Meanwhile, on medieval /pol/
>>35760017
Jews and Moores
Lock your doors
>1214
>can't read
Into the street you go
GUYS
GUYS
THE VENETIANS ARE ATTACKING THE BYZANTINES I HEARD FROM THE MESSENGER THAT ARRIVED TO TOWN TODAY
>>35760017
Verily, as I have sayethed many times here before, there be no fault in being of Hebrew descent.
>implying the black plague will ever make it out of the far east
>>35760595
>XXXVI replies
I just learned to read and the first thing I see is "ur a heretic"
Thanks /pol/
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>>35760017
>>35760017
the jews are responsible for the black plague
>>35760640
>Implying the hebrews has not deliberately spread it to our wells already.
>>35760017
to the rescue!
Tut! running over niggers and what appears to be bearded long haired hand rubbing creepy fuckers.
Why would you need a blade to defend yourself when the monarch will do it for you? Ban longswords and battleaxes!
>>35760874
>implying it was not Lollards what spread it.
>>35760017
>>35760996
You can taketh mine halberd when thy prieth it from mine cold, dead hands!
>>35760996
They think their one sword can stand up to the King's army! What idiots they should give up their weapons right away.
>>35760017
Expel the Hebrews!
>>35761014
>/b/
Might as well delete that image.
too many kids getting killed...we need universal background checks for sword owners
>>35760518
Surely, thou jest. Nothing can shake the walls of Byzantium, which came from the days of old!
>>35761100
Hear hear! These thieving dogs are polluting Christendom with their usury. We must follow our Lord's example and expel them from our lands.
>>35761073
Have fun in thee Inquisition dungeons.
What if serfs had the option of selecting their lord or king?
BEN GARRISON IS ABOUT!!!! WHAT A FEARFUL PRESENCE
>>35761198
such talk is not permitted
>>35761198
BURN HIM!
>>35761198
You're an idiot.
>>35761198
Hah! What next, let women have a say in marriage?
>13th century of our Lordee
>not supporting the Magna Carta
Plantagenetes, do thee even attempt?
>>35761198
>What if serfs had the option of selecting their lord or king?
Yes, let us have the 90 IQ serfs who care only for food, ale and peasant ball select their sovereign. What could go wrong?
>mfw ye are but a noncey whig who knows not of what he spake
Back to ye Reddit whig sodomite
I love you Plague of Julian-Chan!
>>35761100
>dat portrait of Thomas Aquinas
is it just me or does he look like Christopher Lee
>>35760595
Jewish lender leave these shores
Ye can't striketh fear into thine celestial heart of thou honorable Darren
>>35760518
Good. To Hell with those schismatics!
you'll see, in the near future us Africans will build the most magnificent cities and culture...we will set the standard and become the beacon of hope for all modern societies
>Normans
>white
THANK YOU BLACK-PLAGUE-CHAN
I LOVE YOU BLACK-PLAGUE CHAN
GOOD LUCK BLACK-PLAGUE-CHAN
>>35760595
>mfw the Hebrew Scholarly Defense Legion attempts such trickery
>>35760518
Me thinks thou a liar who gets his knowledge from infoconflicts.messenger.
>>35762109
This was true in the 1960s-70s, too bad blacks ruined everything.
>>35761198
Thou surely is trying to bait me.
>>35760972
Mohammedean, depart our company and the Holy Land.
>>35762303
Emperor Alexius pls go
>year of our lord and saviour 1478
>Not supporting the newly formed Spanish Inquisition
Your insolence confounds me, how can you speak of your hatred of Hebrews and sodomites but not support something that will destroy the?
>>35761198
this sedition shall be reported to the authorities posthaste, enjoy your visit by his majesty's merry caravan.
Sven Forkbeard did nothing wrong.
