thanks to money they start looking for harder more extreme things.
Similar in a way to a druggie with a bad drug habit
>>36566263
Go on
>>36566263
>I promptly pick up a random drink off the bar and pour it on him. Informing him that this is a four man job and we have two. Because one has to babysit the one who is currently high on fuck knows what and last we saw him remarking about how he can't feel his shoes.
>Partner in crime is now wet and sticky. Asks what was in the cocktail I poured on him.
>Barman answers dog semen.
>Partner in crime gags and just sort of sits there trembling before I buy a bottle of vodka and pour it all over him.
>He feels better but wants to get this over with and take a shower.
>Agree with the sentiment and head for the stage.
>This is where it gets fun. We initially try to identify where in the pile she is.
>It's not pretty. Around fifty people are on stage fucking each other or fucking or being fucked by dogs.
>We see a man fucking a dog while another dog fucks him in the ass.
>We see what is probably a dead dog on the floor of the stage. Bleeding from its ass. Probably killed by some negros cock.
>Witness some poor girl being fucked by a group of men who are trying to see how many dicks they can get in her holes at once. All her holes.
>TARGET LOCATED!
>Bitch is on her back sliding around in the goey mess that covers the stage as a fuck huge dog pounds her cunt and a black guy stuffs his cock down her throat. Considering that she's throwing up as he does so we can assume it is not only large but she has a gag reflex.
>Step onto the stage and almost fall over due to the accumulated fluids and oozes. Seems they're pretty liberal with the lube here.
>Partner in crime does fall over and have to pick him up.
>Push away bunch of degenerates who try to get our clothes off, pull out batons and start shouting at them to back off. Can't hear us due to music.
>Start clubbing. In the literal sense.
>Most don't even seem to notice what is going on.
>The degenerates begin to close in on us. One of them holding up a large dog with its erect cock waggling at us.
~CONT~
>>36566321
>smiting the wicked is bad
Get fucked, degenerate.
I don't believe any of this shit
>>36566434
Fuck off then.
>>36566359
That explains Eyes Wide Shut.
People lose their fucking minds when they know they can get away with depravity.
>>36566321
>jelqing
Man's way of bypassing nature.
Also, pussy was designed to slide out babies once every year or so, not to take objects the size of babies in continuously.
>>36566434
where do you think you are?
>>36566411
normally i dont like abusing animals, especially dogs, but in this case, club that fucking dog as fast as fucking possible
>>36566434
Yeah and? It's a fun read.
isis spy san come back. i need your spy skills with james bondesque surroundings
>>36566434
Your posts reek of degeneracy.
You're probably a cuck too
>>36566470
>People lose their fucking minds when they know they can get away with depravity.
Pretty much. Reason why Senators and powerful politicians in general tend to mansion sized skeleton closets.
The story could or could not be true, but its a fact weird sex clubs and the like exist and rich folks have and can hire people to track down someone
>>36566411
>Realise its the pony club all over again.
>I AM NOT GOING BACK TO THE STABLE DAMMIT!
>Pull out pistol and shoot the nearest speaker
>Everyone screams and stops fucking often half thrust.
>Only ones who don't seem to care is our target and those inside her.
>Train the gun on the various degenerates around us telling them to back off, clubbing any who get too close.
>Make way to target and tell the negro to get off her.
>He notices the gun and tries to back off.
>She grabs his dick and tries to keep stuffing it down her throat but a quick club to his head sees him grabbing it and trying to run away.
>Partner in crime pulls the dog off her by its collar and throws it off the stage.
>Hesitate initially due to seeing just how filthy the target is but grit my teeth and lift her up by her hair, can feel how slimy and gooey it is even through the gloves.
>Target is kicking and screaming and swearing in ways an eighteen year old girl should not be doing.
>As we watch the various loads of semen in her ooze out from between her legs like she's starring in a hentai movie or something.
>The club now deathly silent by this point aside from heavy breathing can hear the faint "splat" as each gob of semen hits the stage.
>But the moment ends.
>The barman pulls out a shotgun and shouts at us to get the fuck out.
>Using target as human shield we make our way out with the barman shouting as us to drop her.
>Partner in crime clubs the bouncer in the face as he opens the door leaving the poor fellow with a broken jaw at least.
>Fortunately the barman does not have the balls to kill a rich white girl and lets us go without acting on his threats.
~CONT~
>>36566502
More like its fun to circlejerk about your insecurity and jealousy. These fantasies are pathetic
>>36566090
Don't worry OP. All SJWs and feminism will die around 2020 because everyday, more and more people will start to see that these idiologies are complete horseshit. They will all get rekt when they least expect it and are on the losing side of history. You think they can keep this shit up for much longer? No they can't because of their mentally ill state of mind.
Ban me you fucks! I dare you! It isn't going to do jack shit because you already lost the war.
