>get master's degree in history
>rack up $50k in student debt
>try to get job in my field
>you need at least 5 years experience!
>end up working in the gift shop at my town's train museum for $8 an hour while I live with my parents
>I hate trains
What the fuck? How are we supposed to get work experience if no one hires entry-level college grads?
College is the biggest scam. Trade school would've been better
>>33637370
Yes, good guy, be a plumber.
>>33637370
I don't understand the bitching. I got a full scholarship for college and started off at $80k plus bonus a year when I graduated and got a job in banking
>>33637329
>getting history degree
>not staying at faculty
>w-w-well i-i-I still can become a t-t-teacher
>spergsearlygrave.jpg
>Got a degree in a hobby.
>Does not know college is meant as a way for you to get connections and internship placements while you study.
>Not coming out of there with 3+ years of experience in different places.
>>33637329
>I hate trains
You're never gonna make it, bro. Trains are cool.
>>33637514
>why don't you just study FULL-TIME and work FULL-TIME you silly guy
fuck off
>>33637402
and earn upwards to 80-90k a year easily or more if they open their own plumbing business.
Auto mechanics make big bucks and are never without work
>>33637329
Why didn't you get a degree in a marketable in a field with marketable skillsets and study history as a minor or just for fun?
>>33637329
>>33637465
This. Why didn't you do any work as a undergrad teacher?
>>33637560
grandpa, you're too old for 4chan
>>33637560
Trains are a relic.
>>33637583
>What are those 4 months between school years?
Remember, goyim, it's not what you know, but who you know.
>>33637597
> Auto mechanics
> average income of $35k a year
> big bucks
lel
>>33637665
So convert to Judaism and network at my local synagogue?
Okay.
>>33637329
There's these magical things called internships.
>>33637329
> Going to University in the first place
> Going to University and getting a fucking degree in History
Wait to be a good fucking College/University Goy, Should have joined the military.
>>33637791
> you need to work for free for a few years before you get a low paying entry level job
shill plz
>>33637402
Still better than a degree in history
>>33637826
> supporting the military - industrialist scheme and colonial foreign policy
I see the shills are out in full force today.
Life is not a linear RPG, you need to go and actually do shit. Think outside of the box.
Highschool->College->University->Awesome Job
These are not stages of a game that you can complete and, as a reward upon "leveling up", you get put into the next one with everything given to you on a silver platter.
Fucking meet people, and then use these connections as a stepping stone to climb higher.
You need to get off your imaginary rails and blaze your own trail, you shitlord.
Scary? Yes. Risky? Yes. Is it better than being a drone, or a tiny cog in a machine that does not care about you? Absolutely.
>I hate trains
Well stop acting like one.
>mfw this shit.
>>33637329
Try teaching? Literally always jobs available
>>33637870
>hurr you cant do what you like
>you must some engineer or trading whore or a lawyer to serve you masters
>>33637329
>my town has a train museum
you in the 972?
>>33637903
> Implying you aren't a University marketer
Yep sure thing Mr. Goldstien I'll be sure to go into debt for you instead of going out and serving my country like a real man.
>>33637329
>get master's degree in finance
>rack up $50k in student debt
>try to get job in my field
>get a job with a bank after a few weeks of sending out applications
>end up working for $60 an hour while I live with my parents
>didn't go to college
>started working right out of high school
>27 now, have enough work experience for good jobs
you don't need to go to college for 60% (or more) of the jobs out there. college is and always has been a scam.
>>33637974
>paying 50k for shit you could have learned from the internet and your local library
>not getting a well-paying job in a useful field to pay for your history hobby
I told you faggots that we wouldn't have this problem if we supported a national minimum guaranteed income. But you wouldn't listen.
>>33637329
>get a useless degree
>be surprised when you can't find a job in your useless field
hint: you have been conned
>>33637402
>> TFW finished my gunsmithing apprenticeship
>> Not even telling you foggorts how much i make
>> I make my own flexible hours
>> Full benefits
>> House
>> Two cars
>> wife
>> 26
After I was ostracized at university for differing opinions other than the liberal party line I just dropped out.
Saved a shitload of money. Been working since I was 14 years old, I will be able to retire and I have zero debt. Plan on opening my own shop in a couple years.