>L'an de nostre seigneur 1134
>Ouire la langue des paysans anglois
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>>35762177
>mfw the Hebrew Scholarly Defense Legion attempts such trickery
>implying there is such a thing
Gentile-er, fellow Christian and gentle commoner, have you reflected upon the fact that ye are of two score years of age and yet have not deflowered your bride? Perchance a mad man such as yourself does not have a bride with whom to lay with? Cease your tirades against G-ds chosen and seek out an oriental bride, ye masturbator
>>35762451
>giving secular kings Church power
>any year
>i sincerely desire that you gentlemen do not engage in this folly
Such an action is akin to giving Nero authority over Peter.
>>35762464
>Announcing a report
Enjoy thine beheading
>Vikings
>White
Chooseth one
>>35762121
>anglois
>blancs
Und now i wille belittle myself by speaking tis vvileinous langue to tell you: if it vvas not of ovr gloryous Roi Guillavme, yov barbarians would still be rolling in the mvd
Richard III did nothing wrong
HEBRAEVS ESSERE NON EST INIVRIA
I just came back from some shopping and this thread has made my day.
>>35762530
Me thinks you are a Hebrew agitator.
Englishmen, does it vex you that thine own King was of Sodom's creation?
>>35762530
>Being as transparent as this
Heathen Christ killer please go, lest you incur the wroth of Ben Garrison Knt.
>thou art now reminded that england belongs to the Throne de France
>thou art now reminded that england belongs to the Throne de France
>thou art now reminded that england belongs to the Throne de France
>>35760017
Mongolia is fucking attacking us and these retarded christians refuse to help us defend europe and are just using it as an excuse to take over
mad/10
>Be German lumberjack
>Move to Bohemia
>Marry qt Czech girl
>Live in woods near Prague with our 6 children
>Be French farmer
>Fuck my lord's qt daughter
>She gets pregnant
>Become his protegee
>Be Spanish crusader
>Reconquer Cordoba
>Faill in love with a qt moorish girl
>She converts to Catholicism and live happily ever after
>Be son of Italian merchant
>Spend all my days chasing skirts
>Marry qt Greek girl from Sicily
>Spend the rest of my life as a fisherman
>Be English peasant
>My only crop is wheat
>Dirty ass water and sanitation
>Die of the plague
>>35762639
Áfeorse, ádeliht Norþmandisc.
>>35762303
been run over by chariots and eaten by dogs everywhere they ever lived.
everyone else is the problem.
>>35762754
>Implications of Frances not rightfully belonging to England
Philip VI I beg thou to leave this meeting
Who else think the English are a bunch of Pansys who will never in a thousand years leave there little island and accomplish anything?
>>35762754
>implying the House of Angevin of any feudal duties Capetian pretenders
>Throne of France
Is that what the imposters in Paris call their shyte pit?
>>35762821
>Dirty ass water and sanitation
As an Englishman I will declare that ye are in the wrong and that thy facts are awry. England is a land of bountiful harvests and cleanliness which is next to Godliness. Ye sound as to a behind blistered Frenchman who is still reeling from wounds on St Crispin's day by our Harry the King. End your misinformation lowly frog
>>35762904
Daily reminder that without the English the Kingdom of Acre would not exist.
>born too late to explore your country
>born too early to explore the world
Fuck this.
>XIII centura
>not speaking in latin
what are you barbarians?
>>35762754
>implying the line of succession cannot pass through a woman.
Bend over Frog, we Plantaganet now!
Quotidian herald that the Emperor Charles spoke in the Latin.
Quotidian herald that the Rhineland belongs to the King of France.
Quotidian herald that Teutons destroyed the Roman Empire.
Quotidian herald that the Greeks are our brothers and allies.
>>35762962
How doth it feel to have had your bottoms spanked by a 19 year old virgin maid? Surely god is with us, unlike you unkempt anglois.
>>35763017
>implying there is anything left to explore
>>35761354
>let women have a say in marriage
Verily, thou jest with thine slippery slope! Such trickery shall not happen!
>>35761275
>>35761278
>>35761314
>>35762464
>>35761585
>Feudal lords in anger
>>35763017
>You will never navigate the world in a Nau payed for by the Spanish queen
Shall the Kingdoms of the Iberian Peninsula ever belong to the Christians again, and not the Mohammedans?