"The Misandry Bubble" by The Futurist
>>36566546
>Realise its the pony club all over again.
>I AM NOT GOING BACK TO THE STABLE DAMMIT!
You understand that you have to tell us about the stable as soon as you're done with this story, right?
>>36566546
barmans a cunt and a degenerate should have blubbed the fucker at least twice
i'm looking forward to the next part
>>36566164
>>36566411
Did someone save the rest? I'd like to read it
>>36566546
Your rough screenplay draft would be better if the dog was stuck and you had to manoeuvre them both out of there.
>>36566576
It's more the secrit skillz and stupid white whore thing, rather than the cuckolding, or at least, that's the way I see it.
>>36566605
i need to get all of them
>>36566605
>>36566615
Literally all linked in the OP. L2use the archive
>inb4 I get chastised for saying this
This is going to be on r/4chan I can feel it.
>>36566615
My Pt1 is just his intro.
>>36566546
>Third experienced guy is in the rental car.
>New guy is nowhere in sight.
>Ask where the fuck he went and he said the guy flipped out so he had to stuff him in the boot. Clearly coming down off whatever the ladyboys gave him.
>Can hear faint muttering from the boot. Something about ants behind his eyes.
>Ask if he thought to tie up new guy, fortunately he did.
>Throw target in back seat and tie her up. Unfortunately have to deal with more oozing semen. This time slowly oozing down my leg due to her position next to me.
>Quickly drive to alley near hotel.
>Grab the kit from the boot. New guy asks if we're the nice young men who have come to take him to see his grandchildren. Briefly worry about him before shutting boot.
>Dose the target with something to knock her out and stuff her in a suitcase.
>Go to hotel and take her up to our room in said suitcase.
>Make sure to tip management appropriately to keep any noise complaints in house.
>Put up signs outside our room claiming a scene for a film is currently being shot there.
>Remove target from suitcase, draw straws to see who has to clean her.
>Draw straws to see who showers in what order.
>Remember we left the new guy in the boot and go to get him.
>He's fine just out of it. Convinced he's in a retirement home. Fuck knows what he's on.
>Those of us who were fortunate enough to not have to clean new guy and target take showers in the lottery chosen order and don fresh clothing.
>While new guy and target are cleaned in the shower we prepare travel arrangements. Phone pilot and tell him to hurry the fuck up.
>Hear constant whining from the bathroom about how "IT JUST NEVER FUCKING ENDS! HOW CAN ONE CUNT HOLD SO MUCH?!"
>after three hours the drugs start to wear off but the bitch is pronounced clean. Or at least clean enough.
>Target wakes up and begins screaming. Quickly gagged and drugged again. Stuffed back into the suitcase.
~CONT~
While this is glorious, it really belongs on /b/
>>36566715
why even touch her pussy? just hose her down like the bitch she is
>>36566090
such is the price for staying on kikechan
>>36566741
false.
/b/ is way too fast moving. This is worth waiting for and fits with the board culture.
>>36566766
Made up stories about degenerates?
>>36566741
half of the shit on pol doesnt belong here, at least this shit has anti-degeneracy
Story man if this story isn't true then your either a very creative writer or a fucking degenerate yourself
Reminds me of the shit I see when I work.
>>36566741
>>36566780
I don't care what you think. Hide the one thread out of fifty bazillion if it bugs you that much and go back to your ARE ARGENTINIANS WHITE and DEM KIKES BRAH threads or whatever the fuck.
>>36566715
>stuff her in a suitcase
>>36566715
Man, new guy got out of this easy. Avoided so much degeneracy by getting high.
>>36566788
what did he do to be degenerate apart from being surrounded by degenerates
>>36566805
are there human remains in it or something?
You will have a job of retrieving degenerate daughters and wives by force.
How on earth does one get into this field of work.
>>36566812
No bro he said if it *isn't* true
>>36566263
Thank you for continuing the story in this thread anon.
>>36566830
Of course look at the dried blood
>>36566090
This isn't politics, fucks off
>>36566812
by being able to say these things he is either creative or degenerate.
Or its true
>>36566838
private security/body guard/merc?
>>36566857
how bout you post that on the other 70% of boards that are currently up?
>idiots lapping up some dick heads creative writing story
leave out the bullshit about the new guy and it becomes a lot more believble
also that bullshit about the pony club is also a dead giveaway
at least try
>>36566715
>New guy has sobered up some and is now at least manageable.
>Start to get some answers as to what happened.
>Seems he asked the ladyboys about our target.
>They told him they'd fucked her a few nights ago.
>He went along with them hoping to get her before we did and prove how awesome he was.
>Instead wound up drugged, robbed and spending many hours fucking those ladyboys. Well mostly being fucked by those ladyboys.
>He'd been taken to the bank by them to get money from his account when he noticed the target was there in his drug addled state and managed to hold it together long enough to lead us to her.