>>33638021
>>33637903
> you're a shill
> no, YOU'RE a shill (image macro)
I leave for a year and I see that the level of discourse here hasn't changed a bit
>one year away from getting a MA in English (specialized for teaching) and education
>be from Europe so no college debt because the state pays as long as you don't fail exams
>English teachers in high demand, qualified to work as a school counselor, in HR, daycare centers, etc.
I have no connections though
>>33637329
OP, when you go for that sort of degree become a teacher. Do it for a few years then leave after the 5 years and when you have experience doing a job.
Then you can start shifting around in the job market.
>>33638143
>I dropped out after being ostracized
>>33637329
Because your degree is fucking useless. What were you trying to do with it?
Don't you need a PhD to get a job as a historian?
>>33637329
I guess it is you who is history now :^)
>>33638251
It's true. Why would I pay money to an institution that doesn't open straight white males who aren't liberals?
> 2014
> falling for the education jew
It's like you hate the idea of being employed.
>>33637329
AHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>33637329
>history
bait
>>33637329
At least you don't work graveyard shifts at McDicks. I live a lonely life.
What is the undergraduate program that will lead into the graduate program for someone looking into botany?
>>33637402
>implying turd herders aren't absolutely necessary for civilization.
>>33638345
umm history majors are way better degrees and actually respectable compared to these sociology shit degrees.
Terrible comparison. With that said the market for such degrees may not be there anymore.
>history degree
>miltiary
>become general
>>33637329
>get in shape
>learn about exercise
>get personal trainer certification for $500 bucks
>make $40 bucks an hour to coach people in person or $100 per month per client to write them programs online
>average around $600 a week working less than 12 hours
>love my job, love helping people get strong
>tons of time to work on other pursuits, read books, work on my house, etc
i don't think i'll ever get a 'full time' job if i can grow my business a bit more. it's not huge money but the sense of self-determination and the fulfillment i get from my work is too good to trade.
>>33637329
How the hell is this /pol/ related? If you want to bitch about your pathetic life, then take it to /soc/ or /r9k/ or Tumblr.
>>33637597
> earn upwards of 80-90K
Only if youre in the to 10% of plumbers or you work 100 hours a week.
Other than that, you're making less than half of that.
in norway you can easily get a comfortable factory job and earn 30-35k without any education or trade skill
Why not get a job with a class 1 railroad? Shit track laborers here in my state get $24/hr starting
When did getting a History degree become retarded? It used to be a noble pursuit, one of the classic degrees. Sad times.
I'm going for a Software engineering degree, I'm going in with practically no knowledge of coding so I hope I'll do alright.
>>33637329
>I hate trains
You deserve everything bad that has ever happened to you.
>>3637606
whatever you say pol pot
>>33638700
for:
(i use noscript, so cut and paste post #s)
>>33637606
>>33638680
Fuck off /n/!
>>33638655
that's how America used to be. that is what America was like in its greatest years (40's, 50's, 60's) before things became unsustainable and greedy jews started shipping factory jobs oversees
>tfw roof plumber apprentice
>1st year
>Making 1k+/week
You americans and your faggotry.
Step up and move to glorious Australia already.
>>33638533
Which PT cert(s) did you get?
>>33638533
>$100 per month per client to write them programs online
People just like throwing money away don't they?
>get stupid degree
>don't network
>complain on internet because you wasted your money
>still believing boomer lies
>current year
>>33637402
>Friend and I go to community college
>He does pluming
>I do business studies night time course and graphics as my main
>other friends full of them selfs with their internet test IQ scores, do maths and science and english and go onto uni
>they mock friend for doing pluming like they are above him
>I got mocked for doing graphics but not as much
>they tell us how they are going to be able to make £90k a year during their courses starting and we will be lucky if we make 12k
>me and my friend finish 2 years before them and start our "menial jobs"
>lose contact from asshats
>2 years later friends finish and come to gloat ( invite us to a graduation party)
>Friend now has a plumbing business and employs 6 (helped him start up)
>I own a decent print company
>Its 2014 and my uni friends have still not found a job in their field
Every time they spew nonsense about applying for a job and they think they are defiantly going to get it we tell them they don't want parrots to regurgitate a text book you learned 2 years ago
Enjoy your STEM degrees everyone, you won't get anywhere unless you have some connection during uni for experience
>>33637329
>I hate trains
You deserve your fate.
>>33637826
> Calls somebody a good goy for going to college
> tells people to join the institution that exclusively serves Israel.