>>35763062
????? ????? ????? ????????, ??????? ??????????
>>35763085
>Surely god is with us
If God was with ye and her, why did she up like a mount of kindling? Why do thy women have the appearance of a Moorish man? God is not with ye now nor the past. I spit at ye, dirty frogman
>>35763237
>Not being part of the Caliphate
Filthy infidels the rest of Europe shall also fall to us moors soon!
>>35763062
>Speaking in Latin
>Not speaking in glorious Greek manner of speech
Back to thine barbarian swamp!
>And in the second year it [the Black plague] reached Byzantium in the middle of spring, where it happened that I was staying at that time. And it came as follows. Apparitions of supernatural beings in human guise of every description were seen by many persons, and those who encountered them thought that they were struck by the man they had met in this or that part of the body, as it happened, and immediately upon seeing this apparition they were seized also by the disease. Now at first those who met these creatures tried to turn them aside by uttering the holiest of names and exorcising them in other ways as well as each one could, but they accomplished absolutely nothing, for even in the sanctuaries where the most of them fled for refuge they were dying constantly. But later on they were unwilling even to give heed to their friends when they called to them,and they shut themselves up in their rooms and pretended that they did not hear, although their doors were being beaten down, fearing, obviously, that he who was calling was one of those demons. But in the case of some the pestilence did not come on in this way, but they saw a vision in a dream and seemed to suffer the very same thing at the hands of the creature who stood over them, or else to hear a voice foretelling to them that they were written down in the number of those who were to die.
GOOD LUCK BLACK PLAGUE-CHAN
>>35763085
>How doth it feel to have had your bottoms spanked by a 19 year old virgin maid?
My visage
Don't forget the honorable Sir Wyatt Mann.
>>35763267
Art thou requesting a new Holy Crusade, fool? We shalt win this second one victoriously!
>>35763163
>>Feudal lords in anger
Ye speak falsehood countryman. I am but a burgher whom by his own fortitude hath amassed a wealth. Ye lowly peasantry are envious of those persons whom art above thee in all aspects, not least stature, poor manlet ye.
>>35763318
My visage
>>35763267
Saracen heathen, you shall taste of steel in due time.
>ænig gere
>béonde Norþmandisc
Understendeaþ læssae.
>>35763345
A burgher? I laugh at thee, good sir, for thou art merely yet another peasant under the service of the tyrannical oppressors.
Soon, there will be a thought that sayeth that all the lower classes must revolt against the lords! Perhaps we shalt call it 'Communityism!'
I plan on joining up with the Templars to cleanse the holy land of moors and Mohammed, doth any of thee know what I am to expect?
>>35763416
>Vikings
>White
>Year of our lord MCCCXXXI
>Believing Orientals brought the plague
>Not knowing the Hebrews are to blame
Thou is surely an imbecile, take the red remedy.
>>35763245
Swinely anglois; you insult god like a carriage driver swears. I would not be surprised if one day you should commit heresy and declare your own illegitimate throne to be pope!
>>35763434
Listen to thy superiors
>>35763419
The nobles are bless by God himself to their offices, how can the opinions of mere mortals trump the Divine?
>There art knaves that, upon this very moment, believeth the Mongolians presenteth a threat
>>35763467
That was Ænglisc, you dirty ceorl.
>>35763419
>Communityism
Then ye shall have ye just deserts. Enjoy centuries of ruin upstart peasant
>>35763544
>>35763514
Help, help, I am being repressed! Cometh, brothers, seeth the violence inherent in the system!
>>35763282
Europeans really only developed an interest in Greek in the early renaissance. Everyone was using Latin translations of Greek works up until then, and if it wasn't translated in antiquity, Europeans didn't know about it.
>>35763479
>I would not be surprised if one day you should commit heresy and declare your own illegitimate throne to be pope!
Speak no more of your unlearned fantasy. Merry England has been with the Mother Church since long before most Europe. There will never come a day such as that of which ye speaketh.