>Guy starts shaking like some kinda shell shock victim. We all know. We've all been there. Leave him to deal with it. Give him some alcohol gel.
>Drag target in suitcase and new guy down to the rental car, pack up all our gear and cover the whole hotel room in bleach before we go.
>Drive to the airport quickly as possible
>Dump rental car and set it on fire in a ditch next to the airport
>Plane is ready to go
>Pile aboard and GTFO
>All through the flight we keep the target tied up and gagged in one of the chairs now wearing a jumpsuit we brought for her.
>Flight attendent flirts with new guy, new guy looks miserable all the way through the flight. Barely responsive. Poor attented must think she's ugly.
>Fly to the USA!
>Met by a motorcade at the airport. Target and ourselves are bundled into a vehicle for a six hour drive to bumfucknowheresville. Literally a tiny town with a population of a few hundred. Stereotypical old school town where everyone knows everyone.
>Stop outside this plain and normal looking house. Neighbours must be suspicious about there being five big black cars parked outside his house.
>Drag girl to the front door with a briefcase given to us by one of our coworkers
~CONT~
>>36566715
>"IT JUST NEVER FUCKING ENDS! HOW CAN ONE CUNT HOLD SO MUCH?!"
>>36566873
Stop being anit fun.
>>36566872
>implying its not the best thread of the day
>>36566434
Some of it could be real. Not necessarily the bestiality bit but I know gay guys who have gone to clubs where they just have massive orgies.
So is this anti-cuck fantasy? More shitposting to come I guess. I swear I only see these threads revolved around cucking at australian hours
>>36566802
>I don't care what you think.
>responds
Well ok then!
>>36566782
>anti-degeneracy
>is literally degeneracy porn with violence to boot
>>36566895
this is litteral shitposting
its not true
yet you faggots lap this shit up
Ex-military here storymaster, when you finish with this will you share how one might begin in this highly entertaining profession? Required licenses, etc.?
>>36566891
im surprised you got her through quarantine
does America have shit quarantine or something?
>>36566929
It's better than listening to you rant in the 500 race baiting threads.
>>36566929
Idk man, in my life I've seen enough shit in person to believe this stuff. Its not far off.
>>36566941
PROTIP: this is made up
>>36566941
shit i meant customs
>>36566891
you were supposed to take her to a doctor in Germany first, get your fantasy together writefag
>samefagging - the thread
>>36566961
America, then Germany, then England.
Reread first bit.
>>36566838
Private security then private investigator for a very brief time. My ability to deal with weird shit got me thrown into this by my employer.
>>36566891
>Nice friendly looking old man opens the door. Asks us what we want
>Tell him who we're working for and present the girl who is trying her best to scream through the gag.
>Also give him the suitcase which he opens and checks.
>Obviously full of fucking money.
>He thanks us and shouts something into the house in Russian.
>This gigantic Russian babushka comes out of the back of the house and grabs the girl by the arm dragging her into the house unleashing a horrific tirade of verbal abuse at her all the while.
>Old man tells us to wait for his call.
>Motorcade fucks off after this with us being left with a single car and our expense account. With instructions to wait in the town.
>Check into local motel.
>Its shit but feels sterile after that horrific place.
>Eat real food.
>Feel comfortable enough to not wear gloves for the first time in far too long.
>New guy starts to recover from his ordeal a bit. The old town americana thing seems to be doing him wonders.
>Generally have a wonderful months vacation in this old school american town.
~CONT~
>>36566948
fuck off back to cripplechan, shill
>>36566956
if you honestly think this is true, you have brain damage.
>>36566969
Seems to me there's only one butthurt faggot samefagging here. Are we triggering you? Should the story stop so that /pol/ can become a safespace? Just hide the fucking thread, nigger.
>>36566961
No, it's USA, Germany, England.
>Dat cliche story about new guy being raped by the degenerate ladyboy to pander to /pol/s transphobia
BRAVO NOLAN
>>36566993
I don't use cripple chan and you haven't defended why I should be viewing your poorly constructed race baiting threads.
>>36567016
>>36566993
>>36566969
>>36566958
Dude
We get it, you hate the thread. You can fuck off now
>>36566941
You'd be shocked what you can do with private jets and money.
Our client arranged pretty much everything.
>>36566938
I just had an SIA license. Which is normal for any security guard in the UK. I did normal rentacop shit for a while.
Got moved to private investigations by my employer after he found out I could pick locks and after a few altercations I came out top in.
Then after a few months there he realised I had a high tolerance for crazy shit.
>get in thread for a good humorous story
>see a bunch of kids whining about it existing because they are obviously jealous that they don't have the mental capacity to construct posts that garner positive attention
>only know how to shitpost
>probably redditfags
Such is life on /pol/.
>>36566993
1. It doesn't matter either way.
2. I choose to believe parts of it.
3. I have been to a ton of messed up places, this stuff happens to somebody, its not important if the teller has actually been that person.