>>33637329
>masters degree in history
lol you deserve your pain
>>33637854
>Not getting internship that pays you $4000 for 10 weeks
Thank you based STEM.
>>33638773
just NASM. over time it's good to collect them all but so far it really hasn't been necessary and it seems like a big racket anyway ($500 fucking dollars to get a certification that you only 'use' to impress clients). I want to get a USAW certification soon though because I have a dream of running a crossfit box (big $$$)
>>33638785
I also give them constant reminders, advice, encouragement, etc. You'd be surprised how much of a difference it makes
>>33638021
> Ill be sure to go into debt for you instead of going out and being killed for Israel like a Good Goy.
FTFY
>master's degree in history
>>33638914
you can land pretty decent jobs with museums, historical sites, conservation, libraries, etc. OP is probably retarded and didn't make any connections in school or do any internships
>>33637329
>get master's degree in history
How useful
If I was a trust fund kid I would be a history major. But since it has no career options I'm going into construction management (babby STEM major)
>>33638892
> Getting yourself killed
Survival of the /fit/ist m8
>23
>didn't go college or even get my diploma, left school at 16
>been working various menial jobs since
>working always sucked and looking for worked always sucked
>left my last job a week ago due to my hours being cut
>constant dread at first as finding a job took forever in the past
>now getting offers flung at me cause of all the bullshit experience i've managed to gain
>had two people email me today asking me to apply for jobs they've posted
Been like this all fortnight. Don't get me wrong, these are shit jobs that don't pay very well, but I have the luxury of picking the cosiest. I'll go with whichever one involves the shortest commute and involves the least amount of grunt work.
As someone who is very invested in their hobbies and doesn't care about a career outside of them whatsoever, it feels like I'm in slackers paradise.
>>33637370
More like TRAIN school, amirite?
>>33639023
No, that was a horrible pun
>>33639023
No. Just no. That was shit. You're a disgrace to Carlos shitposters everywhere.
>>33637329
>I hate trains
How can you hate a mode of transportation?
okay niggers I just found out a few years ago my parents already paid for my college (four years of everything for free)
what should I major in? I plan on getting something relevant to helping me in the service because I want to be an officer in the navy once im out.
I was thinking history since its my best subject but the job field is shit for that. any recommendations?
>>33638873
>I have a dream of running a crossfit box
You dream of introducing the world to Uncle Rhabdo?
>>33638756
bullshit, first year apprentices don't make anywhere near 1k a week.
>>33639023
No, He went of the rails with his education.
>>33639106
Whatever you plan on actually studying, i would recommend minoring in either finance or accounting.
Even as minors, they can open alot of doors for you in the job market.
>>33639106
people will talk shit but minoring in philosophy is a good way to expose yourself to important writings from the past. Having a decent professor guide you through Aristotle, Thomas Aquinas, Kant, etc will give you serious mental gains if you put in the effort.
>>33639106
http://www.usna.edu/Academics/Majors-and-Courses/
Do one or two of these majors at the school you're attending.
captcha losvey Business
>>33638952
Anyone ever done the math, like how many history majors they pumped out in comparison to those sorts of positions available in the current free market? Probably would have been better off being a theologian.
I worked with a history major once, in the tree service business, he was clearing 50k a year though, in reasonable shape, no neck beard, he was fairly red-pilled actually kek. A bit of a tyrant but we assumed this went with his privileged status so mostly ignored it.
>>33639079
>No, just no
SJW detected.
>>33639106
>wanting to enter the military during peace time
>wants to be a commissioned officer aka an incompetent jack ass
Don't do it faggot
>>33637329
How many jobs did you have in high school, college, and grad school?
>I hate trains
I will slap you.
>>33639208
liberal arts majors are only worthless if you don't do anything else while you are at school. You have to make your resume impressive by doing internships, running clubs, writing for the newspaper, contacting employers early on, etc etc. If you just go to school and get the degree it is pretty much worthless
>>33639204
Majoring or minoring in philosophy is really only useful in the long run if you plan on going to law school after your undergrad.
>>33637329
>I hate trains
I don't know why I laughed at this, but I did.
>>33637560
>>33638680
>>33638839
Autists detected.
fuck you nigger somebody has to do the job. the pay is amazing and you get to see the world.
