"Obama's Speech the eve of 9/11"
Ahem…
Uhhhhh errrrr uuhhh uhhh yeeeee uuuuuuuhhhh uhuh uuuuhhh ahaha uh uh um er uhhh ummmmm ISIS uhhhhhh umm er er um ua ummm uhhh aaaaa emmm errrrrrr ummmmmm
Thank you
10/10
I'm glad /pol/ gets inside tips from Obama's writers now.
>>35553915
Obama doesn't say ISIS he says ISIL
He doesn't want to invoke demonic powers just yet.
And no BIX NOOD?
>>35553915
But let me be perfectly clear...
>>35553915
Take a shot when he says "i"
>>35553303
bumping my thread... drinking game!?
>>35553915
Uhhh that's not uhhhh funny
almost time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_g8UIAK1pc
get your predictions in now for how late the idiot will be this time
>>35554019
Not knowing its pronounced ISIL
>>35553915
you forgot "............." -the part where he's late
"Is anyone else really disappointed in Sims 4?"
>>35554113
Either is fine.
I know what the Levant is kiddo.
It's just curious that Obama calls it ISIL when basically everyone else is calling it ISIS
>>35553915
>uhh, you don't get to bring friends.
>>35554172
>It's just curious that Obama calls it ISIL when basically everyone else is calling it ISIS
he gets all his news from the news so it's not really that surprising
>>35554172
wants to see if people will follow his lead.
>>35554116
he will be on time.
>>35554186
well it's dark in DC now, so they won't have to drag him off the golf course this time
>>35554220
Don't worry, no charge for these Mexicans.
Truly the greatest orator of our time.
If dubs he blames putin somehow
We elected this man twice.
>>35553915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geYpJxHcBQE
>>35554367
>we
>>35554019
ISIS men literally start crying when he uses a triggering pronoun. They feel smeared with pork all day.
>>35554186
I dont really mind him being late, fuck the press and their theatrical shit. Anyways he's coming straight out of the conference room with other members of the cabinet and senate, I like to think they're discussing important shit.
"Mah fellow uhhh, Bix Nood Bin Bout Tree Fitty, But Naw Dey Aint No Mo Fo Sho, Nawmsay"
>>35554458
dude you keep talking like that and somebody is gonna elect you president
>mfw liberals constantly claim he is a competent public speaker
>>35554113
Not knowing the new name of Al Qaeda is IS.
BIX
>9:01 PM ET
>mfw
You're trying, White House, but you're still off by at least 9 minutes.
>>35554547
Because we at /pol are so conscious of the feelings of other groups we strive to call them what they call themselves.
Way to show that PC, anon. You go call them IS. Make them happy.
>>35554019
They say ISIL cause saying ISIS means you are agreeing with them or some stupid shit
>>35554907
IS isn't catchy, it sounds like 'is' also, which is confusing and unwieldy, why should we bow to pakis innit
>>35554623
this
4chan is full of shilling these days
>>35554458
what does bix nood even mean though
>>35555004
it mean bix nood muh fugga
>>35554425
>>35554907
No it's literally because Americans are dumb as shit and don't know/weren't taught what the Levant is.
It's easier to have them call it ISIS than to undo a lifetime of brainwashing.
>>35553915
Can someone post those pictures of Putin where he's extremely short? I need a good kek
Looks like King Coon is late again
Probably honking his pre-speech crack pipe
>>35555109
you mean all pictures of putin?
>>35555109
That's any picture of Vladimir Putin
>>35554172
he calls it ISIL, because he doesn't want to remind people about how he bungled Syria. 90% of the general public doesn't know what the Levant is.
>>35553915
bravobama
GREAT SPEECH
10/10
TRULY ROOSEVELT AT THE SHORES OF GIBRALTAR
>>35555179
>>35555170
yeah, but the ones where they really did a meausre on his legs. like he went from his normal 4'4 to like 3'2
>>35555326
Someone hasn't been doing his squats.
>>35555326
They removed his big-man shoes digitally? I'm impressed.
"We will fight them at the weddings, we will fight them at the funerals!"
>>35553915
This speech will be remembered hundreds of years from now.
Thanks Obama. You are my Prince
>>35555109
fascist junta shill, he's big stronk leader
did I miss the speech?
>>35555653
this please enlighten me and tis piece of shit
>>35555653
no it starts it 30 minutes
>>35555653
no but it looks like you missed >>35555555
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/lt-general-mcinerney-offers-dire-91114-warning
>>35555653
IT BEGINS!
