Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is the president of Nigeria.
>The president of Nigeria is named Dr. Goodluck Ebola.
His biography is called the Wind of Hope.
>The biography of African President Dr. Goodluck Ebola is called The Wind of Hope.
Dr. Goodluck Ebola has a BS in zoology.
>The president of Nigeria is a zookeeper.
I opened his facebook page and..
>pages/Goodluck-Ebele-Jonathan/142365035796699
I... I just can't.
>>33509832
Hahaha, no way. How brazen can those kikes get?
>>33509832
>make full speading
where did my sides go
>>33509832
he's the leader we deserve
>>33509832
This guy posts constantly...
>>33509832
>The president of Nigeria is a zookeeper.
makes sense. it's nigeria.
/pol/ found a way
>>33509832
>>33509832
>The president of Nigeria is named Dr. Goodluck Ebola.
Is this real life?
Is this real life?
>>33510261
ITS LIKE HE KNEW
GOODLUCK EBELE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodluck_Jonathan
How is this real
>>33509832
good luck president ebola
>>33509832
>The biography of African President Dr. Goodluck Ebola is called The Wind of Hope.
It is indeed the wind of hope.
IS THIS FUCKING REAL LIFE? A glitch in the matrix, how is this happening. I don't even know anymore..
GOOD LUCK EBELE
It's planned all along. From Nigeria, Ebola will spread to the world.
They already got 8 uncomfirmed cases.
In october, there will be the muslim pilgrimage, where some 2 million people world wide attend, and you bet some nigerian muslims will be there.
>>33509832
That's it. I'm done. It's aliens. We're being trolled by aliens. There is no other explanation.
>>33509832
dude has posted almost 20 times since the OP
oh well, if I was trying to rule liberia I'd probably give up after a while and shitpost on the internet all day too
>>33511811
er wait, nigeria? now I'm really confused
>>33511400
>In January 2014, Jonathan signed into law the Same Sex Marriage Prohibition Act after it was passed by the Senate and House of Representatives. The law prohibits gay relationships, membership and other involvement in gay societies and organizations and gay marriages.
Goodluck Ebola is awesome
>>33510261
>Ebola is airborne
>Wind of hope
Is this real?
>>33509832
this is too much
well at least he isn't trying to cover it up
>>33511927
No. Ebola is not airborne. It is liquid borne. Spit, piss, shit, vomit, blood, semen, mucus, etc.
>>33512115
much bluepill.
very disappoint.
>>33509832
>Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan
I fucking lost it when I checked wikipedia and found out its true
>>33512087
>His wife name is Patience
I cant, I just cant
this is nigerious beyond words
good job OP and GOOD LUCK EBOLA
>>33509832
>>33509832
Look at that smug motherfucker. Killing all those people and just rubbing our noses in it.
But he is doing God's work.
Good luck ebola!
Are the Jews even trying anymore
>this thread
>>33512247
It's not true, it cannot possibly be true, someone hacked them and put that name, am I, am I insane now?
>>33512511
No man, the first thing I did was check the history.
>>33509832
>tfw no qt Ebola GF
>>33509832
Nope.
Nope. nope nope nope nope nope.
I'm out.
>>33511811
You aren't kidding, he's posted like 200 more times since this thread started.
How does one man find the time to infect a thousand people, be massa zookeeper over the whole of Nigeria, and update Facebook 5 times a minute?
>>33512656
Nice thumbnail
>>33512795
he is the hero /pol/ deserves.
>>33512253
>Patience is Dr Goodluck Ebola's wife
Who the fuck does she think she is? Chef Boyarbola?
>>33509832
good luck ebola, please bring the wind of hope
>>33512944
>dat gaping mouth
leaders of third world nations are so fucking weird
>>33509832
>Dr. Goodluck Ebele
Clearly says Ebele not Ebola. Hurr durr it starts with an E just like Ebola.
this is too much man
Good luck my sides
>>33512944
I suddenly have a raging boner.
>>33512115
i can spit through the air 25 feet.
>checkmate EIDF
>>33509832
(CNN) -- Doctors working with the World Health Organization have managed to track down the reason why the recent outbreak of Ebola in East Africa has been spreading so uncontrollably.
Dr. Charles Boelen spoke to reporters Monday saying that his team had managed to uncover the shocking reason behind Ebola's spread. "We have received information that Ebola is being deliberately spread throughout Africa by a group we can only refer to as terrorists" Since it was detected in March, the number of suspected and confirmed cases attributed to Ebola in the West African nations of Liberia, Sierra Leone, Guinea and Nigeria stands at 1,603, including 887 deaths.
Dr. Boelen continued "We have not managed to discover any specific members, but it would appear that a group of extremists from multiple countries have been spreading Ebola with the stated goal of wiping out Africa."
When asked to comment on how the suspected terrorists were speaking the disease, he said "They are posting in online forums saying "Good luck Ebola," and each post encourages Ebola to infect another person."
I guess now we know who is funding the bioterrorists.
>>33512115
http://www.intellihub.com/cdc-sees-ebola-human-human-airborne-transmissible-says-researcher/
>>33509832
It's all a big fucking joke is it...
Fuck.
>>33509832
Sometimes the universe shows me things that make me stop what I'm doing, go back home, and lock myself inside.
This is one of them.
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
Yeah, no shit.
>>33513915
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
>>33513915
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
>>33513915
dr. goodluck ebele
>>33513915
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
Is this a sign?