Ploughs and windmills are stealing our jobs!
>>35763580
Didn't the Byzantines like Greek?
>>35760518
>>35760595
>You will never slaughter Venetians in revenge.
Just proves that Catholicism is total shit
ooga booga, where þa Englendingar at?
>>35763531
>Speaking a langvage of the barbarian Germanics
PHILIPPE LE BEL HAS JUST ARRESTED THE TEMPLARS
PHILIPPE LE BEL HAS JUST ARRESTED THE TEMPLARS
PHILIPPE LE BEL HAS JUST ARRESTED THE TEMPLARS
ALL IS LOST
A L L I S L O S T
>>35763613
You Anglois scum should not even be a part of the Church, thou should run himself upon a blade for being such a sodomite.
It's over now, silly humans. All the human females now enjoy alpha dragon cock.
>>35763479
Scoundrelous Frencisc! I should not be shocked in the slightest should your country try to illegitimately control the Church from a hovel sucs as Avingon and disband the Knights Templar for gold!
>>35763670
What dost thou present as an alternative? Art thou suggesting separation from the Mother Church?
Mass services in the language of the common man, what folly! That shall be the day!
>>35763707
TAKE TO THE FOREST, IT IS UPON US
>>35763717
>Franks
>White
Sons of moors should not speak so sharply to their white Christian betters.
>>35763707
IT IS OCCURING
THE OCCURANCE IS UPON US
>>35763707
WE HADST BEEN WARNED, WHEREFORE DIDST WE NOT LISTEN?!
>>35763523
You jest.
GOOD LUCK, PLAGUE-CHAN!
>673
>still trying to capture al-quds
BYZANTIUM
YES
Marketh my words, /pol/, the Mongolians shall take the Kingdom of Hungary upon the morrow.
Gentile..er countrymen. Surely, opening thy kingdom to any and all comers is thee way forward.
>>35763946
Hebrew Tapestry Defense Force, I demand that you depart from here.
>>35763742
DRAGONS GETTING
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
L
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F
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K
O
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>>35763946
No so swift Hebrew!
Here art thine indulgences.
That'll be 8 shillings and tuppence plus tip
woof woof
>>35762616
tis true, Northmen are merely the Ethiopes of the frozen wastes.
>>35763707
RONALD PAUL WARNED US WHEN HE WAS COMPETING FOR THE THRONE!
>>35763946
>allowing the Musselmen to invade Christendom and pollute it with their blasphemy
Yiddish barker detected
Checketh these doublets, nary without a trinity shall perhaps appear.
>>35760595
>>35761198
>>35762530
>>35763946
This community tapestry has been compromised by the Hebrews! Pray for the return of a Christian prince who shall expel these heathens to Kazaria from whence they came!
>>35761198
Verily the author of this scroll lies in the company of Men
>>35764031
> here's the footage from other angle
MOHAMMEDAN FUCKING SHITS YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR TEUTONIC STEEL
>>35764124
Pardon, I have misplaced my tapestry.
THE EVENT OCCURS
>>35762754
You are naught but a fool and a dandy. the lands of normandie are the birthright of the English crown.
I daresay we would be prepared to war with the French for a century to attest these claims.
>>35763654
The Byzantines were Greek
>>35763914
BAGHDAD BTFO
B T F O
T
F
O
>>35763946
Hebrew Tapestry Defense Legion member I hath reported thou to the nearest lord, enjoy being drawn and quartered filthy Jew.
>>35760997
can sum1 explain pls
Hast thou heard rumors that a passage transit longship has vanished? I hear it embarked from the veryfar east burdened with many spices and riches untoward known. Tis the work of the inhabitants of the steppes I tell you! They are heretoward forsaken in the eyes of the Lord.
>>35764226
Surely 'twas a patron of the Holy Land who beget this scroll
>>35760017
OP is a heretic
>>35764203
The Event will never Occur, ye Philistine
>>35764307
Filthy Casual
Inform me about Bane, why dost he wear yonder mask.