I had no idea that Garth Ennis posted on /pol/, but now that I think about it - it makes a lot of sense.
>>36566576
Yeah its more the implied idea of a secret mission. I hate cuck shit just the same as any man. Stop projecting.
>>36567031
fuck off shill
>>36567039
get the greasemonkey scrip that adds IP dependent IDs to the board and you wont embarrass yourself when you claim samefag
we dont even have the same fucking posting styles and yet you cant seem to tell
why dont you fuck off, ohh wait, your here to shit post because you are a cripplechan shill
>>36567079
fuck off liar shill
>>36566941
Private jets only go through customs if customs bother to meet them at whatever airport they land at.
>>36567102
>fuck off shill
Not an argument retard.
>>36567102
Link to script?
>>36567102
>>36567128
neither is I BELIEVE IT YOUR A SAMEFAG I SEEN SOME FUCKED UP SHIT SO ITS REAL XDXDXd
fuck off shill
>>36567133
how about you find it yourself, retard
can you not google?
>>36567102
can you put a trip on?
Everyone else thinks you're a shill. So naturally we're all shills.
>>36567146
I did and it doesn't exist.
2/10 for wasting my time
>>36567146
That wasn't me what happened to your amazing grease money script now?
>>36567146
Unparalleled amounts of butthurt in this one. Damn son, you're going to blow a gasket!
>>36567146
It is blindingly obvious you are the only butthurt nigger in this thread. What are you wasting your own time shitposting like this?
>>36567201
shekels by the post.
Where da story at?
>>36567153
fuck off shill
>>36567161
it does, just because you are to fucking stupid to find it doesnt mean it doesnt exist, dumb fuck
ill give you a hint, get to the greasemonkey script library (the main one, not the faggot ones) and search for ID
>>36567183
so what, i cant reply to someone who said they cant find it? i can only reply to you? fuck off shill
>>36567187
project more, sjill
>>36567201
again, you shills are so obvious, you dont even hide it
the SECOND i mention cripplechan, i get bombarded by you faggots trying to damage control
want some advice? dont jump down someones throat when they catch you red handed in your shilling, makes you stand out like sore thumbs
>>36566992
>All good things come to an end.
>Holiday in small town america comes to an abrupt end with a phone call from the old man telling us he's done and she's ready to be picked up.
>We sigh and pack up our stuff and get all the gear ready. The drugs, gags, bags and so on.
>We arrive at his place and he invites us in. We cautiously accept
>Sat there confused in a very nice living room we see something simply shocking
>The target wearing a dress with her all done up and looking....well normal for a rich bitch. And she's serving us tea. Talking like someone who isn't a spoiled brat, all proper like.
>The transformation is simply shocking and then we all finally cotton on to who and what this guy was.
>We brought her to be fucking brainwashed.
>Nobody has a problem with this.
>After a rather enjoyable twenty minute tea break with elderly russian couple and a brief cockup with the new guy not understanding why there's jam but no toast, we depart with now much more pleasant target in tow.
>Bundle her into car and she is positively pleasant during the entire ride. A bit of small talk, concern for our wellbeing in this hot weather and so on.
>Older partner in crime describes her presence as being like morphine. It just makes everything feel fine.
>Drive to airport, climb aboard private jet, on our merry way to Germania.
>New Guy has recovered in leaps and bounds. Ends up shagging attendant again.
>Target catches them as they had not locked the door to the toilet and is positively shocked by their scandalous behaviour. Spends rest of trip unable to even look at them.
~CONT~
Will the reddit cucksters fuck off and leave this thread alone. It's the best topic I've seen on /pol all day.
Sometimes good storytelling is better than your 6 GORILLION pedo and race baiting threads.
Go and shill the natsoc thread faggots.
What if we all stopped replying to the shitposter
>>36567226
Losing anus containment.
Anal rupturing imminent.
>We brought her to be fucking brainwashed.
>Nobody has a problem with this.
i kek'ed
>>36567226
How about you just provide the link rather than beating around the bush
I guess you're too butthurt so you need to act like a 5 year old.
>>36567226
Say shill one more time. I dare you. Mi double dare you, mother fucker. Say shill one more goddamn time
Seriously dude, you're flailing about at everyone on the board. Fucking relax, chump!
>>36567235
>brainwashing
Ah, I guess it was a good read for a while, but now it's like some aspies jerk off fiction
>>36567246
you first, crippleshill
>>36567249
says the weeaboo faggot shill
>>36567262
get your shit checked kid, if you cant hold your shits in you are fucked, enjoy life while you can becuase you are going to shit yourself to death, shill
>>36567282
are you honestly this dumb you cant find it?
how about you get a brain thats more advanced than YOUR 5 year old brain, kid
>>36567235
What? Why is there jam and no toast?