>>35554418
>you
So it begins at specifically 9:01 PM according to the white house
>>35555653
no its about to start
>>35554966
>tfw I work in Information Systems
>people will get confused if I tell them I work in IS or 'ISYS'
He's late
He should be addressing a joint session of Congress, not speaking into a camera.
IT'S STARTING
>>35555968
Nigga's on time for the first time in his life
obummer walks in wearing his golf hat
>>35555984
can't you just say Information Technology? IT?
Oh hey, he's actually wearing a tie today.
pockystan
>>35556018
Congress doesn't want to hear any more of his retarded bullshit either
any other link as youtube?
can't see it in my location (germany)
ALLIES CONFIRMED
"Muh Bin Laden"
He was only a minute late, I think this is a record.
>WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3 >WW3
HES ON TIME FOR ONCE
OH FUCK
ITS HAPPENING
SHIT
war declared
Hail to the Chieftain
HERE WE GO
>America is safer
>ISIS in texas
His voice sounds......more stressed and worried than usual
>>35556051
stop suppressing my freedoms
I WANT TO BE LOUD AND PROUD
>ISIL is not islamic
>literally named Islamic state
oh shit son he is on time
He has so much makeup on he looks fake
inb4 someone comes in and assasinates fake obongo
>>35553915
>ISIL is not Islamic
>>35553915
>ISIL is not Islamic
wat
ISIL IS NOT ISLAMIC
CONFIRMED
Is that a green screen behind him?
>ISIL is certainly not a state
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
He's obsessed with ``making things clear''. Like every time he talks he says some variant of let's be clear.
No true scotsman....
fuck off with that shit
ISIL IS NOT ISLAMIC
>ISIL is not Islamic
Obama went full retard
>not islamic
????????
>not a state
>has a monopoly on the use of force in the region
>literally the definition of a state
>You aren't even Islamic, muh fugga
rekt
>The Islamic State isn't Islamic
>>35556162
>>35556154
Playing to Islamic nations and forces that will assist in the fight.
>>35556179
>let me make things clear
>extraordinary
red eye
ISIS NOT ISLAMIC
ISIS NOT ISLAMIC
ISIS NOT ISLAMIC
B T F O
T
F
O
>isil is not islamic
GOOD GOY DONT POINT THE FINGERS AT THE MUSLIMS
>>35556063
Try installing hola - it works for all US websites.
https://hola.org/
OBONGO GOING HARD
BLOWING THEM THE FUCK OUT
>>35556154
>>35556162
>>35556164
>>35556195
>>35556197
>>35556202
>>35556216
>>35556226
No religion condones the murder of people, guise.
>>35556216
He is the resident expert on islam.
>>35556197
Hey, he would know. Being a muslim himself. I think we can take his word for it.
WORLD WAR 3 RIGHT NOW
ITS OK NO PLOTS DETECTED
>ISIL IS NOT ISLAMIC
>>35556226
somebody must have tipped him off, there is no way he figured that out on his own
YUROP BETRAYED AMERICA CONFIRMED WW3
inb4 terrorist "attack" false flag tomorrow
>ISIL is a terrorist organization and it has no vision...
Blatant lies. It has a well-organized government that manages basic services for hundreds of thousands of people.
ISIL getting blown the fuck out.
Y'all nerds are fags.
Obama prefers to use the term ISIL
Get it right
so you're saying the name Islamic state is just a lie??? I can't believe this... fucking evil people
>>35556263
>islam is a religion of peace.jpg
>>35554019
http://www.conservativenewsandviews.com/2014/09/10/news/world-news/isis-v-isil-matter/
>>35556279
The Cold War was WWIII.
>Maybe if I start spouting obvious falsehoods they'll be distracted from my lack of a plan!
>>35556251
yeah and it's hq is in israel
>>35556303
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw ISIL forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
RECLAIM KTEY TERRITORY
>>35556263
And the crusades?
>Hey Iraqis, stop fucking around and fix your shit.
>>35556319
more like nobody can tell a former college professor that they're wrong about anything
>>35556279
RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW
RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW
RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW
RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW
these strikes will eventually be used on our own soil to protect us. calling it now.
>>35556357
Which Crusade are you referring to?