>>33639237
>>33639113
actually after completing job training they usually start out at 20 bucks an hour. so a 9-5 40 hr work week would put em at like 800 before taxes
I plan on enlisting in the Air Force and getting paramedic training. After I serve for four years, if I like it, I'll stay for the full 20. If not, I'll leave after 4 and find work as a civilian paramedic, make money, and retire at a decent age because I'm not planning on getting married or having kids.
>>33639327
or Yuropeen. most americans think subway=train
>>33639343
i'm going in as well, trying to get an engineering or IT job.
>>33637329
Run for your school board and get your foot in the door somewhere. You'll make better connections than at a gift shop
>>33637329
You need to man up, son. Whe I graduated with a Bachelor in the lliberal arts, I walked straight into the fist workplace I saw, and asked to speak to the manager. I looked him straight in the eye and said "Sir, I should fit right in here."
And that's how I started my career as a fluffer.
>"What is your job?"
>"Sh...sheet metal worker!"
>"Did you make your quota of sheet metal today? Yes or no?"
This is why Germany is an economic powerhouse despite losing two world wars. I want to empty every American college of all liberal arts and "communications" degree majors. I would send the women home and the men into my new heavily armed border guard, alternate energy department, or agriculture. Fuck this people sitting around doing nothing anymore.
Anyone who resists gets either the beating of their life in the streets or shot in the head in the streets. Time for some harsh discipline.
>I've had too much coffee this morning.
>>33639343
>civilian paramedic, make money, and retire at a decent age
You might be overestimating how much a Para gets.
>>33637329
>get master's degree in history
>live in Ireland (Semi socialist)
>get a grant from the government
>no debt and basically free money
That's my plan anyway. One of my friends didn't need to use any of his money for college and ended up using it to upgrade his PC.
>getting a masters degree with no internship or networking
>wants a high paying job
Kek
>>33638785
Tons of fitness personalities do this nowadays, actually. If you ever check facebook pages for people like Joey Gloor or Simeon Panda, every other post is "get ripped, buy my personalized program".
NASM and similar certs are actually easy money though, and I plan on getting that or NSCA when I'm done my associates at the end of the year. A co-worker of mine at the gym I worked at has his program accredited by NASM and he makes way more $ just for that fact alone. If fitness is your thing, there's many avenues for making money in it.
>>33638873
>dream of running a crossfit box
You're not going to dedicate it to pure Crossfit right? I know it's got low overhead and draws from an endless supply of paleo retards...but cmon man.
>>33639341
things may have changed in the past few years but most of my mates did apprenticeships out of high school and only earned about 15 an hour in their first year.
actually thinking about it now it might be an age thing to, maybe if you started an apprenticeship after 21 you'd get more...
>>33639393
Good job, a nice civilian IT position is more or less guaranteed once you get to E6.
>>33637329
>getting your masters degree on your own
You fucked up
You need to use your undergrad to work for a place that pays for your master's
>>33639459
Apparently too much caffeine can lead to extreme edginess.
>>33639519
you can run a box pretty much however you want. the box i used to visit had people doing straight up olympic lifting programs, powerlifting, etc. The crossfit programming there was for the old ladies/fatties who were just there to lose weight, and they never were allowed to do olympic lifts or to do things when their form wasn't ready. All in all it was a great training facility and is still run really well
>>33639468
I'm only going to be providing for myself. As I said, I'm not going to have a wife or kids.
>>33637329
>get master's degree in history
>master's degree
>no experience in work
shit son, the least you coulda done was go into work a few years before the masters, there is fuck all point in all the way to masters if you've not a single day work experience
>>33638533
post pics of you or else fake
>>33639655
>I'm not going to have a wife or kids.
>thinking you can just arbitrarily decide this shit
next you'll say getting cancer isn't in your game plan either
why you hate trains
they transport cargo son
don't you like cargo
cargo rules
>>33638866
$4k for 10 weeks?
Shit, where were you working, a Mexican dungeon? Usually, engineering internships from my uni make around $2800 a month.
>>33638785
Yes.
Personal trainers are little more than glorified adult babysitters at the gym, and they make bank doing it.
PTs only make so much bank because people as a whole are hopelessly retarded about basic fitness and nutrition.
>>33639691
i don't look good. i'm a no abs fat powerlifter who half-asses his own training and diet.
here's my deadlift PR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7e5DxX8Cms
>>33637329
Well you shouldnt studied history the you fucktard
What do you thought would happen?
>>33639764
>that background music
>Studying a BA triple major in History, Defence Studies and Security Studies
>Network with my professors
Get gud son, don't be ordinary.
