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>>EBOLA IN NYC
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/national/wp/2014/08/04/new-york-city-patient-being-tested-for-ebola-virus/
>>33460372
Know the symptoms
>>33460372
fist
click-bait
No blood, no ebola.
Ebola confirmed in California. San Diego on lockdown
Alarming to say the least
tennessee confirmed for kill
http://www.wdbj7.com/health/us-doctor-quarantines-himself-at-home/27277974
>>33460372
>being tested
Come back when it's actually confirmed.
israel will not be affected by ebola
the rest of the world will perish while israel is unharmed
>>33460472
You freaked me until I looked into it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrAn9D1Niy4
>>33460372
Arab countries are shutting down their airports.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/todayinthesky/2014/08/04/emirates-suspends-guinea-flights-on-ebola-concerns/13564029/
Why are we letting people in from west Africa?
>>33460508
he arrived on a commercial flight home. Everyone on that plane was possibly infected
>>33460372
Cells are the substance from which I am made. Cells are which carries me along, but I am the cell; it is a virus that devours me, but I am the virus; it is a killer that consumes me, but I am the killer.
Wouldn't it be shit if humanity dies by something a billion smaller than itself
>>33460372
>mfw every here one in KC is freaking out and pretty much ransacking wal mart
>>33460508
>flies home
>doesnt tell the cdc
>"I'll just stay home. It'll be fine"
holy fuckballs
I live 7 blocks away from Mount Sinai
on the 13th floor
Am i going to be lucky or unlucky bros????
>>33460648
>and pretty much ransacking wal mart
What, did the EBT cards get refilled today?
>>33460580
6deep9me
Holy fuck New Yorkers are literally shitposters.
>>33460528
>>33460681
Your job is to spread it. Be the angel of death that you were born to become.
If dubs America goes to war with Russia
I wonder what this shit's mettle is, no doubt the mortality rate will be lower in on the US but I wonder by how much
If Dubs China invades everyone.
>>33460716
b-but I was born to become a famous singer, not an angel of death!!!
if trips i become ruler of the world
>>33460770
Become that famous singer and sing people to their graves.
>Ebola drug maker's stock surges
http://money.cnn.com/2014/08/04/investing/ebola-drug-tekmira/
>>33460818
Ayy lmao
>Nigeria is Kill
http://online.wsj.com/articles/nigeria-confirms-second-ebola-case-1407161279
If dubs North Korea conquers the globe.
>>33460707
>don't exist for billions of years
>defy astronomical odds and exist
>only to shitpost anonymously
>y god
>>33460672
>>33460568
>>33460508
He's showing no symptoms, he's just being careful.
ayyyyyyyyyy lmao
AYYYY
>mount sinai
>jew star
can you get anymore jewish America? Fucking hell
>>33460832
buying now
>>33460372
http://7online.com/239663/
>>33460974
what happened to that guy?
he looks like an orange after you step on it
>>33460580
This is one deep disease.
>they don't realize that Jews spread the outbreak to distract attention from the Gaza War and to make money off the new serum
>>33461045
for us
>>33460974
Gee it's almost like it's a Jewish hospital.
If dubs panic and rioting in NYC within 72 hrs
North Korea with its strict control of people coming in or out will be the only country untouched. Imagine the kind of fervor that would garner in the Norks. They would really start believing in themselves.
I hope every single person in NYC dies.
>>33461078
Was getting detected part of your plan EIDF?
>>33461148
>american flag up his ass
i cant breth send hepl
>>33461151
>Implying Ebola is not a North Korean made virus to wipe out all forces opposed to Kim.
>>33461163
PEOPLE IN JEW YORK TRAVEL ALL OVER THE FUCKING WORLD YOU IDIOT. THIS IS THE WORST PLACE ON THE FUCKING PLANET FOR EBOLA TO OUTBREAK. IT WILL SPREAD ALL OVER THE WORLD IF IT REALLY IS EBOLA YOU FUCKING IDIOT. IF IT WAS IN SOME RURAL TOWN IT WOULDN'T BE THAT BIG A DEAL. NOW WE ARE ALL IN DANGER
>>33460555
That would be racist, you cis, white goy.
Always remember: your life is not as important as the convenience of random strangers.
>>33460681
When you start to vomit, go to the hood.
>>33461189
of course
>>33461199
Double Dubs confirm.
canada doctor under quarantine after returning from Liberia.
>shits over syrups
PRESS CONFERENCE SOON
>PRESS CONFERENCE SOON
PRESS CONFERENCE SOON
>PRESS CONFERENCE SOON
PRESS CONFERENCE SOON
>PRESS CONFERENCE SOON
>>33461210
>IT WILL SPREAD ALL OVER THE WORLD
Perfect.