Wtf
>>36567305
So you don't have the script. Good to know.
>>36567226
I don't even know what cripplechan is. By all means, keep posting. Your antics are keeping a number of us entertained while we wait for the storyteller to continue. Yeah, I have my doubts about its authenticity too, but I don't give a fuck, because I'm not an SJW trying to control exactly what can be posted on this board.
I can understand suspecting shills of derailing or sliding, but the idea of specifically targeting an individual (presumably identified by his anger issues and typing difficulties) gives the impression of pathetic insanity.
You got butthurt, people called you out, and now you're trying to twist it into something to do with some fucked up vendetta of yours.
>>36567298
fuck off shill
>>36567320
pic related, kid
>>36567311
Consider this question seconded. Is it a russian thing?
>>36567305
So angry its unreal you should go outside and catch a breath.
>>36567311
Russian tea, nigga.
>>36567305
>he gets off everytime he sees XXXXXXXX (You)
>>36567305
go away you 12 year old
>>36567249
The thing is, its perfect bait.
If a fat nigger shows up and calls you a fat nigger it makes you want to break out a mirror. This mother fucking kike shill is calling us all shills.
For the record, I can tell that nobody but that fag is a shill in this thread.
>>36567235
>brief cockup with the new guy not understanding why there's jam but no toast
ha, you're supposed to use the jam as sweetener for the tea. Oh my Slavic upbringing what would I do without you?
If that is the end of the garbage daughter tale anon, I hope you'll give us a good wife one next, preferably one that ends with great justice.
>tfw posting in the best thread /pol/ has had all week
>>36567324
>I DONT KNOW!!!
you shills are so fucking obvious
>>36567338
says the faggot projecting his own shill emotions onto me, shill
>>36567347
project more, shill
>>36567349
you to faggot shill
>>36567350
says the litteral shill faggot bitch
>>36567311
spoonful of jam in your mouth and sip the tea
>>36567368
S H I L L
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>>36566630
The links aren't there anymore.
>>36567235
>Land in Germany. Met by a car. Rather serious affair. Blacked out windows and all. Quickly everyone is stuffed inside.
>Driven to a very exclusive and expensive private clinic.
>She already has an appointment under a fake name, has to spend the whole time there with a bag over her head and us on hand to make sure doctors don't sneak a peek.
>Judging by the amount of time spent fiddling with her cunt its pretty obvious its a hymen restoration.
>Brief hospital trip over, everyone back to the airport.
>All the way she remains positively pleasant to be around.
>Onwards to jolly ol' blighty. Back home at last.
>When we arrive her father is there with a fuckton of goons to meet us.
>Talks to her for a moment in a very disneyesque reunion. Obviously the only pleasant interaction they've ever had.
>Father thanks us all for our discretion, speed and so on.
>Slips up a sizeable bonus in cash.
>We all fuck off back to the office to be praised by the boss for a job well done.
>Everything is good. Life is good. Get another month paid vacation since this one brought in a small fortune.
>New Guy seems fine for the first week but later on turns up in police custody for drugs. Winds up having to go through therapy and rehab. Fortunately employer covers access to the best available treatment on that front so no NHS psychiatric care (which is shit these days)
>New Guy makes a full recovery after a year. Learns not to trust strange ladyboys.
~THE END~
And now after telling that story I feel dirty. I need a shower.
>>36567329
pic related, kid
Any idiot can use Inspect Element to edit the page
>>36567226
>shill calling other people shills
>>36567350
Its amazing just what dedication he takes to his work.
>>36567394
whre does this come from?
the only country i can think of would be burgerstan
>>36567368
oH god OH GOD EVERYONE ELSE IS A SHILL MUH JOOS HURR DURR IM FUCKING RETARDED
>>36567365
No he's got to go to Germany i think, and then a wedding.
>>36567368
4chan should only be used by those aged 18 or older.
>>36567417
the only kind of tea they have is sweet tea
>>36567249
Yeah, it would really make sense.
The shitposter is attempting to attain recognition by shitposting because he isn't mentally capable of procuring a good entertaining and curious story that would actually attract attention on /pol/.
It's like a little kid burning tires to gain attention because it doesn't know any better, after seeing the brother finish an engineering field in university and get a well paid job and recognition and getting jelly out of that.
It's sad isn't it?
>>36566576
I don't even get what angle you're coming from, I thought this was just a crazy story about some guys crazy job, why do you keep on going on about insecurity? Is there something I'm missing here? I'm seriously confused.
>>36567417
It's Russian style, you moron. You take a small scoop of jam, and flow the tea past it as you sip, bringing out intense flavor.
>>36567394
Ruskies are just crazy.