>>33639764
>Attack on Titan
>Gorillaz
kekerino
>>33637329
1. You cannot get a master degree in a college. Degrees are attained in a university, diplomas are attained in a college.
2. History is a very specific field with much graduates and only little jobs. Then there is also the fact a diploma like history does not prove your level of intelligence and persistence like a diploma in engineering or mathematics would.
3. You should apply for jobs that require experience, despite having no experience. Either lie and make up your experience ( most don't ever check ) or make your application good enough that the lack of experience does not matter.
>>33639546
yea i guess it would be a bit more for someone over 21 cause the guy that told me about it was working in my area and he had only just started 2yrs ago and he's like 24 i think
>>33640134
OP isn't responding to any posts in this thread
take a hint, buddy
>>33639562
i'm starting at an e3 since i already have college credits
>>33639106
If you like History I'd say do History with Concurrent for teaching as it would give you a good back up career, at least if your in Canada.
If your American do a STEM, preferably engineering, unless you suck at science or math.
>>33639762
i tried applying to one in my local area a while back, didn't get in ;.;
>get bachelor's degree in art
>live like hobo, rack up less than $10k in debt
>work at a factory for three years
>pay off debt
>sell out art shows, open music merchandise distro
>basically draw and screen print in my own kitchen
>pull in six figures in a bad year
lol useless degree
>>33637329
>master's degree in history
>>33637329
>Get my Bachelor's Degree with Honors
>Try to get a job in IT
>"You need at least 3-5 years of experience"
>Requirements: Must know Windows
>Literally never even get contacted due to the lack of experience
Even Best Buy won't fucking contact me, because apparently they'd rather hire high school dropouts than a college grad.
>>33640048
Hell yeah my nigga, feels good to be productive
>insurance/finance and economics/finance double major
>health science minor to get a leg up on competition in HMO hiring process
>active member of the insurance honor society
>chose to go to school in the mecca of American health insurance
>made sure to take a shitton of AP courses in high school so I'd be a year ahead when I got in
Doing the credit equivalent of a five-year degree in four years, feels fokin gr8; oh, and
>3.87 GPA
you were meant to get traineeships by sucking up to lecturers and help them out all the time, get volunteer work at a museum while STILL STUDYING. you done goofed. you have no connections after spending years at a university THE PLACE YOU GO TO MAKE CONNECTIONS THAT WILL HELP YOU GET JOBS FOR THE REST OF YOUR CAREER.
>Do well in school
>'Don't worry about what you do, just do something you enjoy'
>Stuck doing a history degree
Thanks, modern British education. I know I'm still young and can turn it around, but I feel like I've wasted so much time thanks to this push to get everyone into university. At least I can always teach and leach off the state like most of the country.
>>33640325
that's because a high school dropout with an A+ certification has about 4 times your knowledge about actually working on computer hardware.
I've been in IT for 20 years and all the fags with a degree in CompuSci or MIS go into sales because they don't know a fucking thing about actual computers
I majored in biochem and dropped out to draw/animate porn to much success. It's a weird life.
>>33640563
>this
>>33637329
>not studying public administrative sciences
>complains about not getting an job
How about you would study for major that actually can get you employed?
>>33640609
Post pic of your work.
But in all honesty, only about 50% of biochem graduates get job on their own field(at least in Finland) and unemployment rate is about 15%(at least 100% higher than national average)
>>33640941
tiarawhy.com for my stuff. And that's pretty much why I dropped out, I started looking at interships and talking to those with years in the field and it was some grim stuff. Without going for a ph.d the best i could hope for out of college was a sub teacher group or going for certifications to be a lab tech.
>be decent high school student
>get shit ton of scholarship money
>go to school for free
I don't feel bad when anyone complains about school being expensive. This is what you get for smoking weed and fucking like rabbits in high school.
>>33641021
So much for "great STEM fields" huh?
>studying useless degree at one of the most expensive schools in the country
>wasted my freshman year in my room on 4chan
>finally realize over the summer that I am fucked without networking
>program at school more or less forces you to meet other people etc.
I'm actually kind of scared to go back, but it is too late to drop out. Luckily people seem to like you a lot as long as you pitch for drugs.
>>33637329
>history
this is why you fail.