>>33461278
sauce
>>33461266
sauce?
>tfw I am a NEET who lives in a rural area in the middle of nowhere and almost never leaves the house
>tfw watching the world burn all around me while I'm sipping cocoa comfy as fuck watching it all on the Internet
I love being a NEET
>>33460471
that's not until the later stages. Early stages are thesame symptoms as practically every virus ever, but it's good to be safe.
>>33461042
Face transplant
>>33461337
It is good to be NEET.
Thanks niggers for spreading your nigger disease.
>>33461247
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught.Now what's the next step of your master plan
>>33461312
http://www.thejournal.ie/doctor-quarantined-after-ebola-outbreak-1596146-Jul2014/
If dubs we all die.
>>33461337
Until your local farmer/grocer gets infected
>>33461422
I have enough cereal and soy milk to last me for months.
Enjoy the chaos and death normie. I'll still be here when you're all gone.
>>33461199
Official theme of Ebola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s0-hKgZhTo
>>33461391
Infecting New York
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>33461465
>Soy MIlk
Enjoy your titties.
>>33461465
Is it only us NEETs who will survive?
NEETs will inherit the Earth.
It must happen.
PRESS CONFERENCE ON CNN NOW
CNN NOW CNN NOW CNN NOW CNN NOW CNN NOW CNN NOW CNN NOW CNN NOW CNN NOW CNN NOW
>>33461498
No, they expect one of us in the autopsy brother
>>33461511
Enjoy a painful death when the nigger plague reaches you.
>>33461465
>months
Enjoy your nutrient deficiencies. I'll be enjoying my green house with hydroponic system connected to an atmospheric water generator
please let this cat have ebola and not some lesser fever disease
>>33461553
link?
>>33461561
The death toll rises!
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_WOR22-SnY
>>33461553
HOLY ITS REAL
http://www.happeningmonitor.bplaced.net/
results today or tomorrow morning
>>33461636
http://www.livenewschat.eu/breaking/
>>33461392
>mfw he's showing no symptoms and is only under quarantine for good measure
>>33461337
Thanks for the update.
>>33461624
>>33461489
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53daeca56f476-it-s-happening-ebola-edition.php
>>33461611
Calm down World Health Organization now is no the time for quarantine, that comes later.
these jews look nervous as fuck
i don't like this shit
>>33461710
this was fun anon
we should do this some other time
;3
>TFW I live in upstate NY
So it's not ebola in NYC right?
yessss yesss gooood goyim gooooood, disregard that we are killing people left and right. focus on ebola, a meaningless virus that isnt a big deal. ignore israel ruining gaza and swiss nazi banks, ignore them all and focus on what your media tell you
>>33461704
omg, it's back and scary as fuck.
Save us allah!
>>33461675
>happeningmonitor
enjoy your virus
Soon all jews die from Ebola
>>33461789
no it is.
Link to the cnn stream? I cant find it
>>33461791
EIDF pls go
>>33461780
>tfw i live in manhattan
>>33461825
http://www.livenewschat.eu/breaking/
>>33461789
It is. And it can take weeks for the effects to happen in people that have been infected. There are people in New York with Ebola shaking hands, having sex, working at fast food places making food, etc.
It's over. We're all going to die.
EBOLA!
>>33461755
Yes
>SIRENS IN THE BACKGROUND
ITS OGRE
http://www.livenewschat.eu/breaking/
>>33461789
no one knows yet
Holy shit, my mom is a doctor at Mount Sinai Hospital. Gonna ask her if she knows anything about it.
>>33461914
Is she Jewish?
>>33460894
>mfw someone in North korea catches Ebola
>they all die because everyone there is retarded
>>33461862
Too bad it's not infectious during the incubation period that you're describing.
It only becomes infections when the symptoms appear.
>>33461553
>trusting the Communist News Network
>>33461971
>Kim Jong Un gets Ebola
>mass suicides so the people can be ruled by their glorious leader in heaven
HOLY SHIT, I'VE GOT A SLIGHT COLD AND A NOSE BLEED
HAVE I GOT EBOLA?
>>33461971
A part of North Korea got plague before so Kim Jong Il killed everyone in the area.
>>33461971
>mfw someone in North korea catches Ebola
>they have 50 years of experience in testing biological and chemical weapons
>mfw they weaponize ebola
IT FINALLY MADE IT TO A FIRST WORLD NATION!
>>33461971
>american saying everyone who lives in DPRK is retarded
>>33461553
welp that was pretty alarming it might just actually be happening this time
>books ticket to Canada
>>33461914
Your moms already dead
>>33462032
yes
>>33461976
And isn't it only transfered through saliva and blood?