>>35761821
just u m8
>the whole fucking history up to mid 20th century
>nationalism is perfectly fine, having pride in one's nation is a virtue
>suddenly, literally the whole world starts hating nationalism and wants to racemix
Fuck the democracies, fuck the media and their propaganda. They fucking destroyed the world.
>>35764387
such fealty from a hired crossbow
GIVETH THE JEWISH PEOPLES HEMLOCK
BATTLE BETWEEN THE SONS OF NOAH AT ONCE
>http://ang.wikipedia.org/wiki/B?owulf
>implying the Ængle master race does not write the best literature
Stay mad Frencisc scum.
>>35764387
doth are tremendous in stature for a male
>>35764229
>implying
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_V_the_Armenian
>Leo was the son of the patrician Bardas, who was of Armenian descent
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanos_I_Lekapenos
>Romanos Lekapenos, born in Lakape (Laqabin) between Melitene and Samosata (hence the name), was the son of an Armenian peasant
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippikos_Bardanes
>he was the son of the patrician Nikephorus, who was of Armenian extraction from an Armenian colony in Pergamum.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artabasdos
>was a Byzantine general of Armenian descent
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heraclius
>Heraclius was the eldest son of Heraclius the Elder and Epiphania, of an Armenian family from Cappadocia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_I_Tzimiskes
>John I Tzimiskes was born into the Kourkouas clan, a family of Armenian origin.
My friends, My friends! I have discovered a land, far to the west! It is filled with people who would make good Christians. They are loyal, and they told us of great treasures located near where I landed. Would anyone like to come with me on this journey?
>>35764412
Media? Propaganda?
What are these items you speak of? Are they some kind of fruit in the oriental countries, or perhaps you are a heretic?
>mfw a son of Khazaria claims the lands of Israel are the birthright of he and his kin.
Truly these men are lunatics. The armies of Christ could barely surmount an effort to take the Holy Land, yet these vagabonds believe it ever a possibility that their ancient Kingdom will sprout among the lands of the cursed infidel?
hah!
>>35764387
FOR THOU
>>35764412
>16th century
>nationalism
Nationalism is pretty much a liberal, Romantic invention.
>>35764472
for thee
>>35764481
[proof required]
>>35764387
If I remove that cowl will you die?
>>35764481
>Land
>The West
You fool, those are just the oriental nations. They are being converted to christianity as we speak
>>35764485
Heralds bringing false news.
>>35764481
Thou art surely a Viking, for none else doth dare to sail across the Westsae. Begone from this place with your trickery, pagan!
>>35764387
If I was to remove yonder mask, would thou perish?
>>35764467
As I gaze at the yonder banner of St George thy heart swells wit strong feeling.
>tfw you will always be English
>>35764478
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bardas_Skleros
>Bardas Skleros (Greek: ?????? ???????) or Sclerus was a Byzantine general who led a wide-scale Asian rebellion against Emperor Basil II in 976–979.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skleros
>The family descended from north-eastern Asia Minor, either from Lesser Armenia or the theme of Sebasteia. Due to their origin, they have been traditionally regarded as Armenians
/pol/ is always right
>>35764387
He is a burly fellow.
>>35764554
indeed, the kingdom of prestor john lies that way
>>35764583
FOR THEE
Hear thou harken tales of rabid moors putting their kinsman to the knife? Surely we in Christendom should intervene? A merchant from the region even claims the rabid mongrels have separated heads from their mounts and have had those depicted upon tapestry to instill fear to all who seeth... Tis disconcerting verily
>>35764387
Should I strike your helm, would you, perchance, expire?
>>35764481
Ah, and once again the Northman speaks with his unfounded ramblings.
Your claims sound very much like a tale woven by your heathen ancestors Northman, nothing but a fanciful story.
>>35763946
Wonderful thought! Thou art mine greatest advisor
>>35764666
they are but earth moors and nothing more, mayhap they have some resource we require we might reconsider
Confound this German printing press! It lacks important Englisc characters such as Thorn and Eth.