>goto Art school
>pay for degree on part time work in summer and on weekends
>economic crash happens months away from graduation
>go back to school for a second degree to wait for the crash to blow over
>friends who graduated immediately experience money and lack of work issues. They all work as dishwashers, mall clerks or waitresses even today
>continue work on degree, attend entertainment technology conference that comes to town where I track down and socialize to developers about gaming trends
>offer my business card at the end, shake their hand and thank them
>months later one of the developers calls me to help do concept art for his new studio as an unpaid intern
>I work for a month, trading concept art for lectures on the inside and out of the industry
>quit after learning how terrible it is for artists in the videogame industry
>find and overhear a director one day in a coffeeshop, converse with him, he asks if I do storyboards, I bullshit and say yes
>a month later I'm storyboarding and working alongside a director on shoots for commercials
>graduate, hear an animation studio is opening in my city
>apply and embellish my previous work experience and length working them
>producer sends me a series of animation tests for computer programs I've never used before
>stay up all night learning the programs and doing my best on the test
>employer is convinced i am a talented art director of sorts so I'm immediately hired on a senior salary starting at 60k three months after graduation
>tfw making in the most competitive and chronically underpaid industries around.
Fortune favours the bold anon. I only had maybe a few months of varied experience before securing my career.
ITT; shitpostingg
>>33637329
>>I hate trains
Well fuck you too.
>>33637329
>>get master's degree in history
There's your problem.
>>33640134
Wrong. US colleges often do have masters and even doctoral programs. I'm in a public college at the moment and we have plenty of each.
>>33637329
50k in debt for a history degree?
Ya blew it.
>>33638143
You ever live in Colorado?
>>33637950
underrated post
>>33637329
> history degree
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Faggot.
You're supposed to be doing internships and gaining experience while studying.
This is why kids shouldn't be pushed into college immediately after high school.
>>33640367
nice blog
>>33638952
OP is probably retarded in general. I'm a theater major and I hear the same shit all the time. Unsurprisingly the people who bitch like OP are always the retarded ones who not only generally suck at acting but never actually took the time to study their lines or anything else.
>>33640563
>A+ cert
>4 times my knowledge
top lel
I still find it absurd though that a college degree isn't worth shit to many employers. Its as if no one is willing to train an employee these days, and expects them to come with years worth of experience straight out of college. My 3 months of volunteering in an IT department won't get me any job despite there being nothing left to experience in that position.
If I had the cash, I could get an A+ cert next week if I had to. But its kinda hard to get cash when literally no one is willing to hire you.
>get master degree in mathematics
>my professors beg me to go for the phd
>head hunters call me
>tfw turning them down
>>33637329
why dont you move to another country and ditch your debt?
>>33637329
Everybody is getting college degrees thanks to daddy government and the dumbing down of the degrees so having a degree is pretty much meaningless.
You're supposed to do something useful for other people numbnuts.
History doesn't help anyone. Why should anyone pay you for it?
>>33637329
start writing history fiction in your spare time.
>>33637329
>Majoring in History
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD, PEOPLE STILL DO THIS!
>>33637329
>get master's degree in history
Get the fuck out of here.
>>33638143
>a house
m8 plz
>>33637329
>signs his life over to be a debt slave that paid for his own propaganda.
serves you right you shit for brain
kill yourself!
>>33647951
Seriously, what's wrong with history? It is important to have people who can understand the past.
Disclaimer: I don't study history.
>>33648670
its racist against blacks
>>33648670
we'd like to know your plans to pay the bills when you're 40, anon
>>33648818
So, the value of your education is dependant on how much money you can make?
Am I being shilled here? Or did /pol/ start sucking the neoliberal dick?
>>33648670
It's called google.
>>33637329
Grats on your debt.
I would recommend going into industries with massive turnover like call centers or collections. The pay sucks to start but better than what you are making and you will outlast your competition if you are not a lazy shit and get promoted just for being there a while and not sucking.
Why is it that entry level jobs are no longer entry level?
>>33649092
Technology familiarity requirements, awful job market that favors employers.
>>33649181
I've come across ads that ask for a year or more experience in programming languages that aren't even 7 months old.
>>33649232
Hr is always retarded.
I legally grow pot and make more than the majority of you.
life can be okay sometimes i guess
>>33649286
>inb4 dea raid
>>33649377
Its funny how "hurr i hope u get raided" is all you guys ever can say about it. its not going to happen. not getting raided is incredibly easy. especially when you have legality behind you.
>>33637665
>What are those 4 months between school years?