>>33461862
it hasn't been confirmed yet unless you found something no one else has. The patient is being tested.
>>33461971
>implying they're dumb/careless/malevolent enough to go to a deadly disease ridden area, catch the disease and then bring it on back home to destroy their entire nation
>>33461971
lold hard
>implying he wont execute them on sight and burn their bodies with fire
there, contained ebola
>>33460681
You can make it anon, but only if you wear your Christmas Hat.
>>33462042
No more hope; only tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Oux1lN__4
>>33462075
saliva
sweat
blood
cum
and any other bodily fluids
it also stays alive for 1 - 2 days outside of the body, so you could literally kill people by spitting on subway seats and have people contract ebola from it the next day
>>33461964
Yes, she also says that everyone in the hospital knows and the patient is quarantined and being tested.
what are the chances that they tell us the correct results?
>>33462075
sneezes and coughs can travel far.
>>33460409
It's starts the same as a flu or pollen allergies the first two weeks and people with it are contagious during that time. Considering it's both flu season AND pollen season knowing the symptoms won't help you for shit.
>>33462137
>>33462166
But it's not infectious until the person has symptoms right? So why is this even a big deal? Even if it spreads in America not that many people will die
Can someone tell me what's happening on CNN? Can't watch it right now
>>33462219
Ebola shills are out in full force I see
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtds7qv8Sag
GG JEW YORK
>>33460372
>half the posts ITT are exact duplicates of the prior thread
Why have the shill bots picked up Ebola as a topic - Ebola threads slide everything else without the shill bot fuckery.
>>33462247
Nothing, Just Wolf Blitztard and some Jewish takling heads spreading hype bullshit.
>>33462247
nervous doctors saying dont be nervous
>>33462247
The same thing that's always on CCN friend.
Bullshit and hyperbole.
>>33462039
>>33462043
>>33462104
>>33462107
NKIDF please go
>>33460612
>2014
>conflating humanity with civilization
This ain't killing humanity, son. Just civilization as we know it.
best time to be NEET basement dweller, we rise as kings when you faggots kill over
Also consider anyone who has worked out in a gym, touched a doorknob, or touched a railing on public transportation - all that sweat everywhere. Well I guess that's that
>>33462315
Not if your mom or dad get it.
>>33462219
>But it's not infectious until the person has symptoms right?
See >>33462167
"symptoms" aren't bleeding/vomitting/boils/etc until your actually about to die - before that it's appears the same as a flu or alergies. Completely contagious from the onset of headache/sneezing/sweating/coughing.
>>33461675
>http://www.happeningmonitor.bplaced.net/
do NOT go to this link, some fuckwad is spreading rootkits through his fucked up IRC.
it's a rootkit bomb designed to go off in 4 days.
>>33462340
nah both parents are amerifats and get disability and obamabux think we'll hold out ok
>>33462370
im going there just to piss you off and you cant stop me
>>33462351
But it happens in Africa like every year and only a few hundred people die. What does it matter? At most a few thousand die. It's not like a plague that infects millions or something.
>>33462398
Enjoy your expensive brick.
>mfw if dubs America is kill and the Jews buttrape earth like the whore it is
>>33460372
Fucking hell, those symptoms are found in millions of other diseases. Why the fuck do they automatically assume its ebola? I hope its scaremongering and clickbaiting.
>>33462315
im NEET in a small city what food is best to live off while i play vidya as this whole thing kills everyone off. i only want to go to wal mart once
>chick dies in london yesterday - w knew within an hour it wasn't ebola
either new york doctors are shit, or they are postponing this for... some reason. to further the spread a little longer perhaps?
>>33462370
Chatango is a rootkit?
>>33462402
Its an extremely communicable disease with a 90% fatality rate that was only limited to podunk villages before.
Now, its in two of the ten biggest cities in the world.
>mfw i have to go back to manhattan for school in 3 weeks
it'll all blow over by then, right guys?
>>33462452
>he recently traveled to a village in Africa
>>33462498
>Now, its in two of the ten biggest cities in the world.
Which cities are those? New York isn't one of them, hype-tard.
>>33462452
Because he came from west Africa. If they dont isolate him and he actually has it, thrn he infects a ton of people, and then we are fucked.
>>33462137
spit in your hands and rub them over handrails, elevator buttons, that sort of things.
>>33460409
>SAYS "FUGG :D:D"
>>33462528
Y the fuck are we still letting these people in?