>>33509832
Something tells me that a war between Nigeria and Madagascar is imminent.
this nigga just does not stop posting
>posts the same thing several times
this fuggin guy
apparently canada lready has a cure http://globalnews.ca/news/1490686/ebola-treatment-kept-secret-possible-serums-and-effect-on-survivors/ wake up americans canada made a cure for this in 20132013
Ok, I don't know whether gods exist, aliens exist or whatever but someone's certainly fucking with us. Good luck Ebola!
wat
>>33514624
How much will it cost?
no idea
sounds like obama wants americans to test them fema camps out
>>33514000
why is no one wishing him luck on twitter?
>>33515330
this
>>33515330
@JGoodlucktweets
>>33514624
>>33514984
>>33515090
Learn to reply you fucking retard
>>33509832
>>33516182
meant for
>>33514000
Someone direct him to this thread
The king must rule his kingdom
>>33513170
>Clearly says Ebele not Ebola.
being this autistic.
GOOD LUCK EBELE
>>33513915
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
Can't contain the Zaire strain
>>33516182
good luck ebele
>>33509832
No wonder is his country so shitty.
>EBOLA EPIDERMIC
shit nigga i've got ebola in my epidermis
>these African names
I know a guy who has a similar name along with his siblings
Hope, Mighty, Gift..... and Paul
>>33513299
EIDF kek, oh this thread. OP, this is always needed in /pol/.
>>33516307
This. The Internet wishes to meet President Dr. Reverend Goodluck Ebola, zookeeper of Nigeria.
>>33511911
Goodluck doesn't sound half bad.
>>33509832
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
>>33512115
eidf pls go
>>33516849
I want to wish him good luck.
>No selfies
>No food
Meh.
>>33510261
Based Ebele, please rid the world of kikes and other niggers.
Good luck!
>>33509832
I don't think that's actually his real fb page. Looks like some nigerian blogger trying to rid off the guy's name recognition.
official one is here:
pages/President-Goodluck-Ebele-Jonathan-GCFR/176001905818171
>>33511726
>We're being trolled by aliens. There is no other explanation.
this.
>>33513915
GOOD LUCK EBOLA :D :D :D
>>33516182
oh god, more OC! we need more OC!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
>33509832
>The president of Nigeria is a zookeeper.
Nah, he's just the house nig.
>>33509832
Good luck president Ebola
>>33522197
Top lel
>>33509832
fuck you, there's no way this is real.
>>33509832
>In January 2014, Jonathan signed into law the Same Sex Marriage Prohibition Act after it was passed by the Senate and House of Representatives. The law prohibits gay relationships, membership and other involvement in gay societies and organizations and gay marriages. Penalties can be up to 14 years in prison for gay marriages and up to 10 years for other violations of the law.[47] Within a short period, the federal police department compiled a list of 168 gay people who would subsequently be jailed. Within days, 38 lesbian and gay people were already jailed, with arrests beginning during Christmas. The anti-LGBT bill stipulates that those who withhold the details of LGBT individuals face prison terms of up to 5 years.
GOOD LUCK GOODLUCK
>>33513915
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
>>33510261
>His biography is called the Wind of Hope.
>>33513677
Why not post the full quote? He's a very eloquent speaker.
Hahaha no fucking way
>>33524852
>Why not post the full quote? He's a very eloquent speaker.
Hes also Christian apparently, and signed a ban on gay marriage.
Not only that, but the law prohibits gay relationships, societies and organizations and can lead to 14 years in prison.
HAHA and within 38 days 168 gays were jailed.
Goddamn this guy actually sounds kind of based.
>>33524852
oh mein sides
>>33510822
Top kek!
http://www.nigerianwatch.com/news/4990-us-health-officials-to-screen-goodluck-for-ebola-virus-when-he-arrives-in-washington
Looks like goodluck ebola is bring the virus to the us personally.
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
>>33528339
I cannot handle this
>>33512253
cherry on top of the cake
topkek
Pols memes and hilarity are pervading our overlords it seems. They are incorporating our culture into their games with humanity.
associated henrba
>>33528946
Does this mean we've won?
Synchronicity is the coming together of inner and outer events in a way that cannot be explained by cause and effect and that is meaningful to the observer.
Its not just the name of a /Pol/ice album.
Where were you when Synchronicity was released?
We have entered the looking glass. Goodluck!!! <3
ride doesnt stop...
...it just goes faster...
>>33512115
This is bait
>>33509832
Muh...Fucking...Sides
LIFE IS NOT REAL
THE MATRIX HAS FUCKED UP
>>33513915
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
What the flip
>>33509974
They're under your buttcheeks now.
>>33511726
>'ayy lmao!'
>'Let's this nigger named their kid goodluck ebola'.
>'Lol, make him a president.'
>'AYyy, I'mma make his country spread ebola'
>>33512283
>after /pol/'s constant efforts to inform the world of it's doom the world finally realizes it's fucked.
>it's moments too late.
>/pol/ just laughs.
>>33512944
Bitch, stop smiling.
Ain't nothin' THAT damn funny.
>>33516374
Why has everyone suddenly forgotten that sweat is a bodily fluid?
>>33529098
That's fucking beautiful.
>>33512253
fucking lol
>>33512253
>I can't, I just cant...
you can't wait?
>>33512115
Get sneezed, bitch.
I hope I don't wipe my nose before I touch that door handle.
>>33513915
Good luck ebola
>>33513170
Ebola and ebele look the same in arabic script (which is used for one of the languages he speaks).
>>33513170
Shut up you fucking feggot
>mfw people are just now learning that the president of Nigeria's first name is Goodluck.
Seriously, do you not watch the news, or what?
>>33533846
>paying attention to anything Nigeria related
Seriously, do you not have anything better to do in your life, or what?
>>33513915
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
>>33513915
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