Just imagine a future where thou is spelt "you" and Othin is spelt "Odin".
>>35764387
Praytell why one would lacerate a gent 'ere tossing him from yonder carriage?
>>35764387
FOR THEE
>>35764666
By jove I have acquired the marketh of the beast! I surely shall burn incense and invite the clergy as I feel six three fold and six may surely be foul luck!
I WAS BORN IN THE DARK AGES
>>35764467
>Beowulf
>A brine as good as La Chanson de Roland
Stay fvrious; anglois swine
>>35764481
And what, praytell will you call this fabled land of riches, nordkin? Dirtshire? Famishland?
>>35764412
>implying nationalism wasn't created by the jews to make whites kill each other.
THANK YOU BLACK PLAGUE WENCH!
>>35764551
It would cause great physical anguish
The accuracy of those tapestry have raised many questions as to their being genuine. Sodomite, hast thou seen theiry atrocity? Surely you have forsaken the Lord and he is now clouding truth...
>>35764387
Forsooth, I shall topple this caravan...
[spoiler]WITH SCANT SURVIVORS[/spoiler]
>>35764839
Hath thou heard that wenches claim that gazing upon recently illbegotten tapestry is akin to forced sodomy? I feel that those who claim the banner of equal justice are sowing seeds of discontent... Only land owners may interpret laws and provide justice...
>>35764901
I doubt you Frencisc ceorlas could use any of your tales to sail from the Westsæ through the land of the Finnas as the Ænglisc use The Voyage of Ohtere.
Verily, there be no fault in being a Jew.
Hebrew gentlemen, please go.
Regards, Isabelle.
>Be thyself
>Riding thine horse around the village
>Stop and partake a gaze upon a maiden
>Announce to her thy haveth a large pike for her to inquire
>laughing_common_women.jpg
>Grain falls out of my mail
>>35765045
You've got to be kidding.
>>35765393
>Be thyself
Depart
>>35764433
>>35764472
>>35764490
>>35764551
>>35764564
>>35764583
>>35764668
>>35764779
>>35764802
>>35765106
Look there he goes again, look he wrote it again. Forsooth you Bane scribes continue to sit in your dungeon writing lit only by a single candle writing FOR THOU over and over again on the Play board.
If Byzantium had won the IVth crusade....
>>35760017
I wonder, is there, besides moors and hebrews, such a vile creature as the barbarian northmen?
They have the audacity fo calling themselves christians, while still keeping their pagan ways!
>>35760017
Un francien norman sera t-il acceptes
ou devra t-il restourner avesc les austres membres de la plesbe?
>this whole thread
>>35765462
Oh, you mean the "romans" who don't speak latin but greek and swear loyalty to a patriarch instead of the Bishop of Rome?
>fucking implying
>>35765444
Sodomite... Thou reside in thine owners root cellar and your neck is adorned with sparse facial hair. Sod thineself, thou lays with flesh of male kinsmen
>>35765583
The Emperors were descendants of Caesar motherfucker.
mangez donc tous de la mesrde bande de zouaves
>>35764387
Thou are unable to bring thy retinue
>>35765064
Thou art of large stature
I am from the year of our lord 2014. Ask me anything.
>>35765624
The Byzantine Emperors had no genealogical connections to the Roman Emperors of Italy. Also, see
>>35764478
>>35765703
Dost thou prefer sucking a mans cock or taking it in the behind?
>>35764307
Stop right there, criminal scum
New dick underage whipper snapper
>>35764203
WHY DID WE NOT TAKE HEED
>>35765703
Thou must be a fraud.
Still I must ask, what becomes of the country of the fair Northmen of Scandinavia and their empire? Are the mighty conquerers and kings?
>>35765624
There was only one Emperor, and his name was Charles the Great.
Go back to /orient/.
>>35760017
Hey guys lets bury some more dead viking women so in a thousand years people think they were a solid force of warriors, it'll really fuck with them
Too many young children hath been slain by the crossbow; when shall it be forbidden by royal decree to posses such a weapon?
Maeanwhile, in Sweoðeod...