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
tfw living in nyc
>>33462466
ramen, stuff that's got a ton of preservatives in it and can last...hell you might get diabetes but it beats shitting blood...also might wanna store up on mtn dew...could see the jews polluting water source
>>33462534
hes a xenocentic ameritard he meant us
>>33462534
Yes it is. Its number 8.
The other city is Lagos, at number 7.
topkek die amerifats
>>33462534
>New York isn't one of them
>implying anywhere outside of America is a part of the world
Are you even trying?
>>33461704
This is fucking awesome.
>>33462219
because someone could cough or sneeze on someone else before they get really sick and go to the hospital. That's how it will spread.
Beach Blanket Ebola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icjOov4LNSk
Quality is shit. But lets get this party started!
More thread music
Down with the Sickness (Richard Cheese Cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at02Fvdhk2I
Tom Lehrer- I Got It From Agnes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEkZxaoebvk
Ebola Beach Party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRTs7AfrEes
>>33462640
>>33462617
It isn't confirmed in New York, idiots
Daily reminder that Papa Nurgle loves you all.
>>33462701
London put out negative test results within the hour.
Why hasn't New York?
So let's see:
CONFIRMED -
Liberia
Sierra Leone
Guinea
Nigeria
SUSPECTED -
Philippines
America (New York)
Canada
This is going to be a fun apocalypse. Remember when the death toll gets in the millions that it was world leaders not doing their job that let this plague spread.
>>33462766
Because.
>>33462766
Obamacare
>>33462758
>>33461873
[canned laughter]
>>33462766
This is exactly what I'm wondering. I'm not trying to fear-monger, but do you really think a confirmed case would just simply be publicly announced? We're talking about a guy who traveled through fucking New York of all places.
As soon as they would confirm a case of Ebola in New York an absolute, unparalleled shitstorm would occur and officials certainly know that.
This, my friends is the great cleansing we've been waiting for. I hope at least 50% of the population is wiped out - preferably 75-80%.
I wouldn't be at all surprised if this current strain was synthesized, but whoever created it was a true hero. Once our populations dwindle and scatter from this epidemic, nature will return and our world will regain some of its former beauty. The only way to save our planet is to cull our species.
This is a good thing, and I'm happy to be one of the many who die for this cause.
>>33462498
up to 90%, it's not at 50-60%
>>33462766
Because it's been in London for more time? Retard. It'll be confirmed negative in a few hours.
>>33463057
>earth population going back to ~3 billion
i can handle that
>>33462977
There are three possibilites:
1. The test on the dead man in London was so quick because they were able to preform tests on a dead man they couldn't on a living man. I have no clue what that would entail but maybe they yanked his brain out who knows.
2. The tests are being double and triple checked to be sure before an announcement is made.
3. He has tested positive and the results are being withheld until the government can enact a plan to contain any spread and deal with the panic of a major urban area after such a revelation.
>>33463060
it will be positive. Ebola is attracted to niggers. Murika is a natural host country for the virus
>>33462980
This. The only reason I've never become an hero to end my depression is because I have wanted to live long enough to watch civilization collapse. If I die in the coming apocalypse, at least I can die happy knowing that the madness dies with me.
>>33462370
What the fuck is a "rootkit bomb"?
What movies should I watch to get comfy for the happening
>>33463124
it's just a timed virus that will brick your machine on august 8th if you go to happeningmonitor.
>>33462107
>Mfw North Korea probably handles this better than any other country.
>>33463121
we all know those feels anon
>>33463193
>the road
>28 days later
>contagion
>outbreak
>the stand
>i am legend
>>33463204
*if you have been to
you don't need to visit the site on the 8th to activate the rootkit
>I know that feel
How many weeks do you reckon we have? With that case in Atlanta and now in NYC, the whole east coast is fucked. GG west side, you win this one.
Happenin over for now...
>http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/New-York-City-Hospital-Examines-Man-Travel-West-Africa-Symptoms-Ebola-269878301.html
>A New York City hospital is examining a sick patient who recently returned from a West African country where the deadly Ebola virus has been spreading, but authorities said it's unlikely that the man has Ebola.
>>33463268
Damn that was quick, thanks friend
>>33463204
>>33463269
Oh, thanks.
>>33463124
It gets into the root of your hair follicles and renders you bald.
>>33463304
Do it in that order.
The Road is brilliant
good luck ebola, god bless you
im actually welling up im so happy for you
>>33463285
>Stay calm goyim
>Nothing to see behind the curtain
>That sick man just has a case of the giggles
>No need to worry
Ok rabbi
>>33463193
Outbreak
It's about airborne ebola
>>33463308
Why are you samefagging?