Don't worry anon story teller, we are all still following the story, but we are also having immense fun pissing off the anal anguished Hebrew shilling in this thread. He's annoyed we aren't in his pro cuckold thread
>>36567401
a happy ending after all thing considered,
apart from all the brain washing, degeneracy and violence
good job anon
>>36567399
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=4chan+pol+archive
And while we're at it
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=4chan+x+addon
I'm not spoonfeeding you any more.
>>36567401
Excellent, absolutely excellent.
>>36567401
Gr8 story m8.
>>36567398
yea, you are a shill faggot
>>36567403
>to stupid to find script
>post proof it exists
>YOUR LAIR
not my fault you cant find a hay in a stack of fucking needles, kid
>>36567410
>dedication
>literal seconds to type a post
>dedication
and this is how you can spot the ADHD little underage faggot shills
>>36567419
fuck off shill
>>36567427
take the hint and fuck off then
>>36567461
look at this weeaboo faggot projecting
fucking shill bitch
>thread successfully derailed.
I'm mad
>>36567401
Great story anon. It was truly a pleasure to read.
>>36567401
This one fucked up world.
>>36567492
We got to finish the story, that's all I asked for.
>>36567486
lol I just came into this thread to see how booty bothered you are and BOY are you upset.
>>36567401
Wife story now please
>>36566715
The whole "guy takes so many drugs he thinks he's in a retirement home" makes me think this story is definitely fake, drugs don't fucking do that outside of movies written by people who've never had any kind of experience with drugs whatsoever. Not that I really thought the story was true to begin with, it's just an interesting story.
>>36567461
Well said anon.
>>36567401
STABLE STORY NOW
>>36567525
says the shill projecting his faggot bullshit
>>36567536
of fucking course its fake, i said so and i have cripplechan shills attacking me for it
fucking disgusting weeaboo shills
>>36567401
>Blacked out windows and all.
Illegal in Germany. You can only black out the back seat windows.
Entertaining tale though.
>>36567536
I also thought it was funny that there are some ex-KGB brainwashers living out the last of their days in small town America.
Here it is compiled for anyone who wants it.
>>36567235
What are qualifications for your job and where sign up?>>36567401
>>36567401
>no NHS psychiatric care (which is shit these days)
I was in a UK asylum for 9 days.
Fuck the NHS forever. They drove me insane with solitary then slammed me with a section 2.
>>36567554
Someone's mad. People already pointed out its fake in the last thread, but it's an entertaining story who cares.
>>36566873
>the guy did so many drugs he thought he was in a retirement home! Fucking drugs amiright?
Yeah that bit really gave it away for me.
>>36567554
What am I projecting? I was just browsing through threads and I keep seeing you shitting up a good story thread and I came here to laugh at the pathetic faggot that you are.
>>36567401
10/10 anon
if its true you are a brave man
if its false you are a very creative anon
fucking 10/10
wife story please
>>36567588
yea, that mad faggot shill is you, fucking faggot shill
>>36567596
project more, faggot shill
>>36567554
shut up you fucking projecting shill cunt
>implying you arent a cripplechan shill trying to ruin 4chan so everyone goes to cripplechan
FUCK OFF SHILL CUNT
>>36567622
u mad
>>36566470
>pussy was designed to slide out babies once every year or so
Even then, it's poorly equipped for that. Tonnes of chicks either require emergency surgery, suffer massive bleeding or outright die and the numbers aren't improving.
>>36567401
10/10 story brother, keep fighting the good fight
And tell us a good wife one before you go!
>>36567629
Isn't that because people are having children later than normal?
>>36567625
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just kissing my ass now, shill bitch
>>36567628
yea, you are mad, shill faggot
>>36567651
u mad
>>36567622
>shilling for cripplechan this much
top fucking kek cock sucker
fuck off you limp wrist faggot shill
>>36567622
You're even more pathetic than I realized. Sooo god damn mad.
>>36567657
I like how he's the only one that has mentioned cripplechan.
>>36567651
they say sucking a cripples dick is the most degenerate form of faggotry, but youre eating cripple dick now, shill bitch
>>36567656
yea, you are mad, shill faggot
>>36567657
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just kissing my ass now, shill bitch
>>36567667
project more, shill bitch
>>36567076
>>see a bunch of kids whining about it existing because they are obviously jealous that they don't have the mental capacity to construct posts that garner positive attention
Fuck that probably is the reason isn't it? While the story obviously isn't true it is at least entertaining, I seriously want to find out what happens next.
>>36567589
>>36567536
These people have never had psychedelics.
Now I may have only had mushrooms, but I thought I saw some crazy shit.
My mate turned into gimli from LOTR.
The house was jumanji, I started freaking out so my mate took me for a walk through the park down the road...bad idea. I thought the trees were giant mushrooms that could eat people. It was fucking crazy.
>>36567689
u mad
>>36567235
>there's jam but no toast
Nice going Anon, now we know this shit's fake.