Time for more school
Seriously, when I was at community college I took Fall and Spring classes, then the short Summer and Winter classes
I think that is why I got my AS in 1.5 years and my friends took 4 years or more
>>33637329
>tfw double majored in history AND political science
>tfw been unemployed since graduating 4 years ago
>tfw got idea to turn my life around by teaching English overseas
>acquired tefl cert. It was a legit in-class course that included student teaching and cost $2k
>tfw was going to teach English in Korea but got arrested after trying to avoid running over a rabbit by braking hard. Some basketball Americans rear ended me, started freaking out about not having insurance beat me up, then whined to the police that I was the aggressor when the cops arrived. Pleb cops didnt believe me even though i was the one with a bloody nose, busted lip, bruised face, etc. At least the nigs car was smashed and my 99 jeep Cherokee was barely damaged . . .
>Told I was being arrested for attempted homicide, then assault with a deadly weapon when I was in jail, then . . .
>DA rejected case less than 3 weeks later (courts are overburdened in this area - probably like a day to half a week anywhere else)
>tfw cant teach overseas in a bunch of countries just because of an arrest (with no conviction, plea deal, nothing)
>tfw back to sitting in my room all day with no idea what to do now
>>33637329
you're supposed to do internship and research and suck the penis of the faculty to get rec's OP. Also having a rich zionist uncle helps too.
>>33649286
>>33649453
Isn't that field overcrowded thought?
I know some cities limit the number of shops and most of them grow their own marijuana
>>33649524
why dont you go into politics, create the party /pol/ needs
>>33638637
And who doesn't want to work 100 hours a week on more or less freelance work? It all goes towards more money long term unlike the shit entry level jobs you will get after graduating.
>>33649453
I don't hope you get raided.
I would giggle if it happened though.
And you don't have federal law behind you.
>>33637329
>I hate trains
Well fuck off then...
so much complaining in this thread!
Im 28, virgin and have never had a job in my entire life. I dropped out of middle school and has smoked weed and eaten pizza ever since. Did i mention i just passed 350 lbs?
My life is great! Haha you idiots with think bodies, college degrees and no job! How loser can you be??????????
>>33649576
No charisma, and shit PR skills.
If I had to defend an innocent man he'd probably end up getting the electric chair.
>>33649592
Funny thing about that is that you can pay the feds off. its called taxes (hefty ones at that but still). They only care about their money.
>>33649542
It's becoming overcrowded but I got in at the perfect time
You're supposed to write a history book with a funny slant, that's where all the money is.
God forbid anyone buys a real history book anymore
>>33640134
fuck off britbong. The world doesn't care about your backwards version of english
>>33649781
do people even buy books anymore?
>>33637329
>I hate trains
You're on the wrong board mother fucker.
>>33650030
Y = X
Checkmate Z!!
>>33637329
>>33649189
>International central banks and monetary funds "print" money as much as they want. Most of it is digital now anyway. Debt slaves for life.
>For almost every other human activity they want currency, from eating and drinking to clothing oneself and finding a partner. Religion came from innate spirituality and patriotism from the tribe, but money they invented themselves- the most fantastic and effective of all their tools of domestication. They have convinced the slaves that money actually has some intrinsic value, since at some point in the past it actually did. Once they were finally able to disconnect money completely from anything other than their computers, they finally took complete control, locked the last gate and electrified all the fences. They ingeniously print it up out of the nothing and loan it with interest in order for 18-year-olds to spend four years drinking and memorizing propaganda as they begin a financial indebtedness that will most likely never end.
>By the time the typical American is thirty the debt is mounted so high that they abandon any hope of ever being free of it and embrace their mortgages, credit cards, student loans and car loans as gifts from a sugar daddy. What they rarely asks themselves is why they must work to make money while banks can simply create it with a few key strokes. If they printed out notes on their HP’s and loaned them with interest to their neighbors, they would wind up in a penitentiary, but not our friends on Wall Street- they do just that and wind up pulling the strings in the White House. The genius of the money scam is how obvious it is. When people are told that banks create money out of nothing and are paid interest for it the good folks are left incredulous.
>“It can’t be that simple!” No one wants to believe that they have been enslaved so easily .
>>33637950
Death defying wisdom post of the year
>studies history
>knows it's not going to be AAA graduate
>wonders why he can't get a job
History is amazing tesis or knowing the right people/have the right name.
You are a fucking retard