The fact that a possible ebola case hit NYC was likely the result of some low level person telling the media. Now that the man is contained and people having contact with him extremely restricted, further news is in question. Even if tests come back positive for ebola, we will be told they were negative and given some bullshit about how it is another disease requiring treatment. The authorities will mobilize and try to seek out anyone who may have come in contact with him. The way you would hear about it being confirmed ebola is if it spread beyond what they could contain with lies. The likely scenario is that nobody else will have been affected and the lie will stand.
>>33463285
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, CARRY ON, KEEP DRINKING OUR TAP WATER :)
>Africa dies
>NYC virus spreads to Asia and South America
>EU and Asia close up everything
>USA has some losses but is able to contain it
>Asia and South America in trouble
>The few rich countries are able to survive
>all the shitty countries like BR and India die out
>no more niggers
A new age of humanity is upon us
one without half apes
I live in 'Straya. Will I be safe? Will it get here too?
>>33463057
*now
>>33463304
also, get a steam account and buy/play fallout: new vegas. different plot, similar setting.
>>33463406
Just go full road warrior now, m8.
>>33463406
I thought you guys had Eboliginals or some shit, like pretty much Ebola in human form
I'd say you guys will survive
>>33461365
Did he get like a clearance face?
>>33462156
Has she heard anything else yet? It's taking a suspiciously long time for them to confirm it...
>>33463389
>The likely scenario is that nobody else will have been affected
>new york city
you really believe that?
i can promise that guy had contact with at least 100 people while symptomatic. one sneeze or cough on a bus or subway and new york is literally ground zero. again. for the last time.
>>33463193
The Last Days (Los Dias Ultimos)
It's the best apocalyptic movie I've watched in years. Watch it on Netflix before some fucktard Hollywood studio decides that it needs to be remade for Americlaps who can't fucking read subs.
>>33463406
straya too. we'll be right cunt
>>33460547
arabs arent shutting their their airports idiot. its flights to shithole africa.
>>33463504
>Yfw I'm actually part Aboriginal.
>>33462167
>it's both flu season
>AND pollen season
nigger, where the fuck are you that it's spring?
it's still fucking winter in the southern hemisphere
>>33463618
why would you admit to being part boong?
>>33463193
Contagion, in fact I'm actually making some webms from it. Here's one:
>>33462370
>>33462492
>>33463124
>>33463204
>>33463269
>>33463308
Chatandgo isn't even an IRC
they allow only to upload videos of pictures
you are so retarded to click on every link that someone post in the chat without an malware blacklist or something else...
>>33463404
Bullshit.
A german hospital already offered to get infected people from africa to treat them.
We all hope you are right, but people are too stupid to not get the disease into their countries.
>>33460372
Good luck based Ebola!
>>33463389
Why the fuck would they lie? What could be the benefit of telling an infected city that there is nothing to fear?
>>33460372
The free market will fix it
>>33461151
>North Koreans inherit the earth
That would be the ultimate plot twist
>mfw watching contagion
/pol/ pls
>>33463667
I don't know. I don't really care to be honest. I'm the civilized type, by the way.
Victoria represent.
>>33462980
less than 1000 people have been killed by this shit so far
>we are all going to die
>50-80% of the population
>this is a biological attack
are you schizophrenic
>live in rural area with well water and a geothermal heating system
>leaving for university in St. Louis in 2 weeks
At least Washington University is down the street.
>>33463761
forgot my face
>>33460534
So he's lying right? RIGHT?!?
>http://www.610kvnu.com/health/236d235adeebe6f2f02b5b5ccbd8202b
>MOUNT SINAI SAYS PATIENT UNLIKELY TO HAVE EBOLA
Pack up, go home.
>>33463285
Release the test results. Then we can say if its over or not.
>>33463732
>Inb4 elaborate ruse by government to get people to hand over guns and freedumb.
>>33463696
and here are some more
http://www.sacbee.com/2014/08/04/6604463/nyc-hospital-testing-patient-for.html
>NY doctor: 'Odds are' patient doesn't have Ebola
We're good, no ebola here.
>>33462039
>stuff dead bodies into rocket canisters
Yeah I'm pretty sure that will be an effective biological weapon.
>>33463786
people seem to forget theres always an ebola outbreak in those shitty african countries.
there was less deaths. but the percentage of death/recovery was a lot higher.
>>33463774
Was your father or your mother human?
>>33463854
>>33463803
Release the test results. It ain't over until the hospital gives a conclusive negative.
>>33463861
My Father.
>>33463786
>mom, i need help, i have absolutely no idea how the world works.
>>33463193
Watch "Outbreak". It's literally about Ebola spreading, and the cure for it is exactly the same as the serum that saved that doctor today.