>>36567680
funny how the second i mention it i get you shills attacking me
all my posts prior to that i get nothing
but the SECOND i call you shills out you go full damage control
fucking pathetic, you are so obvious, shill bitch
>>36567714
yea, you are mad, shill faggot
>>36567102
Shilling for who exactly? Do you even know what a shill is you fucking idiot?
>>36567401
man, this world is fucking crazy
>>36567689
they say sucking a cripple dick is the most degenerate form of faggotry, but youre eating cripple dick now, shill bitch
shill for cripplechan elsewhere you limp wrist cunt
Wow. This is crazy. This should be a movie.
Any screencaps from the old thread?
Fucking rich people.
>>36567733
u mad
>>36567736
read the thread faggot, ive mentioned it many times you shill faggot bitch
>>36567747
This bot is repeating itself.
Nice going /pol you broke it.
>>36567705
I love mushrooms so much
>>36567758
you are shilling for cripplechan by attempting to ruin 4chan with shit posts
fucking pathetic.
>>36567747
they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but your just kissing my ass now, shill bitch
>>36567754
yea, you are mad, shill faggot
>>36567771
when faggots copy and paste their shitposts to me, i do the same
its that simple shill
I feel sad that someone would be so desperate for attention to resort to this.
>>36567733
>>36567795
when faggots copy and paste their shitposts to me, i do the same
its that simple shill
>>36567795
u mad
>>36567795
they say sucking a cripple dick is the most degenerate form of faggotry, but youre eating cripple dick now, shill bitch
cripplechan shill pls go and stop trying to ruin 4chan. dont you have an anti-moot thread to shill up with your limp dick cripplechan shit? lell
>>36567235
You're losing me a bit over here, good thing it's almost over.
Thanks for the read, pretty entertaining
>>36567793
says the shill attacking me for catching you red handed in your shilling
fucking pathetic, shill
anyways i win the thread, hope you all enjoyed the fake story, marked your post IDs with cripplechan shill so i know to shitpost on all boards you post on, shill faggots
i win
you loose
(loose from the rape, fucking shill cunts)
I wish my stories about degenerate behavior were interesting. Everyone else seems to get drugged/robbed or fight a bunch of guys.
All I every do is fuck whores. Even blackout drunk I end up making my way back to the hotel.
>>36567821
that only works with name/tripfags, right now all you are doing is his job for him...
>>36567360
What in the hell those crazy russians.
>>36567465
That's even weirder then putting the jam in the tea to dissolve like honey (something I've done when I'm out of sugar) which is what I assumed.
What kind of tea do they drink in russia anyway? If I tired this with regular black tea would I get a similar effect?
>>36567650
It's because our skulls are getting larger than womens' pelvises can evolve to accommodate.
Baby skulls have that soft patch at the top because the skull doesn't cover all of the brain at that stage. The birth canal puts an extraordinary strain on the baby's head, which the skull has to bend to withstand. It's why newborns have the funny-looking smushed noses.
C'mon story guy, tell us about a degenerate wife retrieval! Can't fit an older chick into a suitcase, how would you exfil her?
You promised a wife and daughter story, pls delivar
Ok so back from my shower.
I have two other stories I'm prepared to share.
One is a pure wife story which is just generally disgusting and required us to purchase hazmat suits.
One is a wife/daughter story that is just generally haunting and depressing. Which really shows how vile and evil women can be to their children at their worst.
>>36567975
Pure wife.
Or THE STABLE
>>36567975
Forgot to say. Which do you want? I'll only share one.
>>36567705
Both of those posts are mine and yes I am aware of psychadelics, hell I've taken them for fucks sake and I do not believe they would produce such an effect. Temporarily thinking your gimli from LOTR is very different to thinking you're some random in a retirement home for a prolonged period of time, why in the hell would someone hallucinate that? It just sounds like someones attempt at writing a story with drugs in it when they themselves have never done anything besides booze basically.
>>36567995
Fuck if I know why he hallucinated that.
That's between him and his therapist I would wager.
>>36567987
This
>>36567987
The stable is between me and my therapist.
As it stands I am still terrified of saddles.
>>36568015
It just sounds like something someone who's never done drugs would make up to me.
>>36568033
Don't even drink. One of the reasons I wound up assigned to that shit.
As for why anyone hallucinates anything? Why would you hallucinate anything else?
>>36568032
>Mention STABLE
>Doesn't tell us about it
Such a tease.
Fine, Pure Wife story.
>>36567975
Mother daughter please
>>36567975
pure wife please
>>36567303
brainwashing is a thing and its not even rocket science.
>>36567842
name of the painting please <3
>>36567994
Whichever one ends with Great Justice so probably the wife. It's late here and I don't want to go to bed depressed.
Btw you're a fucking hero m8
The alphabet boys don't like it when the dirty tales come to light. Y'all best be on the lookout. The disinfo is real.
>>36567987
Ok then wife story time.
Not the most complicated of stories but memorable for the shit involved.