>>35763670
You wot paganus?
>>35765831
They sodomize each other, saying it is "tolerant" and being a normal man is "evil". People hailing from the middle east flood the streets, and rape and pillage just as norsemen of your time do.
>>35765864
Svirge
Aye
>>35765322
Though he useth the doubles, take heed, brethren! For it is certain that there be a wily merchant in our midst
>>35765831
Yes, they take over all of Europe, and their new king, Captain Sweden rules over their multicultural and hate-free society for all time. However, it's not the way you think it will be.
>>35765547
Tu est parmis frères, monseigneur
>>35765904
thou cannot be fucking serious
>>35763707
C
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M
S
O
N O R T H S T A R
This is now a Spiderman thread.
>>35765904
Surely my good man jests! Mine sides have ascended into the heavenly realm
>>35765393
>thyself
>thine
I do not believe that this account happened to mine self.
>>35765831
>what becomes of the country of the fair Northmen of Scandinavia and their empire
You may need to sit down. I'll go fetch the leeches...
Greetings, gentles all. I am a plague doctor. Ask me anything.
>>35765946
That man's a liar, I'm from 2014. The great god Thor comes down from the heavens to lead a conquest of the entire world, raping and pillaging all of it in a great racial holy war until the entire face of the earth is filled with blonde hair, blue eyed Vikings.
>>35765984
Thine lord!
>>35765703
Surely you have lain with demons to speak of such fanciful wizardry.. What is thine favorite colour simpleton?
>I jest obviously, thou are forsaken...
>>35765904
Good lord! Surely the church must be chastisting them! They cannot let that happen!
>>35765462
Schismatic heretic I implore thee to depart this thread.
>>35766021
Good luck Plague-rette!
>>35765946
>>35766005
I wish I were jesting. It is the path the norsemen chose. The mean of east europe, however, such as moscowy, are the complete opposite, and are liberating a nation who were following the norsemen's path.
Fremung dæg, my name is Æwynde Garyson.
I’m a 27 year old American Saexephile (Anglo-Saxon enthusiast for you elþéodfolc). I draw Norse runestones on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my Aldgeddung-Englisc and listening to superior Traditional Saxon Hymns. (Cædmon, Andetnes æt æðeling, Crist Wergildþéof).
I train with my Glíwbeam every day, this superior art of dréamcræft is inspired by the will of God, and is vastly superior to any heathen crafts, especially Cyning and Ealdféond. I bought my Glíw along with some traditional Anglo-Saxon polishing rags, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak the old tongue fluently, both Beoferlic and the Ceaster dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Anglo-Saxon history and their Leges Barbarorum, which I follow 100%.
When I get my British Passport (my grandmom was from Norwich, have you heard of her?), I am moving to King's Lynn to attend the prestigious College of West Anglia to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a professional Saxon Scribe in a Anglian chaple or play the Glíwbeam with a travelling band for a living!
(I've already played a few school events around Vancouver with my friends.)
I own several cowls, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Anglia, so I can fit in easier. I play the Hurdeygurdey, but no one can seem to respond to the beautiful notes I play. They just don't understand.
Wish me luck in Anglia! Mæþ þú boldwela!
>>35765984
Alas, I cometh
>>35765841
No decent christian would fall for such a jest, fratello.
>>35766021
Good luck Plague-rette!
>>35766070
The church does nothing now. The caliphate has risen again, and all they do is pray for the souls who are being raped and murdered.
>>35766107
Inform me of England, surely it fairs better.
>>35766112
strangely this is basically me minus the christianity
>>35765708
6 Emperors with non-white ancestry (Armenians were honourary whites anyway) out of a 1000+ year dynasty ain't bad.
>>35766037
It is magenta, the perfect color.
>>35765840
Your Charles the "Great" was a mere serf in comparison to even the lowliest of our Byzantine lords. Doth you think also that the Holy "Roman" Empire is the successor to Rome and not a work of of the Hebrews?
>>35766169
I wager the Jews are behind this folly...