>>35553915
This nigga on a greenscreen
BROAD COALITION GUYZ. HAPPENING
>>35553915
"WE WILL DEGRADE AND ULTIMATELY DESTROY ISIS"
oh lawd
>Rollback this terrorist threat
WAL MART CONFIRMED
SERVER RESETS CONFIRMED
>DEGRADE AND DESTROY
>AIRSTRIKES
BOMBING IN SYRIA CONFIRMED
BOMBING IN SYRIA CONFIRMED
BOMBING IN SYRIA CONFIRMED
BOMBING IN SYRIA CONFIRMED
BOMBING IN SYRIA CONFIRMED
Tripoli has literally fallen to Islamists and Obama is silent about it. What was the point of the Libyan intervention if we're just gonna let Islamists take over?
Welp, time to head to the recruiting station. Just gotta dig out that DD 214...
GROUND FORCES CONFIRMED
NO SAFE HAVEN MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAR
WAR
WAR
WAR
WAR
WAR
WAR
>>35556365
>.jpg
>135x90
really newfag
>servicemembers
JEsus christ, just say special forces
>>35556338
So Israel is fucking over US advertisers. I'm ok with this.
hahahahah
SYRIA HAPPENING
FUCKING CONFIRMED
NO SAFE HAVEN
>IF YOU THREATEN AMERICA YOU WILL FIND NO SAFE HAVEN
U S A
U S A
DONT FUCK WITH AMERICA
WE WILL BOMB YOU ANYTIME, ANYWHERE
NIGGA
I'm liking this so far
WW3 CONFIRMED
WE IRAQ WAR 3 NOW
WILL IT BE WAR?
WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
YOU WILL FIND NO SAFE HAVEN
>threaten murrica, get BTFO
>more troops in Iraq
IF YOU THREATEN AMERICA
YOU WILL FIND NO SAFE HAVEN
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>35556419
He couldn't let Ghadafi convince the middle east to drop the dollar when dealing with oil.
>"here's what we're going to do"
>"the same shit I've been saying the past 8 months"
Okay, thanks. What's the point of this shit? This is a fucking show, the question is for who.
>>35556263
>No religion condones the murder of people
That's just because they either don't refer to the killing as murder or they don't consider those killed to be people.
>im stopping the us deployment later this year
>jk im sending in 400 more
USA USA USA USA
>>35556491
GO OBONGO!!! USA USA USA USA OBLITERATE THE DUNE COON
NO LEGITIMACY IN ASSAD REGIME
OBAMA IS ON FUCKING FIRE TONIGHT
WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>WE WILL SUPPORT IRAQI AND CRITTISH COMBAT UNITS
>>35553915
BOOTS ON THE GROUND CONFIRMED
ITS VIETNAM ALL OVER AGAIN
>If you fuck with The Stars and Stripes you're gonna get wiped off the face of this planet fuckers.
I think he's being a bit aggressive.
Why do I have a bad feeling that the President is lying through his teeth on just about everything he says?
ON A SH SHOD REGIME
WE WILL RE-DOUBLE OUR EFFORTS BITCHES
>>35556493
Pre midterm elections.
>>35556521
*tips fedora*
>>35556493
Putin,
He's not going to let the USSA drop bombs in Syria
>>35556493
The american people, so he can pretend like he's really doing something.
GOOD LUCK ASSAD!
(Israel's gonna take your shit once US blows it to smithereens to get "the terrorists... that they trained, equipped and PUT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!)
apex fucking KEK!
>This is our strategy
>Doing the weak ass shit we've been doing
Oh, okay.
Arming the rebels to "counter ISIL". Top fucking kek. This is Libya all over again. Just wait for the airstrikes against Assad and ISIL to "protect civilians". Hope you guys like playing Air force for Jabhat Al Nusra et al.
HERE COMES THE STRAT
GET READY BOYS
>>35556574
nobody gives a shit what putin thinks
>>35553915
Holy shit! Assad gonna get BTFO, cant wait.
>>35556492
DING DING DING!
That was the right answer.
This plan isn't going to work against ISIS. Its going to take too much time, these guys are taking land and growing by the second. You wanted to stop them? You should have done it in February
Christians confirmed for Religious minority
>>35556542
We got sick of Vietnam. We can't seem to get enough of the Middle East.
>sending weapons to Iraqis and syrians
Yeah but ISIL is killing them and using those weapons...
OBAMA GOING FULL WAR HAWK TO PROTECT THE CHRISTIANS
THERE IS NO SAFE HAVEN
WE REPUBLICAN NOW
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING 'STRONGEST'.
IT HAS TO DO WITH THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION YOU FUCKING CUNT
>This is American leadership at its best
gotta say I'm kinda scared for Based Assad
stay strong!!