>Told by boss a client wants us to locate his wife.
>Has been missing for the better part of a month after taking out a fuckton of money from his accounts.
>From what we can tell she converted it to cash or moved it into accounts we can't locate.
>Given all the info, last known location and known habits.
>Turns out we've done this before. Twice in fact. So we have a fairly good idea of where she could be. Women have a tendency to be creatures of habit.
>Problem is this ones habits are a bit whacky.
>Each time she's ran off she's gone to some really fucked up high class sex club and literally spent all her money there until she runs out and had to surface to grab more.
>First time was your typical 24 hour all year orgy club. There are some who fucking live in the things its disgusting.
>Second time was at an extreme BDSM club. She'd spent a few months being used as furniture. Needed time in hospital.
>So we realised this time was going to be worse. At the BDSM club we'd almost lost one of our group to a Gorean dom. Poor girl was never quite the same afterwards. Women rarely last in the job.
>First thing we did was hit the lists. Complete records of all clubs like that in Europe as she'd never gone outside the continent in the past for this sort of thing.
>Lot of clubs but we narrowed it down based on her area, lack of any sightings at airports (like fuck she'd drive or take a train) and so on.
>Went to a particular city infamous for this sort of shit. Lots of places like what we were looking for there. All tailored to the absurdly wealthy.
>Got off the plane, through customs and checked into a hotel. Declined the complimentary call girl.
~CONT~
This is such a 4/10 level fiction
why do you retards like it
what a waste of my fucking time
>>36568292
>Stop enjoying things!
>>36568234
Thanks.
Today's a great start to my birthday with fun tales to read.
>>36568292
There are other threads and other boards. Off with you.
>>36568234
yes anon keep posting
>>36568128
>brainwashing is a thing
[citation needed]
I thought the scientific community reach the consensus that it was a load of crap.
>>36568322
You know I can see your IP, right? You're a shitty writer.
>>36568359
If you're really dumb, and really believe it's possible, I could see it working.
>>36568292
It's like fucking spy shit man, plus hearing about all the crazy crap people get up to also the whole behind the veil shit with rich people just being above the law. It's got it all.
>>36568366
I'm not the writer but ok.
>>36568366
that still doesn't change the fact you can leave to other places
>>36568234
>Wait till the evening as that's when these clubs open their doors to strangers.
>Have to use this fancy ass disguise kit as we're known at more than a few of them and they don't like having customers stolen. Fortunately one of us knows how to use the bloody thing and we wind up looking like a group of stereotypical rich scots bushy orange mutton chops and all.
>Hit some of the clubs with no luck. Have a bad run in with someone who almost recognised us. Managed to escape without any incident beyond having to throw a few bottles at them and scream dog pile.
>Begin to despair that this is going to turn into one of those long winded cases.
>It does.
>We spend a month checking clubs all over Europe. Extra resources are pulled in as the client starts throwing more money at our boss to do it faster.
>Eventually we get a tip. Someone has seen our target at a particular club.
>Celebration all round. Finally a solid lead
>Then comes the bad news.
>Its a new club. Its a hardcore scat club.
>We are talking a place that has never. EVER. Been cleaned.
>A literal den of filth and disease. They hose you off after you leave with anti-septic
>She's in there and she has been in there a while.
>Call the client to tell him to arrange a discreet hospital stay, pickup and so on.
>Order some hazmat suits and guns from the boss.
>There is just no talking with some people.
~CONT~
>>36568410
But then they won't know how much they hate the story, and then they won't be able to annoy to fuck out of us, and then they won't be getting any kind of attention and that's just intolerable for them apparently. That guy needs fucking help.
>>36567579
Not the story telling anon. but was in simular line of work. Qualifications are normally Police/Military background for a SECURITY Contractor. and you can use this contractor job finding site i used a few years ago.They are cunts tho.
shooterjobs.com
>>36568412
>>36568431
Samefag
>>36568431
*annoy the fuck out of us
>>36568359
That'd be the scientific community of neuroscience and psychology which is a load of crap in itself.
Just do a little research on Project Artischocke, MK-Ultra and so on.
The military and secret services seem to have other opinions regarding that topic.
But i am just a casual, what do i know..
So where's the wife tale?
>>36568485
>>36568456
I can do it too
>>36568456
I thought you said you could see all our IPs? Maybe you aren't the super leet hacker you think you are.
>>36566411
>>36568506
Do what? I don't know a quicker way of disproving samefag accusations, I'm pretty sure there is one I'm just not aware of it.
>>36567927
What's the projections for that and possible breeding remedies?
>>36568412
Dear christ no
>>36568515
>actually taking the time to edit an image in MSPaint
Hooly fuck... I knew you were a fucking retard by your writing style but this is too mcuh.. AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>36567536
>i've never done psychedelics
>>36568412
Moar
>>36567401
Bravo anon