>>35556574
>He's not going to let the USSA drop bombs in Syria
Like he can really do shit to discourage the US.
>>35556595
>they trained, equipped and PUT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
THIS THOUSAND TIMES!!!
does obongo not realize that isis has taken over a shit ton of land already
>>35556669
obama won't give a fuck about ISIS until they start blowing up golf courses
TLDR
WE AIN'T DOING SHIT.
Wait does this mean Assad is kill?
DOES THIS MEAN
ASSAD IS KILL
>this is American leadership at its best
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/scientists-extreme-solar-storm-heading-earth-25416134
>Air force fleet over ISIS
>Solar storm EMP knocks all the jets out of the sky
>half the airforce gets beheaded
STEADY
RELENTLESS
EFFORT
F
F
O
R
T
>>35556702
Yeah that was amusing.
>>35556574
>not going to let...
wtf is he gonna do about it?
kek
>sending more weapons
THANKS FOR GIVING ISIS EVEN MORE WEAPONS!!!
>>35556660
Try talking with the EU.
If you can't see what this is building up to look into the beginning of both World Wars you fucking retard.
ERADICATE THE CANCER KNOWN AS ISIL
>cancer
DIE FOR ISRAEL
>help and give weapon to kurds
>kurds will now kill everyone who is not kurd
Good job obama
ISIL = CANCER
#rektsfired
>>35553915
lol it is kinda weird how on eve of 9/11 america is still fighting them
i hope something cool happens tommorow, the wait for 9/11 the sequel is BORING
Welcomes Congressional support.
Fucker thinks he's King Nigger.
>MUH CHANGE
Why didn't the camera dude level the frame? Somebody's gonna lose their head.
see you soon isis
BOMB ASSAD BOMB ASSAD
What's been going on in Yemen anyway?
>>35556724
he hasn't heard that on the news yet, so no
FUCKING HELL STOP MENTIONING 9/11 WE'RE OVER IT ALREADY!
>>35556801
i thought this was about isil not the economy and edumacations
number
oone
>>35556787
They wouldn't attack on 9/11, too obvious.
>we are strongest united
>i will accept Congress' complete willingness to concede in okaying every single thing im saying right now
>thnx
>i see grit and determination
Yeah, from those white house staffers....
RUSSIANS BTFO
>CANCER LIKE ISIL
>CANCER LIKE ISIL
>CANCER LIKE ISIL
>CANCER LIKE ISIL
>CANCER LIKE ISIL
>CANCER LIKE ISIL
>consistent with the approach we've used in Somalia for years
Yeah that sure worked well
>>35553915
ASS-AD BTFO
B
T
F
O
ASS
S
S
>Broad coalition
Bush said the same thing when we invaded Afghanistan and Iraq.
It was basically 95% Americans.
>>35556876
Hey it worked the first time.
America's theme song in this war
http://youtu.be/5a8nPCBXMo0
speech about IS and the nigga find some way to talk about job creation
what the fuck? is this going to last about ten hours?
AMERICAAAAAAA
Oh here we go..Ebola.
IT IS AMERICA
WW3 confirmed, get ready to fight for the bankers!
>>35556770
pissing in an ocean of piss
>>35556919
Don't forget Poland.
fuck Putin
>>35553915
I like how he threw in that jab at Putin
>russian aggression
HERE COME THE RIDF POSTS
>>35556844
BAD GOY DONT FORGET WHAT THE JE- I MEAN THE MUSLIMS DID
>>35556876
>too obvious
perfect timing then
Doesn't Obama need an ok from Syria before it bombs Syrian sovereign territory?
'It's murica!"
UKRAINE MENTIONED
PUTIN GETTING CALLED OUT
RUSSIAN AGGRESSION
SYRIAN CHEMICALS
NO SAFE HAVEN
AMERICA COMING FOR YOU
I feel like were in a fucking movie, dis gon be gud
This president is an audacious nigger, he's no president of mine.
GAS THE KIKES RACEWAR NOW
WE STAND FOR FREEDOM
FOR JUSTICE
FOR DIGNITY
I gotta admit Obongo is a good public speaker. I know every word coming out of his mouth is a load of shit but he carries himself well.
>>35556999
If it doesn't want an international incident, yes.
MURRRRICA
>ISIL
>Ukraine
>Ebola
>MUH TOLERANCE
>MUH FREEDOM
>MUH HOOMAN RITEZ
IT'S HABBEDING
9/11 REDUX: THE TAKBIRING
>>35556999
There would be coordination with Syrian intel.
